Girl Wasted

Okay.   I want Honesty, Respect & Loyalty.   Base line.   Shit or Get Off The Fkn Pot, Basically.  I want to give you an insight into what matters, what I think about being around the Grim Reaper, so much so I consider the angel of Death a close personal friend.  Can you get below the surface? What is real, who is genuine? What Do You Value?   This is a more somber and sobering episode. It has been a time.     Take what you need, reach out if you need to!   All the love, Caitlin Speak Soon, Girl Wasted       Twitter: @Girl_Wasted_     Instagram: @Girl_Wasted       Fb: GirlWastedCouture       

Liar, Liar... You know the rest!   In a Lockdown, What Would Jesus DO?    Ever heard as many f. bombs as you do in 50 minutes as you do in the GW Podcast?!   You've heard of the Why guys, but have you ever heard of the "Bi" Guys...? Name Dropping isn't cute, unless I'm the big name you know,   A Healthy Diet & Height will get you on almost any ride.    You Ever returned something without the RECEIPTS?!   Nope, Me Neither.      Been Gin Drunk in Tesco's looking GLAM af? I have.     Don't lose your head, you're one of meny. For ALL The Socials:        Insta : Girl_Wasted            Twitter: @Girl_Wasted_

HAPPY V. DAY Whores! Hope you're staying safe and sane in this trying but sexy time. It's too late for my advice to change the outcome now... but write it down in your notes for a later date ie: Next Valentines x                                                Social Media sure is Social for us!                                     - come meet the Girls & Guy from Crawlers, found through TikTok, of all places!        WE are talking all things fun, femme and the music scene if you are a girl, yes misogyny, we're looking at you!             We recorded over Zoom, don't @ me  - It's a pandemic! All the love and all the chaos & as always can be, found on socials!                   Insta: @Girl_Wasted || TikTok:  @Girl_Wasted || Twitter: @Girl_Wasted_ 

Did you miss me?   I'm back BayBee!  2021, LET's GO!    Wanna Know what I've been up to? Wanna know what I'm working on?   Ever seen a Fish Trend Go Even Further South?   Hide Yo Kids... I swear...Trigger warning for this episode : Death.      Socials:                                                                                                  Insta - @Girl_Wasted          Tik Tok - @Girl_Wasted       Twitter - @Girl_Wasted_          

Here comes some Festive Fun!     I wanna know how this specific situation came around!    We talk about the production, the links, the venues, the missed opportunities and of course STAR SIGNS.    We all know how much astrology means to me!     We also discuss some BIG names, sharing stages & My personal fave, Lewis Capaldi!     "Give it up for Christmas" by The Lutras is available on all streaming and distribution platforms!Get involved as it is for charity!99p(Shelter & Save The Venues!)Follow them on Fb, Twitter & Insta. I'm now on Tik Tok. Follow for more & Don't forget the GW2020 Christmas Present!Insta: @Girl_Wasted               Twitter: @Girl_Wasted_Tik Tok: @Girl_Wasted

Still R rated, just got Peter Greenwood on as a Guest! He's been in Radio for 9 years, had his own show for 3 as of the 6.12.2020 & now can say he's been on Girl Wasted, his 2020 has been pretty remarkable!    Ever wondered what would make January a little more tolerable? What about the difference in your skin? Or has the thought of how you died in a previous life ever haunted you?         Listen to us navigate life, previous guests including the new favourites, DIY Christmas lights, mental health & Pandemic Dating. This is Part 1 of 2, Next Sunday I'll be on The Peter Greenwood Show (Radio show) at 6:15pm (BST) 13th December 2020. Twitter: @Girl_Wasted_                     Instagram : @Girl_Wasted 

What have the Scottish Government been busy doing?   Does Ignorance breed Stigma?    Are there too many trash guys?   Ever been lied to by a man? (I laughed too.)    Ever fxcked so good you need your inhaler?This episode is uncut, enjoy the chaos, live for the bullshit.LABEL YOUR LUBE!                              Twitter:  @Girl_Wasted_     Instagram: @Girl_Wasted

Girl Gang Incoming!Here I am, talking to a total go-getter!Get to know a bit about the Scottish girl, Shona, the creator of Shobee Scribbles, what got her into this new business opportunity, where she draws inspo from, and what being on the News & Radio was like!We get into the signs and heights we won't be dating and drop a lot of Names;- Florence Given, The Slum Flower, Laurie Leather, Jamie Genevieve, Pixie Divine,Half Stitch Bitch & Diet Prada. (Not that we personally know them.. of course!)We discuss fashion industry bullshit and various other stances, Have you ever wanted to know your future?I Recommend the man in the know, if you wanna go. Insta: @Girl_WastedTwitter: @Girl_Wasted_

