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The hit 90's television program 7th Heaven is taken to task by two buzzed neighbors just trying to make it through a worldwide pandemic. Tune in for biweekly, and entirely unwholesome, episode-by-episode analysis of the campiest and most convoluted show to ever hit the airwaves. Plus craft cocktail recipes in honor of "Happy" as Happy. Send letters care of happyhour7th@gmail.com.

Morgan & Greg


    • May 20, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    The Best Episode of the Season!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 39:10


    Send us a textJoin us as 7th Heaven once again teaches us about the dangers of smoking. This episode has everything: classic "issue of the week" chaos, plot twists, and lectures! Unfortunately Lucy is still there though.We drank a special cocktail this week, the "Smoking Lemon":Mezcal, Lemon Juice, Honey Syrup, Bitters, and CointreauCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Jail-bound Jimmy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 36:41


    Send us a textThis week on the show, the issue is jury duty . . . for the second time. The B plots include, a fight with Ashlee Simpson we didn't understand and Annie being really weird about Eric's therapist-patient confidentiality. Also Roxanne gets slashed with a knife.We drank:Water Iced Coffee (Lost Sock Roasters, DC)Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    0/10 Stars from Greg and StudioAT

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025 38:52


    Send us a textThis is an episode about very sloppy plot devices and cystic fibrosis. A substantial amount of the runtime is dedicated to horseback riding montages.We drank - water!Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 47:24


    Send us a textThis week on the show: no one is successfully resting on Sunday, Simon and Ashlee Simpson are stressing about discussing their sex plans with their parents, Roxanne and Chandler spontaneously get together, Lucy is not able to stalk them as much as she might wish, and Eric seems to have a change of heart, but I guess not.We drank:Decoy Merlot 2022WaterCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Club (Soliciting) Minor(s)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2025 46:12


    Send us a textThis week on the show we discuss an episode that is almost entirely about Usher's special guest starring role. We are also introduced to an amazing new Glen Oak location - Club Minor!Drinks:Morgan - Choya Plum WineGreg - San Pellegrino Blood Orange Zero and Plymouth GinCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    I'm Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 50:24


    Send us a textThis week on the podcast, there's a never-ending ho down at the pool hall, Eric quits everything that gives his life meaning (aka meddling), Lucy and Chandler have a protestant sanctuary picnic that Kevin does not approve of, and Roxanne continues to sow chaos.Greg Drank: Coors Banquet and Southern Tier Irish Cream StoutMorgan Drank: Ice Water!Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Heck No!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2025 32:22


    Send us a textSpecial sick zoom edition! This time it's all about spying and sneaking, and Richard Lewis rambling. Morgan was drinking hot water ha, Greg drank the "Reverend's Old Fashioned"Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Seasoned Sauce

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2025 59:25


    Send us a textThis week, we discuss a very Promenade-centered episode that also features the Colonel's unhinged former housemaid. Ashlee Simpson is still annoying.Greg drank some Cazadores Tequila and A & W.Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Be a Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2025 37:27


    Send us a textWe welcome David back to the podcast to discuss an episode with quite a bit of meddling, a roving "puppeteering" troupe, and being rude to Ashlee Simpson.We drank: Modest Coffee Roasters - The EnthusiastCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    The One with Three Elvis Montages

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2025 38:05


    Send us a textHappy New Year fans! We are back with kind of a weird one as Eric drops in and out of the eternal Elvis consciousness and everyone pressures Kevin to propose to Lucy in the hospital cafeteria. Also, Simon has secrets on secrets.Greg drank a bastardization of a "Chunnel" (Gin, St. Germain, Lemon Juice)Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    The Promenade as Eternal Constant

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2024 35:58


    Send us a textAs we continue to limp into Season 7, Eric confronts his mortality for the first time, despite his pastoral training, Simon's love for Ashlee Simpson and penchant for surrendering babies has sent him into an angsty spiral, and Lucy notices the writers forgot her character development.This week we drank Freakshow Cabernet SauvignonCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Baby Surrender Biology Paper

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2024 45:18


    Send us a textThe audio is fucked but we are posting this in lieu of nothing, because we aren't re-recording such a whatever episode.There's a lost hat plot that goes nowhere, a highly confusing birth and baby surrender, and Ben leaves.Greg drank:Tequila mixed into the bad seltzers in my fridge.Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Not Enough (no) Monkey, Too Much Kevin and Ashlee

