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The Black Ones is... those jellybeans that taste nasty, makes you uncomfortable, but once you swallow... you'll admire the flavor of comedy. This is a high octane energy podcast, full of raw, old school and new comedy, at times, sensitive topics... turni

Arthur Johnson


    • Mar 6, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 3m AVG DURATION
    • 108 EPISODES


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    Stick A Fork In Halloween Ends

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2023


    My hilarious take on the latest Halloween flick. Halloween is long gone, but this review will help you decide in watching the next Halloween flick. If you out there, dig The Black Ones, and want The Black Ones to continue on with more episodes... let me know. I'm itching for more episodes. Share, subscribe, and download. God bless you all, and thank you for listening to me, over the years.

    Halloween Ends

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2022 1:54


    A sneak peak to a hilarious review of Halloween Ends. If you wanna hear it all, go to Patreon.com/Theblackones, subscribe, and enjoy. Sorry bout my last upload on the sneak peak, it cut short.

    Subscribe To My Patreon

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 5:08


    I'm taking my talents to Patreon. If you love my work, and want to see me progress, help support my craft. Feel free and subscribe @patreon.com/theblackones. It's time for a new and bigger journey. My next new podcast will be on Patreon, the end of October, pending on subscribers. Thank you for listening, downloading, and subscribing, for the last 3 yrs. I appreciate you all. Godspeed.

    Prey

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022


    My hilarious review on the movie, Prey. Feel free to listen, download, and subscribe. Thank you.

    Big Bird Is Not A Racist

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2022


    I talk about Sesame Street Theme Parks and school Crossing Guards. It's funnyaf. Thank you all for tuning in, keep subscribing, downloading and sharing, it's much appreciated.

    Stealing Catalytic Converters At A Motel During A Tornado

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2022


    I talk about the craze on stealing catalytic converters, those confusing motels with hotels, and storm chasers living a dream with all these tornadoes. Thank you for listening. Please feel free to share and download. Bless you all.

    Top Gun: Maverick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022


    My hilarious movie review on Top Gun Maverick. Thank you all for listening. Feel free to download, share, and subscribe. Bless you all.

    Batman

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022


    My hilarious review on Batman. Feel free to share and download. Thank you for listening.

    I Dare You To Rob Me, Ni$$@.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022


    I talk about those races you dare to rob in liquor stores, and missing cordless landline phones. Thank you for listening. Feel free to share and download.

    Hoopties With Bandaids In The Fast Lane

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022


    I talk about cars that sport the taped up look, holding up bumpers, mirrors, etc.. like it's a fashion statement, and slow ass drivers refusing to get out of the far left lane, creating car pile ups... and I give a brief update on the The Black Ones Variety Comedy Show coming soon, in San Diego, on stage, in Aug 2022. Thanks for listening, downloading and sharing.

    The 411 On The Black Ones Variety Comedy Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022


    I give an update on The Black Ones Variety Comedy Show, slated for the summer, and I talk about when my Mom came to town, and other stuff... all about comedy. Thanks for listening, keep sharing and subscribing.

    Old

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022


    My hilarious review on the movie Old, directed by M Night Shyamalan. Thank you all for listening.

    The Lifestyle Of The Homeless And Ramen Noodles

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022


    I talk about things that are out of control in San Diego, like, the homeless, high gas prices, and drivers not knowing how to merge on the highways. Thanks for listening. New episodes every Monday.

    Airing Out Dirty Laundry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022


    I talk about women that find it hard to comprise with their lover over their beliefs, sharing dirty laundry, and that awkward dialogue, on what to say, with those in your walking path, when you see them twice. Thank you for listening.

    Wooden Outhouse Catastrophes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022


    I talk about old school wooden outhouses, and why do drivers feel the need to yell at the top of their lungs at drivers who cut them off, with their windows rolled up... you get the same affect acting as a mime, and if you was sexting your best friends wife, would you tell him or her, or carry the secret to your grave? Thank you for listening. God Bless you all.

