The Burbs Minute is a podcast dedicated to breaking down the greatest movie of all time, The 'Burbs, minute by minute. Jeff Ferry and Chris Derkotch and maybe some other neighbors will be your guides on the adventure through Hinkley Hills. We'll follow
In this final regular episode of The Burbs we discuss the alternate ending. Jeff and Chris discuss how many classic lines would have been lost if this ending has stayed, why the Klopek’s love the suburbs and Uncle Reuben staying strong until the end. We also discuss debriefing. https://archive.org/download/Min99Raw/min%2099%20raw.mp3
This minute begins with Ricky walking back into the action and ends with credits. In this episode Jeff and Chris discuss the actors credit videos, all the movies that made more money than The Burbs in 1989 and the cameo return of Dick Miller. We also discuss our next project, Jay and Silent Bob Movie […]
Min 97 begins with Are saying Geraldo Rivera is coming and ends with Ricky saying God I love this street. In this minute we discus Art in handcuffs, Pee Wee Hermans bike and the worst fireman ever We also discuss Geraldo Rivera. https://archive.org/download/Min97/min%2097.mp3
This minute begins with Mark holding Hans and ends with Art talking about the media major event. In this minute we discuss Art getting famous, getting away from your neighbors and getting sued by Knight Rider. We also discuss psychos. https://archive.org/download/Min96/Min%2096.mp3
Minute 95 begins with Ray repeating Citizens Arrest and ends with Mark talking about snapping necks. In this minute we discuss Ray being righteous, Dr. Klopek has some bones to explain and Rumsfeld finally gets to go full Nam flashback. We also discuss Pinocchio. https://archive.org/download/Min95/min%2095.mp3
This minute begins with Hans being pulled from his seat and ends with Dr. Klopek saying the man doesn’t know what he’s talking about. In this minute we discuss the cops watching a grand theft ambulance, a stretcher chase and why the pizza dude has so many pizzas, We also discuss citizens arrest. https://archive.org/download/Min94/min%2094.mp3
Minute 93 begins with Dr. Klopek saying Ray found one of his skulls and ends with Ray reaching for Hans. In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss Dr. Klopek taking medical precautions, an antique syringe and Henry Gibsons age. We also discuss hypodermic needles. https://archive.org/download/Min93/min%2093.mp3
This minute begins with Ray promising to rebuild the Klopeks house and ends with Dr. Klopek gloving up. In this minute we discuss Henry Gibson being imposing, the 1990 Academy Awards and having a meltdown about Godfather III being nominated for Best Picture. We also discuss Dutch Angles. Show Note: Jeff realized after recording that […]
Minute 91 begins with Ray in the ambulance and ends with Ray saying, When I get out of prison. In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss the old Doritos bags, the last minute of Klopeks possible innocence and how Corey Feldman got cast as Michaelangelo. We also discuss the term Hepcat. https://archive.org/download/Min91/min%2091.mp3
This minute begins with Ray screaming at Art and ends with Ray diving into an ambulance. In this minute we discuss Ray throwing a wicker chair, when it’s time to punch your friend in the face and bobo Jake Gyllenhaall. We also discuss lunatics. https://archive.org/download/Min90/min%2090.mp3
Minute 89 begins with Art trying to involve Ray in his rant and ends with Ray yelling “it’s them.” In this minute we discuss poor crowd control, Hanks going full psycho and Rumsfeld the coward, We also discuss bow ties. https://archive.org/download/Min89/min%2089.mp3
This minute begins with the cop explaining Walter’s situation to Art and ends with Art starting a rant. In this minute Ray is read his list of crimes, more bow tie guy and Rumsfeld laying low. We also discuss Rance Howard. https://archive.org/download/Min88/min%2088.mp3
