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In a world where the vast majority of people have special powers - there are Super Heroes, Super Villains, and a mountain of paperwork after the dust has settled. My name is Angus and I’ve been hired by the Super Human Action Response Team to help navigate the red tape of a super powered world along…

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    • May 22, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 37m AVG DURATION
    • 134 EPISODES


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    EP134 – Host in the Shell

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 30:37


    Angus tells Sal about how perfect his day has been. The post EP134 – Host in the Shell appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP133 – Crusted Canvas

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2025 40:05


    Angus is very into his new chair while Sal tries to go about business as usual. They guys sit down with their sandwich artist Justine (Desiree Connors Warmington) to learn more about the art form. And aren't CHAIRS the best? Everyone should grab a chair and sit down! The post EP133 – Crusted Canvas appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP132 – BFF: Black-Ops Fighting Force

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 27:35


    While Angus is getting fitted for his new chair, Sal meets up with a friend from his past life. Will this mysterious figure be able to lure Sal back into the exciting life of black ops missions? The post EP132 – BFF: Black-Ops Fighting Force appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP131 – Achairican Psycho

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 59:08


    Sal has a surprise planned for Angus and there is no way one could misinterpret his signals. A special guest arrives to help Angus pursue greater forms of comfort. The post EP131 – Achairican Psycho appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP130 – The Exact Distance Between Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 40:35


    Angus and Sal stall for time before their guest arrives. Ethan Pace (Jason Summers) comes on the show to discuss DEIA in Super City but it seems like something else is bugging him. The post EP130 – The Exact Distance Between Us appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP129 – Journey to Pan-delver

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 38:21


    Sal needs to re-season his cast iron pan in a short amount of time or risk failing his college course. Angus tags along hoping to go on an epic fantasy quest. The post EP129 – Journey to Pan-delver appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP128 – Take It! For Granted

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 37:23


    After a poorly timed snowplow pass Angus and Sal find themself stuck inside Sal's van! When in a situation like this there is only one way to pass the time….Board Games! The post EP128 – Take It! For Granted appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP127 – Maximum Security Blanket

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 51:19


    Angus and Sal need a break from looking after Travis, their feral ward. Thankfully Thaniel Hardass (Joshua Mayo) comes in to talk about Super City's Maximum Security Sleepaway Camp. The post EP127 – Maximum Security Blanket appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP126 – The Fast and The Generous

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 35:31


    Angus and Sal look to give back to the community by getting gifts for the children of Super City….a week after Christmas. How will they accomplish this? Why with time portals of course. The post EP126 – The Fast and The Generous appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP125 – A Moment of Paws

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 37:46


    Angus and Sal have found a monkey's paw and it could be the solution to all their problems. Now the guys know that a monkey's paw is always trying to get one over on you so they are going to try and be smart about this. Surely nothing will go wrong. The post EP125 – A Moment of Paws appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP124 – Recapturing Our Youth

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 37:15


    Angus and Sal are in a funk and decide to take a day off work and take Travis, Angus' ward, to do a bunch of activities for children around Super City. The post EP124 – Recapturing Our Youth appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP123 – Horsin' Around

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 45:40


    Angus and Sal reach out to the most famous podcaster in Super City, Rex “The Rocket” Roarke (Tuong La) for advice on how to get their show out to more people. The post EP123 – Horsin’ Around appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP122 – You've got Whale

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2024 50:36


    Angus and Sal attempt to prove a local manor is haunted to keep the mayor from replacing it with an offensive statue. But is there something more offensive lurking in the depth of the old Hedgerton Estate? The post EP122 – You've got Whale appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP121 – Don't Bank On It

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 46:58


    Angus is writing about a new meringue based diet while Sal secures another ad sponsor. The boys were also rewarded for thwarting Seth's crimes in the last episode and need to speak to financial expert Bullwinkle (Rich Hilborn) to figure out what they should do with the sizable reward. The post EP121 – Don't Bank On It appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP120 – Heroes Don't Do Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 36:55


    Angus calls Sal late at night with an emergency. He's in an apartment full of blood! Did Angus do something he'll regret? Is this the end of the podcast? And most importantly does Sal have time to grab a breaky sandwich? The post EP120 – Heroes Don't Do Murder appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP119 – A Sway With Words

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2024 42:19


    In hopes of raising some funds Sal takes on a questionable sponsor. Some fine print saddles Angus with his very own feral child ward. In hopes of bettering the communication between him and his ward Angus brings Super Cities Poet Laureate Fastidious Swag (Woody McCadden) on the show to show the boys exactly how powerful words can be. The post EP119 – A Sway With Words appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP118 – Dumpster Diving

