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Two guys become different animals every week and discuss all sorts of interesting things! News, comedy, celebrity gossip, alcohol and more!

Two Guys Being Animals


    • Jun 27, 2011 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 23 EPISODES


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    Episode 071 - Goose and a Moose

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2011


    we have been gone for so long and now we're back!in this episode, we drink Vespers, call a guy in Chicago, tell a whale joke and sing a song.  why not join us?thanks for listening, friendos!right click here to download.

    Episode 070 - Elephant and Oxen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2011


    New year. Changes to the show discussed.A doozie of a story from Rabid Badger.Americans are the majority of our listeners.Tips on drinking in public in Kelowna, BC.more!download.

    Episode 069 - Christmas Spectacular

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2010


    A very special episode of your favorite podcast of joy! We traveled north to our cabin of joy and met up with one of the true kings of joy, Santa Claus himself. We drink boozey egg nog and put Santa on the hotseat - twice! Also, Santa answers all of your questions and poses a few of his own.It's a jolly, yuletime episode of joy and we hope you enjoy.We would like to take this opportunity to thankyou all for listening and supporting us through it all. Sickness, busy-ness, good times and bad - we would not be doing this show without you. We hope that you get a chance to relax with your family and loved ones and celebrate whatever holiday you like.Here is Ryan's image of the week:download now!

    Episode 068 - Dingo and Moose

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2010


    We're back, a little tired, but delivering a podcast of joy nonetheless. We talk about a lady who owns the sun, Ryan complains about his cellphone provider, and we drink Black Butte beer from Oregon. Don't forget to email or call us with your questions for Santa Claus!1-360-339-7922tgba (at) tgba.cadownload link!

    FIXED! Episode 067 - Horse and Seahorse

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2010


    Listeners! We put up episode 67 earlier today but it contained some editing errors! These have been fixed and we hope you enjoy the show.This week we're a land horse and a sea horse.This is our longest show ever. Seriously - it's 2 hours and 15 minutes long. We don't know what happened but we hope you enjoy it. Maybe it will make up for our completely unpredictable release schedule.We talked about basically everything. Thanks to everyone for calling in and telling us what you want for Christmas.We brought back our Twitter Warriors segment this week with an unprecedented four-way fight to the death! Our competitors were @AlliDucks, @ohnoforresst, @hateyou4ever, & @jujuniperThanks for listening. We love you.download here.

    Episode 066 - Turkey, Squirrel & First Settler Pete

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2010


    It's Canadian Thanksgiving and we have somehow managed to procure a guest in the form of the first settler to arrive in Canada - Pete! He has a modern vernacular and is also a karaoke king. Check out his first settler blog here.download here (right click)

    Episode 065 - Pumpkin Rat and Mole

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2010


    We are celebrating pumpkin ale season this week. This show is definitely a throwback to the golden days. (We are drunk) We have a couple jerks to speak of, and we talk - probably way too much - about UFOs and whipped peanut butter.Thanks for being our friend.click here to download. (right click)

    Episode 064 - Polar Bear/Brown Bear

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2010


    We are completely unpredictable but we love you all. Thanks for sticking with us. We're a couple of bears this week and it's pretty alright. We ripped off a segment from the Grapes of Rad and mourned the death of a local podcast. And get this, folks - Ryan spotted something!Ian's image of the week:download now, or don't.

    Episode 063 - Hedgehog and Sled Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2010


    We're back after a month long break.  Sorry we've been away - it's just hard sometimes to get it all together.  We hope that you are still here!  This week we bring back many of our segments and Ryan talks about his favorite thing: stupid criminals.We've got an image of the week and it looks something like this!  We also talked about an old band we used to play in, and you can see a video here:                                                                                        Thanks for listening everybody! download here!

    Episode 062 - Field Mouse and Turkey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2010


    We're back after a substantial, unplanned, two and a half week break.  We are rested, sharp and agile.  We sing karaoke, talk about a young criminal, listen to a puffin, and, for a short time, Ryan is ensconced in velvet. You owe it to yourself to listen.  Also, songs of summer!until next time, i don't need a bag - i've got my fuckin pants!download here.

    TECHINCAL DIFFICULTIES!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2010


    THE IMAGES FROM EPISODE 61! TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!Lastly, here is a psychadelic link that Ryan brought up during the show. And here is the link used in Ryan's latest tutorial, "Fucking up your facebook".Thanks buddies!download.

    Episode 061 - Snail and King Crab!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2010


    This week on the show, we're both sick so we have our first virtual show, hosting from 2.4 kilometres apart. Things get a bit rickety along the way, but we think it's listenable for the most part. We're a snail and a king crab, so obviously we enjoy ourselves quite a bit.Ian adds another sunny song to the summer mix this week, and we talk about vuvuzelas, because that's what everyone is talking about! Ryan provides us with many internetphenomenons in this show, and the appropriate images are all posted below.

    Episode 060 - Tiger and Lion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2010


    We're on a safari! We get huge applause from our fans in Africa when we emerge from behind a fancy curtain and it's a non-stop thrill ride from there on out. We talk about a few serious things like the BP oil debacle and the jerks who made the Hurt Locker. We also bring you a new jerk of the week and a good ol' image of the week, for good measure.Your pal and ours, Louie E, really delivered this week with three great songs for our summer mix. If you still wanna get a song on there, you have two weeks to do so! Hop to it!download link!

