We Really Love Island

...and everything else you need to know about Love Island-- without giving too much away! We introduce ourselves and explain why this show is the best and why you need to be binging it with us right now.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Episode 1 starts with a BANG. We witness a coupling ceremony like we've never seen on any other reality show and quickly learn that this show has a million twists, turns, and swaps. We discuss how Jess is brave and what we think about the first new arrivals, the Italian Stallions.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

This episode makes us chat about men in Britain and how emotionally vulnerable they are compared to men in the U.S. We discuss whether we like the Italians for the house, and finally we dive into some key interests we have in the show: where do they get the money for the rights to all of this sick music and do they have hairdressers on set?         The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

This episode is full of poolside dates, Jordan crying, and Hannah being amazing. We hate the Italians almost as much as they "love romance" and stalk the shit out of their Instagrams to see if they're still complete losers.        The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

We discuss how Jon has become the father and emotional care taker of the house. The Mega Lad challenge shows us how there is equal objectification of both genders on this show, and gives people in Great Britain body issues. We also attempt an Essex and Scouse accent and it is embarrassing to say the least.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

We see Iain Stirling for the first time and Emily is freaking out to see a real feminist on the show. The Italians leave the house and we have new arrivals Naomi and Daisy. Jess is mad horny but doesn't go in the hideaway because of Hannah and for that, she is a good friend.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Remy recaps the Week 1 recap, and talks about the additional stuff they showed us this time.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Do these people jack off while they're in the villa? We've got to know. We also talk about how psycho Jess is being to Naomi regarding "girl code" when they've never met before. Josh is dodgey with is feelings and Jon seems aware of the cameras for the first time. Daisy goes on a date with Chris and then Omar tells her all about how good looking he, Omar, is.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Jess calls Naomi out and then Naomi brings up how she saw the date with the Italians from the outside. OMG. THIS IS UNLIKE ANY SHOW EVER. Zoe is freaking out about Daisy and Jordan and Omar is cocky for no reason. We also talk about how honest British people are about their physical attractions.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Emily can't stand the sound of Danielle filing her nails but Remy thinks her weird posh voice is sick. Josh is proud of himself for not banging Jess, but should he be? Hannah and Jon are in a relationship now but are they faking it? And how do they poop?         The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

We analyze Naomi for everything from her shadiness to her constant scratching…of…herself??? Also, we’ve got a new arrival and he’s quite the posh lad. Chris and Zoe have quite the memorable date, and the ladies are all over Lu.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

THIS EPISODE WAS INSANE. We talk about who got eliminated and whether or not it was fucked up, Jon and Hannah taking their relationship to the next level, the nasty spit-swapping challenge and how the hell the production crew goes about capturing AND editing all of this.           The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Emily recaps the week 2 recap for you with some fun little stories along the way!       The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

New arrivals Bethany and Max come in and STIR. SHIT. UP. We talk about these new dynamics, potential new couplings and how Jess is somehow ALWAYS getting shat on. Smh. An old love triangle turns into a new one, and surprise! Naomi is being shady again! We top the episode off with a discussion about our titties, and our thoughts on the sexy challenge at the end of this episode.           The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Lots o’ drama in this ep. There’s a kinky lil kissing challenge, new arrivals Max and Bethany get to take two islanders on private dates, and Omar somehow still thinks…he’s…the shit? Yuck. Also, Jon and Hannah’s relationship gets a wee bit rocky. Listen along as we analyze all the tea!     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

This episode is fiiilled with an emotional roller coaster of Jon and Hannah, but honestly, we can all relate. Naomi reveals that she has a soul inside that hard shell of a body — she cries! And the boys get into a bit of a rift with the girls after blatantly talking serious SHITE about them in the hot tub. Also, Max makes a move on his future bird and it’s…not what we’d expect, to say the least.           The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Oh shit—the islanders vote off a couple! But as much as they all feigned sadness, it didn’t seem like it was too hard of a choice. The couples admit their horniness (or at least the guys do), and we get some insight into Naomi’s romantic relationship history that makes a lottt of things that she’s done/keeps doing start to make sense. ALSO, we have become addicted to the Love Island iPhone game. Get it if you don’t have it already, and say goodbye to even MORE of your time, because you will fall into the vortex of playing it like we did.         The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

