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Today, in honor of International Women's Day, we talk Rach' top three tips to becoming a good leader. Oh and yes, some of the best Sunday grocery shopping tips to get the bang for ya buck woo! Xoxo R
In episode thirty-seven of 'Paul and Rach', Rach is back from India and has stories to share about the subcontinent.
In episode thirty-six of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about what happens when a fat kid sprains his ankle, Rach's Wild Wild West adventure, WTF is with skeleton keys and the time Paulie got recognised at the strippers. They discuss the BS of Melbourne Cup Day, women who have paintings of themselves in their home, what Paulie's wife found on his phone and Andre Rieu pops in to be asked some crappy interview questions. They chat about how market stalls are the new Tinder, the sad state of affairs that is Rach's pantry, how vitamins work and Regional Radio Man takes over Story Time.
In episode thirty-five of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett ask what's the difference between hiking and walking, question why people wear Converse to the gym and discover why Paulie won't get a pedicure. They discuss the 90s hair removal craze that was the 'Silky Mit', whether collectors editions are really collectors editions anymore, how Rach's dad sets the 'mood' and WTF happened to Corner 2 at Bathurst. They chat about elevator conversation, why Melanie Griffiths had a pet lion, the awkwardness of a threesome and why anyone thinks a spa is exciting. They discuss what happened when Rach tried to be cool, why it feels bad when babies don't like you, the worst way to start a conversation and why Paulie is tipping the butcher. Special guest 'Alan Jones' reads Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode thirty-four of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett reveal where they're growing penis' these days, why grabbing the ice for a party is the worst job ever, how anyone can hear what a lifeguard says on a beach and why swimming out of the red and yellow flags means you're fair game. They chat about rental tenants who leave pornos behind, how everyone is a movie critic on twitter, what the WWE and The Bachelor have in common and how to get rid of an intruder. They discover the world's worst copy writing, the blokiest art installation and Julia Gillard reads Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode thirty-three of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about guarding wet concrete, how to deal with kid injuries, why Rach wouldn't be good in a crisis and how Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson can see dead people. They discuss the Clooney marriage, how eating can get you a career in TV, why people are pretending to be babies on the internet and the cost of reinstating your virginity. Special guest Ian Waley steps in to read 'Rach's Story Time.' www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode thirty-two of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about finding your dads porn collection, the worst thing to bring up at a funeral, who's allowed to film a birth and the random poo of pet ownership. They chat about dogs drinking from bubblers, picking up warm milk, why a partner can be a free employee and the the segment 'questions for Paulie' makes its return. They discuss the matt black car craze, what happens when your mum gets on Facebook, why compliments are weird and why Tatu are idiots. They chat about Paulie's skills as a lawnmower mechanic, what to do if you break something, why anyone is buying an $800 vacuum cleaner and twitter purgatory. This week Rach's Story Time is read by special guest Alan Jones* * might not be actual Alan Jones www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode thirty-one of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach looks like a drag queen, whether anyone remembers what they learned in school and how the 'Budget Direct' couple became aliens. They chat kids plays, Paulie as a thespian, how far you've travelled for rejection and the Colombian women's cycling uniform. They talk about how Apple could make a disease and they'd probably consider buying it, relationship leave passes, what it's like to have a run in with an old person and nude fitness. They chat Paulie's midlife crisis, whether medical marijuana is BS, why convertibles are douchey and when alcohol became decor. Special guest 'The Love Muscle' reads Rach's Story Time. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode thirty of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about the weather (has it come to this?), the worst celebrity interviews they've ever done, Tommy Lee's sex swing and the fact that Paulie doesn't brush his teeth. They chat about Rach's new career move, why old people are pricks, the problem with Paulie's haircut and his status as a 'Celebrity Gardener.' They discuss how the nursery is the blacksmith of our day, how the phrase 'out of interest' can get you out of a sticky situation, how dead plants can be decoration and the celebrity nude photo scandal. In place of Rach's Story Time they pay tribute to one of the foulest mouths in the business by replaying their chat with the wonderful and hilarious Joan Rivers. