here comes the pain!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waves of Madness. This movie is a side-scrolling video game in film form.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.
This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe! green blooded bastard
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool & Wolverine. This movie is about a character named Deadpool who jumps around in space and time to make the first "MCU" #Deadpool film, whereas it ultimately turned out to be primarily a FOX wet dream of side characters to fill it out.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sinners. It's a pretty solid movie and it sure is better than that shitty Navy Seals V Demons, but that goes without saying. Ryan Coogler has big dick energy in this film.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Navy Seals V Demons. People got paid to make this fucking movie.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman. This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel Magnolias. This is the Sequel to the film Steel!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC character in the hood.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Steel. This is the Prequel to the film Steel!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast X. In this film is shit gets real squared! haha
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Mercy (1995). This movie is fucking not good. It's just bad! Here's a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCPpnK0JQQ
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rat Catcher. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Wish 5: The Face of Death. This movie is dope as fuck and hard as hell... you'll need to take a shower after this film ends!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 3: His Law. This movie is fucking epic and the best of the bunch! Grade A strait to tape cheese with tits!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster. This movie is fucking great and somehow weirder than the first one! Grade A strait to tape cheese!
This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe! green blooded bastard
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater. This movie is fucking great! Grade A strait to tape cheese!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three. In this movie, shit hits fans all over the multiverse to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro, or something something anti-shit. Strap in!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: The Last Dance. Tom Hardy was like don't kill the horse please! HAHAHA
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Timekeepers of Eternity. This is an artfuck chaos art fever dream remix of The Langoliers which I watched way back on 08/30/2015! Video link: https://vimeo.com/866783910
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Swan. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.
Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child (Masters Of Horror S1E9). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions. This is a sequel to a film that we didn't know that we needed. Where is the threequel?!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Team. Not too bad of a movie surprisingly, but no Alien: Resserection! 10 Year anniversary of the podcast!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Tom Hardy was like hey, Topher, hold my beer, son and went to a rave and got the W! OH HELL YEAH SON!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk vs Thor. This movie is semi-nope as hell, and the Hulk is pissed again, but he will helps save the day in his own way.
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E10 The Final Epic Episode!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Poison. This is a short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E09
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker: Folie À Deux. This movie is shit and fails at everything that it tries to accomplish. A complete shit show deluxe.
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E08
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Outbreak. This movie is bug nuts crazy with a side of fucked up like your boyfriend's butt sauce! So it's a fun time, haha.
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E07
This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe! green blooded bastard
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Very Brady Christmas. It's a cheesy made for tv holiday movie sequel of a cheesy 1970s sitcom it's still pretty fun even though it's a basic moral-driven feel-good story.
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E06
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas. Although it may be based off of a film that gives me this shits just thinking about it this films isn't too bad.
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E05
Green Blooded Bastard Storytime Presents - Bæowulf The GOAT vs. Gory Grendel & Lit Legends! This was a project that I worked on several months ago, seeing if I could come up with a brain-rot retelling of the Beowulf story. It's bugnuts, batshit storytime brought to you by a Bastard! Go find it on my Instagram and ShitTok and share it for no reason but just to watch it infect society through chaos!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Going To The Mat. Although it may be a paint by the numbers type story it's pretty fun so crack open a couple beers and enjoy!
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E04
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Marvel Avengers: Mission Demolition. In this movie, Lego dudes do kooky shit to help out good guys and kick the bad guy's ass!
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E03
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead Rise. This movie should be called Evil Dead High Rise!
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S03E02
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Bridges. This movie is like a season of tv in 90 mins!
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E01
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Two. In this movie shit starts to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro. Strap in!
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E10
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X. This movie is dope with a side of tiddies and blood!
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