Expectations: A Podcast By Kwesi

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I release new music and share my thoughts which are at best idiotic Support the show 'Expectations' here https://bit.ly/2WuwOTt Follow @_KwesiK on Instagram Follow @kwesi_kankam on Twitter Produced by Kwesi Kankam Sound Editing by Kwesi Kankam More info at www.kwesikankam.us Music by Kwes…

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    • Apr 26, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 21m AVG DURATION
    • 46 EPISODES


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    Powhatan

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2024 14:51


    Smitten Kitten

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2024 9:25


    An episode from Expectations circa 2019...please excuse all profanity..... nothing in this episode is factual more along the lines of one offs and skip passses.

    American Apathy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 15:28


    Violence and cursing, bomb noises, and clips from cornell west, briahna joy gray, and julian assange i do not own those they're just for demo purposes... Enjoy!

    Father and Son

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 20:31


    somehting about 2025 but from 2019

    QUARANTINE

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2024 14:00


    for demo purposes only, graphic, sad shit.

    JUMP!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 4:40


    contains bad shit

    CRAPITALISM!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2024 14:12


    Shortened episode. Enjoy!

    Brain Fog

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 10:09


    LA is overrunning with pirates from all corners, no one is safe. To combat this, The Puppeteers decide to take matters into their own hands by hiring Dr. Fauci to extract the foggy symptoms from the virus and distributing it to the pirates in order to quell their pillaging! This Episode is brought to you by: www.sheathunderwear.com USE PROMO CODE: kwesi For 20% off at checkout everything else at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/lifeiskwesi instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

    Cow 17

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022 17:30


    Factory farming and the music industry complex on this exciting episode of Life is Kwesi. This Episode is brought to you by: www.sheathunderwear.com USE PROMO CODE: kwesi For 20% off at checkout everything else at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/lifeiskwesi instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

    Suburbs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 7:45


    This Episode is brought to you by: www.sheathunderwear.com USE PROMO CODE: kwesi For 20% off at checkout everything else at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/lifeiskwesi instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

    Pain Olympics!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 34:11


    Majoring in Tik Tok, School vs. Prisons, Kyle Rittenhouse, Dr. Cornell West and Oatmilk on this exciting episode of Life is Kwesi. This Episode is brought to you by: www.sheathunderwear.com USE PROMO CODE: kwesi For 20% off at checkout everything else at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/lifeiskwesi instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

    Soon Li Got Pregnant

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2021 17:20


    The US Armed Forces are looking to retrieve an ancient artifact that is responsible for world domination and prosperity... The only catch, it's in China. Enjoy! #AsainLivesMatter This Episode is brought to you by: www.sheathunderwear.com USE PROMO CODE: kwesi For 20% off at checkout everything else at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/lifeiskwesi instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

    99% Effective & Legit!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 18:56


    Golden Globes, LeBron Vs. Zlatan, Valentine's Day, Run DMC, Joe Biden is Hilarious, and US Imperialism on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. Thank You To Our Sponsor: Sheath Underwear https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ Promo Code: kwesi for 20% off everything else at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/lifeiskwesi instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

    Tom Brady!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 17:26


    Super Bowl 55 and Tom Brady being sus, 6ix9ine, #FreeBritney and also we're going to MAARRSSS on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi.

    Black Bachelor!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 16:53


    Pandering to African Americans, James Harden on the Nets, Donald Trump catfishing his own base, Karen's, and of course the inauguration of Joey B on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us

    Employee Discounts!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 12:15


    Double standards, employee discounts, and referees not getting the praise they need on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us

    Jump!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2020 18:35


    Kwanzaa, Defense Contractors, and side boob on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

    No Cap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 30:10


    Thanksgiving, Science, and modern day street slang on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

    You Stupid American

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 23:55


    Election results featuring The Puppeteer, spreading love and equality and the Hyundai workplace on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

    Rock The Goat

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 7:05


    Goating, Trump Has Covid, and Should You Vote Yes on Prop 12 on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

    Super Cuck

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 13:36


    Voting, elections, airplanes & cuckolding on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

