The Sonic Shuffle

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about now-month-old news about Sonic the Hedgehog and the other first Sonic game on a Nintendo console, Sonic Advance. THIS WEEK: Sonic Advance NEXT WEEK: Sonic Advance 2 Dan | Morg | Devon Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finish their discussion on Sonic Adventure 2, discussing Eggman's credit card number, how cool and badass Shadow the Hedgehog is, and being the cool kid on the playground who says "Sayonara". THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2 NEXT WEEK: Sonic Advance Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon cover the second third of the Dark Story in about 40 minutes, giving plenty of time for them to talk about whether or not Shadow The Hedgehog is gay. NEXT WEEK: The rest of the Dark Story, and possibly even the Last Story? The costumes from SA2 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

A month ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon began to talk about the dark story and discussed Eggman's certainty of his plans, the unpleasantness of sand, and Shadow's tastes in music. Big the Cat's cameo NEXT WEEK: Dark Story Part 2 (of 3) Dan | Morg | Devon Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finish talking about Sonic Adventure 2's Hero Story. Tails develops a piss-colored chaos emerald between matches of Fortnite, Knuckles chills in space, and Sonic saves the world through yaoi. THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2's Hero Story NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2's Dark Story Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finally get to talk about Sonic Adventure 2 some more, covering the second third of the Hero Story from Sonic Adventure 2. Dr. Eggman blows up the moon, Tails demolishes cop cars, and Knuckles has a conversation in his head. THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2: Hero Story (Part 2 of 3) NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2: Hero Story (Part 3 of 3) Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon resume talking about Sonic Mania under the new mantle of The Sonic Hustle. The Hard-Boiled Heavies rule, cowboys are cool, and Bowser loves Jesus. THIS WEEK: Sonic Mania NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2 Dan | Morg | Devon Discord

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon went through the first half of Sonic Mania. Finally some good fucking Sonic media! Cool music! Fun levels! Eggman's ever-growing family of romantic partners and robot children! We've had some fun here, folks. THIS EPISODE: Sonic Mania NEXT EPISODE: A new era of the podcast Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon finally finished the Sonic CYOA! And then when they realize how quickly they finished, spend a good 30 minutes wheel spinning. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook #2: Zone Rangers NEXT WEEK: Sonic Mania Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Ghosts of The Future, getting to see firsthand the development of Evan's Stanley's artistic career. Silver is the Tommy Salami of this world. Tikal uses her PVP ability. Shadow may or may not own a compound. THIS WEEK: Ghosts of the Future Issues 7-10 NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook 2: Zone Rangers Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon finished a trilogy of episodes dedicated to talking about Knuckles the echidna and his new foe, Enerjak, who we ended up latching on to through headcanons about him being a sci-fi nerd. THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic's Knuckles the Echidna miniseries (not to be confused with the later Knuckles mainline series) NEXT WEEK: Ghosts of The Future issues 7-10 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

A few months ago, across multiple weeks, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Archie Sonic, continuing to learn the history of the echidna people, which involves a freak that turns himself green and resorting to primitivism. More importantly, Devon wants to sing the Danny Phantom OP and he's not going to let an internet outage stop him. That cover of Wolverine we mentioned THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic issues 35 and 36 NEXT WEEK: Knuckles the Echidna 3 issue miniseries Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon entrered the thick of Ken Penders echidna lore by reading a sonic special and an issue of Sonic the Hedgehog, in which Sonic is unusually racist to Knuckles and we begin to learn the history of the echidna civilization. THIS WEEK: Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles Special and Sonic the Hedgehog issue 34 NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog issues 35 and 36 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of the Sonic Adventure Gamebook "Zone Rangers", where they enacted revolution, entered The Warp, and cheated their way to victory. THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure Gamebook 2 "Zone Rangers" NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic and think about Captain Plunder and his cool ghost first mate. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure Gamebook: The Zone Zapper Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

2 months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon talked about some episodes of Sonic X! Things are ramping up to the season finale, but that doesn't mean there's time for an episode about a chao garden where nothing happens! It's fine though because the episode after that one has Rouge and Topaz on a date. Also did you know there was a three minute test pilot? It isn't much! THIS WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 Episodes 22 and 23 (And the three minute test pilot) NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 46 and 47 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

2 months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of the Sonic CYOA "Zone Rangers", where they sought out the elusive ravis and learned that sometimes, real winners cheat. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook 2 "Zone Rangers" NEXT WEEK: Sonic X Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