Minute 87 begins with Carol saying she lives there and ends with the cop saying the Klopek’s were picking up Walters wig. In this minute we are stalked by a man in a bow tie, getting hit with the title belt and Art thanking his lucky stars. We also discuss Franklin Ajaye. https://archive.org/download/Min87/min%2087.mp3
This minute begins with Art asking Ray if he found it and ends with Carol going under the police line. In this minute we discuss Rumsfeld’s lawsuit, Carol’s lack of urgency and the celebrated film franchise, Evil Bong. We also discuss Sonny Davis. https://archive.org/download/Min86/min%2086.mp3
Minute 85 begins with the Klopek’s house on fire and ends with the Klopek’s porch collapsing. In this minute we discuss Are acting like a real jerk, crappy CGI on Walking Dead and Tom Hanks doing a wonderful shuffle down the steps. We also discuss Jeff Smolek. https://archive.org/download/Min85/min%2085.mp3
Minute 84 begins with Ricky still yelling at the cops and ends with part of the Klopek’s house collapsing. In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss a perfect Hanks yelling moment, Art being a terrible friend and the absolute destruction of the Klopek’s house.We also discuss Kevin Gage. https://archive.org/download/Min84/min%2084.mp3
This minute begins with a hand sticking out of a car and ends with Ricky yelling that people are at his house. In this minute we discuss what legal trouble Ray and Art will be in, Corey Feldman doing his own stunts and the return of Walter. We also discuss Corey Scott. https://archive.org/download/Min83/min%2083.mp3
Our last day discussing The Burbs with Jonathan Carlisle who sails for Florin in the morning. This minute begins with a Rumsfeld monologue and ends with Rumsfeld staring at something. In this minute we discuss adding drinking and smoking to The Burbs, a new car entering the street and the Corey Feldman movie, Busted. We […]
We are joined once again by Jonathan Carlisle from The Princess Bride Minute who definitely isn’t the six fingered man. Minute 81 begins with The Klopek’s car approaching and end with Rumsfeld saying we caught you, Rube. In this minute we discuss how crappy of a lookout Rumsfeld is, if anybody is going to fix […]
We are joined again by Jonathan Carlisle from The Princess Bride Minute and discuss Minute 80 which begins with Ricky saying very cool man and ends with the Klopek’s car approaching. In this minute we discuss where the Klopek’s furnace originates, we make a tenuous connection to The Princess Bride and pitch a great idea […]
Inconceivable! This minute we are joined by Jonathan Carlisle from The Princess Bride Minute and discuss minute 79 of The Burbs which begins with Ray saying They got the whole place wired with batteries and ends with Rumsfeld saying he is alright. In this minute we discuss Rick Duccomon’s acting prowess, Rumsfeld’s graceful fall from […]
This minute begins with Steve Kuntz talking to Rumsfeld and ends with Ray looking at all of the Klopek’s stuff. In this minute we discuss a girl who looks like Joey Lauren Adams, other things Rumsfeld could be eating and what is up with the Klopek’s furnace. We also discuss Animal Crackers. https://archive.org/download/Min78/min%2078.mp3
Minute 77 begins with Ray breaking into the Klopek’s and ends with more of Ricky’s friends showing up. We discuss the search team missing a skull, Ricky’s friends watching the show and we have less than good things to say about 300 and Sin City. We also discuss Nicky Katt. https://archive.org/download/Min77/min%2077.mp3
This minute begins with Art explaining why they didn’t find anything in the backyard and ends with Art asking if the the words Breaking and Entering mean anything to Ray. In this minute we discuss Art wanting a cold beer, picking locks with credit cards and trying to remember who The Mythbusters are. We also […]
Minute 75 begins with Rumsfeld saying Roger and ends with a shot of the Klopek’s porch. In this minute we discuss taking great advantage of the shooting location, why they started in the backyard and mention Commando. We also discuss Red Rover. https://archive.org/download/Min75/min%2075.wav
