Cinderella Storiez

Hosts Dan & Al finish covering chapter eighteen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... the logistics of Sage showing up in Clea's photos, a fruitful Fashion Check, thinking about the shellphone in It Follows, Will It Blend, Jackass, and, of course, manic poopmap season. Join us! why not. Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al start to cover chapter eighteen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... manic sundress season part two, Ben's living quarters, the pitfalls of recreating magic, our throuple picks, one reason Ben isn't the worst, and, of course, if we should continue the podcast. Join us! why not. Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al attempt to parse chapter seventeen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... Clea's Photoshop skills, the fate of Tom from Myspace, finding QAnon, what they're shooting at Al's school, a cursed reddit post, a meditative Hannibal Lecter, the 2022 Sundance Film Festival, and, of course, ellipses. Join us! why not. Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al check their sanity after reading chapter sixteen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... Degrassi, Al's fear of being Queer Eye'd, a confusing recurring mention of inc*st, a long-dormant piece of fan email, and, of course, more reasons to hate Ben and Sage. Join us! why not. Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al sleep through chapter fifteen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... blind auditions, the cost of community college, the budget of Riverdale, 90 Day Fiancé, and, of course, Sex and the City. Join us! why not. Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al, joined by guest DrBarrel, fight to discuss chapter fourteen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... a goat dream, dating apps, killing John Lennon, Tom Holland's feet, playing Fuck Marry Kill, accents, weaponizing transphobia against the TSA, The Matrix, unexpected technical difficulties, and, of course, the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. Join us! why not. Book(s) recommended by our guest: The Enemy by Charlie Higson Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al cautiously praise chapter thirteen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... the best character in these goddamn books, Kingdom Hearts, golf carts, turning thirty, telling stories we've always wanted to tell, fighting off Wonder Woman at a rooftop bar, a tense attempt to pee on a confederate statue, and, of course, Krav Maga. Join us! why not. Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al brush over chapter twelve of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... the true cause of New Orleans' problems, thick European accents, and the question of straight twinks. Then, we answer questions from our audience, including: what t-shirts the characters would wear, Dan's crimes, drag queen names, and, of course, how on God's green earth one plays Cribbage... Join us! why not. Ask us anything for the next episode! Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al revel in chapter eleven of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... Sage's personality or lack thereof, the story of when Sisqo discovered thongs, an extended Walmart scene in the book, wondering what the hell happened to the budget, the original sequel to Star Wars, and, of course, getting distracted by cuddly cats... Join us! why not. Ask us anything for the next episode! Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al fight through chapter ten of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... rating tuxedos, Some Guy named Albert, recruiting cultists on Facebook, being a Redditor, Al entering his incel era as a bit, tiki torches at stonehenge, novels in progress, Dan canceling himself (again) and, of course, white supremacy... Join us! why not. Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al breeze through chapter nine of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... top pop hits of 2011, the meat-packing capitol, a bat mitzvah playlist, the diverse demographics of our audience, and, of course, metrosexuality. Join us! why not Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al read aloud chapter eight of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we actually read the chapter for our listeners. We explore a semi-incoherent lore dump including... mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell, something called Vibration Theory, an American tourist named Albert, an absurd accent choice that is almost immediately regretted, and, of course, ellipses. Join us on this wild ride. Why not? Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al, again joined by our special guest Sam, bash chapter seven of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... at what age someone becomes stooped and withered, a conspiracy involving the cheese industry, himbos checking emails, Jennifer Lawrence's iconic Red Carpet look, and, of course, cribbage. Join us on this wild ride. Why not? Recommended by our guest: https://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/ Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al, joined by our special guest Sam, decode chapter six of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... a half-dozen nondescript t-shirts, Da Vinci Code bullshit, an extremely puzzling lunch order, pegging alien lovers, the most pretentious way to respond to “do you believe in ghosts?” and, of course, Haylie Duff's fiancé. Join us on this wild ride. Why not? Books recommended by our guest: Mercedes Thompson Series by Patricia Briggs Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al suffer chapter five of the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen) called Devoted. In this episode we cover topics including... what it's like in New Orleans right now, what Grimace is supposed to be, what Clea would Google, what it was like meeting Elise Allen, and, of course... the validity of ellipses. Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