    Sketches Hotter Than The Last Fish Grease

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022


    I put together some classic sketches, to fill in because I've been sick all week, you've come to love, Too Nice, Blind Psychologist "Ninja," and Jawbreaker. I'm feeling much better and almost back to 100%, and will be back next week with some new material. Stay safe, these colds and viruses are no joke. God Bless you all.

    Maxtrix Resurrections WTF

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022


    My hilarious take on Maxtrix Resurrections, done like no other. New episodes every Monday, thank you for listening. God Bless.

    My Top 4 Xmas Movies Might Be Suspect

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021


    I talk about the funny suspicious underlying messages in my top 4 favorite Christmas movies.It's A Wonderful Life: George Bailey used a phone call and his voice to pull a pimp move.Rudolph: Misfits can be straight , gay, an elf, or have a red nose.Frosty: Kids, don't trust a man made out of white snow, wearing a top hat, smokes from a pipe, and has stick arms. Christmas Story: Hot sauce and soap in your mouth is not a form of cruelty.Happy Holidays!! God Bless you all.

    Eating Boogers With A Perm

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021


    I talk about: Why hasn't the horrendous perm smell evolved, yet, to sweet smelling aromas... and booger eaters are getting brazen, doing it in cars, on the highway, in traffic.

    King Richard

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021


    My hilarious movie review on King Richard, starring Will Smith. New episodes every Monday, thanks for listening. God Bless.

    Sketches Hotter Than Fish Grease

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021


    I put together several of my almost, but still funny as hell, radio style sketches, full of unique, style, and creativity, at its best. Grab some popcorn and enjoy. New episodes every Monday. God Bless.

    I Miss Cassette Tapes Not Laser Disc

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021


    I talk about Laser Disc, the quickest fad to come and go, in the 90's, and the pros and cons of cassette tapes before CD's made them extinct, gave us some great memories.

    That New Car Smell

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021


    I talk about the cons of bells and whistles in new cars, Moms that come off borderline racist toward their kids interracial lovers, when invited for family gatherings, and the benefits of having your picture attached to a resume for a job, in Europe.

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    The Ok Corral All Over Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021


    I talk about how name calling is killing our society, Alec Baldwin having an Ok Corral moment, and that best friend that always goes off the grid when he has a girlfriend, and when he's single, always run back. New episodes every Monday. Feel free to download and share. God Bless.

    Halloween Kills

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021


    My hilarious review on the movie, Halloween Kills. Feel free to subscribe, download, and share. God Bless.

    The Closer vs The Trans

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021


    I talk about Dave Chappelle's special, The Closer, and his transphobia, RKelly's conviction, and the rumors that he might start singing like a canary real soon, and my early take on the Squid Game. New episodes every Monday, feel free to subscribe, share, and download. God Bless.

    Pig

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021


    My hilarious review on the movie, Pig, starring Nicholas Cage. Truffles will never be the same.

    Knock Em Out The Black Box

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021


    I talk about my plausible crazy idea I came up with at 10 yrs old, about three versions of planes made out of the black box material with deployable parachutes, preventing explosions, and terrorist free proof, leaving them with "Bomb Balls," similar to "Blue Balls." New episodes every Monday. God Bless you all, and thanks for listening.

    Stillwater

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021


    My hilarious review on the movie Stillwater, starring Matt Damon. It's about the movie, not Matt. New episodes every Monday. God Bless.

    Jacking Off Will Get You Shot

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021


    I talk about a guy in Texas, got caught jacking off outside a lady's window, and ended up getting shot 3 times... And 2 wrongly convicted half brothers, mentally disabled, got award 75 million, after spending 30 yrs in jail... and 2 boys, 8 and 9, shot and killed a farmer.  The circumstances are serious, but my story is not. New episodes every Monday. God Bless.

