Twitter Sitters

Wise words in video games.

There are dogs in video games and people wanna pet them The question quickly becomes not "CAN you?" but "SHOULD you?"

it's that time of the year again

we're on the internet and on the case

We're praying and picking fights. The finer points of eyebrow and brow meat. A new super hero is born for the Watchmen.

Alligators have quickly become to go to mascot for death rolling fascism in our time. It's time we explore the REAL gators on Twitter and get to the bottom of the beef between them and the Ninja Turtles, their alliance with Kedrick Lamar and the future of the piercing industry.

We're back! And we're talking about K-Pop Twitter, BTS, Stans, and police, so we're probably going to be cancelled. It's been fun knowing y'all.

Get your slingshots, get your finest quarantine suit, we're live in the field.

We let him in. This episode got kind of hijacked because of WWE Summer Slam, but we're putting our Fantano hats on for wrestling themes, Ryan announces victory, and we're back on our relationship advice game.

SANDWICH CONTROVERSY ABOUND! Kaitlin Bennett is robbed when ironically her guns fail her. Another failure at upon the English Channel. The Queen smiles on the day. Tool is on streaming services and so is Peppa Pig. We bring Hulkamania to an end. Plus a special appearance by our rowdy friends.

The finer parts of "Informer" by Snow, The Bachelorette, known vampires Chris Harrison and Leonardo Di Caprio, and a new horror service of Mr. Audible.

Hot Boiz is a hot sauce made by good people. Get the Big Boss Sauce. It's another installment of Twitter News Network. Twitter ain't been stopping so why should we? Viceland gets a new pitch from us in this episode, Snapchat gender filters are discussed and dissected, and USAToday brings out the Kurt Angle in all of us. We give a good talking to our home state of Alabama about the important things: abortion, Arthur, and PBS.

Its another edition of Twitter News Network and boy, Bill gets angry. We cover the Russian-Minnesota fake death murder mystery, Wendy's making dreams come true, Burger King deciding that mental health exploitation is a great marketing scheme. We even have a little bit of a story time with THEDREADGOD as he goes cat fishing and comes up with a whale.

I think it's been a running thing on this show that we're generally frustrated. Maybe we need guidance since the Science Quest for Scientology was cut short by us being poor. We're looking to God for the answers. God's twitter.

After taking a gaze into Russian meme culture, it's easy to see that we are alike in a lot of ways. We all click tongs twice, like cats, and seem to have an overwhelming urge to die.

This the pilot of a new series we're doing. The show+gameplay is on our YouTube channel. Or here's a direct link to it. https://youtu.be/oCY7OhEVAYU We are the parasites in Vince McMahon's brain. And we're gonna run WWE the right way. We take over running WWE in a booking simulator. AJ Styles smokes weed and The Revival have a cooking show. There were some interesting recording lessons learned.

It's time to talk about Art. Money. Respect. Water. All important things. Be warned we have no cap in this episode. There's some tough love in this episode for our peers as well as in fetlife.

Off rip, we got a lot wrong. Most people do WrestleMania recaps after the show. We always come first, so we're doing the pre show after the show. We talk about Kofi, about hope and Springfling Snowcones, and how Baron Corbin is the new Undertaker.

To live and die is a tight rope to walk. Although we prefer to resolve our conflicts with wild accusations and snide remarks, some people still fight. Some don't have a choice to. That's what we're going over today. A collection of the finest fights to be tweeted any day of the week. We plan to talk about Zardulu, our Rat Queen, but get derailed in a wild episode. We reach the apex of our obsession with The Undertaker and review each other's Tinder profiles. Don't take our dating advice.

The food from the 1970s is proof that baby boomers are angry, bitter people. We can't blame them. When you have a culinary curse such as stuffed lettuce and raisin burgers in front of you, you tend to turn a little bit spiteful. Health is a myth and flavour is the sin in this episode as we look at @70s_Party and their collection of unholy dishes.

