Community Calls

From our 13-14 December 2024 show. Features calls by: Dwight, Milkman, Gordo, Xenorax, BigBoyFarts666, Anonymongous, Turbo, {Miriam, Curnt Snearoll, Bertrand, Downy the Clown} and Akspa Isolated calls and soundbites: https://www.patreon.com/posts/december-2024-118177151?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link […]

Here’s our unedited Pranksgiving 2024 show!

From our 22-23 November 2024 show. Features calls by: Snappybakes, Milkman, BigBoyFarts666, Mailman, Dwight the Janitor, Gordo, {Dixie Cream} and Akspa Isolated calls and soundbites: https://www.patreon.com/posts/isolated-calls-115370323?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link We wish to give […]

From our 15-16 November 2024 show. Features calls by: Turbo, Milkman, BigBoyFarts666, DTB, WastedMemory, TheHauseOfWonder, Cat_Astr0ph3, Anonymongous, Dwight the Janitor, Snappybakes, {Downy the Clown, Miriam} and Akspa Isolated calls and […]

From our 08-09 November 2024 show. Features calls by: Turbo, Milkman, BigBoyFarts666, Anonymongous, DTB, Mustard, Gordo, Mailman, Dwight the Janitor, TheHauseOfWonder, {Downy the Clown} and Akspa Isolated calls and soundbites: […]

The show picks up at 30 minutes in, due to technical issues with the new setup. Features calls by DTB, Milkman, Dwight, and a bunch of others that dropped in […]

From our 01-02 November 2024 show. We called Japan, the UK, and USA. This whole show was a blur of laughter for both sides of the conversations. One of the […]

From our 25-26 October 2024 show. Features calls by: Anonymongous, BigBoyFarts666, Milkman, Dwight the Janitor, Cat_Astr0ph3, {Dixie Cream} and Akspa Isolated calls and soundbites: https://www.patreon.com/posts/113564045 We wish to give thanks […]

Features calls by the Madhouse Militia. Isolated calls and soundbites: https://www.patreon.com/posts/113564045 We wish to give thanks to the following people for helping make the show go: Dwight the Janitor WastedMemory […]

From our daytime 14 October 2024 show. This show is unedited. Features calls by the Madhouse Militia – DTB, Akspa, Milkman, and others. We wish to give thanks to the […]

From our 11-12 October 2024 show, Dwight clapped erasers and clogged toilets with his dehydrated number 1, The lobster industry tried to defraud Snappybakes and Anonymongous, we visited a state […]

From our 04-05 October 2024 Friday and Saturday shows, we called up people with our brands of nonsense over the course of two days, resulting in lots of hilarity and irritation. Teenage rebellion, fireworks, car crashes, people stuck in walls, strange hotel music and noises of inhumane conditions, sign language, buckets, and Richard Gerber. We […]

From our 27-28 September 2024 show, we had interesting and bizarre conversations at every turn, Jiad showed up and gave people a run for their money, Dwight and Anonymongous convinced people that Carlito was drunk and singing songs outside their hotel room, Cat_Astr0ph3 kept getting interrupted while using the bathroom, BigBoyFarts666 got in lots of […]

From our 20-21 September 2024 show, we called up some car ding notes, thanks to RBCP. We called up truck stops, hotels, and random others too, resulting in some very funny and bizarre conversations, and things overheard on the phone. Features calls by: Anonymongous, DTB, Milkman, Snappybakes, Dwight the Janitor, TheHausOfWonder, Cat_Astr0ph3, MST3Claye, Xenorax, {Dixie […]

From our 13-14 September 2024 show, we encountered a man that Dwight nicknamed “the goat man”, find out what’s edible, eat the taco, encounter a hotel circus, a man eats the phone, there’s lots of weird noises next door. We get some all-night service, behind cream, and chase some trout. Features calls by: Anonymongous, DTB, […]

From our 06-07 September 2024 show, we tell people that we had an accident on their porch, Dwight offers to become woody woodpecker, DTB has tacousations, someone wants to call the ambulance, we have tv problems, there are impersonators in the room with us. We try to bring our entire carnival to town, get called […]

From our 30-31 August 2024 show, we get lost leaving tons of voicemails with crazy music that WastedMemory piped in, we talked to a handful of people throughout the night that either didn’t appreciate our music, charm, or conversation, or entertained us for far too long. Features calls by: BigBoyFarts666, TheHausOfWonder, Mailman, Xenorax, WastedMemory, Wingless, […]

From our 23-24 August 2024 show, we left a bunch of strange voicemails, boofed Gary Cene, did chicken logistics, found lots of big ladies, got called pecker smacker a bunch, tried to roll around in some hay, asked about the knob policy, and found out how to dispose of a broken dog. There’s a dog […]

From our 16-17 August 2024 show, we’re no longer needed, something happens with the birds, Dwight opens a butcher shop, a big problem occurs, construction, you can’t believe everything you hear, grocery bag advice, lady tarantula, a priority call is made, and there’s some type of fire with DTB and Snappybakes. Akspa encounters a deep […]

