3-2-1 Ghost!

Happy Friday the 13th everyone! We did it! We made it to the last chapter! Hop in the lake with us as and put on your best smokey eye shadow as we discuss 1984's "Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter"! No swimsuits required!

Ninja kangaroos, waterbeds and conveniently timed news reports - we hop in the van and take a road trip through 1998's doll romance, "Bride of Chucky". RIP Ed Gale!

Searching WebMD for "grass-mouth", questioning the dubious effects of using toilet seat covers, and pining for serious Leslie Nielson - we cover it all and swear our revenge as we flip through 1982's classic horror anthology, "Creepshow"!

Grab a controller and press start! We discuss funeral photography, knocking before entering, and farming Giga Pets as we play through 2006's "Stay Alive"!

Being immediately suspicious of children, keeping your eyes on the road, and turning the dryer off mid-cycle - we pull over and check in to James Mangold's "Identity"!

Killer dolls are for no one, but lipstick is for everyone - we discuss kind mailroom staff, taking your date to the shooting range, and Major Payne (again) as we march along to 1991's "Child's Play 3"!

We cover disrespecting a graveyard (via sex or motorbike), bad gun advice, and mixing business with your personal endeavors as we dig up the 1979 classic, "Phantasm"!

Hello Nite Owls! We discuss TV sidekicks, smug paranormal debunkers and hypnotic swirls as we turn the channel and catch 2024's "Late Night with the Devil"!

Long live the new flesh! We discuss what we'd pack in our video cassette suitcases, Tipper Gore v. Mortal Kombat, and the sexiest type of alcohol as we tune in for David Cronenberg's classic "Videodrome"!

We talk melon ballers, playing video board games by yourself, and dream about 90s Orlando as we RSVP to 1999's airbnb party remake "House on Haunted Hill"!

We're back to yuck some Chuck! We discuss losing your window privileges, the Theseus Paradox, and positive representation for orphans and Kyles as we disassemble 1990's "Child's Play 2"!

Pack your bong mug and hop in the Winnebago! We discuss office bullying, freshwater mer-men, and how invisible force fields must wreak havoc on endangered species as we shack up with Drew Goddard's 2011 horror-comedy "The Cabin in the Woods"!

It's Jon and Kate plus 8 minus 6 plus 1! Turn on the blacklight and join us as we discuss 2009's "Orphan"!

Superstitions, child trafficking, and cereal marshmallows - count your gold and join us as we discuss Mark Jones' holiday slasher, "Leprechaun"!

Hidey Ho! Ha ha ha. We start our 3rd franchise series with 1988's "Child's Play"! Join your "podcast friends to the end" as we discuss trusting children, nostalgic 80s and 90s toy commercials, starter jackets, and more!

It's a good day! We discuss the hubris of white male academics, dick waving in the jungle, and Jon Voight the sex icon as we venture deep into 1997's "Anaconda"!

Sit around the fire with us and grab a glass of lemonade! We go over why we are anti-cabin, anti-camping and anti-tap water during our recap of 2002's "Cabin Fever"!

Happy Valentine's Day! We discuss mid-tier holidays, harmonica duets, and Donkey Kong Country as we mine into the 1981 Valentine's Day classic, "My Bloody Valentine"!Need more Valentine's Day horror commentary? Check out our episode on 2001's "Valentine"!

We talk spooky San Diego landmarks, when is the best time to tell your boyfriend that you're haunted, and the demonologist gig economy as we uncover Oren Peli's "Paranormal Activity"!

Did you learn to witch or were you just born witchy? We discuss private schooling, supporting small businesses and manifest some hot takes as we cover 1996's "The Craft"!

Before the Cable Guy, there was Shocker! Grab your remote and channel surf with us through Wes Craven's should-have-been effects extravaganza, 1989's "Shocker"!

Do you know each type of close encounter? We discuss Tom DeLonge vs. the Government, the convenience of hypnosis, and rank the spookiest birds as we beam up to watch 2009's allegedly true-adjacent alien tale, "The Fourth Kind".

Happy New Year! We start off by concluding (for now) our Final Destination series with 2011's cautionary bridge tale, Final Destination 5! We discuss acupuncture anxiety, looking good in a uniform, and more!