We're still in Hell, so here's a podcast featuring legendary pro wrestlers The Groomsman and Chromedome Malone AKA The Judge, AKA Conquistador 7, AKA Mr. Alright. They're talking about their wars in WWE, the Indies, Japan, and wrestling a chicken champion in flea markets. EXCLUSIVE insights to some of pro wrestlings most scandalous moment and a tale of love between one woman and like twenty other wrestlers including The Groomsman and Chromedown Malone.

It's dark now. We've been banished by our sponsor and overlord Mr. Audible and are being forced into different formats to appease him and his investors. Please help. We're refugees from a different plane. Help bring us home. We have to do a True Crime podcast episode where we detail a theft. Maybe of the physical, but on a larger scale, the theft of a life.

There's a new American myth. A tale of greed, sex, growth, redemption, and betrayal, and it was told through a single Twitter thread. Zolarmoon is a legend. A Hooters girl with a mind for business and also, a poet penning sonnets in 140 characters. She weaves a tale of new literature in a way that only a stripper Shakespeare can.

We report live from the happenings of a dragging on Black Twitter! It seems like the sleuths in these threads could probably solve every government conspiracy with the amount of dirt they can dig out of no where. The best con job of recent times is profiled. We talk about our local music scene and talk about some of the new acts coming out of the South. Also we yell about WWE Crown Jewel for way longer than we should and challenge Hulk Hogan to a fight. supremely overrated https://m.facebook.com/supremelyoverratedmusic/ SOUTH CARLEN www.southcarlen.com GLASS WAR https://glasswar.bandcamp.com/

What a terrible night to like anime. @Love_That_Goku is a Twitter that, well loves Goku. Dragon Ball Z has brought everyone joy, but for Christian H, it's brought meaning and a way of life. He's inspired us to fight disease, train, and kill viruses on sight. This episode is complete with Booker T and Steve Austin references as Cell enters the wrestling ring and another appearance by our least favourite, favourite producer Mr. Audible.

Rivers Cuomo, front man of Weezer, zen seeker, and provider of one of the more odd Twitter accounts we've seen. From opera to supernatural demonic possession by an ancient horror, we end up in some weird places in this episode. A ghost Bill's past comes back in with murder on his mind and a new True Crime format is found. We cry over Rugrats and Chucky Finster's moms death, but Rivers and our Heart Songs are still there for us.

Don't call it a come back. Get it? It's a return to form for the Twitter boys, taking aim at the oldest trick in the book that plays a part in all of our lives. I'm skirting around the topic because it's very adult oriented and that doesn't really work well for SEO, you know? But we're bringing back beepers, deciding who our Disney Princess alter egos are, and taking the Law into our own hands. Write your congress person after this episode. Tell the judge what's what. The Cool Kids, New Boyz, NFL All Stars of Twitter Review Podcasts are back.

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There's a new podcast beef in town. A conflict of international scale, pitting third world countries with dictator podcasts against each other. After coming after us on Instagram, we take aim at the hosts of Good Morning Jonestown and start a deep dive on the hosts. We've learned how to beef from the best, we're gonna make 50 Cent proud. We're murdering the podcast game.

We're taking our seasonal opportunity to talk about Pro Wrestling! Attitude Era Signs is a Twitter that has done us the favour of highlighting the real stars of WWE, the fans. The Attitude Era was a huge part of our fandom and we're hoping this gets us onto a PWG show. Or ROH. Or NJPW (will learn Japanese). We fantasize over Tom Hanks and a NBA dreamboat.

Let's get one thing straight, I don't even believe in stars. But, people are really into this astrology thing, so we're giving it a shot. Learn the truth behind Astrology Twitter, get an update on ScienceQuest as the Chuch of Scientology turns it's cold shoulder to us, and figure out who the real Chicago Cub is. It's The Tale of the Pisces and Aquarius as we look to the stars to look into ourselves.

