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Torio and Kyle will not agree to disagree. And it’s with that stubbornness they challenge each other each week to experience and discuss topics they would otherwise avoid. New episode every Thursday on the Himalaya podcast app. @beefpodcomedy on instagram.

Torio Van Grol & Kyle Doerksen


    • Sep 13, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 2m AVG DURATION
    • 52 EPISODES


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    Episode 52 - Missiles and Lasers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 62:44


    Episode 51 - Estimated Guess

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2019 62:05


    Episode 50 - No Spins

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2019 59:23


    Episode 49 - A. Bear

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2019 61:43


    Should Combat Sports be Outlawed?  How much is too much?  Kyle and Torio beef about whether or not violent sports like Boxing and The UFC should no longer be legal.  They interview former UFC fighter Ryan Bryan for his perspective.  Other segments include, "Live, Love Learn - Pedicures," "From The Future - Jungleland" And "Good News."

    Episode 48 - Lion in the Background

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2019 66:25


    When is it ok to kill an animal?  Torio and Kyle beef about if it's ok to defend yourself against predators.  Other segments include, "From the Future - Kate," "Good News" and interview with Scar from the Lion King.

    Episode 47 - Raw Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2019 70:33


    How much is too much for a haircut? Torio and Kyle beef about whether or not a haircut should be more than $20.  Other segments include "What If: MTV Launches it's first broadcast," "From the Future: Barber Fight," "Live, Love, Learn: Contact Your Past," and an interview with Sergey Solange.

    Episode 46 - Pepsi Cousins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2019 55:36


    Who is to blame when someone cheats?  Torio and Kyle beef about whether the third party is to blame when someone cheats.  Other segments include, "From the Future - Needle in a Timestack," "What if Bob Dylan never went Electric," "Rumors" "Live, Love, Learn," and an interview with Oswaso Amazon.

    Episode 45 - italianflags.it

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2019 60:09


    Are Italian people the sexiest?  Torio and Kyle objectify hard in this one and beef over whether or not Italians are the sexiest culture.  Other segments include, "What If - Nero never burned Rome," "From the Future - Made in Italy," "Live, Laugh, Love - Poetry," and an interview with Vincenzo Zav

    Episode 44 - The Bullet Farm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2019 60:38


    Should people prepare for the apocalypse?  Torio and Kyle beef about whether doomsday prepping is a respectable hobby. Other segments include "Live, Love, Learn - Reading the Constitution," "What If - Alexander Hamilton duels Aaron Burr," "From the Future - The Division," and an interview with Doug².

    Episode 43 - Thanks, America

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2019 81:32


    Is The Star Spangled Banner Cool? Torio and Kyle beef about whether or not the national anthem should be updated. Other segments include, "Live, Love Learn - Gratitude," "From the Future - Top Gun: Maverick," "What if America didn't revolt in 1776?" and an interview with Morgan Redacted.

    Episode 42 - Little Cleveland, UK

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2019 76:08


    Should you freeze your brain after you die?  Torio and Kyle beef about whether or not they're going to cryogenically freeze themselves after they die.  Other segments include, "Live, Love, Learn - Frogs," "What If?" "An Interview with Diane Blood," and "From the Future - Gemini Man."

    Episode 41 - You Know Gary?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2019 65:02


    Should we cancel SeaWorld?  Torio and Kyle beef about the ethics of Sea World.  Other segments include, "Live, Love, Learn," "What if Jaws never got made?" "From The Future - 47 Meters Down: Uncaged" and an interview with Sea World trainer Ben Hampton.

    Episode 40 - The California Secession Coalition

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2019 73:32


    Should California be allowed to secede from the Union? Torio and Kyle beef about water shortages and dumb states. Other segments include: "Live, Laugh Love - Orgasms" "From the Future - The Stars at Noon" "What If the Montana Freeman never surrendered" and an interview with Bartholomew Jenkins.

    Episode 39 - The Worst Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2019 63:48


    Should an ID be required to ride the bus?  Torio and Kyle beef about public transportation.  Other segments include, "Live, Love Learn" "What If D-Day Never Happened" and "From The Future - 6 Underground."