New arrivals Cally and Travis are picked by the Islanders. Travis kinda lies his way in, meanwhile Cally has her eyes set on one Islander and one Islander ONLY—one who she happens to have some history with too. While we’re at it, how do they go about finding these new arrivals? Seems shady. We’ve resolved that Travis is UGLY, we do NOT like him and we hope he LEAVES SOON. Oh, and one of the OGs is voted off :           The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Remy recaps the week 3 recap and it is a grand ol' time.          The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Naomi literally does so much shit in this episode that pisses us off—it’s actually incomparable. Luckily, Josh finally calls her out, but this only leads to some banter between him and Jess that sets off a whole new saga of drama throughout the villa. Zoe and Jordan go find a “spider” in the hideaway bathroom (does this mean Jordan’s dick is tattooed?), Travis’s true intentions are justifiably revealed, and Cally and Lu go on their first one-on-one date. S’cute.         The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

‘Barbie and Ken’ break up, which leads to another round of man-stealing animosity between Naomi and Jess. Is she about to snag Jess’s man aGAIN!? We’ve decided that Naomi is a fake feminist and a total liar and bitch (just in case you thought we liked her). But, to balance her out, Max is a certifiably perfect human who emits HONESTY and has MORALS. We don’t wanna give too much away with what happens, because a LOT happens, but we’ll leave you with this: Max has an AMAZING body. Enjoy!!         The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Callum Best takes the guys out to Magaluf for a night out at a club. The girls stay at the villa, where they’re bombarded by Spanish male strippers. A LOT of SHIT goes DOWN, and it’s all revealed when the Islanders play the game “What Happens Next?” where the producers reveal to the guys what the girls did, and vice versa. Oh, and we get to see Hannah’s tits!!!     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Zoe and Hulk spend the night in the hideaway!!! #Kinky #Spiders #LoveIt!!! And finally, Max and Josh are onto Naomi and her devilish games, but she’s too busy talking about herself to all the girls to notice! The Islanders get a sense of what the public thinks of each of them, Jess gets shat on AGAIN, Jon and Hannah’s relationship becomes even more real (and gushy), and the drama between the love square of Josh, Jess, Naomi and Max gets even more spicy.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Yet another episode focused mainly on Josh, Jess, Naomi and Max! Jess and Naomi have to go shopping together/out to lunch to hash out their BEEF, and boy do they do that. The drama continues, intermixed with a live show, and then two Islanders are kicked off. Also, we need to talk about how much of a feminist Iain Stirling is. Bless him.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Emily's got this one, enjoy!     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

The Islanders bounce back from an intense voting-off ceremony, which somehow involved a fight between Jon and Hannah? Zoe starts to realize how much she’s revealed to the world, which creates tension in her relationship with Jordan. Max debates his options now that N**** is gone, and producers throw in a the a very sexual challenge for the Islanders.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

The remaining singles get a chance to pick new partners for themselves out of 5 potential new arrivals of the opposite sex. In the typical fashion of Love Island, one of these potential new Islanders is someone’s ex! Listen along as we judge, critique and analyze these ten new faces, and whether or not they’re fit for the villa.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

The potential new male Islanders make their entrances for the two remaining female singles. We basically hate all of them, especially the two very familiar faces. The new arrivals are given a secret challenge, which they have twenty-four hours to try and complete. The Islanders do a couple’s challenge where they have to build durable boats to race across the pool in, and it reveals plenty about each couple.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

The two newest Islanders carry out their secret mission up until the final re-coupling. Josh makes a decision that sets the tone for the rest of his time in the villa, and Lauren…cries. The final re-coupling happens, and the Islanders make (somewhat) touching speeches for their final selections. Following the re-coupling, a certain couple breaks their cherry…;)     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