    QAnon vs. Antifa

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 34:56


    Listen to the Science, Not the President. I would argue listen to neither like your life depends on it. This episode Life is Kwesi talks perception vs. reality and over at Q-Camp the gang decides to host a science fair with the help of some fellow crisis actors to help hype the event. That is up until Antifa and QAnon decide to crash that party. Enjoy! Episode @ 0:18 Monologue @ 14:00 Follow me on SOCIALS (for now) everything at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

    Warmart

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 35:16


    From the Invasion of Afghanistan to the Spanish-American War, USA has been playing nothing but the hits for almost two centuries!! While Congress passes law after law but nothings getting better, Q-Camp is getting a much needed lesson on bipartisanship. Meanwhile the Overlord and Darryl try to fit in with the rest of the elites as they shop at WarMart. Episode @ 0:18 Monologue @ 17:18 Follow me on SOCIALS (for now) https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi everything at kwesi.us

    Russian Bot Kanye

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 34:59


    The Thought Police are in full swing this season. Q-camp is turned upside down with the new regulations on words you may or may not use. But Kanye is hosting a rally tonight! #Kanye2020. But is it Kanye, or is this cyber terrorism at it's finest. #FreeTerryCrews #FreeJKRowling. Enjoy! @ 1:48 Episode start @ 20:20 Monologue Follow me on SOCIALS (for now) https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi & PATREON https://www.patreon.com/lifeiskwesi?fan_landing=true everything at kwesi.us

    Small Fury Animals' Lives Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2020 39:45


    Statues beware! The BLM protests are stretching far and wide, hitting a local autonomous zone near you! Property owners are worried but as long as they show solidarity, their businesses or homes should be okay. Meanwhile white guilt consulting is making bank off frantic residents eager to show their down for the cause. But everyone’s down for the cause. It’s illegal not to be. Behind all these powers at play, of course the overlords are making sure the race fires are stoked. Let’s just hope they don’t go too far. Enjoy! @ 00:23 Episode start @16:42 Monologue Follow me on SOCIALS (for now) https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi & PATREON https://www.patreon.com/lifeiskwesi?fan_landing=true

    #Apocalypse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2020 24:32


    Earth is on its final leg and the overlords can sense it. It’s time to enact the age old prophecy of the Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse. But when they arrive on Earth they fall fall in love with social media. (Yikes no one can escape it!) Let’s see if they can stay on task and finish what they came to to do or go viral on the wonderfully famous app: Tik Tok. Enjoy! Episode @ 0:25 Monologue @ 14:32 Follow me on SOCIALS(for now) https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi + @_kwesik (for music) & PATREON https://www.patreon.com/lifeiskwesi?fan_landing=true

    Bricks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2020 33:50


    The protests have reached the kids at Q-Camp and tensions are rising. Luckily they’re allowed to peacefully protest, let's just hope they can keep it that way. Meanwhile the local police forces are teaming up for the big day and will do ANYTHING to make sure these riots remain peaceful. Behind all these powers at play, of course the overlords are making sure these riots aren’t ever taken seriously. But let’s hope they are! Enjoy! @ 00:32 Episode start @17:28 Monologue Follow me on SOCIALS(for now) https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi + @_kwesik (for music) & PATREON https://www.patreon.com/lifeiskwesi?fan_landing=true

    The Algorithm

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2020 27:30


    In this continuation of the last episode where Jerry and Finn explore the outsides of the Q-Camp, we dive deep into corporate media controlling narratives and being in general a big buzz kill for information. We talk about the illuminati (duh!), we talk about Adrenachrome and those weird blood sacrifices they be doing. Nothing makes sense. That's the theme of the show and especially this episode. Enjoy @0:30 Intro @3:00 Mark defines algorithm @7:20 Episode Starts @24:40 Episode Recap Follow me on SOCIALS(for now because they are pure eviL) https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi + @_kwesik (for music) & PATREON https://www.patreon.com/lifeiskwesi?fan_landing=true

    666 feet

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 31:06


    6 feet this and 6 feet that. Out of all the numbers in the world, why that one? I’m not implying anything sinister about anyone sinister :) S my D I share stories of me falling in and out of love with cannabis, traveling to the beach, and my constant inability to follow rules. Thanks for listening and your support! Enjoy.

