The Ponch Cast

Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction. The individuals depicted are actors using props in a work of parody and it is not indicative of them as people. It may contain inappropriate language and content that may be insensitive and offensive to some. The Ponch Cast is back! After a short hiatus we have a new crossover episode with comedians PJ (host of the podcast Hell Yeah) and Michael Aguilera (host of The Night Shift Mic). This is a special episode where we filmed on location at A-1 Hop Shop after their weekly comedy night. We talk about criminal organizations having to apologize, returning el envase in Mexico, getting dosed by your manicurist, a little person falling asleep during comedy, some upcoming shows (Ponch is opening for Ralph Barbosa @ Laughs Comedy Club April 14 & 15), the best Philly cheese in seattle, and much more!

Ponch and Greg talk about how to run an open-mic, they talk trash about some people and even name names. Also I (Greg) recently learned I've been mispronouncing two comic's names, and this was recorded before I learned that, so this one is grandfathered in. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

You won't be able to see it on the audio version, but our hair looks stupid. Also I (Greg) recently learned I've been mispronouncing two comic's names, and this was recorded before I learned that, so this one is grandfathered in. Wassup Ponchahoes and Ponchahettes, we are back with another banger of an episode. We talk about Greg's stupid hair and the roast battle between he and Ponch. Greg also talks about hosting at Towne Pub on Oct. 13, trying to impress black people and Jordan Peele's Candyman. Oh and we talk about House of The Dragon and SPOILER Game of Thrones. #saytheirnames #candyman #houseofthedragon #gameofthrones --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Greg and Ponch talk about guys who sit down to pee, peeing on the toilet seat out of spite, rehabilitating the pitbull that is Tito Ortiz and making fun of animals to make ourselves feel better! We also talk about how talented Jamie Foxx is! How he should do a musical where he plays Donald Trump in the WWE universe while playing the piano and who would win in a fight, the Undertaker or LeBron? Also RIP Teddy Ray. #jamiefoxx #donaldtrump #hellinacell #lebronjames #undertaker #dontbullymybreed #titoortiz #brendanschaub #huntingtonbeachbadboy #calcutta #teddyray --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Ponch Cast boys are back with a special guest, Francisco B. Francisco is an animator, Mexican, comedian, husband and father based out of Everett who is moving to Detroit! We had to have him on the pod before he leaves and gives up this delusion. We talk about accidently stealing jokes from other comics. I give everyone who wants to listen some advice about how to suck less at comedy while ironically also sucking at it myself. #STANDUP #COMEDYCOACH --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ponch and Greg talk about your lizard brain instincts, what to do when someone is drowning, how Greg only cares about himself, and finally, we do a cool "noir style" scene. Shout out to Troy McClure and Phil Hartman. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm back in LA with Steve! After getting bumped from "Shootin' It" for a better guest, we recorded this episode as a consolation prize. Steve and Ponch talk about his dad getting Covid, and Greg's stand-up(which apparently Steve likes.) Julie also makes an appearance as young Jamie. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We have another guest! Comedian/fellow Mexican Michael Aguilera joins The Ponch Cast to discuss whatever, while drinking White Claws and Titos. We talk about going to In-N-Out during lent, doing stand-up, warehouse work, meth on your lunch breaks and much more. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Season 3 begins! We're back like a pimple! This time from a new studio where fans got to see us live as we filmed our episode! We talk about Ponch gaining some weight, Greg hosting a new open-mic and much more stuff that will change your life! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The last Ponch Cast at our old studio!! We talk about the work ethic of today's youth. We shoutout AAPI month and Mark Wahlberg's blind justice. Greg has a fascination/fetish with people with autism which makes us wonder where he lies on the spectrum. Speaking of autism, we also talk about Elon Musk allegedly being a sexual space pioneer. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ponch and Greg are at it again and this time Greg is even less funny than ever before! Watch and listen as we disguss watching Dr. Strange but don't go because we never get "strange". We also talk about in the likely event of Ponch dying, he wants to be made weed and smoked like in How High! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Fresh off an open-mic at Ballard Bro's that Greg accidentally hosted. Listen as he describes how a case off mistaken identity almost leads to Greg being funny. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We talk about the blogbussa Morbius. Great movie never saw it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In a first-time-ever Greg solo episode, your favorite co-host walks you through the history of the first April Fool's Day, and the first April Fool: Rensler van Rensler III. EDIT: [SOME CONTENT WAS LOST DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES. SO THIS EPISODE WILL BE COMMERCIAL FREE!!!!!!]

We missed a mic, so we have a good episode to compensate. We discuss what Disney buying Sony means for the Marvel Versus Capcom franchise, and other shit I'll write later when I listen to the episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

(I'll put this in not caplocks later) FRESH OFF ANOTHER PAIR OF HOT SETS OF STANDUP, IN THIS EPISODE, PONCH AND GREG TALK ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A REDACT (SHOUTOUT ALL THE HOMELESS CATS), AND WE DISCUSS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRANSITIONING GENDERS AND RACE. We also apprehensively talk about the police, particularly Carl Winslow. WE ALSO REALIZE THAT WE ARE JUST PINKY AND THE BRAIN. Also I edited the warning too long. #SNARFF --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A typical podcast, we discuss lots of things of merit that will change your lives forever. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're back! This time with a short episode before we have to go do some stand-up. We talk about our experience doing stand-up at a comedy club. Greg invites hi "girlfriend" to his latest show, much to her displeasure. He also inexplicably thinks people should do the same kind of comedy? We also unfortunately talk about Santa R*** in this new segment we do where I read Greg's terrible comedy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode (that we also forgot to upload) we are joined by award-wining musical artist, Señor Cabron. We also butcher the the kings Spanish, we talk about The Wire if they were all mandated reporters. To be honest reviewing this episode to come up with an appropriate title I realize it may be one of our most offensive pods yet. So I apologize, and will reiterate that this is not indicative of who we are as people. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