    Episode 38 - Prophet of God

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 63:12


    Should Hollywood Keep Doing All-Female Reboots? Torio and Kyle beef about movies with all-female reboots.  Other segments include: "Live, Laugh Love - Church" "From The Future - Call Jane" "What If Joan of Arc never lived" and an interview with Patrick McCracken.

    Episode 37 - River Go Down

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2019 63:55


    Are hot-air balloons overrated? Torio and Kyle beef about whether or not a hot-air balloon is actually a romantic gesture.  Other segments include, "Live, Love, Learn," the final "Game of Thrones Recap," "From the Future - The Thicket," and an interview with Trevan Kevin Orlando.

    Episode 36 - What's Funny About Muffins?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2019 60:42


    Is it ok to put soda in a water cup at a restaurant? Torio and Kyle beef about whether or not it's okay for people to ask for a water cup, but fill it with soda.  Other segments include, "Live, Love, Learn" "Celebrity Death Pool" "GoT recap" "From the Future - Marry Me" "What if Root Beer had never been invented" and "Rumors."

    Episode 35 - Irresponsible Mother of Dragons

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2019 67:31


    Is Burger King better than McDonald's?  Torio and Kyle beef over what fast food restaurant has the better beef.  Other segments include, "GoT recap" "What if Scientology didn't Exist" "Live, Love, Learn - Foraging" "From the Future - The Starling" and "Rumors."

    Episode 34 - Osama's Poke Shack

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019 69:25


    Should you be allowed to rent a public park? Torio and Kyle beef about how public spaces should be reserved.  Other Segments include "Live, Love, Learn - Meditating" "What if Osama Bin Laden hadn't been killed?" "Rumors" "GoT recap" and "From the Future - The Owners."

    Episode 33 - The Fermi Paradox

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2019 56:40


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matters: fresh fruit, the smell of charcoal and black holes.

    Episode 32 - Equivalence of Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 60:45


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matters: old people, battle episodes and The Jackman.

    Episode 31 - Jerky Break

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2019 60:54


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matters: bad character arcs, employing the mentally handicapped and Christmas shopping in the 90's.

    Episode 30 - Legal Tender

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2019 59:08


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matters: hitting irons, self checkout lines and WWII bombers.

    Episode 29 - The Doggone Girl is Mine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 62:17


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matters: cloning, aggressive advertising and quarters.

    Episode 28 - Four Million Jobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2019 61:18


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matters: wedding presents, speaking your truth and teaming up with Mark Cuban.

    Episode 27 - Rawbone

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019 64:00


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matters: extinct birds, circumcision and running guns in the Middle East.

    Episode 26 - Bury It

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2019 79:19


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matter: Canadians, peaceful cult leaders and Sinclair from Dinosaurs.

    Episode 25 - Sick Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2019 46:38


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matters: the art of charm, being an old parent and origami cranes.

    Episode 24 - Noodling Masterclass

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2019 55:14


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matters: mistreating robots, dryer sheets and Major Tom.

    Episode 23 - Truck Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2019 57:33


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matters: public shaming, bad melodies and eating sharks.

    Episode 22 - The Ted Bundy Tapes, Tapes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2019 54:48


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matters: bubblebaths, porn addiction and Old Hickory.

    Episode 21 - The Earth is Awesome

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2019 66:33


    Torio and Kyle tackle what matters: burrito wars, frisbees and freshwater dolphins.

    Episode 20 - The 20th Episode Extravaganza

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2019 60:52


    Should the internet just go away? Torio and Kyle tackle beef about the internet.  Other segments include, "What if prohibition had never happened?" and "From the Future - Playing With Fire."

    Episode 19 - Just Passing Through

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2019 62:36


    Are Video Game Bars cool? Torio and Kyle beef about arcade themed bars.  Other segments include, "Live, Love, Learn," and "Rumors."

    Episode 18 - Face Tattoo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2019 62:50


    Should we be allowed to disable seat belt alarms? Torio and Kyle beef about the annoying beeping noise in your car when you don't put your seatbelt on right away.  Other segments include, "Celebrity Death Pool," and "Rumors."

