here comes the pain!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It's not just you, Murray!. This short film is an award winning film by a young Marty Scorsese.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dementia 13. This movie did some stuff and was ok for what it was more or less I guess.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watchesThe Big Year. This movie is a lighthearted romp that tells a fun story. I didn't watch through the credits becuase I was out of there, but there are some decent postscripts. Note: The ending of original file is garbled a bit and it sounds like it's almost sped up for some reason so thats fucked up and annoying.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Big Shave. The Big Shave is a 1967 six-minute body horror short film directed by Martin Scorsese. It is also known as Viet '67.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stealth Fighter. This fucking movie is like an STD that you got from a toilet seat at a truckstop bathroom.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Running Man. This movie is like just another in the dytopian 2025 year from hell.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Disco Inferno. It's another short film that had a decent premise, but failed to stick the landing.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wizard of Oz. This movie is about a girl named Oz and the Wizard that she must hunt down!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard. This movie is about a character named Hitman who jumps around in space and time to make a film that didn't perform as well as the first one. Have I reviewed the first one or not, I can't remember?
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming. Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently: coffee up her ass as Ben Affleck tea-bagged her, Gwyneth Paltrow
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blue Drum. This film is a short joint that is fairly effetive for being only 16 minutes long.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freaky Friday (2003). This movie did the old switcheroo and hilarity ensues.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League. This movie did ninja and yakuza shit shit too, I guess! haha
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja. This movie did ninja shit I guess! haha
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wing Commander: Countdown To Invasion. So Freddie Prinze, Jr. gets off easy in this fan edit, but he's still a half breed asshole that can't act for shit, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie. Saffron Burrows is still sexy and Matthew Lillard is even more subdued in this cut.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waves of Madness. This movie is a side-scrolling video game in film form.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.
This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe! green blooded bastard
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool & Wolverine. This movie is about a character named Deadpool who jumps around in space and time to make the first "MCU" #Deadpool film, whereas it ultimately turned out to be primarily a FOX wet dream of side characters to fill it out.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sinners. It's a pretty solid movie and it sure is better than that shitty Navy Seals V Demons, but that goes without saying. Ryan Coogler has big dick energy in this film.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Navy Seals V Demons. People got paid to make this fucking movie.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman. This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel Magnolias. This is the Sequel to the film Steel!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC character in the hood.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Steel. This is the Prequel to the film Steel!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast X. In this film is shit gets real squared! haha
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Mercy (1995). This movie is fucking not good. It's just bad! Here's a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCPpnK0JQQ
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rat Catcher. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Wish 5: The Face of Death. This movie is dope as fuck and hard as hell... you'll need to take a shower after this film ends!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 3: His Law. This movie is fucking epic and the best of the bunch! Grade A strait to tape cheese with tits!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster. This movie is fucking great and somehow weirder than the first one! Grade A strait to tape cheese!
This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe! green blooded bastard
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater. This movie is fucking great! Grade A strait to tape cheese!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three. In this movie, shit hits fans all over the multiverse to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro, or something something anti-shit. Strap in!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: The Last Dance. Tom Hardy was like don't kill the horse please! HAHAHA
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Timekeepers of Eternity. This is an artfuck chaos art fever dream remix of The Langoliers which I watched way back on 08/30/2015! Video link: https://vimeo.com/866783910
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Swan. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.
Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child (Masters Of Horror S1E9). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions. This is a sequel to a film that we didn't know that we needed. Where is the threequel?!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Team. Not too bad of a movie surprisingly, but no Alien: Resserection! 10 Year anniversary of the podcast!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Tom Hardy was like hey, Topher, hold my beer, son and went to a rave and got the W! OH HELL YEAH SON!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk vs Thor. This movie is semi-nope as hell, and the Hulk is pissed again, but he will helps save the day in his own way.
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E10 The Final Epic Episode!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Poison. This is a short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E09
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker: Folie À Deux. This movie is shit and fails at everything that it tries to accomplish. A complete shit show deluxe.
Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E08
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Outbreak. This movie is bug nuts crazy with a side of fucked up like your boyfriend's butt sauce! So it's a fun time, haha.
Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E07
This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe! green blooded bastard
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Very Brady Christmas. It's a cheesy made for tv holiday movie sequel of a cheesy 1970s sitcom it's still pretty fun even though it's a basic moral-driven feel-good story.
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