The Best Mediocre Morning Show

Welcome to the season one finale of The Best Mediocre Morning Show. Make sure to check back with us in October for new episodes, guests, segments and a fresh take on ridiculous BS that takes up space in your brain. Thanks for listening!

Join us for part 1 of this salad tossing festival of intimate admissions and innuendo! Make sure to check back next week for the conclusion of this filthy exchange and the season 1 finale of the Best Mediocre Morning Show!

Join us on this spiritual exploration of the slightly questionable and pretty stupid. From horoscopes and tarot reading experiences to some of most ridiculous questions we've every answered - Enjoy the show!

Food is life, and life is food. Let's see what's cookin' and cook up some stupid fun on this week's show. Phreezy couldn't join us because he overslept, but he's alive. Truly a mediocre moment in time for us all, but there's always laughs to be had.

Join us to hear Andrew bitch about being sick for the last few weeks, food issues and a hopeful and colorful story of a beautiful night spent with a special someone back in the summer in the 2010s. Strong Topics discussed, like seriously, you've been warned.

In this episode, we talk aobut how people sometimes look for problems or way to be offended about things that aren't really offensive. Entitlements, and nosy people who mind everyone else's business but their own. Plus plenty of less serious crap like onlyfans feet pics, Kell's super whiteness and a few other mundane groupings of stuff. Enjoy the Show!

What does it mean to be intimate with someone? Is it only with a partner or physical connection or does it lean more towards an emotional vulnerability? We're gonna see what we think about that and how doing the deed plays into that because ya know... DEEZ NUTZ

Join us for this Monday Mystery show and find out what the topic is! If you can figure it out and know the theme of this show, make sure you let us know....because we also don't know.

Do you say bless you when someone sneezes? Do you ask a date to get tested before sleeping together? Did you know Ankit likes to wear pink? Get all of this and more this week! Enjoy the show!

In this episode, we talk about what it would be like if we all met in real life as we plan our live episode. Who will be annoying, who will be friends, who will be enemies? Let's find out!

Kell's landlord/significant other joins us this episode to spill the beans on his one and only. Taken straight from the pages of the whitest kids you know, these two crazy Caucasian kids bring on the laughs and possible pending legal actions as we learn how it all began, and dig deeper into the mind of one of our own. Boy is it squishy in here.

Finally making it around the host table, we land in Andrew's Hot Seat. Join us for banned ice cream flavors, questions crayon colors, deep life experiences and all the things Andrew never really talks about. What wondrous things will we learn from the man himself? Probably not a while lot to be honest.

Does going to university or college really matter anymore? Did it ever matter? Did anyone actually ever mess with the bull and get the horns? Join us as we pontificate on the meaning of it all this week for absolutely not hard decisions but lots of complaining. Boohoohoo.

Jamison joins us again to talk about ending relationships, age preferences, height and also let's us know her opinion of the people on the show. Basically, it's another hour of semi-cohesive discourse and penis jokes. Honestly, mostly penis jokes. Enjoy the show!

We have a special visitor who joins us this episode, but much to our disappointment she did not bring a U-Haul. Jamison Fox, a singer/songwriter and music producer joins us to chat lesbian stuff. Both deep...haha, deep... AND not so deep questions were asked. Check out the answers and conversation! Enjoy the Show!

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So..yea.. about Last Night... We Fucked up. We could say we're sorry, and that it's the last time it will happen or whatever but, let's be honest - we're just winging it here. So to say sorry, I guess, here is a special Tuesday night release to make up for the missing Monday episode, but I'll warn ya - it's rowdy, unruly, and pretty hilarious. So all things considered, we might miss an episode more often. Enjoy the Show!

As if we weren't silly enough, join us for our recap of some of the times in our life when we got just a little bit sillier. There may or may not be one or the other person who is extra silly, just for the episode! IDK, just like, tune in man and see what happens or whatever. Don't get all HIGH and mighty all of a sudden...or.. like..do. or whatever.

Relationships are a careful combination of action and reaction; How we are and what we've experienced decide each of those things, and everyone is totally different. In this episode we have a list of relationship traits belonging to one of the hosts and try to guess who they match to. Enjoy the Show!

On this episode we're digging into our burning questions for Phreezy, one of the newer members to join the show. As a special treat, he's joined by his partner in Crime, Miss Lola Menthol. Tune in as we turn up the heat and get diggin into all the uncomfortable tight spaces. Enjoy the Show!

The best plans of mice and douchebags.. in this Episode it's just a trifecta of the usual suspects bitching and moaning about life, stupid movie facts and drunk etiquette. It's still a rather enlightening episode so.. enjoy the show!

What has been the impact of the pandemic on relationships and how people are together in general? In this episode we discuss a bit about our relationships and how they are working (or not working) and of course other ridiculous tangents especially around dating profiles and nonsensical bios. 

Join Andrew, Calista and Ankit for this special lazy Sunday Show - where everyone called out or didn't bother to join. In the truest form of the the best mediocre morning show, this lackluster episode has no point. There's some anecdotes about high school, cancel culture, CEO(s) of Boba, dynamics on the show and some followup from Calista's hot seat. Enjoy the show!

This episode is hella crazy! We welcome some extended family on for the first time to elaborate on some stewing questions we've had about Calista. It's weird, it's awkward, and really fu*$ing funny. XD Join us for Calista's Hotseat and learn a whole bunch of things that will probably make your head tilt. Let us know and Enjoy the show!    