In this very special episode, hosts Dan & Al don't read a single word of a novel by Hilary Duff at all. Instead, they explain why there have been no new episodes since they met two weeks ago. Where to donate fundz: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FRMGf7uKbiQokKwva0Z50ceu41JVuL_Ubz_DrrVdRw8/edit?usp=sharing Dan will match every donation with $4.20 Send us screenshotz of your donation(z) and earn these rewardz: 1 Donation: Dan will write you a personalized haiku! 2 Donationz: We will read a message of your choice in a future episode! 3 Donationz: Al will write you a little song / ditty! 4 Donationz: You can join our recording session for 3 minutes! 5 Donationz: Dan will send Elise Allen a cursed meme! 6 Donationz: Dan will send you a copy of his novel to you for free! (these rewardz stack, so any higher tier will include lower tier rewardz) Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al leisurely sift through chapter four of the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen) called Devoted. In this episode we cover topics including... what it's like to finally meet in real life, haunting the New York Public Library, grandpas using the internet, why everyone clapped, a groundbreaking peek at the next chapter, and, of course… what is camp? Find your personal Waluigi. Why not? Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al, joined by our special guest Christine, question chapter three of the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen) called Devoted. In this episode we cover topics including... wearing ballet flats, hanging out with teenagers, getting recommended One Piece on the internet, novelty t-shirts, least favorite flowers, Mamma Mia, Dan's personal Macbeth, Dan's actual Macbeth, nearly cancelling Al, and, of course, The Lizzie McGuire Movie Soundtrack. Join us on this wild ride. Why not? Books recommended by our guest: Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman Spencer and Kent at Six Percent by Dan Connell Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al breeze through chapter two of the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen) called Devoted. In this episode we cover topics including what Elixir tastes like, greek girls with latin names, autofiction, ancient Yelp reviews, relationship advice, and, of course, the classic pastime of going to Friendly's with your divorced parent. Join us on this wild ride. Why not? Links to follow along: https://kashgar.com.au/blogs/history/the-bawdy-graffiti-of-pompeii-and-herculaneu https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/12/11/cat-person https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/07/cat-person-kristen-roupenian-viral-story-about-me.html Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al surprisingly enjoy chapter one of the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen) called Devoted. In this episode we cover topics including the elephant in the room, Witcher, new characters, equine professionals, Ben 2.0, and, of course, the game of cribbage. Join us on this wild ride. Why not? Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al explore the Goodreads reviews of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this special episode, we read a selection of reviews—mostly scathing—that extrapolate on the points we've been making all along, and ends with a stunning discovery. Join us on this wild ride... why not? Links to follow along: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/7844725-elixir first review, read by Al: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/124004433?book_show_action=true&from_review_page=1 second review, read by Dan: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/147886622?book_show_action=true&from_review_page=1 third review, read by Al: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/315737743?book_show_action=true&from_review_page=1 fourth reviews, read by Dan: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/146401758?book_show_action=true&from_review_page=1 fifth review, read by Al (be sure to listen before clicking the link, to avoid spoilers): https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/125900509?book_show_action=true&from_review_page=1 Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al have created the first-ever discussion questions for the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this special episode, we discuss what we would do with the gift/curse of immortality, Madame Butterfly #CancelAllCuomos, gender-swapping the characters, aging-up Clea, and, of course, arguing just how much Hilary Duff was involved in the writing of this book. Join us on this wild ride... why not? Link to follow along: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinkerton_(detective_agency) Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al finish the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff... with Elise Allen. In this episode we cover the final chapter... and try our best to talk about literally anything else, including... how it feels to explain this podcast to others, Gossip Girl, Al's therapy, Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift, and, of course, drinking responsibly. Join us on this wild ride... why not? The next three episodes of Cinderella Storiez will cover: - answering discussion questions we made up for Elixir - combing the Goodreads reviews page for Elixir - chapter one of Devoted, the sequel to Elixir Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al, joined by special guest Rachel Sorensen, sift through the lore dump that is chapter twelve of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff... with Elise Allen. In this episode we cover topics including... another unwarranted comparison to Twilight, a man with a thick neck, a groundbreaking mall inspiration theory, the overwhelming whiteness in this globetrotting centuries-spanning fantasy, casting the book with American Horror Story actors, and, of course, Hannibal. Join us on this wild ride... why not? Watch Hannibal on Hulu! Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al revisit chapter eleven of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including the failed initial recording session of this episode, theorizing why a 500 year-old man would ghost a teenage girl, straight camp, Spongebob Squarepants impressions, the steamy subtext of cinnamon rolls at the Holiday Inn Express, and, of course, the game of cribbage. Join us on this wild ride. Why not? Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al can barely contain themselves about chapter ten of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including a groundbreaking fashion check, Fiddler on the Roof, the deadliest air race in history, capitalism, pay-per-view movies in the year of our lord 2009, and, of course, the game of cribbage. Join us on this wild ride. Why not? Links to follow along with this episode: The deadliest air race in history: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dole_Air_Race Video essay about The Bling Ring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bgwK4wAx0M Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us at CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

