The Absent Narwhal Podcast

In this weeks Under the Skin episode, we discuss the current events in Ukraine, The blue Sorcerer's Cow, blue carne asada, and the savior of Taiwan. Amazon and the Russian Prime. (Backwards R)

Handyman makes his return to the Absent Narwhal Podcast... again. This week we discuss a chicken passing through a security checkpoint, the french are at it again, a this week in history where nobody dies...maybe. One of our favorite shows makes a mighty return...with exceptions.

This week in under the skin, we talk about the book A Pale Horse, and Ansuz and Masterchef Moving in together.

In this weeks episode, Ansuz and Masterchef are joined by a new Guest from our past: MEEP. We discuss our experiences with covid, a new this week in F***** History, Some Joe Exotic updates, what Meep would do during "Magenta Dawn" And then some very interesting stories from when we turned 18.

In this strange mix of a normal and under the skin segment of The Absent Narwhal, we discuss the Natural Disaster that hit the west coast, Fedex going crazy, Hobos stealing your toys, and what we would do if there was a red dawn/zombie apocalypse scenario. 

After a 4 Week "vacation" The boys have Returned. We talk about what we did on our break, the schedule change for the podcast, Ansuz gets a new job, The unfortunate incident with Handyman, and we also talk about Loki and Betty white.   Note that there was some random computer noises throughout the episode. It was when the hard drive was getting full. Unable to edit them out.  They wont be there for future episodes! ....sorry

In this weeks episode, we recap on some topics from the past few weeks, Give our Review of Halo Infinite and talk about our personal celebrations for the Holidays. Yule!

We continue our discussion on religion but this time we break into tin foil hate territory. Aliens, Arc of the covenant, and alternate dimensions. Follow us on twitter! 

We are one man short for the week! So we will be launching our under the skin segment as a replacement again. Next week we should have schedule back to normal and can start launching both episodes each week! This week on under the Skin we follow up on some subjects in regards to Netflix adaptations and do a deep dive on Religion. 

We are starting a new Segment to The Absent Narwhal Podcast! Each week we will launch our normal Episode on Wednesdays and the following Saturday we will launch our Under the Skin episodes. The goal is to do a deep dive on certain topics that we weren't able to go into enough detail with during the normal episodes. This week we talk about modern/future cars and discussing live-action adaptations in new shows and movies.

The group is back together! ....for better or worse we still haven't figured it out. Some interesting news this week all around a strange central theme, We have a live audience of one person, we discuss time travel... and uh.... you know what, things get pretty low IQ.

MasterChef and Ansuz go duo! We discuss gaming as an adult compared to when we were kids, Evolution of VR gaming, random news, and things get a little stupid... Sorry

Its the week of Halloween! In this weeks "Special" Episode we talk about vandalism when we were teenagers, Aliens, a new horror game Kids are playing in japan, our scary version of this day in F%^$#@& History and more! Episodes are back to be published every wed at 9:00 am PST.   Also check out our Twitter and follow! www.twitter.com/AbsentNarwhal

The Boys Return after being afflicted with the beer disease, New apple watch release, some Music updates, Roasting Blizzard (activision), Personal Horror Stories, Masterchef says f@#% every other sentence, Apple vs Samsung. www.twitter.com/theabsentnarwhal

This weeks episode the bois decide to dive into some liquid gold and this is the result of this bad decision. We talk favorite music videos, some strange news about goat lottery and how Masterchef reminds us of drunk girls back in the day.

This week we talk about how we will never be sponsored, 80's movies, how people in prison like us, croc clogs, weird new fashions, and a skydiving killer dog. Featuring CruiserPoly.

Hot Dog eating masks, Gross makeup, World Record Golf game, Worst purchases we have made, Mystery substances on feet, and Emu Vs Ostrich Wars.

After some personal life issues and some equipment failure preventing us from recording we have finally returned! Sorry about that...The returning part.. Today we discuss some outdated news, Rust coming to xbox and being cross platform, some very strange topics and a bunch of rambling about weird stuff. 

It is officially our 10th episode! In celebration we have our first guest on the show! MasterChef was unfortunately tied up and could not be here with us, but Cruiserpoly has made a fine replacement for our missing idiot. This week we talk about more retro games, some interesting news in Florida and Australia, Cruiserpoly's useless degrees, and more!   (the following weeks podcast will be delayed as unfortunately we did have some equipment failure. We will be back up and running within the week! thank you all for the support and understanding)

Apologies for the delay on this weeks episode. This week we discuss Bad boys 2, Actors we still think are funny, Will Smith, Robin Williams, Jim Carry, favorite music type, Ansuz is a degenerate, Strange prostate exams, Capri sun drinking contest, and what the members of the absent narwhal podcast hate most about each other.

The absent Narwhal Podcast goes a little deep before back to normal cancer. We discuss Religion, where you go when you die, belief or disbelief in ghosts, Dogs getting arrested, and a follow up to the mars rover. 

Long Cats, More Handyman Drunk Stories, Awkward Moments that ruin the mood, jeff goldblum, Christmas countdown chains,

Multiple/random News Segments, B rated movies, Worst Drug/Alcohol Experiences and Animal Encounters

Demon/Satan shoes, Lottery Tickets, Favorite Video games, KFC, and Ansuz gets made fun of for being a nerd. 

In this weeks episode, Volcanos in Iceland, finding a salty surprise in cereal, Paintball stories and more exposing of our friends.

Saint Patrick's Day, Strange Food Habits, Kangaroo Milk, and why Canadians Hate us.  Check us out on YouTube as well! Gaming Videos soon to come!

Handyman Returns! Six Legged Dogs, Hard Candy, Pancakes, More Repressed memories, and a PAINFUL question of the week.

In this weeks episode, Ansuz and Masterchef go duo. Pewdiepie controversy, death sentences, JG Wentworth, Masterchef gets fired.

The first official Podcast of The Absent Narwhal! We break down some funny stories of incidents with Police, least favorite liqueur and touch on some recent events with Mars and more! 

Sorry