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2024 33:10


    Send us a textThis week we discuss part two of the season premiere and come up with one of our greatest plot remixes yet. Mary gets shipped to Florida, Lou fails to bust Eric for his real estate antics, and Kevin and Ashlee Simpson continue to be living non sequiturs.Greg Drank:Tito's Vodka Mixed with Black Razzberry LaCroixCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Chimp Business

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2024 29:52


    Send us a textWelcome to Season 7! It was so bad StudioAT almost called it quits. We made the best of it. At least their were stunt chimps.Greg Drank: Excelsior Cabernet Sauvignon Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Special Episode Superlative Extravaganza!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2024 32:15


    Send us a textThis week on the pod we have a "very special episode" where we look back on some of our favorite moments from the last six seasons. And also Greg's wedding. See y'all next season.Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Holy Chore Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2024 33:35


    Send us a textIt's the end of Season 6 and we finally get to Matt and Sarah's second wedding. It's about what you would expect in the end idk.Greg Drank:San Pellegrino Blood Orange ZeroCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Holy Chore Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2024 36:05


    Send us a textWe are ambling into the midway point of the series with this "season finale" episode. Enjoy I guess!Greg drank:Cold Cellars California Savingnon 2022Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    God Bless America I Guess

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 46:26


    Send us a textRemember when everyone forgot about 9/11? Well you won't after this.Greg Drank:Sanpellegrino Blood Orange Zero SugarCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Eric's Still Got It

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2024 30:41


    Send us a Text Message.Hey hey hey, this week on the pod we are crawling towards the end of the season with a truly terrible filler episode. One of the worst we've had in months. IDK enjoy!Greg drank:Sanpellegrino Blood Orange ZeroCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    We're Really Still Doing It

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2024 44:41


    Send us a Text Message.This week on the show we get some exciting airplane interior shots, more Matt & Sarah drama, and post-9/11 TSA jokes.We drank Joel Gott Sauvignon Blanc and WaterCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    I Really Will

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2024 35:13


    Send us a Text Message.This week on the podcast we discuss the finale to 7th Heaven's 3-part exploration of Judaism as the Camdens attend their first Shabbat dinner with the Glass family. All is going fine until Eric finds out Matt may convert to Judaism and blows his top, yet again. Also everyone treats Morris like shit, then they eat cake.Bonus: we describe our toenail health. This week we drank:H20! It's hotCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    I Guess They Did

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2024 37:40


    Send us a Text Message.This week, it's part II of the Matt marriage saga. Matt and Sarah get tangled in a web of lies related to their speedy nuptials, while Ruthie alone knows the truth. Then everyone knows Ruthie knows the truth, and also all the characters suddenly become omniscient and learn the truth of their own accord. 7th Heaven video game concept ideas are also contemplated.Greg Drank:Pilsner UrquellCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Shalom!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2024 59:55


    Send us a Text Message.Sorry about audio issues on this one gang, not sure what is up. Will try to fix for next time. We hope you suffer through it because this was a really fun episode, but unfortunately when we laugh the audio clips . . . whoops.This week on the podcast, our friend David joins us to talk about a truly distinctive episode . 7th Heaven has abruptly shifted to a one-plot "meet cute" where the writers make the entire episode about Judaism, yet do no research. Also we found the literal worst political position ever.We drank:21st Amendment - Hell or High WatermelonPilsner Urquell LagerCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    This isn't a Dance, it's a Party!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2024 31:42


    Send us a Text Message.Howdy ya'll, it's another Valentines's Day episode in which Eric does all sorts of research about sex in his church office, Robbie is back and continues to be the perfect Christian boyfriend despite Joy's temptress attempts, Lucy's writing is really not doing her any favors, Matt is living in the past, and Simon has a cool new girlfriend who loves early 2000s denim.This week Greg drank:Pineapple Stateside Vodka SodaDMR - Deweys Movie Reviews - PodcastWelcome to DMR - Deweys Movie Reviews - An Aussie podcast reviewing film & seriesListen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifyCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Take Him Out Back

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2024 56:22


    Send us a Text Message.It's an episode about drinking - a teen tv trope as old as time.  Plus Matt is afraid to fly the coop and go to med school. Notably, even though he liked the episode Greg has a record number of plot remixes.We Drank: Oseki Sake DryCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    Fist to Face

