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Welcome to Helmet to Helmet, a production of the S**t Show Fantasy Football League's commissioner's office. If you like name calling, utter fantasy football domination and mild sexual innuendos, you'll love it here. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

Connor Jones


    • Dec 7, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 36 EPISODES


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    Episode 5, NFL Week 13 2021: Well, we aren't consistent OR accurate commentators

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 63:15


    Our normal Wednesday programming, for technical reasons, is now on Tuesday morning... the week after. Enjoy us talking about the week 13 matchups and now past games. Plus, we debate why colleges are so bad at preparing NFL-bound athletes for NFL level competition! Tweet us @FFAirlines to chat or ask a question to be featured on the pod! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/flightoffantasy/support

    Episode 4, NFL Week 10 2021: Once, twice, three times a victim of a shitty roster.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 40:19


    MAN DOWN! Week 4 is here, but Austynn is not. He claims it's work, but is it... the podcast CURSE? I hold down the fort and hit you with the Meltdown players of the week, JetStreamers and pick out some week winners in First Class. Tweet us @FFAirlines to chat or ask a question to be featured on the pod! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/flightoffantasy/support

    Episode 3, NFL Week 9 of 2021 - BIG news in the NFL, and most disappointing teams of 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 70:46


    Week 3 of the podcast and Austynn is fearing a 3-peat? Tune in for more shenanigans as we break down the Meltdown players of the week, JetStreamers for another bye week, and find out who's got the headwind or tailwind against them in the next few weeks. Tweet us @FFAirlines to chat or ask a question to be featured on the pod! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/flightoffantasy/support

    Episode 2, NFL Week 8 of 2021 - The Yankees of Football??

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 62:22


    So, we're back and hitting the mics consistently... Tune in for more shenanigans as we break down the Meltdown players of the week, more (hopefully better) JetStreamers, and some of that sweet narrative noise-cancelling on a few major fantasy players on your team. Tweet us @FFAirlines to chat or ask a question to be featured on the pod! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/flightoffantasy/support

    Episode 1, Week 7 of 2021 - Better late than never?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 90:01


    The show has arrived, and the combined power of Australia* and the United States will rock you for at least one or two minutes of our 70+ minute debut. Sit back, relax, and enjoy all things fantasy football league related, except actual fantasy advice. This week: Headwinds/Tailwinds, First Class, and JetStreamers for the bye week! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/flightoffantasy/support

    Coming Soon: Flight of Fantasy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2021 2:08


    What do you do after a global pandemic? What do you do when a pair of fools make a college football podcast and steal your name? You do what you planned on doing anyway: You Go Hard. Coming soon, the new and improved podcast. Now with 100% more host! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/flightoffantasy/support

    NFL Week 10, 2019: Proof thé anyone can replace Booger

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2019 40:25


    If you’re reading this, I’m already gone. On a short week enjoy this MNF play by play episode! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 9 2019: Drinking and Jiving and Making Austynn Cry

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2019 102:09


    This was a fantasy week for the books. Come listen as Michael and I chat about it and more. Perhaps you might even forget about starting Jags players! Share with friends, rate, and subscribe! Find the host or the pod on Twitter: @Rambler_Jones or @helmet2helmet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 8 2019: Jace to face interview, and taking a joke!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 88:42


    What's happening in the NFL after an interesting Week 8? Updates to injuries, players who let you down, and a key WR/CB matchup to watch in Week 9. Plus, we talk with Jace and hear about how bad it is to be such a shitty player after a fantasy championship. Share with friends, rate, and subscribe! Find the host or the pod on Twitter: @Rambler_Jones or @helmet2helmet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 7, 2019: Jace Chase, and why you're trading badly

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 58:32


    My league is a bunch of idiots, they're all easily insulted and quick to assume. Let their stupidity be your opportunity to learn! Just be nice and trade, dammit. Share with friends, rate, and subscribe! Find the host or the pod on Twitter: @Rambler_Jones or @helmet2helmet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 6 2019: Austynntatious and Trade Personals

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 72:02


    If two champions jerk each other off for a podcast, and the whole league is there to hear... does that make it better or worse? Share with friends, rate, and subscribe! Find the host or the pod on Twitter: @Rambler_Jones or @helmet2helmet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 5 2019: Helping you get Trade Laid, and Silver Bullets

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 61:20


    Need to know what you can do to get better this season? I am a total arseclown but can you blame me for trying to help? A new segment added this week, too! Share with friends, rate, and subscribe! Find the host or the pod on Twitter: @Rambler_Jones or @helmet2helmet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 4 2019: A very Christian gesture, and the Kingslayer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2019 40:30


    So, Christian was so kind as to give the down and out Jace a win. So kind. Wow. Meanwhile, Aaron and Paris would be undefeated without me. You're welcome. Share with friends, rate, and subscribe! Find the host or the pod on Twitter: @Rambler_Jones or @helmet2helmet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 3 2019: Alabama losing streak, and Paris ascending.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 46:11


    Ah, justice for Jace. Jactice? Justace? Did Paris just set a record, with Saquon on a stretcher? Find out in this installment. Share with friends, rate, and subscribe! Find the host or the pod on Twitter: @Rambler_Jones or @helmet2helmet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 2 2019: Catch-up, Fuck-up, Wake-up.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 36:50


    It's an easy Wednesday morning when the pod drops on time. Find out how the league did through Week 2, and what to watch for in Killer's Killer Corners. Share with friends, rate, and subscribe! Find the host or the pod on Twitter: @Rambler_Jones or @helmet2helmet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 1, 2019: New Segments on a Sunday Morning

