Podcasts about bglow

Your boy Bglow has returned from the dead! I got my booster from the damn Devil.  Natural Immunity baby! Checking in with ya!

Danny pisses his pants and Bglow finally lets off some steam. 

Danny Kelly goes to Hawaii for some much needed rest and relaxation and Bglow returns home to kick off season two of the grumpiest podcast on the internet.  Just two pals airing their problems with the world. 

Bglow has some things to get off his chest.  This week we discuss getting diddled, Creed and so much more.  Also nobody can stand "Skateboard Guy" so just cut it out.  

Grab life by the giblets this week as we celebrate another Cantankersgiving.  Rub some squash all over your lady and get weird. Throw away that homemade cranberry sauce and take it in the Can!  Happy Thanksgiving from Danny and Bglow

This week we dive into a news article from ABC that Brian found about a little girl who was adopted from the Ukraine and tried to murder her entire family! We discuss the best names in Rock and Roll history and ponder the question "Why don't people dress up anymore?" This is Danny and Bglow's 80th episode!  Enjoy

Imagine if you will, a world where kids would play outside with no adult supervision whatsoever.  Children are free to roam the streets and make up their own adventures with no regard for their own health or safety.  In this episode we learn about another side of our old pal Bglow as he takes us through his insane childhood being raised in a junkyard on Nantucket Island.  From flipping cars to dangerous sledding stories, this one has it all!  Join Danny and Brian as they navigate the treacherous waters of their mischievous childhoods. 

Danny and Bglow would have gladly been on guard for Epstein's suicide watch! Why didn't we get the call?  We would have posted up with popcorn and sat in two lawn chairs outside his cell.  We are so happy to be back together and back to our usual grumpiness.  

To hold you over until we get back from our summer break, Bglow has put together a couple of his favorite segments from the podcast.  

BGlow flies solo on this one and recaps his summer so far with just a little help from Mr. Patriotic himself, Danny Kelly! This week you get a full breakdown of the July 4th festivities and what makes us both crack up about these summer holidays!  

Brian takes off to the San Diego Comedy Festival and leaves Danny back in Massachusetts along with his laptop that contains the latest episode of the podcast.  So this is a quick check in to hold you over!

If you weigh more than Bglow and Danny put together, perhaps being an exotic dancer is not the career choice for you.  Danny goes to meet a buddy at a strip club and sees a couple clydesdales shaking their money maker.  Why do dudes bring other dudes to strip clubs?  "Hey Pal, lets go somewhere and get boners together"  A comedy club gatekeeper obsessed with strippers and Danny has zero tolerance for that.  We discuss the new Elton John movie that comes out soon and we leave a scathing review on the Wicked Funny Podcast's outlandish claims that Aquaman is better than Top Gun.

What a whirlwind the last couple weeks have been! Danny and Bglow dive right into the deep end this week with a discussion about New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's decision to go street level for a little hand doogy action.  Danny has the perfect place for Antonio Brown from the Steelers to end up! and we try to figure out how one dude can fool an entire family in "Abducted in Plain Sight"  Neftlix has some doozies!  Buckle Up!

Your New England Patriots just pulled off their 6th Superbowl win!  Danny and Bglow recap the game.  We discuss all the highs and lows from Gladys Knight's rendition of the National Anthem to Adam Levine's horrible Halftime performance to Bob Kraft seemingly leaving the sauce at home for a change.  We discuss why Julien Edelman belongs in the Hall of Fame and why Brian should keep his kids home from school and hit that victory parade!

Welcome back and Happy New year Cantankerites.  I don't even think that's a word but it is now!  We hope you enjoyed your holiday celebrations but it's time to get back to business.  Pete Davidson is a comedian running his mouth about another comedian by taking some shots at Louie CK.  We discuss the boundaries of freedom of speech and agree that comics censoring other comics are not comics at all.  We lighten it up and discuss the most intimate thing that has ever happened to Bglow and we end with a little Run DMC for your listening pleasures.  Enjoy

Bglow and Danny take a trip to the local mall and have an absolute blast.  New games were invented because of this episode.  Games you can play with your friends and family while shopping.  Try your hand at "Pregnant or Just Fat" where you try to guess if mall shoppers are Pregnant or Just Fat.  Go head to head against your family in a creative game of "Guess this mutant's backstory" and many other exciting games.  We are gonna get some angry letters over this one.  

Panko Crusted fun coming at ya! Danny and Bglow rip into a whole slew of subjects on this one.  They discuss a proven method to deal with withdrawals of opioid addiction.  We learn about things like Kratom and Panko and which one you should put on your tilapia.  Danny drops knowledge about the Blizzard of '78, Gives the traffic report for your favorite cities and reminds the world about Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam.  Bglow educates us all as to what it means to go through Buffalo Winter and flips his lid about wind chimes.  

This week all three of the guys are in the studio for the most important debate of our generation.  Who is the hottest female cartoon of all time?  Danny Kelly's bracket buster pick was a tough one to overlook.  We learn how getting hit in the nuts is worse than CTE just in time for week one of the NFL season.  Some of the worst video games in history are debated, including Bglow's least favorite of all time... E.T.  Alex brings up a great game of MFK and Jasmine from Aladdin gets her feelings hurt.

Brian recounts a traumatic experience, from a time when he was the victim of some strange sexual misconduct. As he attempts to join the #metoo movement, Danny and Alex try to hear him up with stories of bad booze and silly sexual positions like the Angry Dragon and the Turkish Snowcone.  

The buys welcome Nantucket’s own, comedian Brian Glowacki to the show. The guys kick off the show talking about how sports fans are now animals. BGlow gets into his journey in comedy and how he got to open for the likes of Preacher Lawson and Russell Peters. The gang moves on to talk about Brian’s dating life and what its like doing the step dad thing. The boys shift gears a bit and they talk about the rage issues they have in common. Chase shares a hilarious story about getting spit on…by his mother. The crew closes out with the current events - a woman gets thrown off a flight for having an emotinal support peacock, a story about trash talking in sports going a little too far, and the Patriots Super Bowl loss Outro: "Guitar Pull" by Gee Dubs Social Media www.bglowcomedy.com Instagram: @bglowcomedy @randyvalerio @chaseabel @readysetblowpocast Twitter: @brianglowacki @randyvalerio @chaseabel1 @readysetblowpocast Facebook: facebook.com/brian.glowacki.39, facebook.com/randy.valerio.777, facebook.com/chase.abel.54