Expectations: A Podcast By Kwesi

An episode from Expectations circa 2019...please excuse all profanity..... nothing in this episode is factual more along the lines of one offs and skip passses.

Violence and cursing, bomb noises, and clips from cornell west, briahna joy gray, and julian assange i do not own those they're just for demo purposes... Enjoy!

somehting about 2025 but from 2019

for demo purposes only, graphic, sad shit.

contains bad shit

Shortened episode. Enjoy!

LA is overrunning with pirates from all corners, no one is safe. To combat this, The Puppeteers decide to take matters into their own hands by hiring Dr. Fauci to extract the foggy symptoms from the virus and distributing it to the pirates in order to quell their pillaging! This Episode is brought to you by: www.sheathunderwear.com USE PROMO CODE: kwesi For 20% off at checkout everything else at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/lifeiskwesi instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

Factory farming and the music industry complex on this exciting episode of Life is Kwesi. This Episode is brought to you by: www.sheathunderwear.com USE PROMO CODE: kwesi For 20% off at checkout everything else at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/lifeiskwesi instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

This Episode is brought to you by: www.sheathunderwear.com USE PROMO CODE: kwesi For 20% off at checkout everything else at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/lifeiskwesi instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

Majoring in Tik Tok, School vs. Prisons, Kyle Rittenhouse, Dr. Cornell West and Oatmilk on this exciting episode of Life is Kwesi. This Episode is brought to you by: www.sheathunderwear.com USE PROMO CODE: kwesi For 20% off at checkout everything else at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/lifeiskwesi instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

The US Armed Forces are looking to retrieve an ancient artifact that is responsible for world domination and prosperity... The only catch, it's in China. Enjoy! #AsainLivesMatter This Episode is brought to you by: www.sheathunderwear.com USE PROMO CODE: kwesi For 20% off at checkout everything else at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/lifeiskwesi instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

Golden Globes, LeBron Vs. Zlatan, Valentine's Day, Run DMC, Joe Biden is Hilarious, and US Imperialism on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. Thank You To Our Sponsor: Sheath Underwear https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ Promo Code: kwesi for 20% off everything else at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/lifeiskwesi instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

Super Bowl 55 and Tom Brady being sus, 6ix9ine, #FreeBritney and also we're going to MAARRSSS on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi.

Pandering to African Americans, James Harden on the Nets, Donald Trump catfishing his own base, Karen's, and of course the inauguration of Joey B on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us

Double standards, employee discounts, and referees not getting the praise they need on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us

Kwanzaa, Defense Contractors, and side boob on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

Thanksgiving, Science, and modern day street slang on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

Election results featuring The Puppeteer, spreading love and equality and the Hyundai workplace on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

Goating, Trump Has Covid, and Should You Vote Yes on Prop 12 on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

Voting, elections, airplanes & cuckolding on this exciting new episode of Life is Kwesi. everything at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

Listen to the Science, Not the President. I would argue listen to neither like your life depends on it. This episode Life is Kwesi talks perception vs. reality and over at Q-Camp the gang decides to host a science fair with the help of some fellow crisis actors to help hype the event. That is up until Antifa and QAnon decide to crash that party. Enjoy! Episode @ 0:18 Monologue @ 14:00 Follow me on SOCIALS (for now) everything at kwesi.us https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi

From the Invasion of Afghanistan to the Spanish-American War, USA has been playing nothing but the hits for almost two centuries!! While Congress passes law after law but nothings getting better, Q-Camp is getting a much needed lesson on bipartisanship. Meanwhile the Overlord and Darryl try to fit in with the rest of the elites as they shop at WarMart. Episode @ 0:18 Monologue @ 17:18 Follow me on SOCIALS (for now) https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi everything at kwesi.us

The Thought Police are in full swing this season. Q-camp is turned upside down with the new regulations on words you may or may not use. But Kanye is hosting a rally tonight! #Kanye2020. But is it Kanye, or is this cyber terrorism at it's finest. #FreeTerryCrews #FreeJKRowling. Enjoy! @ 1:48 Episode start @ 20:20 Monologue Follow me on SOCIALS (for now) https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi & PATREON https://www.patreon.com/lifeiskwesi?fan_landing=true everything at kwesi.us

Statues beware! The BLM protests are stretching far and wide, hitting a local autonomous zone near you! Property owners are worried but as long as they show solidarity, their businesses or homes should be okay. Meanwhile white guilt consulting is making bank off frantic residents eager to show their down for the cause. But everyone’s down for the cause. It’s illegal not to be. Behind all these powers at play, of course the overlords are making sure the race fires are stoked. Let’s just hope they don’t go too far. Enjoy! @ 00:23 Episode start @16:42 Monologue Follow me on SOCIALS (for now) https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi & PATREON https://www.patreon.com/lifeiskwesi?fan_landing=true