Join us in this episode for an epic debate! Does size matter? What are the pros and cons of Ping or Pong? What are the pluses and minuses, besides the obvious in sizes... Find out and vote along with our Teams to determine the outcome! Warning: Nothing useful will come of this debate and it is HIGHLY Explicit. Just in case you need to cry or something beforehand. 

Join us this episode to learn some useless facts and really strange shit about some of the hosts at The Best Mediocre Morning Show! From Jars of Teeth to eating siblings in the womb - hear some of the strangest and awkward things about us and also how we tear each other apart for them. Enjoy the Show!

In this epsiode we welcome our new Co-Host Phreezy to the Best Mediocre Morning Show - and what better way to welcome him and give him a chance to get to know us than with a all questions Hot Seat episode? Kell has volunteered as tribute for this round and must answer every single questions we ask openly and honestly, without exception. It gets out of hand a few times, but it's a lot of fun. Enjoy the Show!

In this episode we're going on a linguistic adventure through some of the locals of our host. First stop in Toronto, a majestic city of brotherly apologeticness. Next we move on to the wicked streets of Massachusetts, before a final subway ride through New York. It's silly, makes no sense, and you won't learn anything so adjust your expectations right now. 

Join us on this Valentine's Day special as we make poor decisions and push desperation to it's limit. In this episode we talk about the day of Valentine and all the related silliness and stupidity. To cap it off, we hop on some dating apps to see just how far we can get to find love... or at least something weird and bordering on  creepy. Enjoy the Show!

In this Episode, we've enrolled in Mediocre University to learn the most useless, offensive and possible perverted things we can! The syllabus for this episode is English Language 101 where we will cover unknown and unusual vocabulary, less than tasteful tongue twisters, racy limericks and naughty nursery rhymes. Grab a seat cause school is in session! Follow along with the video on our YouTube channel!

We're pretty lazy sometimes, so we thought we'd play some card against humanity online and see what happens. Ironically enough it wasn't dirty enough, but find out who wins anyway!

In this episode we talk about some of our missing pre-pandemic activities, and dive deep into our worst media consumption habits. Take the chance to join us in checking out your own habits so you can feel the embarrassment right along with us.

Everyone adults at different levels, but then there is us. There are tons of things to learn about life and adulting, but from time to time there are things we learn that even surprise up. Join us this episode as we learn about the USPIS, which is basically the FBI of mail. Join as we enthusiastically* expand our horizons! - *enthusiasm not included; side-effects can include sarcasm and run off tangents.

In this episode, we literally do nothing but dirty jokes. Making the rounds of the filthy, inappropriate and down-right nasty. To add a little bit of..spice.. the girls take on the guys to see who breaks first and has a spit take. Be prepared to be bothered, disgusted and if, maybe even entertained.

In this Episode join us as we relive some our less than proud moments in a deep retrospective into being Drunk and other alcohol issues as well as terrible games to play in public. We don't recommend repeating any of the activities in this episode, but hell, what do we know.

This episode sees Calista take a crack at predicting our star signs, because we all know how accurate and important that information is to know. We talk about internet trolls and comments on videos, dealing with yes people in life and getting paid for feet pics and other things to make an honest living. Basically, more verbal diarrhea - enjoy!

In this episode we chat about Christmas, disasters, traditions, movies and more BS. Don't get too excited, it's still 2020.

Childhood can be some of most formative and important years of your life.... and also you can get you ass beat for being stupid, or beat some ass because that's kinda funny too. In this episode we talk about some of those growing pains stories and also how we cope by talking to ourselves now as adults.. you know.. totally healthy.

We all have our moments when we're just.. well.. dumb as a brick. If we're lucky, we get to be around when the people we know have their moments, so we can point and laugh. Of course, there are also those serendipitous moments that just happen, and are so incredible, we just have to laugh. Listen along as we talk about some of those things and moments which are stupid and also take a quick trip down memory lane. 

Everyone has things that make you mad or that you just find incredibly stupid. It could be a person, an idea, a products, a family member or even something you do yourself that drives you nuts. In this episode we talk about some things, and people, we find incredibly stupid.

We all have guilty pleasures when it comes to watching movies and TV, and most of them are really, really stupid. So in this episode, listen along and join us a trip down boobtube lane, as we talk about the best and worst of our favorite forms of entertainment, movies, tv and reality shows.

Have you ever had a discussion with someone to find out they or you have an opinion that could be considered unpopular? Maybe it's a food or person you think is overrated, or a group of people who are annoying? We're gonna get under each other's skin in this episode as we disagree to disagree.

Join us as we go down the Reddit-Hole to experience the weird and wonderful world beneath the steaming pile of awkward. Can we make it back? Probably not.

In this episode we talk about the sheer stupidity behind social media trends, bullying and the random crap that we experienced growing up around all of that.

Celebrate the Halloween Season with us as we talk about all kinds of generally spooky shit. To be honest, we're all a bit nuts generally, and the fact we're all together having this conversation is frighting enough. Just us as we talk ghosts, death and dying, and freaky experiences.

In this episode we talk worst jobs, weird job facts and statistics and review some of the less than successful applications to join the Podcast as co-hosts and also make fun of the current hosts applications.

Let's take a look at some of the most popular conspiracy theories except with a half assed perspective because who's got time to learn all that crap?