An older episode we had forgotten to upload until now, also the audio is kind of distorted. Mike Tyson and Donald Trump throw many hookers off the roof to see if they can fly, then Bernie Sanders and Mike Tyson fuse together to become Bernie Tyson. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

New episode! We share shit stories and do terrible impressions of Woody Harrelson and Mathew McConoghey, but Ponch's Conor McGregor is pretty good though. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Time for us to re-evaluate this pod. It sucks, how we can fix it? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I don't remember what this episode is about so it probably sucks. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Special Guest Steve is back! Although he was hosting, so I guess Ponch is back? No Greg this week because he is contractually obligated to not suck outside of Seattle. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ponch is really hating on my old drip. I bought that with my rock. Also, be sure to check out the Ponch Cast's new Homeless Cat Project. #homelesscatproject. We're making sure these cats remain homeless. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Only thing I'm thankful for? Masturbation. And MvC2 getting rollback net code. Other than that, fuck off with your "thanks" and your "giving." Absolute cuck shit. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The boys are back, after a hiatus, with an action packed episode after they saw Seahawks trounce the Jacksonville Jaguars live! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We run through ideas for our variety show Spitballin' (soon to be made and on the air!) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I wanted to debut a new character this week(a guy who pronounces "piss" as "PEE-ass") but instead we argue about Afghanistan, break to go to the Comedy on Broadway open mic, then get back to it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A short one. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Sauron? I'm saur on my fucking ass. Take the ring yourself, pal. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We talk a bunch of the usual shit; working at a grocery store, the Olympics, Coinstars that will give you Crypto(we're still not a financial pod though.) Listen to the Ponchcast now on the Apple iTunes app and Spotify! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ponch lookin' like Benicio Del Toro in this one, also debuting an impression of him. Greg talks about getting almost gunned down by a SWAT team on set, Ponch describes the process of building a brand, and Lil' Puppet drops by to give us the dirt. Listen to the Ponchcast now on the Apple iTunes app and Spotify! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We have a special guest tonight, and my shorts are too short for how fat I am. Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We do a short episode, Greg has an orgasm smoking some Diesel-Thai. We also talk about Terry Crew's starting his own cruise line and the critically-acclaimed Space Jam 2. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We have our first guest ever! We're joined by the boy Steve from the hit podcast, Shootin' It. We talk lift gates, the pod game, and what ever else is good. Be sure to check out Shooitn' It on Spotify. Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The boys discuses the spectrum of silicon breasts, what's going in the world of Macy's mannequins, and what jobs to give an ugly baby. Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Second part, forgot what it is about but it will probably change your life. Especially if your life sucks. Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Two-part episode that is shorter than usual because we know our audience doesn't have the attention span or the resolve to push through. Don't really remember what it is about, hopefully not too offensive but hey its the 90's. Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The ultimate(meaning final, not good) episode of our Tuesday series publishing our rehearsal sessions that led up to the greatest play ever staged. Tonight's also happened to be the same night as UFC 261 Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

3rd podcast of the day, we talk sketch ideas for a new variety podcast show. Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is going to make no sense to you, if you only listen on Apple or Spotify, but we had a Youtube version of the show going for a loooong time before this. 50 episodes that's so cool... am I being sarcastic? You don't even know anymore. Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Its weird Gatoraid comes in flavors like Mountain Blast and Arctic Breeze. Gators live in the swamp, the flavors should be like wet mud and caca water. Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The penultimate episode of our Tuesday series publishing our rehearsal sessions that led up to the greatest play ever staged. Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The boys just wrapped up a successful run of The Ponch Cast: A Play Based on the Podcast with the Same Name at the 18th and Union Theater. On Tuesdays, we're going to continue publishing our rehearsal sessions that led up to the greatest play ever staged. Also, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The boys are rehearsing for their big, live podcast/play this Friday $/30) and this Saturday (5/1). Make sure to get your tickets to the virtual show (streaming live from the 18th and Union theater.) Available at: https://ci.ovationtix.com/34824 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The boys are rehearsing for their big, live podcast/play this Friday $/30) and this Saturday (5/1). Make sure to get your tickets to the virtual show (streaming live from the 18th and Union theater.) Available at: https://ci.ovationtix.com/34824 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We score a rare interview with Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men. We also discuss cliché Planet Fitness sets, and somehow Logan doesn't up come up when discussing samurais and cholos. Also, don't forget to buy your tickets for The Ponchcast: A Play Based on the Podcast of the Same Name. Streaming live from the 18th and Union theater. Airing 4/30 and 5/1. Tickets available at: https://ci.ovationtix.com/34824 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Some new impressions get premiered this week, and we have the greatest debate of all time. Could Superman go to jail. That's under selling it, this one is an all time classic. Also, don't forget to buy your tickets for The Ponchcast: A Play Based on the Podcast of the Same Name. Streaming live from the 18th and Union theater. Airing 4/30 and 5/1. Tickets available at: https://ci.ovationtix.com/34824 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app