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    Shattered Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021


    This is a story about those childhood dreams, that are shattered by a freak accident, and ended up leading to your true calling, that wasn't on your radar as a kid. This is my hilarious story on my shattered dream.  New episodes every Monday. Subscribe and share. God Bless.

    Soft Porn Was In The Olympics

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021


    I talk about several events that I was intrigued by, and some appeared to be border line soft porn. New episode every Monday.

    Fatherhood

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021


    My funny take on the melancholy monotone of the movie, Fatherhood. New episodes every Monday, share and subscribe.

    It's A Guy Thang

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021


    I talk about being a wingman, metrosexual, guy thing dilemmas, which can be for women, too, and closet gay dudes that need to come out the closet.  New episodes every Monday.

    The Best Of Enemies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021


    My rave review on The Best Of Enemies, and why it should be played in all the schools, just like them sex ed videos.  All this talk on critical race theory in schools, all you need to do is play this movie, all the issues wrapped up in 2 hrs.

    Hummingbirds Will Make A Fiend Out Of You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021


    I talk about the addiction of watching hummingbirds, HMO mosquitos, known as the super mosquitos, and doing heroic actions can end in tragic.

    Free At Last

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021


    I talk about Bill Cosby, free on a technicality, John McAfee, allegedly committed suicide, Britney Spears and her conservatorship, Jennifer Lopez and her "Let me borrow you again boyfriend" Ben Affleck.

    I See You

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021


    An infectious poem I wrote called, I See You, with catchy verses, and a side order of comedy.  

    Back In The Day

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021


    I take you back in the day... about being a childhood mechanic, truth or dare, playing hide-n-go get it, and duck duck goose needs to make a comeback.

    Gettin' My Kwame On

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021


    I talk about Kwame going on a verbal assault with ex NBA players, UFO's, Tebow, the 2nd coming to the Jaguars, Dj Khaled's very 1st single off his album Khaled, Sorry Not Sorry, Will Smith and his weight gain, and Ricky Schroder getting irate at a Costco.

    Rory and Mal, The Accountants

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021


    I talk about the numbers, lies, and video tapes, of the Joe Budden Podcast, which led to the departure of Rory and Mal.

    Who Used To Make Mud Pies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021


    I talk about things, when you was a kid, that looked and smelled so good, you wish was food, and had to taste test, like, Mud Pies, Ken L burgers, Chapsticks, Japanese erasers.

    You Can't Wear Skinny Jeans And Box

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021


    I talk about boxing is becoming a circus, Logan Paul and Floyd Mayweather fight, and the "Don'ts" of skinny jeans.

    Mortal Kombat

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021


    My hilarious review and thoughts on Mortal Kombat.

    I Miss Jane Fonda Workout Tapes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021


    I talk about the Jane Fonda workout tapes and the craze, why Mexicans don't like to use the A/C during the summer, advice on long distance relationships. It's all comedy.

    Locking Doors Down South Is Unheard Of

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021


    I talk about people down south not locking their doors, beyond your high school years, to find out, your Mom thought you was gay, guys that find out their Fiancé cheated on them, the shooting of Daunte Wright. Enjoy... it's hilarious.

    Godzilla VS Kong

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021


    My take and thoughts on things I didn't like about the movie. And a quick recap on things that's been happening the last month, I've been gone, that requires a rant. Enjoy.

    Coming 2 America

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021


    My take and thoughts on Coming 2 America.

    Walking Amongst A Pedophile

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021


    I talk about 2 distinctive events that happened in my life, between the ages of 8 and 10, making it a necessity for kids to have common sense at an early age. This could be my funniest podcast, yet.

    23 And Me White

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021


    I talk about my results from doing 23 And Me, women getting bamboozled at the car shop, and talking electronic devices that sound human.

    Gorillas Don't Like Glue

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021


    I talk about the gorilla glue lady, Tom Brady, the Super Bowl, the streaker, women that dress too sexy for their lady friends, and the final episode of the comedy, Caesar's Day In Court, pt. 5.

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