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Watch along with Kelly and Kelsie as they provide color commentary on episodes of Criminal Minds.

Kelly McMasters-Parsons & Kelsie Paul


    • Sep 6, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 11m AVG DURATION
    • 194 EPISODES

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    S8E12 This Bitch Is Nobody!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2023 88:36


    At the halfway mark of season eight, Reid's payphone romance takes a dramatic turn when Maeve's stalker kidnaps her, causing Reid to turn to his BAU family for help.

    S8E11 It's Religious Adjacent

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2023 66:34


    An unsub who believes he's a reincarnated serial killer is criss-crossing the country killing seemingly random people, meanwhile the team learns they have a copycat on their hands.

    S8E10 Spanking The Keys

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2023 73:30


    We've already watched the doll episode and now we bring you the puppet episode! When a series of men are found in boxes with their bodies broken in weird ways, the team ends up on the trail of a sinister puppeteer. 

    S8E9 Sadness Post-it

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2023 81:02


    The Unknown Subject is back, baby! Picking up where we left off, the BAU heads to Seattle to investigate a series of murders that seem to be associated with a famous motivational speaker.

    S8E8 Billy, Can You Hear Me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 82:30


    The BAU searches for a missing school bus full of teenagers only to learn that the kids have been kidnapped to create a real life, deadly video game.

    S8E7 Look At Those Boobs!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2023 70:19


    When the team crosses paths with someone from Rossi's past, we get flashbacks of Rossi's time with the Marines in Vietnam. 

    S8E6 A Lot Of Weird Stuff Happens In South Florida

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2023 89:12


    While Morgan and Reid prepare for the FBI softball game, the team joins a case in Miami involving a baby unsub and his murderous mentor.

    S8E5 The Tomato Lady

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2023 76:47


    It's Halloween in the Criminal Minds universe and while JJ worries about Henry's fear of trick-or-treating, the team heads to Oregon to search for an unsub using her victims for strange medicinal purposes. 

    S8E4 Play On, Playa

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 78:35


    As Reid gets closer to a mysterious new love interest, the BAU investigates a series of bodies found either missing a leg or with a leg that is not their own.

    S8E3 A Base Camp of Pleasure

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 71:26


    This week, an unsub obsessed with finding the perfect family forces a very imperfect family to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets.

    S8E2 Lousy with Loam Soil

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 96:57


    When two seemingly unrelated victims are both murdered by being dragged behind a car, the BAU must figure out who killed them and how they're connected.

    S8E1 Ring, Ring, I'm Looking For My Baby Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 69:48


    In the season eight opener, the team struggles to adjust to Prentiss' replacement, a linguist professor who has a strained past with Strauss.

    Bonus Episode 16: Kelly and Kelsie's Top 5: Season 7 Episodes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023 27:29


    We're back for another bonus episode, this time to rank our favorite episodes of season seven. Surprise! It's slim pickings.

    S7E24 Here I Come! Police!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 73:23


    On the season seven finale of the Unknown Subject, the team deals with the aftermath of an explosion, Will and JJ do the damn thing, and Prentiss says goodbye

    S7E23 I See Eyes, You See Bullets

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 64:46


    In part one of the season seven finale, Will teams up with the BAU to deal with a professional bank robbing crew who also likes to murder people.

    S7E22 The Womb Raider– Womb There It Is

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2023 60:47


    The BAU gathers to teach an undergraduate seminar and in a series of flashbacks recounts a case that continues to haunt Rossi one day a year.

    S7E21 People Say It's Hocus Pocus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 74:38


    Shortly after a serial killer is executed on death row, the BAU is brought in to track down a copycat who starts killing women in a similar fashion.

    S7E20 That's What Time It Is, Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2023 78:56


    When Morgan's missing cousin is suddenly seen alive, the team joins the case and uncovers a sinister conspiracy and a douchebag misogynist keeping her hostage. 

    S7E19 Teacher By Day, Elvira By Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 60:09


    In a truly iconic episode, the BAU comes up against a family with a strange shared delusion that they are fighting the forces of the devil and his evil brides.

    S7E18 It's My Chili

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 72:54


    When a boy who no one knows was missing suddenly appears in the desert, the BAU must determine who took him and whether or not it's related to a local woman's recovered memory from her childhood.

    S7E17 Snap, Crackle, Pop Goes The Lady Weasel

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2023 70:47


    This week, the search for a woman targeting foster parents leads the team to an even ickier crime, meanwhile Garcia worries over Kevin's intentions.

    S7E16 Get Your Get It On, On

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2023 57:09


    On this episode of the Unknown Subject, an investigation into murdered sex workers leads the BAU to a dysfunctional family.

    S7E15 The Drunken Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 82:03


    In a truly prescient episode of Criminal Minds, the team searches for an unsub who has been radicalized by a suspiciously orange political candidate.

    S7E14 Popped Him Like A Gusher

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2023 72:01


    This week on the Unknown Subject, bodies are being found on the beaches of California and the BAU must solve the case in time for Hotch's hot date.

    Bonus Episode 15: Kelly and Kelsie's Top 5: Unsub Lairs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 26:55


    We're kicking off the new year with a bonus episode ranking our top five unsub lairs.

