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Hosts Nick Kaminsky and Shelby Schwieterman each choose a movie or TV show based on inane criteria, like "spiciness" or "grandpa vibes," then have their champions square off under the watchful eye of a special guest judge. It's a battle to the death! But, like, a really nice one.

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    • Apr 26, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 16m AVG DURATION
    • 59 EPISODES


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    59. Fifty Shades Trilogy vs. Once Upon A Time (with Chase McNeill)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 83:34


    Fellow comedian and podcaster Chase McNeill (Fck This Place) judges the battles of Filmed in Vancouver, Mirror Mirror on the Wall, and Wish I Could Be There!

    58. 8 Mile vs. How I Met Your Mother (with Devon Drew)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 71:30


    Renaissance Woman and tentacle porn enthusiast herself, the freaking hilarious Devon Drew, tosses up some fiery, rap-battle worthy judgements on the battles “Date Switch,” “Best Soundtrack,” and “Diminishing Shelf Life.”

    57. A Goofy Movie vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (with Amber Nelson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 75:22


    The unattainably funny Amber Nelson judges us on Odd Couple, Deadliest Swordfight, and the Best Representation of Cheese in Film. Let’s get cartoon porn ready!!!

    56. Batman & Robin vs. ADMMSCS* (with Brodie Reed)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 79:09


    *Arrested Development/Mad Men/Schitt’s Creek/Succession. Brodie Reed inputs all the data and synthesizes judgements for the battles of Fashion, Don’t Eat the Rich, and Biggest Anti-Mask Character.

    55. Chef vs. Game of Thrones (with Dicey)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 84:31


    The supremely kind and hilarious Dicey deigns us with her spectacular sunshine energy to give us her TOUGH BUT FAIR judgments, ONCE FOR AND FOR ALL. She will destroy Shelby and Nick’s sheer notions of Titillating, Unrealistic Couples, and Animals Doing Human Things.

    54. Jaws vs. Roseanne (with Niles Abston)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 71:38


    Comedian Niles Abston and his entourage (Jaden Smith and a big shark?) keeps on a solid poker face while he judges the battles of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy Posse, Avoirdupois, and Sexiest Holiday Villain.

    53. Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey vs. Frasier (with Amy Silverberg)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 86:01


    Comedian, writer, confessed lover of dogs (and she means it in a sexual way) Amy Silverberg is here to give her two barks in this week’s battles of Emotions, Dog Hero, and Church Boner (Or Temple Boner Shabbat Shalom).

    52. Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner vs. Fargo (with Monique Moreau)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 73:07


    Big Bad Monique Moreau whistles judgement of the battles of Native Americans, Quarantine-Friendly, and A Pebble in My Shoe.

    51. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button vs. Young Sheldon (with Alex Lawson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 86:59


    Finance wizard Alex Lawson casts his spell over the battles of Better with More Green Screen, Younger Versions Who Look Like the Adults They’re Playing, and Craziest Break-up.

    50. Drunken Master vs. GLOW (with Kaitlyn Jeffers)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 76:38


    Writer and laugh riot Kaitlyn Jeffers brings a walnut-crushing grip of judgement to the battles of Acrobatics, Bad Breath, and Beige.

    49. Call Me By Your Name vs. The Mandalorian (with Budd Anthony Diaz)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 86:44


    Comedian, actor, and connoisseur of cinema Budd Anthony Diaz judges the battles of Heart Throb, Good Listener, and A Boy That Does the Most Crazy Thing.

    48. Billy Madison vs. Beat Bobby Flay (with Steph Tolev)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 70:04


    Steph Tolev, stand up comedian and lover of edible gifts, judges the battles of Banana Peels, Smell My Finger!?!, and Wouldn’t Have Happened If the Dude Had Just Gone to Therapy.

    47. Mars Attacks! vs. Vanderpump Rules (with Theo Manhattan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 95:23


    Theo Manhattan puts the “cute” in acutely judging the battles of Restaurant, Lollygagging, and Embarrassing.

    46. Ravenous vs. The Civil War (with Aaron Monte)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 80:19


    Baron of beats and tsar of tunes Aaron Monte judges the battles of Civil War, Birds, and Really Makes You Want to Take a Shower.

    45. Battlefield Earth vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (with Kirzia Steele)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 85:11


    Ironclad battle maiden Kirzia Steele slashes through injustice to decide the battles of Biggest Budget WTF, Stakes, and What IS That?.

    44. Racing Stripes vs. The Lone Ranger (with Ian Vanleer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 84:42


    Ian Vanleer, a fabulous individual, brings fear to the lawless and judgment to the battles of Most Horses, Dancing, and Most Black and White.

