Dana Cortez Show Podcast

You're in a new relationship do you scrub the ex from the timeline or do you leave it there because you. lived it? Plus another Kardashian kid is about to step into the spotlight. 

Grandma Bernie is giving us all the keys on how to live a long healthy life! Plus DCS tell us how Baby Bash hooked up all his renters for Christmas and talks about the "golden ratio" which tell us what is considered beautiful and who is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood by the "golden ratio' standard.  

He actually invites Auto to be a part of his White men married to Latinas support group. Christopher Paul Anthony Distefano is an American stand-up comedian who got his start on MTV's Guy Code and Girl Code. His first hour-long special, Chris Distefano: Size 38 Waist, premiered on Comedy Central in 2019. His second special, Speshy Weshy, debuted on Netflix in May 2022. Both specials are popular on streaming platforms and he has a large following on Patreon. Distefano is known for his warm energy and poking fun at himself and the world. 

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" story David and Sharon Shoos went to Mexico and left behind their kids ages 9 and 4 unsupervised! You have to hear this story to believe it! Plus DCS talks Diddy response to the 50 Cent documentary on his life, cold remedies for Anthony and DCS plays "Who's Lying" with a listener. 

Auto found a new way to test whether you are heading for divorce or not. Its an easy test you can do with your partner!  Plus DCS talks biggest baby names of 2025, the new Diddy documentary that was produced by 50 Cent and Amy Schumer's weight loss. 

It's the holiday season and you're probably wasting your time waiting around for you ex! DCS talks to a man that needs to move on! Plus DCS talks to Seer Mari who gives a listener a reading and gives the rest of us a spiritual forecast for the week. 

Breaking up is hard but it gets even more complicated when you live together. Plus DCS talks with Seer Mari and gets our spiritual forecast for the week. 

With Kids! How would you handle something like that? The betrayal!  You have to hear the story! Plus DCS talks about a woman who lived to be 117 years old and how she did it. 

Its almost Turkey day so DCS is debating whats the best side dish! Plus DCS talks grocery costs and deals, Auto getting scammed and Eminem is suing!

It must of just slipped his mind! Plus DCS talks Diddy's holiday meal and Dana & Anthony being on Bar Rescue. 

DCS talks Kris Jenner's new look? She looks like a new person. Dana gives us the cost, the docs and the kind of face lift she got. Plus DCS talks Dana's bloody head injury, a shark attack on a kid and Ariana Grande's big announcement

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" DCS tells us the story of Joel Guy Jr. and what he did to his parents to go after their life insurance money. Plus DCS talks Britney Spears hanging with the Kardashians, Six9's scary home invasion and  DCS plays "Who's Lying" with a listener. 

DCS opens the phone lines to hear all the dating horror stories you can handle! Plus DCS talks the new Selena documentary, Ariana Grande being attacked and the new Dr. Seuss book. 

You ever have the person who invites you to eat and then they say they had. a big breakfast? 

Zainab Johnson is an American stand-up comedian, actress and podcaster. She debuted her comedy album in 2016, her half-hour television special in 2018 and her hour-long streaming TV special in 2023. Johnson was the winner of ABFF's inaugural Comedy Wings competition in 2013 and was a contestant on NBC's competition TV show Last Comic Standing in 2014. Variety listed her in its '10 Comics to Watch for 2019'.[2] She is known for her role as Aleesha on the Prime Video series Upload (2020–25), as a voice actor on YouTube Original series Tab Time (2021–22), and as co-host of Netflix series 100 Humans (2020).

In todays "Down in the DM" Breakdown DCS talks to a couple that is going through it because she won't support his dream to be a full time musician. Can you be with someone who doesn't support your dreams?

In todays "Parents Court" DCS discusses the dozens of instances that children and young adults have hurt themselves after trying to use AI as a therapist with some AI going as far as telling kids to commit suicide. Plus DCS talks  car troubles and the release of the Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer. 

He said her wearing PJs is why he is talking to other women! Plus DCS gives an update on their cat, tell us what a "super taster" is and talks Grammy nominations. 

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" DCS discusses a woman who mysteriously went missing 62 years ago. You won't believe where she has been this whole time. Plus DCS gives an update of their cat's jewels, pasta/baby food recalls and plays "Who's Lying" w/ a DCS listener.  

DCS brings on a listener who has been married for 44 years and gives us some gems on how to keep the flame going. Plus DCS talks Anthony's first Quince, subscription fatigue and Kim K Bar exam results. 

Or maybe just a little Stitious? (Office Reference) DCS is talking things they are superstitious about and takes some calls on listeners superstitions. Plus DCS talks about how Dana and Auto's cat is full of surprises, the new Michael Jackson biopic and Sydney Sweeney is getting punched in the face and she loves it. 

People Magazine has chosen the worlds most sexiest man. Does DCS agree? Who do they think should have won? Plus food deals for Thanksgiving, Jelly Roll getting harassed at Louis Vuitton and Sza weighs in on the Drake and Kendrick beef. 

In todays Down in the DM Breakdown DCS talks to a couple that has been together for a minute now but he still has dating apps on his phone. Is she justified in going through his phone cause of the apps? Plus DCS talks Tom Brady cloning his dog. Is that weird?

Gen Z is handling break ups different than we did. Do you think every company would go for this after getting dumped? Plus DCS talks messy partners, a person gaining his eye sight back after 20 years and who would Cardi B rather get stuck in an elevator with Donald Trump or Taylor Swift?