    Grimoire

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 36:05


    ON this solocast I look at the study on water done by Masaru Emoto and see what his implications may have said for society and the corporate media machine at large. More info on Masaru's experiments here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moz82i89JAw Enjoy!

    Quarantine Love Child

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2020 34:24


    Hats off to our heroes on the frontline during this pandemic. Enjoy! Thanks for your support. Episode starts @19:00 min

    The journey N-Word

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 18:10


    Who can say the N word? The Hip-hop community, main stream America, and the NCAAP sure can’t figure it out. So this episode, with a little help from a magical Wishing Well that reveals alternative realities , we’re tackling the impossible. We're tackling the N word. Enjoy!

    Don't Ask Just Mask

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2020 13:52


    Deep dive into what it means to be me. Topics we cover: - How you handle anything is how you handle everything -How to roll a spliff -shouldn't judge people in a pandemic -coffeeshops being assholes Thanks for your continuous support :) www.patreon.com/lifeiskwesi

    (())

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 19:56


    A wild look into the misbalanced and abusive patriarchy we find ourselves in today crossed with adult internet porn usage. wowzer!!! Enjoy!

    Welcome to Antarctica

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 13:11


    The boys find a magical death whistle showing them the way to all the truth they'll probably ever want to see again! Try and keep up on this magical ride through Antarctica and onwards inside planet Earth where you won't believe what's inside. Enjoy!

    N.E.W.S.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2020 13:19


    Wild ride into the truth behind the 24 hour news cycle told my your favorite baristas Trey and Rey!! Enjoy!

    Out of Örbits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2020 22:14


    Just in case there's a war and no more Sunday Jan 12th :) Holy fuck! Have you ever looked at an umlaut ("O" with the two dots)  it looks like a scared/surprised emoji right?! So imagine that with Outer Space! Imagine it's the future and the biggest volcano just errupted! And everyone, not just the super rich, are moving out of Earth and taking orbit in outer space. Imagine Space getting congested. Bumper to bumper traffic. What a place to live.  Enjoy!

    The Deplorables

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 22:26


    It’s a special holiday season this year so why not introduce your new liberal-leaning partner to your full-on MAGA family full of climate-denying renegade storm troopers. There shouldn’t be any mixups there at all :) let’s have a good time from ideas on socialism, and if welfare actually works, to big government and the never ending war this episode will surely piss someone off and prevent me from working at CNN or FOX news. Happy holidays & Enjoy!

    (Dating) Life In Area 51

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 22:54


    Tucker the Alien is fed up with the dating scene in Area 51. Meanwhile Facebook is hosting a meeting to visit Area 51 to ‘see them aliens’. Enjoy!

    Walt Disney

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2019 28:35


    basically it's the year 2030 and Walt Disney and all his subsidiaries have completely taken over the world. Enjoy! Song: "Mistakes Of My Youth" Available Here https://lowly.ffm.to/kwesi-momy

    Powhatan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2019 19:49


    I talk about cowboys & indians & ipads. Enjoy!

    God

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2019 25:38


    Basically I talk about vibrators, porn, and texting God. Enjoy! 

    Daddy's Got Your Bursar Bill

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2019 18:18


    Basically I talk about the sick & twisted ponzi-scheme that is higher education in America, I share a song produced by Glashaus, and talk about cordial terrorism. Bon Appétit!

    Terms and Conditioning

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2019 27:52


    basically i go on about social media, talk about the bachelorette, and make up a commercial with Guy Fieri . Enjoy!

    Good For Nothin' Artsy Fartsy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2019 19:29


    Basically I talk about how f***ked the music industry is and how big labels, big managers etc take advantage of talented artist who don't know themselves quite yet. Enjoy!

    Shower

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019 16:40


    I basically talk with my therapist about life maintenance and compare myself to Tiffany Haddish.  song produced by Glashaus. Enjoy!

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