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 41:41


    Angus and Sal are co-coaching their first little league game with the Grunge District Dumpster Divers. Will they be able to co-coach this ragtag group of kids to victory and will they compromise their morals to do so? The post EP118 – Dumpster Diving appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP117 – Unclogging The Heart

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 42:02


    Sal relishes his new found will to live and youth by living life in the fast lane. Angus reels from visiting his childhood home and learning it all might be a ruse. The boys are then visited by the custodian of one of Super City's community centers, Glorf (Leichelle Little) to talk about what it's like helping the city's youth. The post EP117 – Unclogging The Heart appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP116 – Stag Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 36:48


    Angus and Sal venture in The Enchanted District to hunt down the Fae Deer Trickster that stole Sal's will to live. Will they avoid the traps set by the devious entity… probably not. The post EP116 – Stag Party appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP115 – Seeking Conventional Wisdom

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 37:22


    Angus and Sal work on some pretty grim stories and decide to get a snack. After their snack break the boys are joined by Mike Keyes (Velvet Wells) a volunteer who works the lost and found booths at the many conventions of Super City. Can Mike Keyes help the boys find something they've lost? The post EP115 – Seeking Conventional Wisdom appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP114 – Odd Jobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2024 35:08


    While Angus recovers from a laser related eye injury Sal looks for a new part time job after getting fired from his last one for an “Oh Damn” moment. The post EP114 – Odd Jobs appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP113 – Live Theatre

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 42:51


    Angus and Sal head over to the Rat King Theatre to catch some of the night time programming. There they meet with Catherine Abernathy-Quill (Patrice-Ann Forbes) to see if anything can be done to save the theatre now that it's in Mayor Hick's sights. The post EP113 – Live Theatre appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP112 – Definitely Not A Waste Of Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2024 40:19


    Angus shows up late to the show after finding a treasure map in the walls of his apartment. The boys venture to Providence Park in hopes of not only saving the park but also themselves. This will surely not be a waste of anyone's time. The post EP112 – Definitely Not A Waste Of Time appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP111 – Thick Necks and Thin Skin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 47:50


    Sal works on a story around Super City's newest serial killer, The Haberdasher Slasher, while Angus discusses the finer points of skin donation. The guys are then visited by the sickly Weebly Creezer (Josh Mayo), a former resident of a local experimental lab. The post EP111 – Thick Necks and Thin Skin appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP110 – Laser Fest and Other Ungodly Side Hustles

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2024 42:31


    Sal is feeling better than ever and Angus is run down from working multiple jobs to raise money for their trial with Mayor Hicks. In fact Angus forgot that he had an extra shift and had to leave the episode early. The post EP110 – Laser Fest and Other Ungodly Side Hustles appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP109 – Dino NDA

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2024 45:40


    Angus and Sal celebrate their work to save the Museum of Personal History, until a mysterious character (Leslie Cserepy) appears to deliver some bad news. Is this character merely the herald of some greater threat….yes. The post EP109 – Dino NDA appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP108 – A Place To Recall Your Own

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2024 47:35


    In hopes of saving it from Mayor Hicks, Sal takes Angus to The Museum of Personal History to shine a light on the value it provides to the community. Inside Angus and Sal get to relive moments from their pasts and see what might have been… The post EP108 – A Place To Recall Your Own appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP107 – It's Morphin Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 41:48


    Angus and Sal are joined by Public Transportation Advocate C.J. Orion (Josh Degagné) who thinks less people should be driving on the roads of Super City. But with this guest there might be more than meets the eye. The post EP107 – It's Morphin Time appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP106 – Making an Omelette

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2024 31:20


    Angus and Sal are on vigilante patrol when they pick up a signal reporting a festive crime in progress. Can Angus and Sal save Easter….I wouldn't count on it. The post EP106 – Making an Omelette appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP105 – Dance Dance Resurrection

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 35:55


    While Angus and Sal try to find the perfect headline for an article they are visited by an undead backup dancer, Number 62 (Leichelle Little). But this dancer yearns to dance to their own beat. The post EP105 – Dance Dance Resurrection appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP104 – Caught In The Act Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2024 37:28


    Sal is recovering from a juice based diagnosis while Angus establishes contact with someone who can connect the Mayor of Super City to a series of crimes. When this informant Paul De Parle finally comes on the show it turns out getting the information from him will be harder than they expected. The post EP104 – Caught In The Act Out appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP103 – Transformative Life Experience

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2024 37:35


    Angus finally emerges from his cocoon with a new perspective. Sal has been plenty busy while Angus was gone, taking the safety of Super City and the comfort of his coworkers into his own hands. The post EP103 – Transformative Life Experience appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP102 – All Doom and Gloom

