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Green Blooded Bastard


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    Green Blooded Bastard - Navy Seals V Demons

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2025 78:08


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Navy Seals V Demons. People got paid to make this fucking movie.

    Green Blooded Bastard - Terminator Woman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2025 94:14


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman.  This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!

    Green Blooded Bastard - Steel Magnolias

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 116:33


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel Magnolias. This is the Sequel to the film Steel!

    Green Blooded Bastard - Steel

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2025 94:26


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC character in the hood.

    Green Blooded Bastard - Blue Steel

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2025 100:00


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Steel. This is the Prequel to the film Steel!

    Green Blooded Bastard - Fast X

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2025 132:49


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast X. In this film is shit gets real squared! haha

    Green Blooded Bastard - Without Mercy (1995)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 87:46


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Mercy (1995). This movie is fucking not good. It's just bad!   Here's a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCPpnK0JQQ

    Green Blooded Bastard - The Rat Catcher

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 17:28


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rat Catcher. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.

    Green Blooded Bastard - Death Wish 5: The Face of Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025 93:21


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Wish 5: The Face of Death.  This movie is dope as fuck and hard as hell... you'll need to take a shower after this film ends!

    Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater 3: His Law

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 90:37


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 3: His Law.  This movie is fucking epic and the best of the bunch! Grade A strait to tape cheese with tits!

    Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 92:39


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster.  This movie is fucking great and somehow weirder than the first one! Grade A strait to tape cheese!

    Green Blooded Bastard Chaos Art Zine - 03

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025


    This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe!   green blooded bastard

    Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2025 93:49


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater.  This movie is fucking great! Grade A strait to tape cheese!

    Green Blooded Bastard - Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 96:16


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three. In this movie, shit hits fans all over the multiverse to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro, or something something anti-shit. Strap in!  

    Green Blooded Bastard - Venom: The Last Dance

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2025 93:17


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: The Last Dance. Tom Hardy was like don't kill the horse please! HAHAHA

    Green Blooded Bastard - The Timekeepers of Eternity

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2025 62:43


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Timekeepers of Eternity. This is an artfuck chaos art fever dream remix of The Langoliers which I watched way back on 08/30/2015!   Video link: https://vimeo.com/866783910  

    Green Blooded Bastard - The Swan

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 16:33


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Swan. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.

    Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child  (Masters Of Horror S1E9)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 55:33


    Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child  (Masters Of Horror S1E9). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!

    Green Blooded Bastard - Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 82:25


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches  Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions. This is a sequel to a film that we didn't know that we needed. Where is the threequel?!

    Green Blooded Bastard - Home Team

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 90:05


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Team. Not too bad of a movie surprisingly, but no Alien: Resserection!   10 Year anniversary of the podcast!

    Green Blooded Bastard - Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 85:29


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Tom Hardy was like hey, Topher, hold my beer, son and went to a rave and got the W! OH HELL YEAH SON!

    Green Blooded Bastard - Hulk Vs Thor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 42:47


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk vs Thor.  This movie is semi-nope as hell, and the Hulk is pissed again, but he will helps save the day in his own way.

    Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E10

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 29:54


    Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E10   The Final Epic Episode!

    Green Blooded Bastard - Poison

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 17:26


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Poison. This is a short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.

    Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E09

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 28:17


    Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E09

    Green Blooder Bastad - Joker: Folie À Deux

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2025 131:47


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker: Folie À Deux. This movie is shit and fails at everything that it tries to accomplish. A complete shit show deluxe.

    Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E08

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 27:06


    Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E08

    Green Blooded Bastard - Outbreak

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2025 120:04


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Outbreak. This movie is bug nuts crazy with a side of fucked up like your boyfriend's butt sauce! So it's a fun time, haha.

    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E07

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025 27:14


    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E07

    Green Blooded Bastard Chaos Art Zine - 02

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2025


    This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe!   green blooded bastard

    Green Blooded Bastard - A Very Brady Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 93:45


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Very Brady Christmas. It's a cheesy made for tv holiday movie sequel of a cheesy 1970s sitcom it's still pretty fun even though it's a basic moral-driven feel-good story.

    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E06

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2024 27:12


    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E06

    Green Blooded Bastard - Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 43:05


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas. Although it may be based off of a film that gives me this shits just thinking about it this films isn't too bad.

    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E05

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 26:59


    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E05

    Green Blooded Bastard Storytime Presents - Bæowulf The GOAT vs. Gory Grendel & Lit Legends

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 2:43


    Green Blooded Bastard Storytime Presents - Bæowulf The GOAT vs. Gory Grendel & Lit Legends!   This was a project that I worked on several months ago, seeing if I could come up with a brain-rot retelling of the Beowulf story. It's bugnuts, batshit storytime brought to you by a Bastard! Go find it on my Instagram and ShitTok and share it for no reason but just to watch it infect society through chaos!

    Green Blooded Bastard - Going To The Mat

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2024 92:39


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Going To The Mat. Although it may be a paint by the numbers type story it's pretty fun so crack open a couple beers and enjoy!

    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E04

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 27:23


    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E04

    Green Blooded Bastard - LEGO Marvel Avengers: Mission Demolition

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 40:28


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Marvel Avengers: Mission Demolition.  In this movie, Lego dudes do kooky shit to help out good guys and kick the bad guy's ass!

    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E03

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 28:30


    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E03

    Green Blooded Bastard - Evil Dead Rise

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 91:26


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead Rise.  This movie should be called Evil Dead High Rise!

    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E02

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 28:30


    Green Blooded Bastard - 21 Bridges

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 92:38


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Bridges. This movie is like a season of tv in 90 mins!

    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E01

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 27:51


    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E01

    Green Blooded Bastard - Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2024 92:25


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Two. In this movie shit starts to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro. Strap in!

    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E10

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 33:11


    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E10

    Green Blooded Bastard - X

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 102:48


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X.  This movie is dope with a side of tiddies and blood!

    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E09

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2024 27:19


    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E09

    Green Blooded Bastard - Strange Way Of Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 29:06


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Strange Way Of Life.  In this movie, a couple of dudes do kooky shit to to relive their better days and strange things happen.

    Green Blooded Bastard - Werewolf By Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2024 48:36


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Werewolf By Night.  In this movie, Werewolf does some kooky shit to help out his good buddy Manthing! That's a true story.

    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E08

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 27:21


    Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E08

    Green Blooded Bastard - LEGO Marvel Avengers: Code Red

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 44:08


    The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Marvel Avengers: Code Red.  In this movie, Lego dudes do kooky shit to help out good guys and bad ones too!

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