    Episode 17 - Happy Christmas, Merry Holidays

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2018 42:21


    Torio and Kyle review the year. Torio and Kyle put their beef aside for a week to recap 2018.  Segments include, "Wrap It Up - Spotify Year in Review," "Top Movies of the Year," and "Predictions."

    Episode 16 - Loophole Beanie

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2018 54:51


    How much is ok to charge for avocado? Torio and Kyle beef about the never ending increase of the avocado up-charge.  Other segments include, "Live, Love, Learn - Law of Attraction," and "Rumors."

    Episode 15 - Trust No One

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2018 54:07


    Who's more likable, Torio or Kyle? Torio and Kyle beef about who the podcast reviewers like more.  Other segments include, "Live, Love, Learn - Tarot Cards" and "Rumors."

    Episode 14 - Santa Truthers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2018 57:07


    Are you insane if you drive without any music playing? Torio and Kyle beef about driving in silence.  Other segments include, "Live, Love, Learn - Palm Reading" and "Rumors."

    Episode 13 - A Couple of Sevens

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2018 61:35


    Should "Baby It's Cold Outside" be banned from the radio? Torio and Kyle beef about whether or not the problematic lyrics  of "Baby It's Cold Outside," mean it should be dropped from the Christmas zeitgeist.  Other segments include, "Live, Love, Learn - Enneagram Test," and "From the Future: Dhaka"

    Episode 12 - A Haunted Past

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2018 55:14


    Is Thanksgiving dinner overrated? Torio and Kyle beef over whether or not the dinner menu at Thanksgiving is over-hyped.  Other segments include,  "What if Aldous Huxley, C.S. Lewis and John F. Kennedy hadn't have died on the same day?" and "Regrets."

    Episode 11 - Hubert, Dinner's Ready!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2018 67:04


    What should you be allowed to get away with while drunk? Torio and Kyle beef about drunk etiquette.  Other segments include: "Live, Laugh, Love" and "From the Future - The Good Spy."

    Episode 10 - The Vacuum Interruption

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2018 60:33


    Should day-light savings go away? Torio and Kyle beef about day light savings time.  Other segments include "Live, Love, Learn - Casting Spells" and "What If - Hitler had been assassinated."

    Episode 9 - Brainwashing

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2018 65:33


    Why does Kyle like Nickelback? Torio and Kyle beef about Nickelback.  Other segments include, "Live, Learn, Love - Full Moon Ceremony," and our "Midterm Election Special."

    Episode 8 - My Struggle

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2018 68:20


    Should you be friends with bandwagon fans? Torio and Kyle beef about fair-weather sports fans.  Other segments include "Live, Learn, Love - Earthing" and "What If - The microwave was never invented."

    Episode 7 - No Vocal Cords

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2018 64:40


    Is it ok to breakup via text? Torio and Kyle beef about whether it's okay to dump somebody via text.  Other segments include, "What If - The US never purchased Alaska" and "Guns vs. Chiefs."

    Episode 6 - Dog Lottery

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2018 54:59


    Should you be allowed to pet a stranger's dog? Torio and Kyle beef about whether or not you should be allowed to pet a stranger's dog without asking first.  Other segments include, "From the Future - Wish List" and "Guns vs. Chargers."

    Episode 5 - Pity Vote

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2018 63:00


    Are electric scooters cool?  Torio and Kyle beef about electric scooters.  Other segments include, "From the Future - War Pigs" and "Guns vs. Saints."

    Episode 4 - IsJonahHillFatRightNow.com

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2018 62:22


    Is it ok to put ketchup on hot dogs?  Torio and Kyle beef about the different degrees of murder and ketchup on hotdogs.  Other segments include "From the Future - The Black Hand" and "Guns vs. Patriots."

    Episode 3 - Separate Beds

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2018 56:25


    Are Bert and Ernie gay?  Torio and Kyle beef about whether or not Bert and Ernie are gay.  Other segments include, "From the Future - Red Notice" and "Guns vs. Patriots."

    Episode 2 - A Star is Born

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2018 56:34


    Should Louis CK be welcomed back?  Torio and Kyle beef about Louis CK's comeback.  Other segments include, "From the Future - The Atlantic Wall" and "Guns vs. Patriots."

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