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2019 30:19


    It's the first in-season episode of Helmet to Helmet! What has been happening? What's new? What's the deal with Jace's new drop? Come find out. Share with friends, rate, and subscribe! Find the host or the pod on Twitter: @Rambler_Jones or @helmet2helmet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    Preseason 2019 2: Draft Time!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 87:33


    A big challenge for all our listeners this week: can you make it through the longest and most boring draft podcast ever? Listen to the live taping of our first several rounds of draft, and comment to us about how shitty we did. Share with friends, rate, and subscribe! Find the host or the pod on Twitter: @Rambler_Jones or @helmet2helmet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Preseason 2019 Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 18:58


    Okay, so I picked a bum horse. In this episode I right a lot of other wrongs. Listen up and tune into Peru, fellas! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    Offseason 2019: A New challenge approaches!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2019 10:43


    Its been a while, so I figured I stop in and drop a truth bomb on ya. May 4th, watch it closely. Till after the wedding, see ya! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 17: Jace = Coal, the "Most Fantasy Time of the Year" performed by Kyle Lino

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2018 17:11


    The entire Shit Show Fantasy league must have been very naughty this year, or else we wouldn't have Jace as champ. Either way, Kyle's here to sing away the fantasy blues. Share with friends, rate, and subscribe! Find the host or the pod on Twitter: @Rambler_Jones or @helmet2helmet Special thanks to Kyle Lino, of Charley Peach (be sure to check some of their stuff out here.) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 16: Championship Star Wars, and Poet Laureate Deuxtemps Chámpïon

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2018 29:40


    Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire inside all of us to see Jace lose is delightful. If you've no place to go, play this 'sode play this 'sode play this 'sode. Merry Christmas to all listeners, and I hope everyone has a great champioship matchup, except you Jace. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 15: Playoff Payoff, Trade Time-Bombs, and an angry rant

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2018 38:57


    When the ban hammer calls, this commish listens... but not until the offseason. Where is the SSFFL's playoffs headed? We'll discuss! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 14: ! Long Time & Playoffs?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2018 50:02


    Yes, I've been a very absentee parent/podcaster. But I'm back and better than ever. Support the pod by sharing and rating, or you can beer me by donating! Follow us @helmet2helmet or @Rambler_Jones on Twitter. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 11: Write Yaron Songs and one eye on the Playoffs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2018 52:22


    We get the enigmatic Yaron Tilles as our special guest, as we dissect a weir week in football. Follow the podcast or its host on the Twits: @Rambler_Jones or @helmet2helmet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 10: A Playoff Peek and the Thrill of the Fight.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2018 36:31


    Oh, the joys of unpredictable sports sudo-gambling. What does the crystal ball say for our futures in the Shit Show? Follow the pod or its host on Twitter @helmet2helmet or @Rambler_Jones --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 9: Depression, Playoff Picture and the Yostess with the Mostest

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 63:11


    What would you do for a Klondike bar? What about a win when you're 2-6 as a former champ? These are the things we explore in the deep and challenging world of fantasy football Follow the pod or its host on Twitter, and share with your friends! @Rambler_Jones @helmet2helmet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 8: Champs on Champs, Fukitol and Advertising in imaginative ways

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 53:55


    A day early? What nonsense is this? Answer: the exact nonsense you've come to know and tolerate. Austynn the "Thunda from down unda everyone in standings" Machado is our guest, as I apologize for seeing a concert tomorrow night! Sponsored by Fukitol. Try Fukitol today! Follow the pod or its host on Twitter @helmet2helmet or @Rambler_Jones --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 7: Sister Christian and Grief-Eating a Mexican Pastry

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2018 45:31


    Our first in-person interview takes place in San Diego, as my team takes a tumble. But hey... The interview curse is BROKEN! Follow the Podcast or its host on Twitter, @helmet2helmet and @Rambler_Jones --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 6: Michael Weatherhead, and Trading Places

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2018 46:11


    What happens when you make trades willy-nilly in your league? Things change. People get hurt. People like Michael. Sorry Michael Follow the Podcast or its host on Twitter, @helmet2helmet and @Rambler_Jones --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 5: Jace Phones It In, and sweet release of Victory

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2018 44:54


    The champ is BACK baby, and we get to talk to Jace McDill from our league. Follow the pod or its host on Twitter @helmet2helmet or @Rambler_Jones. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 4: Undertakers, Trades and an Amber Alert

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2018 35:36


    Hello, have you seen me? Looking for a Mr. Win Winnerson, 35, Male. Players who sucked, and the usual chatter around a very sad fantasy league. Follow the pod or its host on Twitter @helmet2helmet or @Rambler_Jones. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 3: Players Who Suck! & a Big ol' Brown Star for Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2018 30:05


    We explore who's been letting you down so far, and what it feels like to be a two time champion who goes 0-2. Follow the show or its host on Twitter @helmet2helmet and @Rambler_Jones --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 2: Matches of the Week, Injuries & Pirate Stage Managers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2018 21:30


    We settle into our weekly segments, and I make amends for the worst mistake of my life. Yarrrrr-on! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    NFL Week 1: Regerts, Owner Drafts & More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2018 25:47


    Thanks for listening to Helmet to Helmet, follow us on Twitter @Helmet2Helmet, and stay tuned for more episodes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    Preseason Episode 2: In Memoriams

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2018 16:58


    we begin our trek into actual football insights, and remember those who are no longer playing with us. Press F to pay respects. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

    Welcome to Helmet to Helmet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2018 13:42


    If you're reading this, you're probably in my paltry league. But in case you aren't, this is the first in a series where I get to trash talk my fantasy subordinates. Today? Rules, draft order and three-peats. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/helmettohelmet/support

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