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2024 38:53


    It's a doozy - 7th Heaven takes on Islamophobia whilst making no reference to the political state of America in the early 2000's. You won't want to miss this blast from the past.We drank:Zero Gravity - Little WolfLiquid Death - Severed LimeMAHD House Bar Talk Jimmy and Gito just talking about things going around at MAHD House Bar & Grille...Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifyCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    It Was Pathetic

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2024 40:18


    This week on the pod, Mrs. Riddle is back in Ruthie's life, Annie quits her job to aspire to be Aristotle, Simon gets in more car trouble, and Matt and Robbie fight again. Ben shows up too, idk it was a bad one! Greg Drank: Charm City MeadCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    So fine.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2024 42:21


    This week the janky writing trend continues, we're done with parodying Survivor and have moved on to parodying the OJ Simpson car chase. Also, Matt and Robbie are at each other's throats for no apparent reason, Mary tries to strong arm her way into the Glen Oak fire department, and Ginger enlists Eric to help her with some sneaky business. We forgot to say what we were drinking. It was Cherry Coke and water. Exciting!Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    You'll Never Guess the Ending

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2024 45:32


    I think it's better if you go into this one knowing nothing and waiting for the ending.Greg drank: Red Bear Brewing Co. Peak BloomMorgan drank: waterSmall Ways To Live Well from The Simple ThingsGet a six week suggestion box of things to note and notice this spring.Listen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifyCheck us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    The Joy Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2024 47:38


    On today's episode we have the surprising combination of a Survivor parody (Outwit, Outplay, Outlast) and an overt promotional music video for the budding Christina Aguilara wannabe Joy Enriquez. It's different, for sure.This week we drank:Stateside Vodka Soda - Black CherryOld Faithful - Water

    Here We Go About the Attic Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2024 29:18


    It's a clumsy plot about a family coup over the attic room, but also the prodigal son. The son is Mary, idk.This week we drank:Tsingtao LagerJoin our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    Fish Lips

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 52:49


    This week on the pod, Matt jumps to some assumptions about his study group's weird arm bruises, Simon is in a Dairy Shack Bermuda Triangle with Sasha, Lucy and Robbie decide not to date after all, and Hank and Julie get trapped in a room by Eric and Annie to talk out their issues.We drank:Asahi Super DryTucher Bräu - Helles Hefe WeizenJoin our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    No Kaley Cuoco For Simon

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2024 36:39


    Time for an episode full of relationships, like every other episode. Annie tries to teach and immediately gets into deep trouble, Matt breaks up with Cheryl, Robbie tries not to date Lucy, Eric makes "special eggs".This week we drank:Tina's homemade egg nog mixed with Bailey's. We know it is February but someone has to.

    Work Work Work Work Work

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2024 42:16


    Both Tina and Rebecca join us to discuss various work mishaps and goals - Simon becomes a pizza finance man, Matt finds his calling in jumping over obstetric lines of authority, Annie wants to teach with no qualifications, and Robbie wants to set Lucy up until he doesn't.This week on the podcast we drank various test cocktails for Greg's wedding.

    I've Never Known a Sally

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2024 37:07


    Another preggo teen has entered the chat, Annie's character is still irrational hormonal woman, they fight over rooms again, Mary tries mothering, and Ray the scammer tries to fall off a ladder for cash. This week we drank Corralejo Blanco tequila.

    Teasing Times Ten

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2023 42:17


    In a divisive episode, Morgan rates this episode super high and Greg rates it very low. But you can bet this one is weird, especially Morgan Fairchild's guest appearance. Happy Holidays to everyone!This week we drank:Duchesse de Bourgogne Duchesse Petite

    Changes (aka Heavy-Handed Hormones Episode)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2023 36:54


    Season 6 begins! And it is . . . underwhelming. But we still get in the festive holiday spirit with Grinchy takes.This week we drank:H20Egg Nog and a discount Irish Whiskey with Bourbon and Spanish Barrels?Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    The Season Finale Finale Part 2 - ARE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2023 33:23


    Well that's done with, good riddance a whole two episode arc about some people dating and marrying or whatever. This week we drank:CarlsbergOrange OlipopJoin our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    Spiritual Emergencies

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2023 49:38


    Time for part 1 of the season 5 finale. It's rife with a lot of convoluted amorous shenanigans and Ruthie is pretty much the only good part. StudioAT loves it though, so to each their own.We drank:Carlsberg LagerPressed Green JuiceJoin our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    Regrets!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2023 31:54