Minute 74 begins with Rumsfeld going to set up a communication base and ends with Ray going over the fence. Jason Hawk from the Atomic Trivia War 9000 joins us for the final time as we cover Looney Tunes, horror movies and pastel eighties colors. Also Jeff tells disturbing stories about his neighborhood, watching horror […]
This minute begins with Ray asking Rumsfeld why he didn’t go up there and ends with Rumsfeld congratulating Art. We are joined once again by Jason Hawk from the Atomic Trivia War 9000 and discuss Weekend at Bernies, pulling cable and pulling out plus bombs and missiles . We also discuss Smelling Salts. https://archive.org/download/Min73/min%2073.mp3
Minute 72 begins with Art talking about taking out the Klopek’s alarms and ends with Mark asking if Art knows what he’s doing. We are joined again by Jason Hawk from Atomic Trivia War 9000 and we discuss Lost Boys and it’s sequels far too deeply, try to justify why they shut off the power […]
Minute 71 begins with Ray telling Carol to have a nice weekend and ends with Ray saying electricity is our friend. We are joined by Jason Hawk from the Atomic Trivia War 9000 as we cover our golf prowess, Rumsfeld’s field promotion to Captain and get bitter about Corey Feldman not respond to us on […]
Crystal Beth joins us one final time for Minute 70 which begins with a close up of Ricky’s glasses and ends with Dave saying his cousins are mean and they smell. In this episode we discuss the Klopek’s lousy driving habits, give our thoughts on golf and tell a story about being covered in horse […]
Crystal Beth from The Fifth Eleminute podcast joins us for Minute 69 which begins with Ray staring and ends with Mark watching the Klopek’s leave. In this minute we discuss the Tom Hanks chin move, Dr. Klopek needing to get some work done on his car and if Crystal Beth is a Klopek or a […]
Crystal Beth returns for Minute 68 which begins with Mark asking Ray if he’s whipped and ends with Mark saying the Klopek’s went back to get Walter’s hair. In this minute we discuss Ray going commando, Limp Bizkit and George Michael plus pitching a Burbs sequel to Colin Hanks. https://archive.org/download/Min68/min%2068.mp3
This minute we are joined by Crystal Beth from the Fifth Eleminute for Minute 67 which begins with Ray saying he thinks their clean and ends with Art and Mark sitting down. In this minute we discuss taking your kids to school in yoga pants, we give some exciting rule changes to NBA basketball and […]
This minute begins with Art falling into Ray’s yard and ends with Mark asking for a little participation from Ray. In this minute we discuss the last guillotine execution in France, the end of the worst dinner party ever and Art dressed as Roddy Piper We also discuss Landru, the dog and serial killer. https://archive.org/download/Min66/min%2066.mp3
Minute 65 begins with Rumsfeld continuing his statement about where the noise is coming from and ends with Art yelling at the mangy mutt. In this minute we discuss using a Great Dane as an attack dog, the evening going sideways and Hogan’s Heroes for some reason. We also discuss the Great Dane. https://archive.org/download/Min65/min%2065.mp3
Minute 64 of The Burbs begins with Dr. Klopek approaching Rumseld and ends with Rumsfeld asking what’s the GD noise. In Minute 64 Jeff and Chris discuss Rumseld dropping all pretense of civility, Dr. Klopek’s master delaying plan and Rocky punch sound effects. We also discuss James Ashwell. https://archive.org/download/Min64/min%2064.mp3
This minute begins with Dr. Klopek saying painting relaxes him and ends with Rumsfeld saying, “Says who?”. In this minute we discuss Dr. Klopek being charming doing damage control, Rumsfeld the art critic and we spoil The Monsters are Due on Maple Street. We also discuss Rod Serling. https://archive.org/download/Min63/min%2063.mp3
Minute 62 begins with something red in Ray’s hand and ends with Ray shoving a rag under the table. In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss what happens who would win in a brawl with the Klopek’s, find some time to rip Godfather III and read Chuck Norris quotes. We also discuss Opera. https://archive.org/download/Min62/min%2062.mp3
