We'll Get It Right Next Year: An Adventure in Cinema

Sorry folks, the show is over. WGIRNY is done! It's been quite the ride, but we're ending it the only way we know how...by launching a brand new show! Follow us over to TV Loving Dudes Ryan and Rader! But first, enjoy a full length episode of your favorite show. 

T100YOMWCOTWAD 26/26 This is it, the very end. We watched the movie and boy is it a movie. Plot? Who needs it when you have incident. Incident? More like Pissident because there's a lot of peeing in this movie for some reason.  This is the end of the line for the show as we know it, while we will keep going in a similar capacity the format of the show will be changing going forward and trust us, that's a good thing.  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

T100YOMWCOTWAD 25/26 This fortnight we talk to someone who has actually read the novel, and it happens to be Michael's wife. Convenient!  Sincerely, The Justice Boys https://premiumheart.bandcamp.com/releases

We finally have a mailbag episode! Although it's really less of a mailbag so much as an attempt by all of us to make each other laugh. Apologies to everyone who wrote in and waited so long, and thank you for supporting us. 

T100YOMWCOTWAD 24/26 In our pen-penultimate episode we drop the veil and get candid about what is and is not working about our podcast and discuss some plans for the future. Then we get right back on our bullshit and ride it into the sunset. Sincerely, The Justice Boys

T100YOMWCOTWAD 23/26 As we approach the end, we struggle to find any more scraps of revelation. This leads us to obscure blogs, back to Rotten Tomatoes and into the depths of interactive cinema. We talk about smellovision, Mr. Payback, and a wide selection of Karls.  Sincerely,  The Justice Boys

  T100YOMWCOTWAD 22/26 The boys are of median age and ready to mingle as they watch trailers for BOTH of Hollywood's TOP Grandpa films. Plus, riveting deep dives into Calculus, Lord Of The Rings, and making the... uh... rains The Justice Boys  

T100YOMWCOTWAD 21/26 So close we can taste it! Ryan and I trawl the dregs of the internet trying to find contention about the movie. We visit RogerEbert.com, metacritic and even YouTube comments looking for jerks and....we don't find a lot. Plus, Ryan tries to tell a joke and Michael ruins it! Sincerely, The Justice Boys

T100YOMWCOTWAD 20/26 Nothing to see here, everyone! Everything's totally normal here at WGiRNY studios and the world around us. Just a regular time we're all having Sincerely, The Justice Boys

T100YOMWCOTWAD 19/26 Top of the podcast to you! Happy St. Patrick's Day! We talk all kinds of Dexters, Accidental Espionage, and All Things Chan. Sincerely, The Justice Boys

T100YOMWCOTWAD 18/26 We get a little explicit in this episode because guest Stan Ferguson is a bad influence. Oh yeah, Stan is here and we talk about dictators, handies, acoustic covers of hard rock bands and what it means to be human. It's a real breath of fresh air! Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Dearest Listeners, We write to you with great sorrow that there is another episode of this dumb podcast. You won't understand why the show notes are written in this epistolary format until 45 minutes in, another great regret of ours. We spend a goodly amount of time discussing Michael's failed comedy writing career and also the great Feynman shuffle during the Manhattan Project/Building of the Empire State Building.  Sincerely, Ye Olde Justice Boys

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Bonus episode!  As mentioned on the most recent episode of WGIRNY, Ryan and I first podcasted together sometime during October of 2016 on my original podcast WHEEEEEEngs. This is that episode.