Earth is on its final leg and the overlords can sense it. It’s time to enact the age old prophecy of the Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse. But when they arrive on Earth they fall fall in love with social media. (Yikes no one can escape it!) Let’s see if they can stay on task and finish what they came to to do or go viral on the wonderfully famous app: Tik Tok. Enjoy! Episode @ 0:25 Monologue @ 14:32 Follow me on SOCIALS(for now) https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi + @_kwesik (for music) & PATREON https://www.patreon.com/lifeiskwesi?fan_landing=true

The protests have reached the kids at Q-Camp and tensions are rising. Luckily they’re allowed to peacefully protest, let's just hope they can keep it that way. Meanwhile the local police forces are teaming up for the big day and will do ANYTHING to make sure these riots remain peaceful. Behind all these powers at play, of course the overlords are making sure these riots aren’t ever taken seriously. But let’s hope they are! Enjoy! @ 00:32 Episode start @17:28 Monologue Follow me on SOCIALS(for now) https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi + @_kwesik (for music) & PATREON https://www.patreon.com/lifeiskwesi?fan_landing=true

In this continuation of the last episode where Jerry and Finn explore the outsides of the Q-Camp, we dive deep into corporate media controlling narratives and being in general a big buzz kill for information. We talk about the illuminati (duh!), we talk about Adrenachrome and those weird blood sacrifices they be doing. Nothing makes sense. That's the theme of the show and especially this episode. Enjoy @0:30 Intro @3:00 Mark defines algorithm @7:20 Episode Starts @24:40 Episode Recap Follow me on SOCIALS(for now because they are pure eviL) https://twitter.com/kwesi_kankam instagram.com/lifeiskwesi + @_kwesik (for music) & PATREON https://www.patreon.com/lifeiskwesi?fan_landing=true

6 feet this and 6 feet that. Out of all the numbers in the world, why that one? I’m not implying anything sinister about anyone sinister :) S my D I share stories of me falling in and out of love with cannabis, traveling to the beach, and my constant inability to follow rules. Thanks for listening and your support! Enjoy.

ON this solocast I look at the study on water done by Masaru Emoto and see what his implications may have said for society and the corporate media machine at large. More info on Masaru's experiments here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moz82i89JAw Enjoy!

Hats off to our heroes on the frontline during this pandemic. Enjoy! Thanks for your support. Episode starts @19:00 min

Who can say the N word? The Hip-hop community, main stream America, and the NCAAP sure can’t figure it out. So this episode, with a little help from a magical Wishing Well that reveals alternative realities , we’re tackling the impossible. We're tackling the N word. Enjoy!

Deep dive into what it means to be me. Topics we cover: - How you handle anything is how you handle everything -How to roll a spliff -shouldn't judge people in a pandemic -coffeeshops being assholes Thanks for your continuous support :) www.patreon.com/lifeiskwesi

A wild look into the misbalanced and abusive patriarchy we find ourselves in today crossed with adult internet porn usage. wowzer!!! Enjoy!

The boys find a magical death whistle showing them the way to all the truth they'll probably ever want to see again! Try and keep up on this magical ride through Antarctica and onwards inside planet Earth where you won't believe what's inside. Enjoy!

Wild ride into the truth behind the 24 hour news cycle told my your favorite baristas Trey and Rey!! Enjoy!

Just in case there's a war and no more Sunday Jan 12th :) Holy fuck! Have you ever looked at an umlaut ("O" with the two dots)  it looks like a scared/surprised emoji right?! So imagine that with Outer Space! Imagine it's the future and the biggest volcano just errupted! And everyone, not just the super rich, are moving out of Earth and taking orbit in outer space. Imagine Space getting congested. Bumper to bumper traffic. What a place to live.  Enjoy!

It’s a special holiday season this year so why not introduce your new liberal-leaning partner to your full-on MAGA family full of climate-denying renegade storm troopers. There shouldn’t be any mixups there at all :) let’s have a good time from ideas on socialism, and if welfare actually works, to big government and the never ending war this episode will surely piss someone off and prevent me from working at CNN or FOX news. Happy holidays & Enjoy!

Tucker the Alien is fed up with the dating scene in Area 51. Meanwhile Facebook is hosting a meeting to visit Area 51 to ‘see them aliens’. Enjoy!

basically it's the year 2030 and Walt Disney and all his subsidiaries have completely taken over the world. Enjoy! Song: "Mistakes Of My Youth" Available Here https://lowly.ffm.to/kwesi-momy

I talk about cowboys & indians & ipads. Enjoy!

Basically I talk about vibrators, porn, and texting God. Enjoy! 

Basically I talk about the sick & twisted ponzi-scheme that is higher education in America, I share a song produced by Glashaus, and talk about cordial terrorism. Bon Appétit!

basically i go on about social media, talk about the bachelorette, and make up a commercial with Guy Fieri . Enjoy!

Basically I talk about how f***ked the music industry is and how big labels, big managers etc take advantage of talented artist who don't know themselves quite yet. Enjoy!

I basically talk with my therapist about life maintenance and compare myself to Tiffany Haddish.  song produced by Glashaus. Enjoy!