Corrupting the Kids

Why would we kick pigs, you ask? Could it be some kind of special reunion? Only the folks in the kid's chair can answer that. So, you'll just have to ask Geoff, J and Ross. Maybe they can tell ya.

Patrick's back with more tales of geekery, including cardboard art, Megacon and strange Canadian cartoons.

I predict you're gonna enjoy this episode. Or, rather, Libby predicts; she's the psychic here.

After months of telling jokes elsewhere, Tony's back in the studio with new jokes just for you! On this episode, the jokes revolve around guest customs around the globe.

So, apparently, both Libby and Mickey are "Electric People." And Jacki did some research so she could talk semi-intelligently about it. And SO WE DID. They? Pronouns are hard.

We're back after a super-long, super-sick hiatus. Sorry about that, but we made up for it with a super-fun episode, Libby's back in the kid's chair and we're talking about being bullied at work. It sucks. Take it from one (or two) who knows.

This weekend, we met a fella so interesting, we had him into the studio immediately. (Well, about 8 hours later.) Take a listen to this fabulous episode with producer-extraordinaire, Nick!

Today we talked about Gone Girl, the movie that was robbed of Academy Award nominations.

Patrick's back in the kid's seat and he wants to talk Fantastic Four. Specifically, the new preview for the new science-fiction-y movie. Wanna hear our thoughts? LISTEN!

Listen to this episode and then let's all go roller-skating!

Alma is young. Alma is passionate. Alma is political. Alma is smart. Most importantly, Alma sat in the kid's chair this episode. Listen to her youthful wisdom. 

Libby's back! And, before this episode, we did a little drink taste-test. We didn't get too sloppy, cause we had to record an episode all about our best drinking memories.

Tony's in the middle of, like, one billion comedy contests. But the focus of this episode was the Superbowl. Okay, not really. It was just being silly. We did debut a new game though!

It's a chick-centric show, but we don't talk about chick things. Instead, we do our best to dissect Serial. Haven't listened yet? Get thee to iTunes.

This is one of the girliest episodes ever, in the absolute best way possible. We don't talk about dresses and makeup and boys and love and shit, though ... we talk about periods.

The Golden Globes were Sunday. You know who's absolutely giddy about that? Jacki. She strong-armed Mickey and Kari into talking about the show with her. Wheeeee!

Libby's back! No more soccer talk this time, we talked foooood, glorious food. More specifically, we talked Yelp! Libby's an elite and we're kinda jealous.

So ... Tony likes country music now? It is a new year after all. Stranger things have happened.

It's a new year! And with that comes resolutions or goals or ideas of shit we want to get done. What're yours?

We were at dinner tonight and D said she could write her whole blog. I didn't write any of it down, but it went something like this: "Sitting in the kid's chair is the wonderful and amazing D. She doesn't talk ghetto on command ... at least not on mic."

For the first episode of the new year, we have Orlando tastemaker (mighty delicious tastes, I might add) Francis Biondi sitting in the kids' chair. We talked food, as if you expected otherwise.

Y'all! Kari's back and this is the first time she's ventured out of her house in a week or so. So listen to this episode so that she doesn't become a hermit.

This time we have two guests in the kid chair. To be fair, we didn't make them both sit in the same chair. But even if we did, they'd probably be okay. They're that much of a team.

Over here at the CtK Studios, we want to wish you the happiest of holidays. And we have a post-Christmas gift for you! A brand new episode with funny person, Marie!

Today, Jacki has a little fan girl moment. One of her favorite Central Florida artists is sitting in the kid's chair. So, of course, we talk art.

It's a Christmas week miracle! We have another new kid in the studio! Our intention was to talk about Orlando City Soccer, but we got kind of (okay, a lot) distracted.

Nos is back and he's in pain. Or he was. But hopefully he won't be tomorrow. LAUGH.

You guys, we have a real, live burlesque star in the studio for this episode. So, guess what we talked about?

Another Monday, another new kid. This time welcome Patrick, super-talented artist, into the studio. In case your couldn't tell by listening, we had a freaking blast.

You guys, guess what? We have another new kid in the studio! Say hello to Fred, one of the awesomest former-marines we know.

Kari's back! Welcome her back! Say hello again to Kari! We talk about getting obsessed with things on this episode.

Another new episode, another new kid in the studio. Meet local funny fella, lover of Steely Dan, Alex. We have no real topic this episode, instead meandering though such fascinations as White People Food, Squeaky Wheelism and aggressive bushes.

Sorry we've been gone so long. There was, like, this holiday and stuff and we decided to celebrate it by drinking too much warm butterbeer. But seriously, that sh*t is off the wand. You know what else is off the wand? Our brand new guest kid, Alma. She even sang her own damn theme song.

Give us some good gift ideas for significant others. GO!

How sanctity-y-ish can marriage really be if Manson goes through with his latest plans? Discuss. We did! Listen.

It's the case of the disappearing and reappearing actors!!!!!

Why the hell is all the Christmas stuff out already?! Did the stores forget about Thanksgiving?! Looks like it!

What's your driving fast song? What about your yellin' at bitches in traffic song?

TRICK OR TREAT? This episode is an all-girl treat. No doubt.

THERE'S A CANADIAN IN THE STUDIO!!!!!

Did you know there are no pumpkins involved the the actual making of pumpkin spice flavored stuff? No? Idiot.

So, Adam Sandler inked a deal with Netflix and Tony had tubes just hanging out of him at one point. LIFE.

How'd you learn about the birds and the bees? Good experience? Bad experience? Tell us! It's only fair, cause we told you!

Kari's getting inked, y'all! We talk about her new tattoo and just tattoos in general. And other stuff.

SNL, rah, rah, rah! Bill Hader, rah, rah, rah! Leslie Jones, rah, rah, rah! Don't know who she is? LOOK HER UP. She's a funny bitch.

Seuss is, apparently, supposed to be pronounced like "Juice." This is just one fun Seuss fact you'll learn on this episode.

So this episode is awkward. Our topic is airline travel, but we talk about third boobs, goofy robots and more.

Kari's back! And on this episode, we find out her the answer to her big decision: the 404 or the 407.

This episode is not exactly what it appears to be. Well, unless you perceive it to be funny, endearing and awesome with an amazing host, fantastic producer, and stellar guest kid. Then you would be perfectly correct. On this episode, Mickey, Jasmine, and Jacki discuss perceptions and how they can affect our  daily lives.

Words go here talking about stuff.