THE LIE DETECTOR TEST IS CRAZY- but Max's reaction to it might be crazier. Why? We discuss. Remy also discusses 'Ex on the Beach,' another British show she watches that led her to Love Island.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Remy attempts to recap the week 5 recap while extremely high.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Apparently men give women orgasms in the UK! So sick. We're confused because they went back in time in this episode and then we're concerned about how fame is going to effect the islanders once they're in the outside world. Josh hears word from the outside world which is fun for us, and then Remy brings up the mysterious "Green Sunglasses" and her theory on them.   The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

We are positively buzzing over this episode. It's PARENTS DAY! We get to meet the people who birthed our beloved islanders and couples meet their new in-laws (maybe?!) It's fuckin adorable.    The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Little fake babies have arrived and everyone is being adorable with them except fuckin Josh. It's also Lozza's birthday and the cutest little party for the Islanders takes place.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

We say goodbye to all of our Islanders and Remy is shocked that she didn't actually ever watch the Finale the first time and was totally wrong about the outcome. Emily can't wait to see where they are now.        The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

We spend this episode searching through Google and Instagram stalking the contestants to give you up to the minute updates about where they are now. Who is still together? Who had a baby? And which guy was spotted out on a night with NAOMI??  We will miss you until Season 2 but until then...     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @therealemilywilson   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Welcome back to Love Island!! We welcome our season 2 co-host; Remy’s friend, comedian & Love Island Super Fan (Majoring in season 2): Lili Michelle! We dive into season 2 with a massive discussion about RACISM! On a dating show?! No way. Lili and I discuss UK vs. US views on people of color and explain why we didn’t cover it so much last season. (Hint: it’s because it was just two white girls talking). We discuss the first coupling ceremony, Lili’s obsession with Caroline Flack, and the interesting professions of some of our Islanders. One was a fire breathing cam girl and the other is the current Miss Great Britain! (Have you heard?) As always we end with some MEGA new vocab.      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

We discuss LGBT acceptance— or lack thereof in England; because Sophie has just revealed that she is the first bi-sexual on Love Island, in kind of an odd way. Cara gives us a lesson in self respect and Javi shoots himself in the foot.  We talk about American show “Are You the One?” and how it sucks so much worse than Love Island. We also debate what counts as cheating, learn a ton about the islanders in the Kiss and Tell Challenge, and Zara reveals that she is Miss Great Britain. Again.   The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Terry and Kady enter the house and are making everyone horny! We talk Scott & Zara's "yeah" break up, Zara crying, and Zara grinding on Dan. Javi and Dan speak Spanish & we have our first statement of the season; "it's Love Island, not Friend Island."    The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Lili explains Ibiza / British party scene culture to Remy - how does everyone afford tattoos and plastic surgery if they are carpenters? We discuss Sophie's shame surrounding her bisexuality and get excited about Scott and Kady's first kiss. We also talk about DRUGS, because, why not?      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Remy and Lili google all of the Islander's astrological signs and talk about what that means for them. This episode is full of strange first dates: Malin and Terry are thrown off by how much they like each other and Kady and Scott have the worst power-struggle date ever; but then fall in love? Remy and Lili chastise one of the Islanders for making a classic Bachelor move; don’t use up your time with love interests to talk about other people!      The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Lili is all about friend sex and Remy can’t get over the fact that Ryckard & Olivia bang next to Rachel. Both of the girls are mad at Sophie for staying with Tom. Adam likes Sophie. Sophie likes Adam. Sophie - WHY YOU STILL STAY WITH TOM?  Adam picks his first dates. Zara sucks.   The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Remy and Lili recap this gem after a sleepover/ full night of unconscious sleep talking to one another. Scott also sleeptalks and it’s the funniest thing we've seen on Love Island in a minute. The female islanders have to mold their recollection of their partner's dick. The guys mold their own dick. We get to see which ones are the best match! Dan and Zara both ask for more clay.  Remy and Lili discuss vaginal disasters. Also, how did Olivia and Ryckard fuck without any actual movement?? The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Remy and Lili love the Rachel/Ryckard relationship, which makes the girls wonder about dating apps. How many people they have overlooked based on their "type on paper” that could have resulted in a great match? They also dive into Tom and Sophie’s fuck fest in the closet and discuss the metaphorical significance associated with it. Lili finally realizes why she hates Malin. The new boys mostly suck at dating, but one of them recognizes Miss GB! The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Remy and Lili are quite high for this one and don’t remember everything...but they do remember what Nathan’s O face looks like!! The Tiramisu Challenge is the most disgusting thing they’ve ever seen and the new Terry/Malin relationship is adorable. Rachel and Malia join the house and we dislike Malia very much. Then she gets kicked out. Yay! Kady screams about how chill she is. Lili remembers an old app idea. Remy sings.   The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