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2024 46:26


    Angus is a mess going through energy drink withdrawal while Sal fixes up the damage to the office. The boys are joined by a role model from Angus' edgier days, Gloom The Ferret (Tuong La) who fights for animal rights….with a gun! The post EP102 – All Doom and Gloom appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP101 – Walkie, Talkie, Run

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2024 47:03


    Angus and Sal Exchange gifts for Supemas and a harmless office prank unleashes something that not only threatens the employees of The Daily Deposit but the integrity of journalism across Super City. Can Sal and Angus undo what they've done? And more importantly can they figure out how to work walkie talkies. The post EP101 – Walkie, Talkie, Run appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP100 – The 100th Episode Spectacular

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2024 48:07


    Angus and Sal take to the stage at Super City's Rat King Theater for their 100th episode. The boys are interrupted by an old artificial frenemy and joined by Mighty Mind (Rich Hillborn) , a hero celebrating a 100th of his own. The post EP100 – The 100th Episode Spectacular appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP99 – Telling It Like It Is

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2023 41:46


    Angus talks with Sal about his new style. The boys are also visited by guest Chonklesha Versace (Jinny Lewis) the brutally honest publicist for Mayor Hicks. She tells it like it is. The post EP99 – Telling It Like It Is appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP98 – The 98th Annual Hero Day Parade

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2023 30:47


    Angus and Sal have been tasked with broadcasting the 98th Annual Hero Day Parade. They will describe in great detail each float, no matter how difficult, so you fine listeners who can't make it out to see the parade in person can still get into the holiday spirit. The post EP98 – The 98th Annual Hero Day Parade appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP97 – Fellas Saving Fellas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2023 38:16


    Angus and Sal break into The Super City Maximum Security Zoo to save their old friend RepTyler (Woody McCadden). But this time it might be the mystical Lizard Carpenter who saves them. The post EP97 – Fellas Saving Fellas appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP96 – That 90's Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2023 35:24


    Angus and Sal are visited by 90's radical dude Dunkaroos Blockbuster (Rich Hillborn) who gives them the 4-1-1 on what it's like to be a Dinosaur Person living in Super City. Only 90's kids will get this episode! The post EP96 – That 90's Show appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP95 – Deconstructive Criticism

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 41:06


    Angus contemplates moving from vigilante work into professional heroism. Sal brings up The Coil's Help reviews on the office's fancy new holo screen. The post EP95 – Deconstructive Criticism appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP94 – Stop And Smell The Noses

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 38:37


    Angus looks after Sal while he recovers from a broken leg. Super City Gravedigger Michigan Morton (Cole Parkin) comes on the show to discuss his long career and recent viral fame. The post EP94 – Stop And Smell The Noses appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP93 – When Chaos Strikes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2023 37:52


    In Super City the Heroes, Sidekicks, and Professional Victims are on strike! Angus and Sal want the inside scoop so they turn to a pro! Returning Guest Marge O'Donnell (Sarah Conway) returns and uses her expertise as a talent agent and anarchist to fill the guys in. The post EP93 – When Chaos Strikes appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP92 – Glued To Our Seats

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2023 33:18


    Angus and Sal have a huge night of activities planned; they just need to take a quick power nap. Meanwhile on the Super City Shopping Channel Zap Thunderthighs and Residual Angst show of a range of super powered products you can buy right now! The post EP92 – Glued To Our Seats appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP91 – A Fowl Stream

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2023 42:13


    Angus gets some work done after finally getting some sleep, Sal gets some concerning feedback and the guys are joined by Anthony Hawke aka BirdDude_69 (Meghan Murphy) a streamer in Super City. The post EP91 – A Fowl Stream appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP90 – Rambler's Anonymous

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2023 30:35


    Sal sets up a stakeout to bust a corrupt hero. Angus tags along, but can he resist the urge to intervene when someone is in trouble? The post EP90 – Rambler's Anonymous appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP89 – Oh, Bubo, Where Art Thou?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2023 44:00


    Angus and Sal receive a call from an old frenemy in prison, Bubo (Matt Barrow). What could possibly go wrong though he is safely locked away…. The post EP89 – Oh, Bubo, Where Art Thou? appeared first on PodCavern.

    EP88 – F.O.M.O. – Fear Of Multiversal Oblivion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 52:21


    After a recent string of prophecies, fortunes and predictions Angus and Sal are hooked on getting a sneak peak at what's in store for them. Eventually TAA Agent Altoid Bench (Jonas Mclean) has to step in and sort their tangled futures out, with what else but…. paperwork! The post EP88 – F.O.M.O. – Fear Of Multiversal Oblivion appeared first on PodCavern.

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