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[Movie Acronym] 14/26 In this episode we go over the track listing for The Old Man Movie and learn a lot! A whole lotta' rein grabbing going on in this episode. In addition, we consider what the feature film Cats could possibly tell us about the movie.  Sincerely, The Jellicle Boys

T100YOMWCCOTWAD 13/26 Halfway mark! We celebrate by watching the Swedish language trailer of Hundraaringen Som Klev Ut Genom Fonstret Och Forsvann and we learn that we were right about a lot.  Sincerely, The Justice Boys  

Season 3 Mailbag Episode It's a mailbag episode! We read from the forbidden email address, field questions from the kosher mailbag and just spend some time with Helen. Sincerely, The Justice Boys

T100YOMWCOTWAD 12/26 Whoa! Did we have a guest? Yes folks, we celebrate Turkeyday in style by inviting back Thanksgiving expert Emily Bennett for a third time in keeping with tradition. She brings us a whole feast of giblets to munch on this year and we are beyond grateful for her AND you, the listener.  Love, The Justice Boys

T100YOMWCOTWAD 11/26  This episode is all about good vibes and positivity as we explore positive representations and positive role models in the film. Unfortunately we also end up exploring race science because we are doomed to deal with racism in the movies we cover.  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

T100YOMWCOTWAD 10/26 We go full impurity in this episode as we consult the imdb parent's guide to double check if Common Sense Media was leading us astray about the lack of sex in this film. What we learned there was deeply impure and highly disturbing.  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

T100YOMWCOTWAD 9/26 This episode we talk about the big one, that's right, s*x Sincerely, The Justice Boys

T100YOMWCOTWAD 8/26  Huge episode! We interview the author of The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared as well as Serial the podcast and a serial killer in an endless chain of silly phone calls. We also learn about some untranslatable Swedish words!  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

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T100YOMWCOTWAD 6/26 Michael is too busy with schoolwork and regular work to write a synopsis, but you can write your own at home for fun! Sincerely,  The Justice Boys

THYOMWCotWaD - 5/26 On this very sensual episode we discover that our movie this year is not only an incredibly and hilariously violent picaresque tale, but also a...dumb sex farce? We don't know what to think! But we're rolling with the punches as always and slandering the good name of Charlie Chaplin while we're at it.  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

THYOMWCOTWAD 4/26 On this episode we spend a lot of time talking about Gumpian moments as Ed Land effects major moments and figures throughout history. We also buy a website and hope for the best. You can visit it at www.FindMyWienerSon.Biz  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

The Hundred-Year-Old-Man Who Climbed Out Of The Window and Disappeared 3/26 This fortnite we read an imdb review of the movie and find out it's a laff riot!? A laff riot in the vein of, uh ,Forrest Gump apparently? So how does the titular 100 year old man affect history? We're...not really sure. But we do introduce an exciting new segment called "Uhhhhh Taking the Reins" and talk about an Arizona favorite, The Thing??? Sincerely, The Justice Boys

The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out Of The Window and Disappeared 2/26 What are the justice boys cooking? A Crisis of Character! We learn all about the voluntarily celibate detective Tim Diamond who has to solve his first big case before him and his wife can "seal the deal". What else? Well, we're pretty sure Joey Gams is played by the Mindfreak himself Criss Angel.  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

The 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared 1/26 We're Back: A Justice Boys Story!  Welcome to the new WGIRNY, we're leaner and meaner and ready to make you chuckle with lighthearted glee. We get right to the point this season with hot dogs, sunglasses, Buckminster Fullerine and desert landscapes.  Sincerely, The Justice boys

Greetings! New "Year" New Us. We're all pumped up and primed to deliver the best season of WGIRNY yet. What does that mean?  - Less Complaining! - Fewer Meditations on Dark Thoughts - A Better Movie (Hopefully) Season 3 will start soon, but you have to listed to the episode to find out what movie we're doing Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Live By Night 26/26 We did it, we actually watched live by night. We even have a brief special guest! Not to spoil anything but Live By Night is a dog shit bad suck town movie that we hated! Hopefully we'll get a better movie next year.  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Mailbag time! If you've e-mailed us from December to now, this one's for you! Whoops!