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode twenty-nine of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss WTF is with Vladimir Putin, why the Olympics are no longer nude, the magic of having 'a regular' and butchers flirting. They talk people who label their things, Rach's pathetic addiction, why Paul is a hit at kids parties and how 21st century trampolines are the new humidicrib. They chat The Bachelor's yeast problem, why it doesn't pay to be a hoarder, the next big thing in water and why kids aren't breaking their arms anymore. They talk walking out of a cinema, approaching a book like you're going to war and the concept of 'choose your own adventure' mummy porn. As always, they wrap things up with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode twenty-eight of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about the nightmare of antiquing, PR douchebags, the ice bucket challenge and why Paulie is a super hero. They discuss breaking up over the phone, the 'mess of the week', Nicki Minaj and her ample backside and Rach's musical theatre disaster. They ask when did it become embarrassing to order tap water, what happens when you get a PayPal account and the perils of dating naked. PLUS: Regional Radio Man is back by popular demand to read 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode 27 of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about the pot of gold at the end of the pop n' lock rainbow, how long you can just do something for the 'love' of it, the politics of accounting and medical busking. They discuss the importance of the RSVP, what to do if you turn up first to a dinner party, why Ray's Outdoors could be a fat guy shop and the latest craze in 'dental floss' swimwear. They chat about why Rach is a tight arse, mixed business prices, why chemists are selling vibrators and why anyone would apply to go on The Bachelor. This weeks Story Time is read by special guest 'Regional Radio Man'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode of twenty-six of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk crab racing with kids, the worst radio idea ever, what some people will do for a motorcycle and why you should never take your phone to a strip joint. They discuss the criminal mastermind of Rach, the missionary position of yoga, whether sexual addiction is a 'thing' and where the hell Tea Leoni has been for 17 years. They chat about running into people you've had a crush on when they've let themselves go, ex-fatty's giving attitude, Paulie's theme park and networking in Antarctica. They discuss the international waters of the Gold Coast, what the Grim Reaper watches when he wants to get 'in the mood', why anyone is friends with their neighbours, how long to wait before you check if someone is dead and the time Rach was a vampire.
In episode twenty-five of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk falling over in the supermarket, how Sexpo is the least sexy place on earth, Sharknado 2 and the worst bits of Gen Y. They discuss the hell of small talk, how to turn a bloke off, why divorced dads don't know how to make a sandwich and the perils of being a teenager in the technological age. They ask if anyone is still using a Barter card, why anyone would buy second hand pyjamas and why flat lemonade fixes everything. As always, they finish up with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode twenty-four of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett reveal breaking 'Jack the Ripper' news, talk about what would happen if Paulie was in a serial killers line up, what you're supposed to do at a concert, and why Axel Rose is a dick. They discuss what would happen if Helen Mirren cracked onto you, why Paulie got his teeth fixed in the 1960's, why anyone's still using a typewriter if they're not a hipster and ask who's reading the Bible in a dentists waiting room. They do some impromptu yoga, discuss what's wrong with the Commonwealth Games uniforms and why living with a couple sucks. They touch on share house sex policies, how far is too far to go to a Chinese restaurant and Rach discovers a family secret she never wanted to know. As always they wrap up with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode twenty-three of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach isn't wearing a bra, how long you should push on with dental pain, Paulie's obsession with Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansen and they question how underpants travel in the mail. Paulie releases Rach's sacral chakra, they discuss the trauma of the 'Hair Expo', why all dad conversations are the same, public toilet etiquette and whether there is ever a good time to wear a bluetooth headset. As always they finish up with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode twenty-two of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk Paulie's obsession with the Gold Coast, why it's funny when kids swear, weird sexual experiences and they dedicate an awful lot of time to discussing the art of stripping. They chat about the best time to pick up a lady, why their love child would be named 'Brut 33 Murray' and Rach tells a story so embarrassing she has to beep 95% of it. They discuss world chocolate day, why Rach would haunt Paulie, the hell of surprise parties and the best way to pick up a bloke. As always they end with 'Rach's Story Time.' www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode twenty-one of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk Todd Carney's new hobby #bubbling, why people always think they're