    Episode 059 - Montauk and Sam!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2010


    This week we're the Montauk monster and Sam, the world's ugliest dog. We chat about a lady who trusts her Google maps far too much, Canada's version of the DMCA, and discount superstore Winners! Two new additions to the TGBA summer mixtape this week with Said The Whale and Club 8. Summer! Ryan also tells us a touching story about how he learned what is really important to him and the truth will shock you! Such suspense! Also, here are the youtube videos that we received via Cathy and her Double Dragon style dual-coded emails!Kittens Inspired by KittensandCat Attacks Dog on RoombaUntil next time, folks - oh my gosh! what a bumpy ride!download link.

    Episode 058 - Dragon and Weasel

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2010


    It's a loosey-goosey, fun in the sun kind of episode and we're a dragon and a weasel.  We don't really talk about anything.  It's just 45 minutes of silence.Enjoy!Don't forget to send in your choice for TGBA's SONG OF TEH SUMMER!download!

    Episode 057 - Goat and Walrus

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2010


    This week we record in the kitchen because we're a goat and a walrus. We bring another exciting installment of "What'd you spot, spotter?" and a review of Pulp Fiction, which the goat just recently watched for the first time. Our pal Louie_E submitted his choice for the TGBA SONG OF SUMMER and it's great. The whole thing is going so well we're thinking we should just make a summer mixtape for you all. If anyone wants to design an album cover for it, we're interested!Would you believe that I am uploading the show right now while sitting in a park? There are little white and yellow flowers all over, the sky is totally blue, and the temperature is 18 degrees celcius or 64 fahrenheit. AND I'm uploading it at a higher speed than I get at home. It's pretty much the best.By the way, we are really hopeful that you will email us CONFIDENTIALLY at our NEW individual email addresses. Perhaps some sort of puzzle which can only be completed by reading our separate halves together on the show. MYSTIC. You can email us CONFIDENTIALLY by sending to IAN at TGBA dot CA or RYAN at TGBA dot CA.until next time, here's Philip the Shed:DOWNLOAD NOW!

    Episode 056 - Solenodon and Field Mouse

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2010


    We're a solenodon and a field mouse this week and it's exactly as you'd expect it to be!  We drink PINKIE WINKIES and talk about hockey for an hour.  The summer song contest is selling like gangbusting hotcakes;  this week we play a song called Julia by a band called the Very Best.  Fantastico!download !

    Episode 055 - Oriental Yeti and Sea Turtle

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2010


    We're an exceptionally ranty Oriental yeti and a sea turtle this week and, well, we're exceptionally ranty.  We rail against pro-lifers, australians, creationists and banks.  Good times!Don't forget to send in your submission for the TGBA SONG OF SUMMER contest!Until next time folks, get off our lawn!download now!

    Episode 054 - Salamander and Tarantula

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2010


    We're back after a week-long break! We didn't do much exciting over this break, though - sorry. We're a salamander and a tarantula and it's pretty alright. Don't forget to submit your choice for the TGBA song of the summer!download this beauty here!

    Episode 053 - Rooster and Rabbit

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2010


    We find ourselves as a rooster and a rabbit this week - psychadelic! How will Ian ever find the time to edit and post the shows on time?? Eek! Please enjoy the show and have a fantastic day.download ittt!

    Episode 052 - Crab and Lobster

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2010


    We're a couple of crustaceans and we're celebrating one year of our podcast of joy. We recorded this one live in front of a green screen, and if you missed it, you can check out a video archive here.This was also the first episode when we had the opportunity to put a dog on our HOTSEAT.Also, look at this funny picture of astronaut squirrels:thanks to everyone who listened, told a friend, wrote us an email or called our voicemail over the last 52 episodes! we would not be doing this without you.love,two guys being animals.p.s. ask and ye shall receive! we now have a shorter URL! try it, just for fun.. http://tgba.cadownload now!

    Episode 051 - Mighty Sphinx and Wolf Spider

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2010


    Don't ask us how we did it, but somehow, this week we became the mighty sphinx and a wolf spider! We are not quite with it this week, and saving our energy for our one year anniversary bash next week. Don't forget to join us! Friday, March 19, 9pm pacific. Sorry to our eastern listeners, we know it's a bit late! Maybe you can join us anyways... just come to our stickam room!We talked about some funny images of figures skaters... here they are:download now!

    Episode 050 - A Couple of Skunks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2010


    This week we're a couple of skunks and it's serendipitous! It's our fiftieth episode and we celebrate by singing Kenny Rogers and Toto. We highly recommend that you drink approximately one to six beverages while listening to this show - it will make more sense to you. We brought a new segment this week - Conspiracy Corner. Our first conspiracy? Andrew WK!Ryan taught us all about Pandu and how San Francisco is giving away toxic waste as compost!We also talked about our one year anniversary bash which will be take place at 7PM Pacific/10PM Eastern on Friday, March 19 on our stickam chat page. Yipee.Here's the image of the week:download now!

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