The girls learn Dan has a horsecock and that he can’t sense social queues or body language. During the Pheromone challenge, Sophie picks some who ISN'T TOM! Lili tries to figure out why she doesn’t like Malin. Is astrology to blame? Also...Can Ryckard read? The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Remy had a massive accident and deleted all of the episodes we have recorded so far. Maybe. We recap this one anyway and hate that Adam and Sophie can’t be together because of stupid Tom. Zara flirts with Adam by telling him everything wrong about her.We discuss talking to yourself in the mirror & Ryckard tells tom his secret about banging Olivia.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Remy almost cried during this episode and in general because EVERYTHING is ok! Ahhh yay. Sophie tells Tom “exactly what he wants to hear” and we discuss wanting to be MILFs. Caroline tells Rachel that Ryckard fucked Olivia and it is really wild. Also, did you notice all of the NICE armpits in this episode? One of us did.    The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

We liked Zara in this episode!! Whaaat! Also we disagree on how we view Olivia and have a lively conversation about spray tanning. Ryckard and Rachel see each other for the first time after they’ve left the villa. We go skinny dipping with pencil dick Zara and Adam make out!! Finally, and epically: Malin eats Terry’s cheese toastie.   The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!

Zara Blows Alex and Olivia dresses up for the first time in a while. We talk about getting boobs & developing boobs early. Lili remembers another reason she hates Malin: the Scott and Kady fight. Cara asks Nathan to be her boyfriend and it’s so cute. We laugh a lot in this ep, some of it is fake laughter, but most isn’t.    The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!    

Lili states her rankings for top sauces, unprompted. We discuss which is more intimate: intercourse or oral and then take a break from that to talk about masturbating. Malin isn’t inhaling her cigarettes and this makes us distrust her. We want Kady and James to be a couple.    The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!    

Miss GB and Sophie talk about the fact that Zara has probably lost her crown. Olivia and Alex are concerned that they’ll never “live it down” re Zara and Kady and Scott go on a date so she can grovel. Remy and Lili discuss “locker room talk” and emotional maturity. There’s an exciting surprise girls- choice re-coupling that shakes things up. New islanders Tina and Liana are entering the house !   The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!    

This is Remy’s favorite episode of reality TV. What an exciting episode. Tina and Liana enter the villa and Kady and Olivia get locked in the hideaway for 24 hours. Zara is stripped of her title and it inspires discussions about feminism. Also, Kady calls Tina a cunt.    The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!    

 This was the longest episode ever. Liana and Alex have a date and so do Tina and Scott. We spotted vibrators in the room Kady and Olivia were locked in — sick! Malin is a fake annoying bitch. Also remy has two large men barge into her house. Scott says he picked “the wrong one” and Zara is the mediator for once but has to go home.    The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!    

Remy cried twice during this ep and Lili felt nothing. But the miss love Island pageant is SO fun and Olivia is limping around the house because of Alex’s massive dick. Kady makes a bullshit apology to Tina and we talk about smart people who work in the sex industry. Tom and Sophie go rollerblading and Tom talks about kissing his rugby mates. The guys think Adam would make a great boyfriend. We talk about sexism within the world and our families and different types of vaginas.    The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!    

BYE MALIN! Are we sad that she has to go home? Not really. Olivia tries to play matchmaker with Adam and Tina and he’s a fucking weirdo. Everyone sees Alex’s dick and it’s very exciting. The muggy challenge is CRAZY and we are here for this hot tea.    The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!    