the first person in the universe to have a baby, gender cakes and why Rach will go down in the medical history books...it's not for a good reason. They discuss how boobies can be bad but how Clark Rubber can help, why budget airlines better stop calling themselves 'budget', why dreads should be banned on a plane and how Paulie is the only person alive who thinks Parliament House is exciting. They talk about bogan travelling, how you can tell if your business idea stinks, the number of selfies you need to take to classify as a douche and whether retweeting compliments about yourself is the most narcissistic thing you can do. They discuss how to look dumb, where Paulie sits on the 'bloke scale', how you can fix your relationship in a car yard and why normal people look rubbish in lingerie. As always they bring it home with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode twenty of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's sweating problem, Paulie going to the CEO sleep out even though he's not a CEO, what it means to have a 'Moses' approach to twitter and why Coldplay and John Farnham would be useful in an IVF clinic. They talk Paulie's childhood pornography business 'Muzzcorp', why dads can never do a fart without blaming their wife, the one job you don't want R Kelly to do and they try to decipher what's in a paramedics magic silver sheet. They talk about Paulie's teenage crush, why people insist on getting their children to record their ring tone, how Paulie was mistaken for a homeless guy and why we can apparently only read articles that come in list form. Paulie pretends to be Columbo, Rach gives over waaaay too much information about her childhood bowel movements, they uncover the worst crime ever and ask why no one ever has to park a car in the movies. As always they close the curtains with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode nineteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about the woman who got it on with a dolphin, the way to pick up in a downward dog, Paulie's transition to 'full bogan' and the fact that Rach still drives a car with a tape deck. They ask 'WTF does Lara Bingle do?', talk about whether it's acceptable to get your boobs out in a profile pic, reveal their new useless business idea and play Tracy Chapman for absolutely no reason. They ask 'how much bush is too much?', question 'how the hell are foam shops still in business?' and Paulie reveals why he's the King of spreadsheets and why he took on a middle aged woman at the Sydney Film Festival. They discuss whether Harrison Ford is too old to be making movies, ponder who would play Jabba after a bout of personal training and look at what happens when musicals and pornos combine. As always they wind it up with 'Rach's Storytime'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode eighteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about Rach's childhood crushes, the fact that 3 million people give a sh*t what goes on in a dishwasher for some reason, why Barack Obama shouldn't exercise and how surgeons could improve their bedside manner. They reveal what Rach has spent her lifetime porn quota on, how a 90's band got 'puffy', how far you can really push the petrol gauge and Rach gives Paulie a 'douche check'. They ponder how the hell bitcoin came back, dissect the wonders of train travel, talk about the BS of the 'meme manager' and sing more karaoke than should be allowed on any podcast. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode seventeen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's theory that quinoa is the solution to jet lag, why people have difficulty with analogue watches, Paulie's secret retail talent and why shop assistants are still telling us we look amazing when we know they're lying. They talk about how no one needs to say 'www' anymore, women who name their private parts, what happens if you jump off the Eiffel Tower wearing only a coat and Rach finds out she has one degree of separation to Quentin Tarantino. They talk about how leggings are not pants, why sitting next to Rach on a plane could end in death, sexist bike helmets and why anyone cares about VPL. As always, they finish up with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode sixteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are back on Skype for Rach's last week in New York City. They discuss the w*nk of boutique hotels, the scam of the 'amuse-bouche', Paulie popping his 'personal training' cherry and just how little Rach knows about sport. They talk Paulie's penchant for walking with a decorative cane, deep heat sex fetishes, Rach's chloroform tolerance and the worst kids names in the world. They chat about the difference between Passion Pop and a $600 bottle of champagne, the punish of waiting for a table at a restaurant, whether Paulie accidentally went to a lamaze class and the time that Rach thought Paulie was going to die. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode fifteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray skypes Rachel Corbett 'live' in New York City and they talk about what not to do at the Museum of Natural History, why some people listen to gallery tours like there'll be an exam, the NY elite's penchant for 'pity watch' and the time the guys tried and failed to give free tickets away to a strip club. They discuss the death of the bead shop, the underwhelming comedy of Bob Saget and why anyone is boarding up a shop front when there isn't a hurricane. They chat about the wank of NY theatre, why getting free tickets is terrifying and Paulie tries his hand at a 'story slam'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode fourteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about how Rach wet her pants in last weeks episode, why people clean when a cleaner is coming around, who's keeping tabs on the local 'Mixed Business', the guy who wants to marry his porn laden computer and whether Rach's identity has been stolen. They discuss how quick is too quick to pick up an accent, whether Paulie needs speech therapy, why dad's don't understand Skype, WTF is with the male hair bun and how Paulie became King of the kids. They talk sh*tty performance art, the worst thing to use bees for, getting a licence to wear lycra, why anyone would want to do an Iron Man or go to Mars and whether Leonardo DiCaprio is a douche. As always they bring the show home with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode thirteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how Paulie has stopped going to the gym after one of his buttons pops off, how not even homeless people like Rach's car, what happens when old people try to use an ATM and what it means to be 'food racist'. They ask 'how many phone calls does it take Rach's dad to cook a meal?', Paulie tries to use Rach as a cigar mule, they look at how you can convince a doctor you're not a drug addict and uncover a brand new character called 'Regional Radio Man'. They chat about Miranda Kerr's 'scintillating' conversation, ask 'what food would you marry?', question why we're all iAddicted and Paulie reveals that he's boycotting The Voice. As always they end the show with 'Rach's Story Time'.
In episode twelve of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about Kylie's performance at the Logies, how Rach was rubbish at Lego but good at singing at funerals and how Rhonda Birchmore's could have a future in sassy tweeting. They discuss Paul meeting the future King of England, the worst way to farewell a loved one, why Rach shouldn't have learned to skateboard at 24 and they suggest songs for 'Silence of the Lambs' The Musical. They talk about getting your education from The Simpsons, when it's wrong to tell someone they're sexy, how Rach wants to motorboat a bucket of chicken, the fact that 'cash only business' are fooling no one and the worst time to get hit up by a bouncer at a strip club. As always they finish up with 'Rach's Story Time'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode eleven of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk ladies pillow fighting, whether wearing gym clothes is a cop out, if Rach has enough grey hairs to warrant a senior citizens card and how an unattractive tour guide gets the nickname 'The Sperminator'. They discuss why people choose to exercise in the petri dish that is Bikram yoga but how teaching yoga might be the perfect disguise for a pervert, Paulie's golden ticket to meet Will and Kate, the fact that Prince George seems like a little sh*t and the most pretentious thing you can get done at a hair salon. They chat tinder, turtles rooting for some reason, going on a date only to realise you've already dated the guy who turns up, why trolley collectors are angry, whether Kate Upton is as good on the ground as she is in zero gravity and as always they wrap it up with 'Rach's Story Time' which this week gets beeped for the first time ever. www.paulandrach.com.au
in episode ten of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about whether James Franco is an idiot, why Grumpy Cat needs an agent, how anyone can live on 30 bananas a day and why Rach will never be a mechanic. They ask the question "who still has a Club Lock", ponder whether Anthony Mundine really is 'The Man', discuss the Lego movie and whether it's weird to go to a kids film as a grown adult and they both try to talk dirty to Paulie's wife. Rach takes aim at the boxing world (and prepares to get punched in the face) and reveals her friend is a sexual superhero, while Paul takes aim at Rach's choice of fitness footwear and reveals he used to eat his toys. They talk trawling nursing homes for love, the art of bargaining, why anyone is sucking toes, WTF are furries and send The Ultimate Warrior out of this world in style. As always they wrap things up with 'Rach's Story Time' and in a special guest appearance, 'The Love Muscle' makes his triumphant return! www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode nine of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about why Miranda Kerr's same-sex revelation is boring, why flying with no checked baggage makes you feel important and what it means to be unhelpfully fat. Paulie reveals the secrets of the 24 hour gym, how you can pretend you're working harder than you really are and the embarrassment of asking for a seatbelt extension on an aeroplane. They discuss falling in love at 30,000ft, why Lara Bingle needs to stop tweeting, why men are obsessed with flexible women and the fact that Rachel wants to perform on her local pedestrian crossing. They chat about Rach's decision to use matches instead of air freshener, the ridiculous things news websites are using as click bait, why the new Lego movie may be the work of the devil, the douchey world of 'mixology', Wrestlemania 30 and as always bring the show home with 'Rach's Story Time'.