Live By Night 25/26 James Anderson joins us to talk about the book Live By Night, Blondie and tobacco flakes  

Live By Night 24/26 The Justice Boys are riding again for the Nth time because we can't get it together to schedule a guest. But that's okay, because we wantonly wallow in impurity by hanging out on TV Tropes and Twitter. We're pretty sure Live By Night is bad and sucks a lot so thank god we're almost done with it! Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Live By Night 23/26 AJ (Straight Off the Top of My Headlines, Shattered Worlds) watches the movie for us like an absolute madman. We grill him about Hozier, gun farts and goomba goomars.  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Live by Night 22/26 This week the Justice Boys reconvene yet again with the intent of watching the trailer for Live By Night. However we end up uncovering a strange underbelly of YouTube that neither of us could have anticipated. We also edge even further by reading imdb trivia because at this point we really cannot be bothered.  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Live By Night 21/26 We're almost there, and not a moment too soon. This fortnight we listen to the official trailer for Live By Night and gather...nothing. It's very generic. There's a Hozier song, I guess.  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Live By Night 20/26   Beth Lindly of Buffy Speak and The Fourth Journal joins us this fortnight to feed us a whole mess of rotten tomatoes, rotten tomatoes reviews that is!  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

19/26   Wow, it looks like we finally are closing in on what the movie is truly about. What is it about? Computer grandmas of course! Jon joins us to read a truly glowing review about a movie which is, according to one reviewer, much better than Goodfellas.  Check out Jon's sick drum beats with The Muckrakers here Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Live By Night 18/26 This is the episode where we burn it all down then rise from the ashes like Fawkes the bird from Harry Potter which is the book series where, canonically, wizards poo on the floor. We talk a lot about wizard waste, $HHHH Cop and cartoons in this one, so come check it out. Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Live By Night 17/26   We look at a whole mess of posters for Live By Night and learn...well virtually nothing. But we obliquely talk about Spider-Man a lot!  You can see Man With Cars on Hat and $HHHHHH Cop here: https://posterspy.com/live-by-night/

We crack open the mailbag to read letters from *squints* August? Oof, we really got it wrong this time. Good thing we have a new year coming up!

Live By Night 16/26 Ryan's brother Sean joins us this fortnight with a whole lot of tongue clicking action and then Michael steps in it and tells a whole lot of lies about Masaai people. I guess we talk about the movie too, a little.  Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Live By Night 15/26   The Queen of the Giblets Emily Bennett returns to brighten our Thanksgiving holiday once again in what can now only be considered a tradition. We talk about back tattoos, wishbones, wishbone back tattoos and Ben Affleck's philandering. Join us, won't you?   Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Hi! This is a recording of our live stream of the hit 1995 film It Takes Two starring Steve Guttenberg, Kirstie Alley and Mary-Kate Olsen. You can sync this up with the film and pretend like you're watching with us! It's not sad, we promise. Sincerely,  The Justice Boys

Live By Night 14/26   Ryan Michael and Helen debrief after viewing It Takes Two. 

Hey Not-Yet-Ready-For-Crimetime-Players! Ryan and I will be watching the classic Olson Twins film It Takes Two on Sunday November 4 at 8 PM EST, joined by special guest Helen.  You can watch along and listen to us goof the movie at twitch.tv/StoopKidLivesOn Hope to see you there!

Live By Night 13/26   Wow, we're halfway there! To celebrate we forgot we were halfway through and then begged Hayden to feed us information like the dirty dogs we are. But they fed us alright, and now we know who produced the movie, what its Rotten Tomatoes score is and, I guess, Immortan Joe is in it?? And speaking of dirty dogs, this episode is explicit with a capital e. Explicit.  Anyway, here's denuded Thanos:   Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Live By Night 13/26   Wow! Ryan is married, Michael and Ryan have hugged irl, and Jason tells skips the morsels and brings a three course feast of info about the movie. It's only fair though, because Jason watched the movie three (3!) times.    Sincerely, The Justice Boys

Live By Night 11/26   Michael's brother James (The Nothing Box, James and Mariah Learn to Date) returns for a more subdued episode than his last appearance. We mostly talk about sandwiches and Paul the Apostle, but James does manage to sneak a few morsels of information into our distracted mouths. We don't really like what we hear though, so we just talk about sandwiches some more. Also Michael bought James a star.    Sincerely, The Justice Boys