Guy Fawkes, Jet Black Showers and Train etiquette... Lazy boys, pretty boys and how not to date men, all important things to establish early on in your online dating life, as well as in Real life.  If you get the opportunity to swing a pickle, do it.  How we doing with my psychic prediction and a vaccine for Christmas.                                                                                                                                                                       Look me up on the NEW Patreon: Girl_Wasted - Exclusive Gifts for Subscriptions.Insta for the big announcements: @Girl_Wasted   Twitter for chat : @Girl_Wasted_

I'm getting to know The boys of the Glasgow Alternative Rock/pop band Leaving Bordeaux, Jamie, Louis, Daren, Caleb and the missing link Alex!   This is the longest episode yet, because the banter is just too good!    We talk about our hopes and dream, the myths and legends of Scotland where the boys grew up.   The Names we'd Chose if we lived different lives, our favourite fruits and upcoming Singles!  6.11.2020This Time (No Mistakes) Find them on Instagram, twitter and facebook... With a Glam Rock & Romantic name like "Leaving Bordeaux", they're easy to find. keep an eye for the topics mentioned on Girl Wasted's Instagram, @Girl_Wasted

Let's get into Tradition, how to deal with trick or treaters, the Karen on the Community page and locating the sweet spot.  Ever had a scary set of guys pop out of bushes, skidded onto your arse cheeks or been to an unders or broken a bed?   If you haven't, I have. Episode and y favourite time of year, settle in for a lot of nonsense and Halloween bullshit. oooh, spooky xo Instagram: @Girl_Wasted                          Twitter:  @Girl_Wasted_               TikTok: @Girl_Wasted          

The Rhubarab. Glasgow's own Stoner Doom band, based around Sex, Drugs & Rock N Roll... Kinda like this podcast xoGlasgow is one of the most diverse, interesting music scenes about...Home of the "HERE WE's" and the unreal crowds.   This is The Rhubarb, a group of Glaswegian Musicians coming together and making something special, Michael on the Guitar, Hannah on Vocals & Base, Maguire on Vocals & Jack on the drums.This is a stoner doom band who have a whole lot coming, we get to know them their aspirations and how they may or may not have been frightened to come and join me for a chat!Socials; Instagram @Girl_WastedEverything will be posted there and we're also on Facebook under GirlWastedCoutureTwitter; @Girl_Wasted_

Ever Thought about making a break for it an selling pics?  Ever met a man who didn't own a nail brush?  Ever been taunted by a Plague that has gripped the Nation, if not the World?  Let's get into the tricky business of Fetish and what we all know to be the joke of the Fetish world, pre teen sleepover antics and the first exposure to weird humans and even weirder etiquette. Socials;   Instagram: @Girl_Wasted    Twitter: @Girl_Wasted_

Ever been attacked by a shark?  Been Locked in with CoVid in a public toilet?  Ever Wondered if Annie was okay?  We tackle The Miracle, Surfboards & Being vertically challenged.   This week's episode ( after a short break) is with an After Dark Guest, June Waldenberger, self publish author off "Meditation for Mad Minds"Available on Amazon.   As Always, the socials. Twitter; @Girl_Wasted_& Instagram; @Girl_Wasted

Ever been in need of a cheeky boot booze in the West End?  Ever had a breakup and changed your look?  Ever been squeezed till you can't breathe by a pool tile?!  I have.    I mentioned a stalker before, but here's how, where and when.   There's information to help anyone who needs it on the Instagram, do not be scared to seek help, and look out for yourself. YOU are priority number 1!Love,  Caitlin - Girl Wasted   Insta:  @Girl_Wasted

Let's talk philosophy, the Greeks, the greats and the geographic grime scene that I clearly do not know!  Never the less, 26 Pythagoras the OHIORAPPER, has music out with lil flip; "Virgo" and works tirelessly on his craft.    We get to know him, his drive and his knowledge of zoo animals, the loch ness and thee time I revealed a little too much in Washington DC...   Instagram: @Girl_Wasted 

That is ALWAYS going to be the question.  Time Wasting, tight fisted, rodent-esque people, say no. Don't be afraid to do what you need to do!  If they cant look presentable for a date, they can't make an effort from the word go, what's coming down thee line?  SAVE YOUR SELF, and take their ego down a peg x   Instagram: @Girl_wasted