This minute begins with Reuben telling Mark to ask him, himself and ends with Dr. Klopek saying “Pardon my glove.” In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss how well cast The Klopek’s are, correct handshaking procedures and Ray Walston. We also discuss the doctor, Henry Gibson. https://archive.org/download/Min61Real/min%2061%20real.mp3
Minute 60 beings with a cuckoo clock and ends with Mark asking what kind of doctor Reuben’s brother is. In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss Carol finally joining the conversation, Ray tries to weasel his way into the basement and Jeff starts to think maybe the Klopek’s are up to something. We also discuss […]
This minute start with Rumsfeld remarking on the good solid floors and ends with Uncle Reuben glaring at Mrs. Rumsfeld. In this minute we discuss Ray using the newspaper in lieu of tissues, Reuben showing his softer side and Mrs. Rumsfeld adding nothing to the conversation. We also discuss Michael Germain. https://archive.org/download/Min59/min%2059.mp3
For one last time we are joined by BJ Kramp from the Rock and/or Roll podcast. This minute begins with Ray sizing up his pretzel and sardine and ends with Mark stomping on the floor. We discuss the merits of eating a whole sardine, how high on the tension scale we rate and bringing […]
We are once again joined by BJ Kramp from the Rock and/or Roll Podcast.This minute begins with Mrs. Rumsfeld talking about her hair and ends with Ray placing a sardine on a pretzel. In this minute we discuss if insects are really buzzing around Hans, the squishing of the Sardine can and Yahoo Serious. We […]
We are joined by BJ Kramp for an awkward Klopek minute. Minute 56 begins with Art gasping for breath and ends wit Ray trying to make small talk. In this minute we discuss getting hit in the head with a pickaxe, doing some wallpaper with Rumsefeld and racist team names (Hello Washington!) We also discuss […]
This minute we are joined by BJ Kramp from the Rock and/or Roll Podcast. This minute begins with Mark admiring a picture and ends with Art sitting up. In this minute we praise the range of Courtney Gains, discuss more of Mark’s quasi racist comments plus Albert Einstein, Lord of the Rings and Dachau. We […]
Minute 54 begins with Carol welcoming Hans to Mayfield Place and ends with Hans knocking over a picture. We are joined one final time by the most beloved man on the internet, John J. Galbo, from the ACPN. In this minute we discuss inappropriate statues, discover Chris has no taste in film or TV and […]
This minute begins with the Rumsfield’s an Peterson’s walking to the Klopek’s and ends with Hans staring at Carol. We are joined again by John J. Galbo from the ACPN and we are visited by Mcgruff the Crime Dog, deep cuts from Desperate Housewives and Hans staring at Carol’s boobs. We also discuss Steve Bonner. […]
This minute begins with Art explaining what the paper could be and ends with The American Flag. We are joined by John J. Galbo from the ACPN and we discuss old timey ice packs, J.K. Rowling’s juice and Carol finally taking control of the situation. We are joined this minute by John J. Galbo of […]
Minute 51 begins with Ray saying, “He dug it up from the underneath the fence” and ends with Ray retreating from the Klopek’s fence. In this minute we are joined by John J. Galbo from the ACPN and discuss starting other minute podcasts, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego and dogs overruning the podcast. […]
This minute begins with Ray yelling at Art and ends with a zoom on the Klopek’s fence. In Minute 50 we see the patented Hank’s head nod, Ray not knowing what a femur is and realizing we are halfway through this movie and we still aren’t sure who the villains are. We also discuss the […]
Minute 49 begins with the Klopek’s door shutting and ends with Ray explaining he put a note in Walter’s door. In this minute we flush out the Klopek’s, not liking things ironically, and trying to get some goddamn sleep. We also discuss Bernhard Stroh https://archive.org/download/Min49Real/min%2049%20real.mp3