It's New Year's Eve, so we are wrapping up 2024 by going over our favorite spooky movies, shows and games, as well as some that maybe weren't our favorites. Also, we announce the 2024 Industry Legend recipient of our 3-2-1 GOAT Award!Thank you all for listening, subscribing, following, reviewing, interacting - all the things! It's been an exciting year and we look forward to getting back at it in 2025!

Happy Holidays to all and your Ahabs! We cover a listener request, keep the cameras rolling and document 2006's "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon"!And be sure to check out our friends @mouths.of.madness and @straitjacket_talk on IG, YouTube and podcast platforms!

Happy holidays! Forget the map at home and learn your jingle bells, because we are taking a detour through 2003's "Dead End"!

Happy Friday the 13th, we hope you brought your 3D glasses! We discuss indoor hammocks, bathroom hygiene and advanced yo-yo-ing as we carve into "Friday the 13th Part 3"!

Take a study break and join us at the track! We talk decorative shoelaces, entitled customers and creepy mall vendors as we cover 2009's "The Final Destination"!

Grab a seat at the table! We talk positive reinforcement at the gym, miracle pregnancies and retail trauma as we carve into Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving"!

Hay, my horse! We discuss outdated technology, 11 year-old adult children and invisible friends as we uncover Gore Verbinski's "The Ring" (2002)!

We discuss being hasty and willy-nilly when summoning vengeance demons, pretending to like your child's artwork, and the lengths men will take to avoid therapy - hear it all and more as we carve into Stan Winston's "Pumpkinhead"!

Strap in your roller coaster life vests and ponder Newton's Law as we continue our Final Destination series with "Final Destination 3"!

Hocus Pocus

ASMR, wispy fonts and the love between a horseman and his horse - hold onto your heads as we dive into Tim Burton's "Sleepy Hollow"!

Spooky season check-ins, celebrity sightings at haunted houses, and masculine coffee orders - fill your thermos and join us as we discuss "Hubie Halloween"!

Hopeless romantics, finger monsters and and petty grievances against severed heads - we discuss the creation that no man's mind nor woman's womb could ever hope to achieve in "Bride of Re-Animator"!

We're back! Fake friendships, bringing your obsession board to your padded cell, and how one mortician could serve an entire tri-state area - we discuss all this and more as we cover 2003's "Final Destination 2".

Johnny Cage, Mapquest, and Normal Ralph - we discuss all that and more as we celebrate Friday the 13th with 1981's "Friday the 13th Part 2"!

Talking to your plants, what to expect when you're expecting, and suspicious pencil factories - we discuss all this and more as we cover David Lynch's coming-of-age romp (?), "Eraserhead".

We rank the Lawrence brothers, debate hopscotch rules, and figure out how film school works as we discuss 2000's slasher sequel, "Urban Legends: Final Cut"

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice! Your "podcast hosts with the podcast mosts" talk eternally wet jeans, government bureaucracy in the afterlife, and 90s anti-smoking commercials as we discuss Tim Burton's classic horror-comedy, Beetlejuice.

Make yourself a Dark and Stormy and get ready for some karaoke - we head to the Bahamas and get hooked again by "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer"!

Join us for a spoiler-free recap of the new horror movies we watched in the first half of 2024!

We talk above-ground sex dungeons, brain buckets and pineal glands as we discuss Stuart Gordon's "From Beyond"!

We discuss UFC, HIPAA, and more as we parkour through James Wan's "Malignant".

Grab a Mr. Pibb and plug into the hive mind as we discuss James Gunn's sci-fi horror comedy, "Slither"!

Mail anxiety, tough dude jewelry, and having a strong relationship with your hairdresser - we celebrate a milestone and discuss "I Know What You Did Last Summer"!

Sifting through Craigslist, getting good deals on masks, and how soon you should bring up Tubby Time - we answer the ad and discuss 2014's "Creep"!

Science lasers, spooky wind and being as descriptive as possible with your wishes - we discuss all that and more as we cover Robert Kurtzman's "Wishmaster"!

Grab a spot on the rocks and don't make a sound - we go over plumbing, prepping, and pole vaulting as we discuss 1990's Tremors!

New York, new rules! Ghostface takes Manhattan! We take our love of franchises one step too far, but who really gives a f*ck about the movies? We conclude our Scream series (for now) with 2023's Scream 6,