Husband and wife podcasting duo, talking about living in a house of chaos and everything that goes along with that. Our journey over the past few years has led us to want to share it with the world. The ups, the downs, and the chaos. We hope you enjoy!
Well, we finally finished up the podcast studio and who was our first guests? Chris' band "in dog years...". We sat down with Chris, Jason and Dana and talked about expectations and influences. Plus Katt and Chris talked about some recent news at the time. So sit back, relax, and enjoy!
We're baaaack! Sorry for the time out but a lot has happened to us in the last few years. But we're here, and we're planing a great season of Behrens House of Chaos for YOU!
Here at Behrens House Of Chaos, we've done some thinking. Some soul-searching as people would say. We wanted to give you folks an update on our new ideas for the show. We want to re-configure our recording days and make sure that our schedules align with them. So soon, very soon, we'll be busting out the NEW episodes and our NEW times very soon. So, in the meantime, sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
This week we are giving our reviews on our new water heater and heating and cooling system. Strap in for one heck of a DANGEROUS episode! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
Yes. We know it's not Valen-TIMES Day. It's actually Sunday. The day before. It's not Friday, when our usual episodes come out. It's not Saturday either. Where is this all going? I don't know.
Welcome to February! We would like to take a moment and thank and remember Black Americans for the innovations and art they they have given us. So sit back relax and ENJOY!
Hey everybody! Come sit with us and enjoy a couple of ideas for COCKTAILS! Everyone just more delicious and decadent then the last. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
We want to apologize. We've both been sick, had a broken toe, and a brief snowstorm. But we're back baby! And today, we want to meet YOU! Get with us at BehrensHouseOfChaos@gmail.com and introduce yourself! We want to talk to YOU! Sit back, relax, and listen to us complain about how bad this year has started. ENJOY!
Happy New Year EVERYBODY! In this episode we do our year in review. Sit back, watch the ball, relax, and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022!
Happy Holidays from your friends at Behrens House Of Chaos!!
So, tonight's episode is the final hour and a half of the infamous Ohio State Reformatory recordings! As a special bonus, the last ten minutes of the show is a LIVE listen to the tape. Let us know if YOU caught anything! So sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
Today's episode is brought to you by the letters "E" "V" and "P". Finally got around to listening to my audio of the ghost hunt, and boy it's a doozy! So. Turn out the lights. Turn the volume up. And....ENJOY!
This weeks episode is about Chris and Chris' trip to Mansfield, Ohio. We visited the Ohio State Reformatory that was built in the 1800's and closed down in the 90's. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to hear about some paranormal hijinks, and RELAX!
We're going to explain why we haven't podded in a while. Is it "podded"? Casted? Podcasted? Well whatever it is, sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
Welp, the end of October is upon us. Today we talk about the month we love and some interesting facts that you can spread around your Halloween party. Plus, stick around the ole Behrens House Of Chaos with our upcoming field trip to Cleveland. So sit back, break open that Halloween candy, and ENJOY! PS: Did you know that no one knows what the Monster Mash really sounds like? The song is about the Monster Mash but it isn't the actual song Boris was singing about. There, now you know.
Today's guest is our good friend, Laura Camby-Mccaskill! We talk no-go ghost zones and animal rescues! So sit back, relax and ENJOY!
Tonight we're joined by Sister Psycho and Mopar Monster from CLEVELAND MONSTER CLUB. We catch up with some wonderful friends and talk spooky trips and scary movies! Sit back, relax and ENJOY!
This weeks episode is a weird one. We brought on our son, Chris, to tell us about some paranormal experiences he's been having in his apartment. Towards the end of the show, WE pick up some strange noises on our mics. So sit back, lean forward, turn that volume up and GET SPOOKY!
First OFFICIAL podcast of Halloween season! Just giving some teasers on what to expect this month! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
Hey, hey, hey! Episode 69! Boy are we gonna have fun with this one. Sit back, relax, put your head in someone's lap and ENJOY!
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Sorry we weren't here for you last week! But on today's show we have a pretty good reason to tell you. We've been giving the ol' BHoC a facelift. But that didn't stop us from doing some other things like watching some bears in the wild and picking up new tantric breathing exercises. But now, we're sharing it with you. ENJOY!
Today we discuss Chris' hot new idea for his name-dropping, explicit autobiography; Don't Eat Food You Find In Your Rental Car and Other Stories. Send us a bizarre story about a time that you and Chris had and you may find yourself in the tell-all book. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
We had a special visitor to the House of Chaos this week! Also, Free Comic Book Day is Tomorrow! How many cool things can happen in one week? Sit back, relax, and buy some comics! ENJOY!