    You won't want to miss this one, which is chock full of action related to researching petitions before you sign them, registering to vote, and Grandpa's bastard daughter Lily.We drank - Raspberry Lemonade and  MakgeolliJoin our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    Virgin Camden

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2023 39:27


    This week on the pod, we are talking relationships and secrets, as Matt attempts to hide his new girlfriend Cheryl from Robbie, and Robbie attempts to hide his innocent study/nursing session with Heather from Matt. Also Ruthie had cool shirts, and Annie was as unhinged and jealous as ever, but at least she made a lot of pie. Simon's datebook fills up as he discovers ladies love virginal twinks.We drank - Cloudbreak Petite SyrahJoin our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    I'm not Happy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2023 31:39


    This episode was so bad we forgot to even rate it. We experience a 1 plot show all about Mary's doppelganger/cosmic twin Marie. The best part was Robbie's dancing.Greg drank a HeinekenI drank H2O.

    What's up Doc?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2023 39:05


    Matt spends the day philosophizing and gallivanting with a random hospital patient instead of attending his psych evaluation, Ruthie smuggles sandwiches, Sasha has a real weird conversation with Annie to save her relationship with Simon, Eric has some issues with death deadlines, and Mike is still just hanging around.This week we drank:Cocobon Estates Red Blend

    You Don't Want to End Up in Buffalo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2023 30:22


    This week on the podcast . . . bad parenting! Robbie's dad (Alan Thicke) is in town and boy is he a sneak, an ungrateful house guest, and just generally a scam artist. Lucy's mom friend Serena is also a piece of work, picking up 27 yr old boys with her zig zag part. Ruthie lies and connives, Simon is being a baby about a paper.This week Greg drank:Summer of Littles, Le Cheeserie Series #2

    You're Simon Camden . . .

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2023 59:26


    This week on the pod, special guest Rebecca joins us for an episode almost exclusively about a condom. We also get pretty off track discussing things like the cultural impact of Baskin Robbins. We drank:HoegaardenHeinekenJoin our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    Victory Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2023 31:36


    Sorry the audio is a little rough, we had the AC going and it seems to have affected things, should be better next time.It's Valentine's Day in Glen Oak, of course that means lots of transportation word problems and meddling. In short: Lucy runs into all her exes during her first date with Jeremy, Robbie has a mystery date, John and Pricilla continue to make no sense, and Bert brings Ruthie a pony. Greg drank Makers Mark and Wild Cherry PepsiJoin our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    The Acne Episode?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2023 32:24


    This week on the show, Ruthie is a Heavy Metal Mama, Mike is a jerk, John hates Japanese decor, and Lucy is moving on. Greg drank an Austrian RieslingJoin our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    Matt's Beads

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2023 64:38


    Ok this is also the 100th episode (for the show, not us). We continue our chicken sando brunch party recording session as the show has a bizarre anniversary episode that is sort of like a season finale, but also just the same shit as always. Good news, Mrs. Bink is in this one.We drank:Still the Rock's tequilaJoin our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    Let's Talk on the Phone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2023 32:13


    This week we have . . . an episode. The rehabilitation of Robbie (and ruining of John) continues,  Mary is back, but only as a special phone guest star, Ruthie falls in love with Robbie, and the "naked" jokes continue.We drank:Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's Tequila mixed with Grapefruit soda (aka a "Xolo")Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    Our 100th Episode AKA The Naked Rule

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2023 44:41


    Welcome to our 100th episode. We do some novel stuff like investigating the IMDB history of Studio AT/KGF Vissers and playing 7th Heaven trivia. Here is the link to the trivia we did at the end of the show.The plot this week was SURPRISE Robbie is good now and John is bad.We drank:Old Pal (Death & Co.) - Rittenhouse 100 proof Rye, Aperol, Dry Vermouth, Lemon TwistMint JulepJoin our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m

    Hospital DJ

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2023 58:35


    We're back with one about music censorship, seems about right for 7th heaven. Simon has fallen in with a group of misogynistic 14 yr old white boys that stand around listening to gangsta rap and disrespecting his mom, Matt loves Tipper Gore and also maybe Heather, and Robbie comes home to roost.We drank:Vodka and juice, Boss Black Coffee, and Grapefruit Mimosas

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