    44. Mad Max: Fury Road vs. You’re the Worst (with Newman Wolf)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 81:48


    Newman Wolf, a special person who always makes an impression, judges the battles of Childlike Wonder, Honorable Discharge, and Would Hate-Follow on Instagram.

    42. A Talking Cat!?! vs. Fox News

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 83:19


    Professional word-yeller Vinnie Lacey ventures into the neighboring town to judge the battles of Nature’s Cruelest Mistake, Blackout at the Cinemas, and Zeitgeist.

    41. Face/Off vs. The Great British Bake Off

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 81:01


    Kate Kennedy, champion for the environment benefits of boxed wine, returns to judge the battles of Ultimate Move When You’re Super Stressed, The Goodest Girl or Boi, and How Am I Not Myself?

    40. Dolemite Is My Name vs. Mindhunter

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 76:46


    Comedian Tom Feeney takes us to the big leagues by judging the battles of Loquacious, Best Furniture, and Netflix & Chill.

    39. Return of the Jedi (1997 Special Edition) vs. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 79:41


    Bearded multi-hyphenate Charlie DeMott Wildey swings his axe of judgment at the battles of Weirdo That lives in a Castle, The Sound of the Music, and Exists for the Merchandising.

    38. About Time vs. Riverdale (Again)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 85:58


    Dog-owning Witch-Princess Krista Patterson returns to judge the battles of Father Figure, Unexpected Emotional Reaction, and Best Non-Period Costumes.

    37. Joker vs. Baywatch

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 92:20


    Pop culture czar Carter Adams sips his White Russian while judging the battles of Excessive Fan Service, Worst Thing to Watch on a First date, and Balloon Animals.

    36. Seven Psychopaths vs. The Sopranos

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 84:38


    Josh Edelman, robed in silks and dreams, judges the battles of Loyalty, Dream Sequence, and Villains.

    35. The Lion King (2019) vs. New Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 70:01


    The super, chill, and superchill Milan Patel blasts a ray of frosty judgment at the battles of She Drove Me Here, Gluten-Free, and Musician Cameo.

    34. Rocky vs. The Masked Singer

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 74:12


    From high up in her tower, Cat Crow rains the light of judgment down upon the battles of Body Movin’, If Looks Could Kill, and Best Kiss.

    33. The Angry Birds Movie 2 vs. The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 65:22


    Guardian of the Valley, Katrina Davis, defends her lands by judging the battles of Birds Are Gross, Ropes, and Explain Like a Dish on Top Chef.

    32. R.I.P.D. vs. Supernatural

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 63:59


    Golden man Eli Lutsky raises us up by judging the battles of Conflict, Tactical, and Super Natural.

    31. Fast Five vs. Unreal

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 69:49


    Killer (the comedy kind!) with a heart of gold (the literal kind!) Sarah Bugden accepts a contract to judge the battles of Fuck Yeah This Is Sick, Hot People, and Better Popcorn Experience.

    30. Good Will Hunting vs. MasterChef Junior

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 59:27


    Comedy sex god Joe Raines emerges from his sacred parking lot to judge the battles of What Makes You Feel Like A Savant, Heartfelt Monologue, and Perfect for When You Need to Cry.

    29. Serial Mom vs. Stranger Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 71:20


    Adventurers Will Sauceda and Alli Klein travel the land in order to judge the three great battles of Somebody Gets Powers, Helicopter Parenting, and Fun with Murder. Hear more from Alli at chirpradio.org

    28. C.H.U.D. vs. Star Wars: The Clone Wars

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 67:06


    Justin James is so NOT nerdy that he gets laid at least six times while judging the battles of Cult Classic?, Lupita Nyong’o, and Limited By Its Rating/Unnecessarily High Rating.

    27. Castaway vs. NCIS: Los Angeles

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 77:20


    The great Sophia Zolan takes time off from her dignified position of Best Person Ever to judge the battles of Everywhere in LA Takes 20 Minutes, Dentistry, and I’d Like to Watch with Grandma.

    26. The Mask vs. Glee

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 79:59


    Did someone order judgements? Because Pizza Prince Hans Kulla-Mader delivers them for the battles of John Denver, Aged the Worst, and Loved It But Don’t Really Want to See It Ever Again. Get your tickets to see Hans doing standup 2/29/20 right here: https://nightout.com/events/standupthe-malibu-playhouse/2-29-2020/tickets

    25. The Empire Strikes Back vs. Farscape

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 77:23


    Jessica Singer, mirthful master of muppet knowledge, deigns to pay attention to science fiction long enough to judge the battles of Muppets, STFU, and Sexiest.

    24. Blue Velvet vs. The Joy of Painting

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 82:18


    Eager to defend his title of First Guest of this podcast, Jon Morrow returns to judge the battles of Red, White, & Blue, Do It Yourself, and The First Time You Saw Your Dad Naked Feeling.

