GumnutSports

With the four of us in the same room for what could be the last time, we've dedicated this episode of Gumnut Sports to what really matters to punters: Bill Pulver's weird name, Megawalls, and Chinese public transport.

This week we sit down with award-winning chin Tom Walter to tuck into a a big plate of Labuschagne, and are pleasantly surprised when Dylan Napa brings the garlic bread.

We sung Jack happy birthday at the beginning but there was an audio error. Sad faces all round.

It’s 2019 and the cricket is still giving us the shits, so we’ve investigated several other sporting bandwagons to jump on instead. We also found out that Brett Lee’s got no ID, and lift the lid on Collingwood pet memberships. All that and more, on Gumnut Sports.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:12-grade sandpaper11 Neymar dives10 fact-or-fictions9 Bennett rumors8 weeks for Gaff7 Buddy wonders6 Lyon wickets5 Root 50s4 votes for Tom3 bled losses2 bird-team winsAnd a podcast from a gum tree

We kick off season 3 and the summer of cricket with an episode dedicated to the specialist captain.

Sport's night of nights is back again to shine a light on the highs, lows, and gumnuts that made up the season in sport. Who will take home the KFC vouchers? Who was the least shit Australian? And who will be crowned the 2018 Dally Nut? This is the Gumlow Medal.

Fact: Kelly Clarkson has played multiple NRL Grand Finals. Fact: Bald men get more Brownlows. Fact: This weeks episode is pure angus beef. Get it while it's HOT.

It's chaos aplenty this week as the fellas get on the red wreckers for a code violation challenge. There's also magic mullets, a Packer family curse, and something called the Bushranger Index.

Tom's cleared the traffic so we are back! This week we create a new testimonial game and we learn why Fisho isn't a stockbroker when we review our NRL and AFL season predictions.

The Wallabies might be long gone, but Osher has arrived. Join us this week as we talk sports bachelors, ruckmen, durries, and Fisho's big wedding.

After a brief sabbatical, the fellas are back and more off-topic than ever. Tune in this week to find out what Mission Impossible: Fallout taught us about sporting sabotage, how live wolves played in the Premier League, and what the Power Rangers are really good for.

This week, finals predictions take a back seat because it's all about brand power. From Usain Bolt's hot sauce and the Gold Coast Suns team song, to caffeine shampoo, Rugby '15 and stadium beer trays, we're leaving no stone or tenuous sporting link un-turned.

Been stuck in a cave for the last three weeks? Then it's your lucky day- Gumnut is hurtling through the hottest takes from the World Cup, and taking on Wimbledon at the same time. Plus, you'll find out why we're the chode of sports podcasts. Bless Up.

This week it was #basketbrawl, and at Gumnut we're not pulling any punches as we work out if we're ever going to see the biff again. We also address rumours that "it's coming home", and fisho has a quiz

We've been hacked by the Russians! They've infiltrated our recorder and corrupted our latest podcast. But don't fear, we were able to salvage some tasty Gumnuts of the Week for your listening pleasure.

It's a dark week for Gumnut, with Jack and Hamish traumatised by refereeing debacles and stadium catastrophes. Elsewhere, we draw upon our Good Footy Energies to design the ultimate training plan, and the Fact or Fiction returns to hand out some spot kicks. 

The Football World Cup is in full swing, and so are we, rampaging from fixing soccer in Australia, to our new single issue political party. "A breathless ride from start to finish" 2.5 stars

It's FIFA time at Gumnut HQ, as the team takes a look at what we can expect from the Socceroos and our Russian hosts. Spoiler alert, you can expect hacking. 

There's been an outbreak of award-winning diving performances in sport this week, so we're making our own films for these pretenders to star in. Plus, Fisho climbs inside his own brain for club and country. Put your hand on your heart and think of England - this is Gumnut Sports. 

Happy Birthday to us! Gumnut is turning 1, and to check our progress, we're comparing ourselves to other mediocre rookies in sport. Plus, a cocktail of marketing brouhahas has us wondering how we would have done better. Jump in.

Jack joins us from a Tokyo back alley to explain the cultural intricacies of Sumo wrestling. While the boys back in Redfern HQ preview origin and find some sweet GNOTW nominations. Also Josef is into yoga for some reason. 

Hel-yo Eur-ope! Joe reckons Eurovision is a sport. Fisho thinks it is too. Tom and Jack are determined to dissuade them of the notion. Plus, cross code power rankings, and Bernard Tomic has won a match! Tune in for your weekly source of sporting nonsense.

Controversy headlines the show this week as an all-singing, all-dancing Gumnut reveals the worst video referee of all sporting codes. There's also finally a solution for Super Rugby's timezone issue, and a very moist Gumnut. Get involved.

Nearly a year in, and we've decided to blow it all up and start our rebuild. Somehow the cricket world cup gets caught up in the demolition, and Tom reveals he's never actually seen a map.

Channel sevens got the cricket, but who's got the gumnut? We recap the comm games and show why we'll never get broadcasting rights to any sport.