On this day, we want to remember what our country is really about. We want to exercise the FREEDOM and HOPE that is ordained to us by God on high. We're taking an episode to do strictly what we want to do. We discuss our Science Quest as we embark on the long taxed road to being members of Scientology, discuss the finer points of rap battles, get to real deep into All In, and discuss our live shows through time. We also have a frank discussion about our health and mental well being. This was good for us.

Bill isn't on this episode. He's sick and in his stead has sent his Boston redneck cousin Benjamin Benjamin Goodman to talk with Ryan about the glory of the best Korea, North Korea. Bringing one hundred percent unbiased news straight from the father land, they discover the secrets behind the nuclear churro technology, discover the truth behind Crazy Rich Asians, and discover the final boss of Fortnite.

We ain't dead, we're live, and we're lit. Twitter Sitters are taking an amazing new journey in our first live show from Mobile, Alabama. We said these things in front of people. THEY LAUGHED AND CRIED. Did Kanye-rella lose his slipper at 2Chainz' wedding? Is love real or is dating life a sham set up by a model on Tinder? Did an 87 year old grandmother deserve to get tased by Georgia police (big ol' no on that one), and other top Twitter headlines and crimes are discussed on this episode! Shout out to our wonderful host for the night Compton Smith! Thanks to him and to Dave The DM of Four Orbs for getting us up and running that night.

Reading fan fiction is a big commitment. Not everyone has time to read 130,243 words of a fan fiction when, really, they just want to get to the part where Kendrick Lamar and Kanye West fall in love and share a beautiful night together. fanfiction_txt comes in to fill us in on the finer points of story telling using Sonic, Obama, Roman Reigns, and all of your other favourite characters. We also decide on a new vendetta against Mario Mario after the death of the better brother Luigi Mario and much much more. LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENTS!

Ryan had to be incredibly selfish and move to a new house so he could live, so we had to postpone recording this week. However, here is an unreleased show that Bill did during the off season! A mix of true crime, crippling anxiety, and comedy, we detail some of the weirdest deaths via freak accident of all time. Starting in a small village of Austria. Why does that sound familar?

True crime meets Twitter when we delve into the tragedy that is PrisonHusband. A man torn from his innocent and beautiful wife by the monster that is the United States Prison System. Is there love after love? Can a heart broken by the terrible claws of false justice ever mend? Are we ever going to get that sponsorship from Alabama lawyer Alexander Shunnarah? Time will tell and mysteries will be unearthed in Twitter Sitters.

"What is a man?" -Dracula "What is a bot?" -Twitter Sitters Season 3 starts and we have HOPE this time. We explore the tweets and try to seduce Microsoft virtual personality Zo. Spoiler, we break the robot and we have a date with her lined up. Along the way we make a plea to an Alabama lawyer, talk about a terror future lined with robotic suicide machines, and figure out once and for all what will be done with our bodies when our lives end. But they aren't over yet. We have a show to do. This episode was not dreamed by and Android or an AI. Find out more on the Twitter Sitters website.

It's the end of Season 2 and like a beautiful film, we end where we begin: Love. We've gone a long way this season and have grown as people, so we are spreading the love and helping others with their relationships. Specifically, the forlorned lovers of Reddit /r/relationships. We deal with a furry discovery, the sexuality of strawberries, and a few other surprises. Spend some time with us before we take a break and sit a while.

The boys are taking a look at pure journalism when they get a learnin' from @BillyGunnFact. We take the first chance we get in this show to fully nerd out on wrestling and end up going long in a special edition of Twitter Sitters. Casual fans or non fans, don't worry we take the time to guide you through the ropes. We remember the good, curse the bad, and bask in the glory of The One Billy Gunn. And hate Bart Gunn. We tackle WWE, NJPW, the indies and detail the career of Billy Gunn.