This week we get down and dirty with the One and Only, Chloe from Stripper Stories. Talk of valentines gifts, Personal grooming, Songs to suck to and the right length of legs to be a total knock out. This Episode is R Rated with a Hard R, 18+, and all the power to the girls.Eye opening and informative, if you're open minded.  Instagram: @Girl_Wasted

What do you do if you've never had to do something before in your life?  Never been to Wuhan but had a bat in your mouth? Ever met someone in a dark room and forgotten what they look like?  It's a scary time, so let me tell you about a literal nightmare.  CODE RED: Ninja KissInstagram: @Girl_Wasted

For The Girls, The Gays, The Boys and The Babes.  Find out the inspo and get to know Glasgow's own performance andriod.We talk the cockblocking that corona has done for our calenders and connecting outside of highschool.  Her single Ukiyo is live on your streaming platforms and we get a GW Exclusive! September 18th. GET IT IN THE DIARY! insta: @Girl_Wasted

WE'RE GETTING DEEPER BAYBEEECan you Handle the Scandal?!Let's get Agony Aunt Wasted well in, topics: Cheating, Dating after the Betrayal , Online Dating.Time is Money, Money is Money & If you Can't Catch a fish... you know what I mean.Socials : @Girl_Wasted

So... ever wanted a refund before you've even paid? Ever been personally victimised by Boris Johnson? Ever wondered if there's been more fuck ups and bare arses exposed in more than Glasgow?Ever referred to your liver as  Phil Mitchell? Pray For Me, The Boys mentioned & That The instagram Video of an icon goes smoothly. Instagram:: @Girl_Wasted 

You know what they say.... But do you know what it means?DON'T FUMBLE THE BAG SON. You don't know what it contains.Have you ever wished the ground would open and swallow you up? Ever been to London, Or has London ever come to you..? You ever met an Idol on the move in your home town?Confused? You Should be. Concerned? Me too.  ALL HARD FACTS on Instagram: @Girl_Wasted

Girl Wasted Has a Surprise this week!Ever been frightened that your ass cheeks aren't as tanned as the rest of your body? Ever been rumbled by a Strawberry Daquiri? We Have!As if It was written in the stars, we're connected by the souls who've lived before us.. Hell, we might even be those same souls.We let you know the Do's & Don't's of the "Hook Up".Special Mention to The One, The Only F.GodFather. Socials for the banter: @Girl_Wasted

Wanna Play A Game? Because best believe I do! Ever felt more masculine from being a little too near a man who's head looks like it's about to explode? Could be from the products he's sweating out... Any Online Dating Anxieties, I can Offer some help.  BBEKeep your Eyes peeled on the Socials for the HARD Facts.Instagram: @Girl_Wasted

Part 2!We are back and picking up where we left off, and we are hitting the ground running!Dating Disasters, Comments made by "Men", Deal Breakers and the All Revealing, SURPRISE QUESTION!Listen up & Listen in because we are kind of definitely tips, and boys... wash your balls. Anything to Add? Insta: @Girl_WastedTwitter: @Girl_Wasted_

 Ep4. I'm back... With a very special guest! We reminisce and literally dive into some of our wildest adventures to date. Including a few near death experiences and the pinnacle introductions of people who didn’t make the cut to join in on the long term 12 years of accidental chaos!All Owned & Copyrighted by Girl Wasted.Insta: @Girl_Wasted

Ep.3Let's talk wild encounters, get into the nitty gritty of my most used "toys", lets talk kink & Fetishes. Let's talk about common f'kin sense and courtesy... oh! & Online Dating! Also lets address, the very real risk of a possible "cease & desist" coming my way.(Hopefully this isn't the last one.)Forever uploading the antics to the Socials so don't miss out: Instagram; @Girl_Wasted

EP.2Ever felt threatened by a cucumber? How about McDonald's? Ever been attacked by a Drag Queen?Or, have you ever had a spear used against you?Fear Not! But remain fearful because we are gonna address the lot.Let's be social!Twitter: @Girl_Wasted_Instagram: @Girl_Wasted

Ep1. I'm surprised we even made it this far!We let you hear what the vibe is & establish the mood. Lets talk Lockdown, the situation of the moment & we discuss Colombian matters.Get to know this Glaswegian w. her most honest and straightforward chat, hope you can open your wee ear holes for the wildest antics so far documented in Scotland.Follow us: Instagram: @girl_wasted Twitter: @Girl_Wasted_