2 months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon watched two episodes of AoSTH, featuring a song about Sonic, Robotnik's fat ass, and an early example of robotnik having another evil scientist as a friend/enemy. THIS EPISODE: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episodes "Sonic's Song" and "Robotnik's Rival" NEXT EPISODE: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook "Zone Rangers" Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

After two months of delay, we are proud to present an actual play of the Shadow the Hedgehog themed Lasers and Feeling hack, Speeding Bullets, featuring special guest Emory! Pineapple the Squirell, Tank th Tuft Deer, and Crispy the Possum embark on a journey to find one man's love. Also Sonic is fighting Robotnik but that's not really important. Speeding Bullets is by Princess Grace and can be downloaded for PWYW at https://bestgirlgrace.itch.io/speeding-bullets The track used for Mildred the Mourning Dove's morning song is by Docfuture and can be listened to here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAGECigOOko THIS WEEK: Speeding Bullets NEXT WEEK: Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

NOTE: This was recorded several months ago. The new segment is outdated! This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch the end of the first season of SatAM! Cartoon animals are put into peril, Rotor gets to do things, and Dr. Robotnik gets horny at the thought of murdering Sonic. THIS WEEK: SatAM NEXT WEEK: Three Year Anniversary Special! Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon discuss art. Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon continue reading the UK Sonic comics, where the children of 1990s UK ship their favorite characters and deal with not having any money. There's also Knuckles the Echidna, squirell rebellion, and an unusually normal-looking Grimer. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 43-45 NEXT WEEK: SatAM Season 1 Episodes 11+12 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon dive back into the 00s Newgrounds classic, Super Mario Bros. Z! Edited sprites! Cool fights! And more yoshi-based violence than you can shake a stick at! THIS WEEK: Super Mario Bros Z Episodes 5 and 6 NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 43-45 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon try to go through more of the Sonic CYOA, make references to 1960s british TV show "The Prisoner", and uh, wait a second, why can't I go to this page? Who the fuck is Ravis? THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedghog Adventure Gamebook #2: Zone Rangers NEXT WEEK: Super Mario Bros Z Episodes 5 and 6! Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more SatAM! As we get close to the end of the first season, we take some time to recover from dream ptsd, disguise ourselves in disproportionately large robot costumes, and meet a goat who even in the world of Sonic manages to have a nude aura. THIS WEEK: SatAM NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook: Zone Rangers Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

Note: this was recorded in December. We talk about old news and a bonus episode that never happened. This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch two more episodes of Sonic X! Russian gangsters have a scam with a dam and then we get to meet spooky creepypasta ghosts! THIS WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 NEXT WEEK: SatAM Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about how much they hate Sonia's adult finace and what might be an actually decent(?) episode of Sonic Underground. THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground NEXT WEEK: Sonic X Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch 4 more episodes of Sonic Boom! We've got court drama, we've got drinking cold tomato sauce straight out of the can, we've got time loops, and by god do we have bits. THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom NEXT WEEK: Sonic Underground Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon express their love and hatred of noted gay platypus mad scientist, Dr. Starline as he has a little adventure recruiting four other villains for his evil plan to make Eggman take him back. THIS WEEK: IDW Sonic: Bad Guys NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom Season 1 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about Knuckles Chaotix! And then because that only took 40 minutes, talk about a bunch of other little Sonic games! Welcome to the next level in 32X World! THIS WEEK: Knuckles Chaotix NEXT WEEK: IDW Sonic: Bad Guys Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic! Amy gets a gun, Eggman has a nightmare, and Sega invents Game Pass in the 90s THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic episodes 41+42 NEXT WEEK: Knuckles Chaotix Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

Hope you're prepared to be scared, because we're reading some Sonic creepypasta! We some stories off of Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki, which includes two stories written by children and one nostalgia-brained Gen X dude! Be prepared for corporate meddling, violent movie recuts, and fake URLs! THIS WEEK: Sonic Creepypasta NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Sonic Boom! Bodyswapping, secret societies, and depression run rampant in these episodes! Also Knuckles is there. THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom Season 1 NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic issues 41+42 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon enter the Fan Zone to conclude their discussion of Hangin' Out and the incredible world it exists in. Did you know Hydro had an older scrapped concept that a lot of their AU draws from? It's cool stuff. THIS WEEK: Hangin Out, Omega Buys Printer Ink, The-Hydroxian's art blog NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom (TV Series) Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