DCS has a hilarious convo with headlining comedian Paul Virzi about Auto being a jerk, Fantasy Football and his show TONIGHT at Punchline Houston Comedy club. 

In todays "Crazy Crime of Passion" DCS discusses a case that had them all floored. This little girl went through so much but still was able to help bring her Mother's k*ller to justice. Plus DCS plays "Who's Lying" with a listener, talks the KD interview with Bobbi Altoff, and ASAP Rocky gushes over being a girl Dad. 

You spend a lot of time at work, maybe enough time to get a work wife/hubby. Are you okay with your partner hanging with their work wife/hubby outside of work? Plus DCS asks if it's okay to tell your partner someone else is hot?

If there is one thing DC is passionate about its her shopping! Dana talks about buying off Facebook and other sites. Are they safe? Do you always get what you paid for? Plus DCS talks to Seer Mari who gives us all our spiritual reading for the week. 

In today's "Down in the DM" breakdown DCS talks to a couple that is having problems after she found out that he might be talking to someone else. He blames her for his indiscretions. Plus DCS talks HALLOWEEN and Chupacabras!

Dr. Franco and other world renown surgeons help women, men and children with reconstructive surgery. Listen to find out if you or someone you love qualifies.  

We started by talking about Halloween decorations and then DCS got some calls from religious ppl who do not celebrate Halloween for religious purposes. The convo got interesting! Plus DCS talks about kids getting things stuck in the their nose, Luigi Mangione new music taste and Ariana Grande changed her hair, is she making a life change?

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" story we have a happy ending! This little girl did whatever she had to do to get away from her kidnapper! Plus DCS talks Justin Bieber take on relationships, the new Whitehouse Ballroom and another update on how Dana's Mom is doing after her cancer surgery. 

DCS talks to listeners about loaning money to family. Plus DCS gives an update on Dana's Mom's cancer, bargain shopping for Halloween, and did Kim K pass the Bar exam?

Oh the places Down in the DM take us. Is it cheating? Plus DCS talks JLo's first husband airing her out and we get our spiritual reading from Seer Mari. 

It's Halloween time and that means lots of free candy for the kids. People in Santa Fe, Texas found pins and needles in the candy at a recent Halloween parade. What are you doing to check your kids candy?

In today's Down in the DM Breakdown DCS talks to a couple that keeps going through the vicious cycle of break up to make up. Is she finally done with him? Plus DCS talks Diddy being held at knife point in jail and Dana's Mom's cancer surgery. 

Dana is out here trying to hook people up! Are you that friend? Is it ok to help Anthony's ex find someone new? Plus DCS talks about the great key debacle, whats going on with MT and how Jelly Roll lost 200 pounds!

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" story DCS hears how Kara Robinson was actually able to outsmart her would be killer and escape his clutches. Plus DCS talks Trump possibly pardoning Diddy, Dana's toilet mishap and peanut allergies are they real??

Who didn't want to be in the Guinness Book of World Records? After you hear DCS stories you will want it! Plus DCS talks protest pee by Auto and Dana's cat, the dangers of Tik Tok news, and the jewelry heist that happened in France. 

The relationship was going great so he bought her gifts. Now that it's over does she need to give them back? Plus DCS talks big first jobs, Seer Mari gives us a spiritual reading and Justin Bieber showed up to the carne asada. 

Stand up comedian Jose Not Juan sits down with DCS to talk all things comedy. 

In today's "Down in the DM" breakdown DCS talks about partners who meet you one way and now they want you to act entirely different!

In today's Parents Court DCS talks about how to handle an emergency from choking to a fire. Plus DCS talks Kevin Federline's new book and him coming after Britney Spears. 

DCS is telling and listening to all the different reactions men had to the news of becoming a Father. Plus DCS talks hygiene and the smells it leads too, Auto's trip to China and the passing of R&B legend D'Angelo.

In toady's "Crazy Crime of Passion" a Mother decides to take action when she felt like the school wasn't doing enough to protect her child. Plus DCS talks about nursing homes that offer free room and board to college kids, Cardi B's kids, and some hispanic heritage facts. 

All the tea will be spilt today! Plus DCS talks about a woman who gets paid 50k to name your baby. 

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion"  DCS tell us the story of what has to be the worst StepMom of all time. Plus DCS talks Auto being in China, JLo talking about Ben again and plays "Who's Lying" with a DCS listener. 

Dana breaks down how a woman in Spain was able to make it to 117 years old. Her diet was one of the biggest driving factors on how she lived so long. Plus DCS talks to Seer Mari who does a reading for a listener, talks Diddy's sentencing and why is Kim K is suing Ray J?

Martin Amini is an American stand-up comedian whose material has centered around his experiences growing up in America with immigrant parents from mixed cultural backgrounds. Amini is the founder of Room 808. Named one of the best comedy clubs in D.C. by The Washington Post. Amini is known for his crowd work and is considered to be the cupid of stand-up comedy a title he attributes to the inspiration he draws from his own marriage.

We had a Mom call in who had a daughter that was groomed and almost abducted by a man she meet on Roblox! Plus DCS talks admitting you were wrong to a partner and Mariah Carey is going grunge?

In todays "Down in the DM Breakdown" everyone was caught off guard by the surprise! How does he react and how did you react to the BIG news? Plus DCS talks Auto going to China with the NBA, Taylor Swift's new album and a cheese thief!