(Part 2 of 2) Hosts Dan & Al, joined by special guest Angie Anderson, finish dissecting chapter nine of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we power through and cover topics including WASP cuisine, Bella Swan's self-awareness, Harry Potter's wealth, the NYT Best-Seller list when Elixir charted, white people with dreads, a vampire sugar baby, and, finally, actual good books. Join us on this wild ride. Why not? Books recommended in this episode: Blood & Ivy: The 1849 Murder That Scandalized Harvard by Paul Collins A Certain Hunger by Chelsea G. Summers Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston Das Kaptial by Karl Marx The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller Follow Angie on Instagram @angieson_ Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al, joined by special guest Angie Anderson, review chapter nine of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we discuss topics including if spirits pee, manic sundress season, gatekeeping Shakespeare, the dumbest mystery-solving sequence of all time, and, somehow, more goddamn cribbage. Join us on this wild ride ride. Why not? Follow Angie on Instagram @angieson_ Check out her film Water Like Fire (2020) Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al cover chapter eight of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we discuss topics including straight people, fake names, death outfits, ten-cent vocab words, and, of course, Ariana Grande! Join us on this wild ride ride. Why not? Links for following along: Hilary Duff's home tour on Architectural Digest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vNoHwgoIjw&ab_channel=ArchitecturalDigest Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duff Headz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

Hosts Dan & Al suffer chapter seven of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we discuss topics including the titular role, caves in Rio de Janeiro, absolutely cursed beverages, down bad bodyguard/boyfriends, and a fresh new Hilary Duff authorship theory! Join us on this wild ride ride. Why not? Links for following along: Top ten caves in Rio de Janeiro https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g303488-Activities-c57-t54-State_of_Rio_de_Janeiro.html Photo of Hilary Duff and [REDACTED]: [FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE] Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Become one of the Duff Headz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/YC6H9vuH3K

Hosts Dan & Al, joined by special guest Leonora, puzzle over chapter six of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). Leonora hasn't read any other chapter in this book... good for her! In this episode we discuss topics including shitty bodyguards, a surprise European gang, wearing denim on the beach, more information to support the Duff Author theory, and, as always, white privilege. Join us on this wild ride ride! Why not. Follow Leonora on letterboxd https://letterboxd.com/leonorathelion/ Follow Leonora on twitter @leolermontov Listen to her film podcast @FilmBroadsPod Follow us on twitter @CindyStoriez Email us CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Harass us on Discord! https://discord.gg/YC6H9vuH3K

Hosts Dan & Al suffer chapter five of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we analyze the chapter and talk about how much Hilary actually wrote this book, how Karens wear sunglasses, the worst bodyguard of all time, bed frames, cargo shorts, and, of course, Ariana Grande. Come along for the ride! Why not. Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/YC6H9vuH3K be nice to your servers

Hosts Dan & Al actually enjoy chapter four of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (and Elise Allen). In this episode we analyze the chapter and talk about an incubus, an outfit repeater, ordering brownies off eBay, and, of course, Ariana Grande. Come along for the ride! Why not. links for following along with a wiki hole: https://twistedinsurrection.fandom.com/wiki/GloboTech https://antagonists.fandom.com/wiki/Roger_Klotz Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez Email us CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/YC6H9vuH3K please donate to a local community fridge near you!

Hosts Dan and Al, joined by special guest Serena, ponder chapter three of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (and Elise Allen). Serena hasn't read any other chapter in this book... good for her! In this episode we discuss topics such as Ariana Grande, cribbage, secret second families, Twilight, and actor Chad Michael Murray. Somehow all of these are relevant to the chapter. Come along for the ride! Why not. Follow us on twitter @CindyStoriez Email us CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/YC6H9vuH3K

Hosts Dan and Al endure chapter two of the novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (and Elise Allen). In this episode we discuss a spooky supernatural element, gray shawl neck sweaters, teenage doctor bodyguard boyfriends, and discovering just how much we don't like this book. Come along for the ride! Why not Follow us on twitter @CindyStoriez Email us CinderellaStoriez@gmail.com

For our first episode, hosts Dan and Al nosedive into chapter one of Elixir by Hilary Duff. We discuss everything from slut-shaming, the professional horse girl, angular french boys, to who ghost-wrote this book, and more!