In episode eight of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the art of oversharing, how to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with your boobs, consciously uncoupling and eating kale chips off Gwyneth Paltrow. They talk fat security guards, whether social media is really a job, the right way to end a conversation, Rach gives advice on how to talk to boys when you're frigid and they ponder whether renting an apartment on Airbnb is a one way ticket to finding yourself on 'You Porn'. Paulie sings a lot and 'Rach's Storytime' is back! www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode seven of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about smuggling sex toys through customs, when art installations make you want to poke your eyes out and how a visit to the chemist can end in tears...of shame. They discuss Rach's irrational fear of disabled toilets, Paulie's obsession with waterslides and getting snubbed by the paparazzi. Jennifer Hawkins delightful butt crack gets a mention, they talk about what happens when you accidentally stumble into a Scientology event and they both marvel at how Kylie Minogue masters the art of subtlety in her new 'Sexercise' video. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode six of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett dissect the wonders of John Farnham and the frightening cheek bones of Lionel Richie, they discuss people who wear beanies in the height of summer, why it sucks to be a bridesmaid and question what the hell happened to Renee Zellweger's face? They look at what can go wrong when you order an escort, ask 'when did the Celebrity race at the Grand Prix stop including celebrities?' and they channel the dulcet tones of Susan Boyle.
In episode five of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about how far Paul's snacking obsession has gone, whether it's ok to commute to work in a kayak, what HRH accidentally left behind in a toilet and how Rach's sleep talking made a room full of people feel uncomfortable. They discuss the underwear of the rich, why Ellen's Oscars selfie was a failure, whether Paulie could ride a hoverboard at 130kg and why gardening is deadly. They travel the world and discuss underwhelming cultural icons, the only place where you can order the body of Christ with a Pepsi and question why anyone is still trying to get a crowd going with 'Aussie, Aussie, Aussie...Oi, Oi, Oi'. Rach tries to sexy up Hansard and the guys get the censors in for 'Rach Reads a Porno'
In episode four of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk celebrities coming back from the dead, manscaping, how to tell your biological clock to shut up and whether 'bitcoin' is actually a cult. They discuss 3D printing Paul a new heart, why it still takes four days to clear a cheque, how chatroulette became d*ckroulette and the joys of talking on the toilet. As always, the show ends with 'Rach Reads a Porno'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode three of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk sweating like a self saucing pudding, people who hide things in their bottom, d*ck pics, whether ghosts are real and Paul discusses the time he thought he was a rabbit. They also delve into whether decorative pianos are acceptable, the perils of deep sea fishing, going toot in a taxi, the secret ingredient in airline food, and questions you should never ask a lady. As always, they bring it home with 'Rach Reads a Porno'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode two of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett tell you all the things you never knew you wanted to know about 'Abby Winters'. Paul discovers Rach might be leading a double life as a Detective and takes aim at 'Parents with Prams' parking spaces. The guys talk Rach's obsession with the rules, the correct way to pee in a cup and the mess that is Miley Cyrus. They delve into public displays of affection, the things they never show you in the movies but should, fat personal trainers, the overuse of the word 'gourmet' and what an 'x' really means in a text message. As always the guys bring the show home with 'Rach Reads a Porno'. www.paulandrach.com.au
In episode one of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how to get your house 'serial killer clean', why cab drivers are always on the phone, Rach's 'Single White Female' childhood behaviour, the mysteries of 'the decanter', what not to do on a Tinder profile and how to blackmail a celebrity using only a dating app. Rach delves into the world of Abby Winters, the importance of clearing ones history, the joys of living across the road from a knock shop and reveals how she singlehandedly offended the entire cast of Anchorman 2, while Paul discusses people who complain about movies before they've seen them, Rach's feet and the perils of the popular 'maxi dress'. As always the guys bring the show home with 'Rach Reads a Porno'. www.paulandrach.com.au