From our 09-10 August 2024 show, we get accused of making some type of prank call, engage in lunk alarm services, try to get trained as boxers, encounter the cyst urn exchange, try to get scarier pictures to scare the bugs away, talk about Cross, learn some lessons of the eighties, enter someone’s activation code, […]

From our 02-03 August 2024 show, we gathered information about: toilet flush force, resurrection policies, baby assistance, getting the cube going, the sounds of hotel life, cursing in multiple languages, what a care taker is, which department we need, a hotel rash, commitment, special treatment, not how this works, and Peter Johnsonson. We also put […]

From our 26-27 July 2024 show, we trim the wifi trees, get lost and found, Pam doesn’t care, the situation unfolds. Johann is an unhired bathroom attendant, Tim really doesn’t want to discuss sexuality, Let’s make it happen. The best and worst customer service is a strange thread woven into this entire episode. Let them […]

From our 19-20 July 2024 show, we encounter a bunch of AI assistance bots on the phone, have issues with food, moldy lincoln logs, disgusting things, knob turning, get scolded by the front desk, find disorder and arcades with no games. Lots of weird conversations with people from all over the country at all odd […]

From our 12-13 July 2024 show, the motel is a minecraft world, a snickers bar is floating in the pool, we enter the Twilight Zone, Grandpa Joe is very lazy, we speak to someone’s husband. Someone is certain they already know who we are, someone is there to dig, a bad squirrel encounter, Big butts […]

From our 05-06 July 2024 show, we find out why prank calls aren’t cool, have a bee problem, go both ways, have a royal engagement, daughter trouble, view someone via periscope, have one night with you, and Snappybakes encounters a very weird man. The woman at the front desk assumes she’s pretty, Johann asks if […]

From our 28-29 June 2024 show, we try to get help with our fireworks problems, eat some fireworks, eat some lit matches, make folks concerned and laugh at us. We hear and see strange behavior outside, get gatekeeped from talking to the man, and have many strange conversations with people who should know better. Features […]

From our 21-22 June 2024 show, we find out who the man in charge is, have a university inspection, a taste of home, try to find out what we see, find a disgusting confusing arcade, find a game hole, Johann shows us his hotdog and ketchup trick, a lady loves me TOO! Features calls by: […]

From our 14-15 June 2024 show, Dwight has a full litter box, DTB has a couple questions about dragonball-z, Milkman and DTB fry up some spiders, Dwight has an offer, Al Bundy says good nigh to his son, Akspa has a carpet question, BigBoyFarts666 and DTB get told to act their age, and much more […]

From our 7-8 June 2024 show, we discuss machines, life, and smoking hot hookahs that will do anything for a low low cost. This is a short but sweet show with TONS of fun calls and long meaningful conversations with people. Features calls by: Snappybakes, BigBoyFarts666, FancyPants, Turbo, Gordo, Milkman, DTB, Dwight the Janitor, Akspa. […]

From our 31 May – 1 June 2024 show, Dwight becomes a copper thief and a handyman, DTB and BigBoyFarts666 play with pillows, Downy the Clown tries to bring his organ with him, Milkman plays every supporting role under the sun, FancyPants and DTB vacuum up the evidence, Dwight has chapped lips, Akspa and DTB […]

From our 24-25 May 2024 show, Milkman delivers milk, Miriam goes up the flagpole, there’s lots of phone line noise, Milkman’s grandson has duties to perform, there’s a taxidermied seagull, Akspa needs horse talent for a movie, HORSE, The Heatwave Man delivers accelerated molecules of heat, the sandwich that grows, good and bad attitude checks, […]

From our 17-18 May 2024 show, we wind people up for hours, tell tall tales, install cameras, get down and dirty with the cupcake policy, try to get grandpop out of the lost and found, make anniversary plans, engage in almost unreal situations, get thanked for our concern, accused of not being real, throw him […]

From our 10-11 May 2024 show, we learn and seize the means of buttmilk production, confuse the unintelligible, humorous ‘echo call’ attempts, parking lot adventures, musical distractions and grandparent tales. Features calls by: xpers, bhenchodster, Luxapol, DTB, Milkman, Cat_Astr0ph3, Dwight the Janitor, Gordo, Anonymongous, Akspa [Miriam, El Asthma]. Individual Calls: https://www.patreon.com/file?h=103751240&i=18910903Isolated Calls: https://www.patreon.com/file?h=103751240&i=18910901Snippets from Calls: […]

From our 03-04 May 2024 show, we paid tribute to Carlito who passed away 4 years ago and did a handful of calls over a four-hour period of time, interspersed with stories about Carlito (not included in this edited show). The whole unedited show was released earlier in the week. Features calls by: strangeLIFE, DTB, […]

From our 03-04 May 2024 show, we paid tribute to Carlito who passed away 4 years ago and did a handful of calls over a four-hour period of time, interspersed with stories about Carlito. Features calls by: strangeLIFE, DTB, Turbo, Anonymongous, xpers, Dwight the Janitor, Cat_Astroph3, Downy the Clown and Akspa. Individual Calls: https://www.patreon.com/file?h=103751240&i=18811388Isolated Calls: […]