    S7E13 Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 73:49


    The team heads to beautiful Atlantic City in search of a gambler who believes killing makes him lucky.

    S7E12 He Poops In A Box

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 87:50


    In our final episode of 2022, the BAU investigates a serial rapist who may or may not be re-attacking his original victims

    S7E11 Just Heavy Breathing

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2022 89:49


    This week, Spencer questions his purpose in life as he approaches his 30th birthday, meanwhile the team investigates a Zodiac killer copycat. 

    S7E10 Train Any Tomato Cans?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2022 72:43


    In a boxing-themed episode nobody asked for, the team searches for an unsub beating his victims to death and the investigation leads them to the Philadelphia boxing scene.

    S7E9 But Then I Smelled It

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2022 76:23


    Erin Strauss joins the team in the field to investigate what appears to be a mass suicide at an isolated military school, but she and Morgan butt heads when her drinking problem comes to light.

    S7E8 He Gave Her a Nutty Creme

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 84:54


    When a member of Penelope's grief support group goes missing on the anniversary of her daughter's abduction, Garcia calls in the team to help find her.

    S7E7 The Forecast Is Nasty

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 66:58


    On this episode of the Unknown Subject, the BAU is called to stormy Kansas when a series of tornadoes leave more than the usual damage in their wake.

    S7E6 Faster Than A Hotch Rocket

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2022 74:21


    As Rossi considers the impossible choice he was given in last week's episod, the team heads to California to search for an unsub who drowns his victims and brings them back to life just to kill them again.

    S7E5 Beep Beep Ya

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 73:47


    A blast from Rossi's past brings upsetting news, meanwhile the team searches for an unsub kidnapping the children of seemingly unfit mothers.

    S7E4 Ralph?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 94:45


    On this week's episode, the BAU works to determine who is targeting survivors of a school shooting on the anniversary of the massacre.

    S7E3 There's Babies Hanging From Those Apples

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 78:54


    When a former Navy Seal's brain injury causes him to believe his loved ones have been replaced by imposters, the BAU must act fast to keep him from hurting anyone else.

    S7E2 You Smell The Urine?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 93:37


    The ick factor is high in this episode as the team searches for an unsub robbing women of their senses. Meanwhile, unresolved feelings about Emily's “death” lead to tension among the team members.

    S7E1 I'm Your Mum

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 80:45


    In the season opener of the Unknown Subject, the BAU is forced to defend their actions in the Ian Doyle case and the team learns the truth about Emily's fate.

    Bonus Episode 14: Kelly and Kelsie's Top 5: Season Six Episodes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2022 41:00


    Season six was a bit of a mess, but Kelly and Kelsie still manage to find their top five favorite episodes.

    S6E24 Sick of the Sickos

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 81:19


    In the season finale, season six goes out with a whimper as the BAU searches for a human trafficking ring and a member of the team makes her triumphant return

    S6E23 Egg Cessive

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 88:02


    When an unsub's dump site is discovered off the coast of Florida, the team struggles to identify the victims while Morgan contends with a possible personal connection to the case.

    S6E22 My Second Wife Was Crafty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2022 61:27


    This week on the Unknown Subject, in the search for a missing girl the profile points the team to a creepy local art teacher, but they may be looking at the wrong creepy artist all together.

    S6E21 Nawty Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 61:17


    As Erin Strauss gets her nose all up in the BAU's business– yet again– the team hunts an unsub targeting college girls who work as babysitters.

    S6E20 She's Like A Bouncing Ball

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 74:56


    All hail Sir Burger! On this week's episode, the search for a spree killer ends with a dramatic showdown at a local burger joint.

    S6E19 I'm Surrounded By Testosterone Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 58:18


    Emily may be gone, but the show must go on so the BAU heads to Portland to search for a possible gang of killers who seem to be choosing their victims at random.

    S6E18 How ‘Bout You, Beanpole?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 76:33


    When Emily goes rogue on her hunt for Ian Doyle the team rushes to learn the truth about their relationship and stop a deadly showdown.

    S6E17 Like Your Ass

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 84:20


    The Unknown Subject is back from an unexpected hiatus! In this episode, Emily's Ian Doyle problem comes front and center after his goon squad gets on the BAU's radar.

    S6E16 You Saved My Ass, Clyde

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 65:20


    When a couple's violent kidnapping is witnessed by their son with autism, the team must learn to communicate with the boy in order to determine a motive and reunite the family.

    S6E15 Best Dang Bootleg That Rush Ever Did

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 78:42


    In this episode of the Unknown Subject, the BAU hunts an unsub who poses as a self-help expert and preys on young women struggling with personal issues.

    S6E14 Don't Hate The Playa, Hate The Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 82:31


    An unsub with a very special sense of smell attempts to capture the essence of human woman in candle form. Meanwhile, Prentiss tries to hide her growing paranoia from the team.

    S6E13 Mmm, Cute Butt

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 72:53


    This week's episode finds the BAU hot on the trail of a deranged, drunken duo who manages to rack up quite the body count in between make out sessions.

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