Reminder: This episode is months old! The news segment may be outdated! This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more of Sonic X! After a slow start with a beach episode, we are taken to Knuckles adventures in orientalism town! Crimes, shady fast food joints, and sexy robot ninjas ensue! THIS WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 Episodes 16+17 NEXT WEEK: Fan Zone (Hangin' Out, Omega Buys Printer Ink, and other Hydro characters) Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic! The hosts look back on the 90s gaming scene and in particular a very scathing ad of James Pond 2. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic NEXT WEEK: Sonic X Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Sonic Underground! These episodes are particularly bad in their treatment of the one girl character. There's a guy who looks like he wants to tell you to Say No To Drugs. Also there's orientalism! THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

REMINDER: This was recorded over a month ago! The news segment is out of date! This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read the 90s british Sonic CYOA, Zone Rangers! And between the a little too unfriendly ribbing of Tails and the cartoon aboriginals, it certainly is a british export! Nonetheless, they manage to have fun with it. Eggman takes over the TVs, Sally and Porker Lewis have Real Actual Guns, and Sonic is threatened with a good time. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Gamebook "Zone Rangers" NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 37-40 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

NOTE: This episode, along with the next 5, were all recorded months ago, so the news segments will be outdated. This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read the bulk of The-Hydroxian's webcomic, Hangin' Out! Hydro's reinterperetations of the Sonic cast are all amazing, especially Tikal and Metal Sonic, who has a mouth. We had a hell of a time with this amazing webcomic. THIS WEEK: Hangin' Out pages 46-117 NEXT WEEK: Sonic The Hedgehog Gamebook 2: "Zone Rangers" Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Sonic Underground! The Sonic siblings deal with a spy and weird fun sea sponge dude. THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground Episodes "Tangled Webs" and "The Deepest Fear" NEXT WEEK: Hangin' Out pages 46-117 Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about more Sonic Boom! We discuss passive-aggressiveness, Jimmy Neutron-esque plotlines, circuses, and sticky gooey messy white mashmallows. THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom Season 1 NEXT WEEK: Sonic Underground Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

(This episode as well as the next few were recorded weeks ago and I just now got around to editing them) This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog! The show makes simplistic yet striking commentary about the military and also Robotnik gets large butt pliers used on himself. We also learn about Honey the Cat! THIS WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog ("Attack on Pinball Fortress" and "Super Robotnik") NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom (the TV series) Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon go back into the Fan Zone to talk about some fan comics, exploring Tyson Hesse's old work and the exceptional fan comic "Hangin Out" by The-Hydroxian. We discuss Nipples the Enchilada, Metal Sonic's mouth, and Buff Tikal. THIS WEEK: Old fan comics and new fan comics NEXT WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Episodes 41 and 45 ("Attack on Pinball Fortress" and "Super Robotnik") Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more Archie comics! Knuckles loses his dreads. Uncle Chuck returns. Geoffrey St. John is a horrible sex pest. Devon recalls his childhood. THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic (issues 30-32 and the Knuckles Chaotix special) NEXT WEEK: Hangin' Out pages 1-45 and Tyson Hesse's old Sonic comics Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch the new Sonic movie! Eggman returns. Stone pines. Rachel kills 6 men. THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic issues 30-32 and the Knuckles Chaotix Special Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finally get to start talking about Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, the most video game ever made. Sonic the Hedgehog was arrested. Knuckles has some interesting thoughts on interesting thots. Shadow the Hedgehog commits cool crimes. THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2 (up to the end of Pumpkin Hill) NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022 film) Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finish talking about the original Sonic Adventure! As we go through Gamma's storyline and the Super Sonic story, we contend with a strange new class of men, evacuation orders, and inappropriate things to say after a city is destroyed. THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure (Gamma's Story and Super Sonic's Story) NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2 (The first ~30 minutes of the hero story) Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about Sonic Triple Trouble. Knuckles wants his stuff back. Eggman forms a polycule. Fang is a car guy. THIS WEEK: Sonic Triple Trouble NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 1 (Gamma's Story and Super Sonic's Story) Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon continue their adventure through Sonic Adventure! This week we talk about Amy fleeing from a scary robot, and the most important sonic character, Big the Cat. THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 1 (Amy's story and Big's story) NEXT WEEK: Sonic Triple Trouble Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about the best Sonic character, Big the Cat! THIS WEEK: Big's Big Fishing Adventure 3 - The Trial NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 1: Amy and Big's stories Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more of Sonic X! Sonic is a cool teen. Sam Speed hits on Chris' teacher. Devon says "salimy". THIS WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 Episodes 14+15 NEXT WEEK: Big the Cat Dan | Morg | Devon Twitter | Discord