Cantankerous Podcast

BGlow flies solo today.  Upon enterance to the studio/office, he encounters a group of real estate insurance people networking outside the office door.  This is enough to send him into a rage. Enjoy.

Dude everything is right there in the title.  What more do you want from me?

People think they can just say whatever they want like they won't get clapped back upon.  We discuss how sometimes you have to say the most rotten thing imaginable to another human being just to get the show back on track. 

Danny says some things that are borderline treasonous and Bglow has to just sit there and take it.  His unAmerican stance on motorcycles and Creedence Clearwater Revival should get his passport revoked.

BGlow needs an assistant! We are gonna need someone to drive the bus! Danny says basically anyone can get any job they want right now because every single place is understaffed.

Crank your 8 Track player up to 10 because we are coming in hot with another grumpy episode of the Cantankerous Podcast! We discuss the greatest band that ever walked the face of god's green earth, The Association.  We cover some bands that never would have amounted to a hill of beans without some heavy drugs and so much more! 

Danny killed a long lived tradition of rubbing your blackhead infested nose against some other poor sap's oily snout.  The Eskimo Kiss is officially dead thanks to the Irish Hothead himself.  Brian takes a much needed weekend off and heads to Austin and gets oblitterated in the middle of the day.  It's real fun to visit a place and be hungover by dusk. 

Brian is left with a rotten feeling after watching the new Netflix series about Jeffery Dahmer.  It certainly isn't setting the romance in motion on movie night at my house!

We say goodbye to a Boston Comedy legend! We walk in on people using the bathroom and we catch up in my backyard on some goings on of the  world.

Two miserable jerks give you tips on how to fix up that rotted out mess of a domicile you call home.  Get your act together and blow your leaves you lazy fool.

What if we could get Danny to just go full Heel and rip into crowds like we all know he wants to.  He might not be the hero we want, but he's the one we need!

We discuss what it's like to do a comedy show immediately after finding out about the death of a loved one.  Also we do a deep dive into the mind of a madman who thinks you can fit a full sized fridge in the back of an Izuzu Trooper.

Happy VD you sick bastards.

Danny bags on Charcuterie and I can no longer be his friend.

The strange things that happen in your sleep! We discuss all of it. Nocturnal Emissions, Restless Leg Syndrome, Queeves. Jk.

This week we dive deep into the weirdness that is the middle school scholiosis test.  We discuss medical procedures that everyone hates and we have some laughs about inapropirate stuff along the way. 

Hey Jude, your band sucks.  They didn't actually suck but in the opinion of one podcast host, were highly overrated.  Brian battles Danny on whether or not Ringo was a good drummer.  We both agree that the band would have gotten zero work done without Paul McCartney.  There's a bunch of other stuff on here but you'll have to listen.

Your boy Bglow has returned from the dead! I got my booster from the damn Devil.  Natural Immunity baby! Checking in with ya!

We don't do New Years Resolutions around here.  We are just gonna continue to be awesome as long as you are listening.  Have a safe, prosperous and grumpy new year!

If you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand.  I've seen your face before my friend.  I don't know if you know who I am.  I'm the guy who crapped his pants on the side of the highway.  I'm the guy who is miserable at every concert.  That's who.

This week we dive into how much fun it would be to have a full on pedophile purge.  We think of business improvements for the world famous Bunny Ranch and rank our favorite Christmas movies of all time!

Brian returns from Wyoming with some stories! Danny sees atrocities in a small town cemetery and they both live to tell about it. 

More complaining from these two jerks. 

Danny pisses his pants and Bglow finally lets off some steam. 

Danny Kelly goes to Hawaii for some much needed rest and relaxation and Bglow returns home to kick off season two of the grumpiest podcast on the internet.  Just two pals airing their problems with the world. 

A boy in my stepdaughter's class was swiping his hands up girls butt cracks and yelling "CREDIT CARD" and man did I wanna kill this kid.

Ol' Hank has gotten himself into a bit of trouble this week.  There are certain old timers that you should just never ever mess with.  He is one of those guys. 

We bounce around hither and yon on this podcast.  We cover some trade talks with the New England Patriots. We talk about getting a vaccine and a whole litany of other bs.  Enjoy.

There is a gigantic woman playing for a small college basketball team in Connecticut who has a killer crossover.  She has crossed over from being an adult male businessman to a young woman navigating the waters of division three collegiate sports.  The audio stinks on this one but it levels out so just deal with it.

Emergency Meeting of the Cantankerous Fan Club.  I watched a documentary about Britney Spears and I'm angry about it!

This week is full of fun stories about bad bus drivers and people hiding from reality in resort towns.  Danny explains how people used to Play the Numbers and we share some heartfelt stories about going fishing.