This episode was the worst except the FIRST secret challenge of the season, which was fun. Everyone discusses whether Terry should stay or go, but what is the deal with his past? And what is the deal with guys and balls? Cara and Nathan have a fight and Remy and Lili think only one of them is to blame. Alex has a huge dick and we’re sad that we can’t get access to the Christmas Special.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

This episode was recorded in winter but Remy lost the files— until now!  Her and Lili discuss dry skin and which one of them snores and whether “keeping people on their toes” is a good tactic. The Islanders break the fourth wall and talk about life and fame once they leave the Villa; and question Cady and Scott getting official inside the house. Tom is being an idiot and throwing himself a pity party, Alex and Olivia think it may just be a holiday romance, and Remy wants Liana to sit in the shade. Lili loves the turning people on challenge.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

LEAVE SOPHIE ALONE. Remy contemplates cyber bullying Tom in this episode because he is such a shit. We love Emma and Sophie’s love. Terry seems to have forgotten Malin and Lili is all for it. We discuss that annoying tactic when people lie and say “every body thinks this.” Tom dramatically packs, but is he leaving? Tina is a little butt-hurt but like, it’s Love Island babe.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Tom didn’t leave and we’re losing our shit. We talk about people who don’t take accountability for their actions, treating people the way they want to be treated, and  valuing quality over quantity; in instagram and in life. Cara and Nathan fight because Nathan comforts Tina. Tom does another monologue and Remy screams “Leave Sophie alone!” for the 400th time. Remy and Lili wonder: are we currently at war?  We also talk mother-daughter relationships and how suddenly Tina thinks terry is hot?!     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Emma misses her cat and Remy relates hard, and then we miss Lili’s dog. We wonder: is Tom hitting on Emma? A weird but interesting challenge plops two new boys in the house and the O.G. islander guys discuss how women aren’t funny. There’s a 24 hour flirt challenge and were not so keen. We waste more breath on Tom and his “penis underwear,” BUT we also celebrate  Lili and Nathan’s 25th birthdays! Olivia and Alex bond thru communication! Cool! And Oliver drops a bomb right at the end. And big news: we JUUL now. #byecigs     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

ONCE AGAIN Lili and Remy are returning from a massive gap and have felt like we’re coming to a screeching halt again because of life and Tom’s existence. Lili’s back is out, Remy has carpal tunnel, and we spend a lot of time discussing Photoshopping and Face-tuning. We talk masturbating and how even the hottest people are insecure. Alex shows that he cares about Tina, and thats sweet. Shocker, tom freaks out again. Liana complains about having wide nipples and we agree, but about our own. We also discuss becoming a weirdo in front of certain people and throwing tantrums on other people’s special day. Finally Cara loves Nathan and he doesn’t respond and Remy is PISSED.     The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

We are doing a few episodes at a time now because we're dying to finish this season. What do you think of the new format? Let us know @wereallyloveisland !    The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Dogs, Babies, and Parents have arrived and Remy is alone to talk you all through it. That's right, just like Katie is a single mom without Sophie, Remy is a single podcaster while Lili works her 9-5. BUT we will be back together for the next episode, an awesome crossover with How Cum Podcast and interview with Chris Williamson!   The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!  

Warning: This episode contains deep thoughts and SICK banter. In this VERY EXCITING How Cum/ We Really Love Island crossover event, Remy, Lili and Remy's HC producer/sister Charlotte interview Season 1 Love Island UK contestant, Chris Williamson! Chris calls in via Skype to talk love, sex and secrets behind the making of Love Island. We also chat about how to dump someone properly, the importance of honesty and external accountability, and his wild "first time" story.     -- To hear more from Chris, check out his podcast Modern Wisdom and follow him at @ChrisWillx.  The content doesn’t stop here…follow us @wereallyloveisland for memes, clips & other save-worthy shit. And follow each of us individually too--you’ll love our content just as much as you love this podcast!  @remykassimir @lilsmichelle   Also, don’t be a knobhead...RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE! And tell all your mates to, too!