From our 26-27 April 2024 show, Miriam has a pregnancy scare, Cat has an ass baby, 2 or 3 men to a single bed is pretty gay, we have to sit in the sink, the pillow fluffer came with the room and is German, barnacles adhere to all the surfaces, no one has a disability […]

From our 19-20 April 2024 show, we try to plant soil and seeds on people, find out if we’re qualified to stay, discuss liability, try to get our diaper changed, get ghosted, find out it’s 2024, and chocolify Miriam. Features calls by: BigBoyFarts666, Turbo, Xenorax, Chrispy808, Luxapol, Milkman, Anonymongous, DTB, Dwight the Janitor, Miriam, Downy […]

From our 12-13 April 2024 show, we try to activate minerals and crystals that were charged during the recent solar eclipse, try to get toilet instructions, get force-fed various types of Mexican food, get kidnapped for towels and beers, accuse people of shaking their asses, get a number buddy, have an engagement party, get no […]

From our 05-06 April 2024 show, we dissolve hotel walls, bring our mini-horse in to eat, fake a double-booking, talk to trash, complain about lewd music lyrics, get concerning voicemails, involve ourselves in hotel construction, hear lots of noise on the line, sing as a barbershop quartet, and look for a big bed. Features calls […]

From our 29-30 March 2024 show, we try boiling easter eggs in the hotel tub, bring our horse in for dinner, encounter a heavy breather, a dummy, try to film a paranormal tv show, cross the lines, get thanked for our calls, live out an impossible story, we can chat but not bump. Features calls […]

From our 22-23 March 2024 show, we try to get permission to exercise nude in our hotel room, encounter strange room vibrations, something is dripping, we’re not allowed to have loud homicides in the room, a lady has to go, you have screwed up your brain, the bathroom attendant is very rude, a man offers […]

From our 15-16 March 2024 show, we try to get reservations, caress pillows, sell pillows, get our feet stuck in toilets, drone security, an encounter with the concernBot that goes awry, feet trapped in holes at the bowling alley, we’re warned not to get into a van, try to become lounge singers, Johan has toilet […]

From our 08-09 March 2024 show, features a diverse range of comedic content and collaborations. Topics include humorous discussions on various subjects such as beef instructions, emotional support harmonicas, and miscommunications. Collaborators delve into scenarios involving spiders, bathroom mishaps, and whistling. The files also explore unconventional concepts like “Pirate showers” and “Stripclub sushi.” With contributors […]

From our 01-02 March 2024 show, offering a glimpse into a variety of scenarios and conversations. In “The Extinguisher,” Akspa, BigBoyFarts666, and Luxapol are likely discussing firefighting or fire safety. “Herobrine” involves Anonymongous, dragonmere, Luxapol, and possibly others, possibly discussing a gaming topic. “Susie Q” brings Anonymongous and BigBoyFarts666 together, suggesting a conversation about a […]

From our 23-24 February 2024 show, where Snappybakes does a song and a dance, gets some stewed gluten, finds out that titanium white is very flammable, we find out how to make a toilet baby, Miriam is lost in a brewery, we burn out the fire extinguisher sound effect, there’s a complete plan for everything, […]

From our 16-17 February 2024 show, we continue where dragonmere and wastedmemory left off, letting our kids and family play with fire extinguishers in our room, lobby, bathroom, and out the window. We find out there are no more free breakfasts, run into a hostile hostel, get called out for being from ‘another country’, extinguish […]

From our 09-10 February 2024 show, Dwight breaks the 4th wall, we try to get instructions on how to jerk the jack and the shower and the car and the man and the lady and the truck, something happens, Dwight is force-fed tacos and has a mishap with wing sauce, Luxapol needs to get rid […]

From our 02-03 February 2024 show, we try to find the party smell, send our grandfather in, try to get a plunger for a wet problem, try to get the keywords, try to find the source of the smellz, hear the story of Potbelly Pete, do impromptu prostate exams in the truck stop showers, find […]

From our 26-27 January 2024 show, Dwight drops things in the truck stop shower and makes a mess, a man gets excited about someone dressed as a clown, Dwight gets some good advice but loses his warm truck hole, so he climbs up on top and calls about a missing ladder, then gets the run […]

From our 19-20 January 2024 show, where Snappy is in various states of pregnancy and hotels have wavering support in favor or against, Akspa is experiencing static discharge, Dwight shouldn’t be in the electrical room, AI gets mad at us, we learn valuable hotel lifehacks, the ice machine is churning out red ice, Calcium won’t […]

From our 12-13 January 2024 show, we get into car wrecks early on, find out if there’s a possibility of things to change, talk to many men managers, find a man that can’t handle a big girl, find angry Angie, make illegal copies of floppies, cause a tsunami, fry up some plantains, get folks concerned […]