Dad's away, so we invite Dave Warner, SPD, and Cam Bancroft over to see if we can find them new sponsors. It's also Commonwealth Games eve, which means all the late mail on your best sporting stock buys and sells. Stick that up your jumper. 

It's a grim day for Gumnut, mainly because Tom is trying to sell us on F1. In other news, the test cricket side is caught with their pants down, and we decide to dack them as punishment.

The squad is on a post-weekend high this week, as we tuck into another Reds win, A-league idiocy, and Bruno Mars. Plus, Tom is fired again.

With two new Socceroos coaches in the offing, we thought we deserved a crack at choosing who could give it ago. The results are unsurprising. Plus, we choose a shirt sponsor for the Melbourne Rebels. The results are unsurprising. This and more in a shocking episode of Gumnut Sports.

Footy is back and so are the boys, as we cover off the NRL stocks you should pump and dump. We also investigate if Quinton De Kock really is a sook, and lay out the cheeseboard in the wake of a horror round of cards in the Super Rugby.  

It's the Superbowl special as the boys realise they've run out of Australian sports. Tune in for Josef having a rant about gridiron and Tom getting a spelling lesson for the final summer episode

We count down the HOTTEST 10 sports songs of all time, while Josef gets knee deep in Japanese pop and toilets. All this, and an actual solution to ODI Cricket inadequacy on this week's Gumnut Sports.  

Tom fails to consolidate his victory as leader and falls victim of a coup. We send a B-list sporting star into the jungle and some cricket and tennis stuff happened. 

This week, we visit a time before hot spot, to mark a very special Gumnut Birthday. Plus, Bernard, Bitcoin, and Big Bash are on the cards as we unleash more superb investment advice. Think Planet Money but with a lot less money.

The Greatest Gumnut of the Week so far kicks off 2018 with a bang. Meanwhile, channel 9 reaches out to Gumnut for new memorabilia to flog, and Tom has a special new years resolution.

How do you expose a match-fixer? How many twitches does Steve Smith have? And how much coal should Jarryd Hayne prepare himself for this Christmas? There's only one way to find out. 

Think $2 billion for a stadium is ridiculous? So do we, which is why Gumnut redesigns Sydney Olympic Park. Also, Fact or Fiction returns and Joe blows the poo-gate scandal wide open. 

Gumnut was wrong: in a stunning mea culpa, the truth comes out that our investment advice was at best, flawed, and at worst, negligent. Elsewhere, we pitch the world cup in Russia to Fisho and answer a question from a concerned listener about sledging. Have at it then.This week we answer questions from our "ask Gumnut" mail bag and pitch campaigns that will actually get Aussies over to Russia for the World Cup.

Whether it be the manager's box or the writer's room, nothing is off-limits for Gumnut. Join us this week as we reveal Ange Postecoglou's Socceroos successor, as well as Australia's best cricket film since UnIndian. 

After 40 days and nights in the podcasting desert, Gumnut is back and wielding Zinger bails. Ashes predictions and a typically poor Gumnut repair of Football World Cup qualifying headlines a rip snorter of a return from Australia's smallest big sports podcast.

With the footy season winding down, it's time for some pats on the back. Join the boys and experience all the laughs and none of the glamour of the Brownlow for the inaugural Gumnut Awards.

It's grand final week, and in the fairytale of the season, the boys are back to full strength. Plus, the perfect temperature of a pie, and the shockers in other sports continues.

If you like South African rugby, good metaphors or think joe is the best member of the podcast, then probably give this episode a miss. Otherwise join the remaining boys as they discuss poor renderings of cricket players and stilts.

The boys record while the sun is up. Joe's absence, lop-sided afl finals ,and the burgeoning  opportunity for Rugby in Asia  dominate sports this week.

No news this week with the AFL and Union on a break and Josef on a diplomatic mission to Italy, it's left to the remaining three boys to fabricate an episode. Plus, Fisho gives us a deep dive on how to use a trophy.

Jack has been extracted from the hostel ski room in New Zealand to bring you all the big news from the Bled-is-so-Close.  Josef builds his funny name league team of the year, Fisho makes jokes that actually work, and the AFL is literally all backwards. 

Jack and Fisho cross the ditch to investigate the secrets of Kiwi rugby, while the Hayne Playne pulls another stinker. Elsewhere, the Swans bandwagon kicks into high gear.

"Look I'm not going to sugar coat it, it's very disappointing. You know, we went there to do a job, and we just haven't executed. Now at the same time it isn't the end of the world. We regroup, we regather, and we look to put on a really strong performance next week, and I believe that this group has the determination to get it done."

Willie Mason makes some questionable scrambled eggs, wizard's chess is a full-contact sport, and Fisho finally notches a GNOTW. This is champagne podcasting.

The self inflicted hiatus ends with Tom back in the driver's seat and Clive Palmer the early favourite to own the commonwealth games. Plus, we cast the Hollywood adaptation of the Brisbane Lions 2003 Grand Final victory.