Music plays a big part of our lives and sometimes we need guidance. This is where this Twitter account comes in. The Bitter Twitter bois are back in action reviewing this account full of music and other inspirations. We even delve into our own musical history and terrible, terrible secrets. We get crippled and take on the world of bands, and even bring our own favourites on board. By all means, keep listening to us, but also check out Absinthe Father on Bandcamp!

May is over and we're here with the news for the month! A collection of Twittering and tidbits you may have missed or that you've seen and want more of. We get in a new segment, make a plea for Gundam pilots, talk Roseanne, and the finer points of backpack in court fashion. Bill brings up Kanye West multiple times for no discernable reason and Ryan brings up his history with Team Rocket. The boys act as correspondents for the Pusha T/Drake war and talk the over the finest of rap beefs.

Full disclosure: we have not been to any form of medical professional in about 15 years combined. This season is all about love and love starts with yourself. Your teeth. The Easy Bake Oven boys are back and sinking their teeth into Twitter's premiere dentist, Bob. Bob's got a lot to say about the Royal Wedding, booze, and most importantly, the art of the floss. Bill and Ryan almost go to war over chocolate vs. vanilla ice cream and the finer points of Jim Carrey films are discussed. Can Bob give us back our smile? If not, he can at least fix Bill's teeth. https://twittersitterspod.com/

Twitter Sitters is getting into something dark on this episode. Literally. We're tracing the horror story of @TheSunVanished. Is it about environmental crisis? Is it aliens (we talk about aliens a good bit, what up aliens), is it just good old fashion scary-good horror to indulge? Also, we gush about music in the beginning and Bill declares his favourite rapper/hip hop group. We love you.

Scores are settled and we're taking the sun dress back. The Twitter Sitter boys are taking a look at the official spokesperson for RedTube. Along the way we end up discussing what we like and dislike in the adult industry, our own bedroom misgivings, and a special special guest makes an appearance.

The Scene Team is back with their conclusion from last week. After a lot of detective work and thought, we have a verdict from the yung jury. We talk about Flint, Michigan and the water crisis there in the midst of the Free Water pouring from the faults in California. A challenge is issued. And a very very special edition of Whatcha Wearin'.

Are you 'drated? If not, this man will ensure that you are hydrated beyond comprehension. Twitter Sitters is taking a look at the mystery, the eldritch enigma known as @hondadeals4vets. We know he sells Hondas, we know he's a vet, and we know for sure he's a fan of Lil Pump. See what we get when we combine and old man with a young heart, anime thots, and what seems to be a copious amount of marijuana. It's so big and we have so many questions that we have our first two parter. The bois also talk about the video game hashtags that went wild on Twitter and get teary over Metal Gear Solid. Infinity War just came out, but we're still talking mother! because we love our moms and can't read. Find out more on the Twitter Sitters website.

It's season two of Twitter Sitters! The boys are back in town to take a look at another boy, the velvetscene dream, @sceneboyvarcee. Varcee's Twitter is a trove of insights into one's self and girls of questionable ages. Ryan may slip back into his Scene Kid Killa persona, Bill devises a test to validate his knowledge of Disney Channel Original movies, and we may fetishize disabilities a little bit. We're learning about ourselves with you.

Full disclosure, Ryan has no idea who Charlie Daniels is. I'm pretty sure he still thinks he's Santa Claus, to be honest. But he's a hit maker, illuminati expert, and polital activist at heart. He loves God and exercise and the Blue. Not blues, just the blue. All the time, every day. Get inside of the Twitter of the man who beat the Devil himself, even if that contest was totally wrong.

It's Twitter news time! The All White Air Force Duo is here to talk about Aziz, racism, money, hot dogs, and other ground breaking topics. New intro music by Old Man Saxon coming in too! January has already been bonkers as far as things happening so we couldn't help but do it a bit early. Hope you enjoy the news by the newsboys.

The thotty boys are back! We take a look at a... Instagram model? Personality? Something, we're not entirely sure. We talk about what we would do to gather maximum thirst and the all stars of Wall Ball. Enjoy us taking stock.