Short show today folks, but we wanted everyone to know that we're working on a Patreon! We've thrown out some ideas, now it's YOUR turn! BehrensHouseOfChaos@gmail.com if there's some stuff that you would love to see as rewards or special episodes ONLY available on our Patreon account! Sit back, Relax, and WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLUE EGG MONKEY!!!! Enjoy!
Well, today is the last day of Naked July. We've had a fun month, hope you have too. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
Well another week of Nude Chris! This week we're talking about some of the most NUDERIFIC scenes. Sit back, relax, take something off, and ENJOY!
On today's episode, we have a really BIG announcement to make! PLUS: Chris is STILL celebrating Naked July and Katt is playing footsie under the table. It's crazy here at our House Of Chaos! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
On today's show, we talk about nudity and living au natural. So come on in, take off those clothes, and ENJOY!
Today's episode is brought to you by the letter "B" and "S" and the number "2". So, come on down to Sesame Street, sit back, punch a muppet, and ENJOY!
Happy Father's Day, all you dads!!! Special show, with special guests Jason, Kera and Sweet Lou! We talk about some Father's Day facts and share deep dark feelings about our dads.
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On today's show, the tables have turned! Katt's got some questions of her own. Will Chris answer correctly? Will there be any juicy tidbits along the way? Probably, no. Sit back, relax, and ENJOY!
Today's show is dedicated to Dad jokes, freaks, and some geeks! Sit back, kick off those New Balance sneakers, and ENJOY!
Today we quiz Katt on how well she knows her man. I guess we're on a little game show kick. Sit back, relax, learn some weird stuff about our marriage, and ENJOY!
Well. That's some mysterious episode title. Don't listen to it. We dare you. We Double Dog dare you. If you do, sit back, relax and ENJOY!
This week is our first CONTEST episode! Without further ado, we're going to let DINK DIRKLEY tell you what's going on...Dink? DINK DIRKLEY: Hola Muchachos! Dink here, to tell you about an excellent contest Behrens House of Chaos is promoting! They have five "What Am I?" questions, and if you are the lucky one to answer more than Katt did (heh) you could win a $25 egift card to Walmart or Amazon! Here's your questions: 1: When I go in, I can cause some pain. I'll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit not swallow. What am I? 2: What gets longer when it's pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly and works well when jerked? 3: What's soft and wet on the inside , while hard and hairy on the outside? The word begins with "C" ends in "T" and there's a "U" and an "N" between them? 4: What goes in dry and hard but comes out wet and soft? 5: Over 1,000 people went down on me, I wasn't a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I? So listen to the episode, think HARD and LONG about these questions, remember NO CHEATING, and ENJOY! This contest is not promoted by Walmart or Amazon. Send entries to BehrensHouseofChaos@gmail.com Winner will be announced on the May 7th episode.
Today's episode has been CURSED! Sadly, we can't doo anything about it. But we're talking about our home projects and new wildlife visitors to the ole House Of Chaos. Sadly, we can't let them in, you should never do that. So sit back, have a treat, and ENJOY! Sadly, Behrens House of Chaos is not responsible for the curse and if it follows you home and infects the rest of your family and friends, sadly.
It's our FIFTITH episode! Sit back and listen to us just complain about, almost, ANYTHING! We've had a great fifty episodes and we're looking forward to many, many MORE! See ya next week.
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On tonight's episode, we talk about some crazy laws in our state, North Carolina. Thee Astronaut available at IndyPlanet.com/TheeAstronaut Coming this Wednesday, the "Not Yer Dad's F'in Comics Podcast" is releasing! Sit back, get a cold Pepsi, and ENJOY!
On today's episode, we talk about an unsolved cold case from around our neck of the woods. So, don't go hiking, sit back, and as always, ENJOY!
On today's episode we talk about some of the REALLY weird fetishes! Sit back, get ready to laugh, and ENJOY!
On today's episode, we continue our talk about the sexy side of life. Join us as we talk about positions, toys, and FURNITURE!? WARNING!! We are talking about themes of an adult nature, listener discretion is ADVISED.
Ahhh Spring, when the world starts warming up, blooming, and the sound of whips and chains are in the air! Today we talk about Fetishes and Kinks for the vanilla crowd. Stay tuned, you just may hear something that tickles (or spanks) your fancy. ENJOY!
On today's episode, we talk about Vampires, Werewolves, and Zombies! We also recommend a couple of movies for you folks to watch. Look up at the moon, crawl out of the coffin, or appear in a puff of smoke, and Enjoy!
Today's episode is about ghosts, haunted items, and possession. We had a lot of fun talking about this stuff and we share some horror movies that use this as their plots. Enjoy!
In today's episode, we talk about miracles, Near-death experiences, and reincarnation. Also some facts about New Orleans's famous Voodoo Queen. Sit back, get your snacks, we're in this one for the long haul! ENJOY!
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