    23. Die Hard vs. Star Trek

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 61:13


    The Month Man himself, Scott Malkovsky, rains his punny judgement down on the battles of Biggest Pop Culture Impact, Coolest Outfit, and Best Single Word.

    22. The Boondock Saints vs. Miami Vice

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2019 69:18


    Aquatic comedy queen Adri Diaz wields a fresh trident of judgment over the battles of Drug Deal, Most Uncomfortable to Watch on a Flight Sans Plane Crash, and Gravy Boat.

    21. Blood Diamond vs. Singing in the Rainforest

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2019 85:36


    Left-handed Laughmaster Tommy Wakefield haunts the battlefield, trapped in this plane of existence, until he has judged the rounds of Rainforest, Shiniest, and Most Uncomfortable to Watch on a Flight, Sans Plane Crash.

    20. Synecdoche, New York vs. Parks and Recreation

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 69:22


    Power judge Jack Michelle gives the news about the battles Breathability, Don’t Be So Hard on Yourself, and Roles Nic Cage Should Have Played.

    19. Transformers: Age of Extinction vs. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 71:09


    Sam Lindsey, the Commander of Cool, chugs a mocha and slams a taco while judging the battles of Most Problematic, Worst Product Placement, and Wouldn’t Want to Watch with My Parents for Reasons Other Than the Sex Scene.

    18. The Social Network vs. Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2019 78:58


    Kurt Steinmuller, Tortoise King of the Los Angeles area, comes out of his shell to judge the battles of DIY Project, Most Passive Aggressive, and Great Anti-Hero.

    17. Labyrinth vs. Breaking Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 67:13


    The duchess of precise baking measurements, Sam Perpignand, exerts her delicious influence over the battles of Ragtag Friendship or Inappropriate Love Pair, Drug-Fueled, and The Scene from Something About Mary with the Cum in the Hair.

    16. Justice League vs. Bones

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 73:46


    The scrumptious lord of laughter, Landon Hughes, brings his practiced judging skills to the battles of Makes You Want to Leave the House, Most Unnecessary Use of Special Effects, and Barftastic. Bones head a-splode: http://www.the13thfloor.tv/2017/04/26/nsfw-when-did-tv-get-so-gross/

    15. Her vs. RuPaul’s Drag Race

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2019 99:54


    Bard, minstrel, and jester Richard Rosenthal balances the musical scales of justice to choose carefully a winner for the battles of Visual Dessert, Pinkest, and Technical Accuracy. Article by Durga Chew-Bose: https://hazlitt.net/feature/lonely-palette-economy-colour-spike-jonzes-her

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    14. The Little Mermaid vs. Man v. Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 70:09


    Kate Kennedy, who unfairly has more than one interesting thing about her, wields a fiery sword of truth to cut out the true shape of victory in the battles of Most Optimal Use of Shellfish, I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying, and Most Likely to Give You Acid Reflux. Shelby’s research: https://www.mashed.com/46905/untold-truth-man-v-food/

    13. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift vs. Home Improvement

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2019 76:08


    Robyn Lee, a mystical being who exists outside of time, simultaneously calls out injustices committed against language and selects the winning champion for the battles of Death-Defying Feats, Most Lack of Understanding of How Actual Humans Interact, and Applies Drywall for the Soul. About the Twilight baseball scene: https://www.vulture.com/2018/11/twilight-movie-anniversary-vampire-baseball-scene.html

    12. There’s Something About Mary vs. Xena: Warrior Princess

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 73:26


    Beautiful beefcake Julian Stern doesn’t need a degree from Preschool University to astutely judge the battles of The 90s, The Sound of Music, and Best Masturbation. Xena fanfiction excerpt from: https://www.autostraddle.com/fan-fiction-friday-10-xena-fan-fiction-to-get-your-chakram-going/ Julian’s website: http://www.julianmstern.com

    11. Finding Dory vs. Bojack Horseman

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 74:44


    Kyle Rehl, Mr. Super Busy himself, takes time out of his wacky schedule to judge the battles of Talking Animals, Saltiest, and Most Politically Charged.

    10. The Hangover vs. Rick and Morty

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 95:00


    The venerable Krista Patterson uses her witchy princess powers to judge the battles of Man Problems, Cocaine… That Is All, and Best Meme Fodder. Minor spoilers for the movie Mother!

    09. Titanic vs. Riverdale

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 68:11


    Seasoned pop culture warrior Harpal Khosla smites evildoers while delivering swift justice in the battles of Best Teen Heartthrob Vibes, Farts, But, Like, Not Very Smelly Farts, and Reminds Me of Childhood Anxieties.

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