Two guys watch half way through movies they've never seen before, then make up how they think they will end.
Danny and Craig unveil their plan to make things right again.
New revelations come to light in the social media imposters case.
We receive some disturbing news that Karl from WATP is having issues with one of his social media accounts. We will not tolerate it.
Riding the wave of popularity from being featured on WATP, we take a moment to do a quick interview with some new fans across the world… but something doesn’t feel quite right…
We welcome back Kristen to help us with the first episode of Season 2 as we focus on a very special Marvel movie.
We wish you all the best in the new year, plus an update from the VM we left our friends at Who Are These Podcasts.
No guest & no movie on this special season-ender. We discovered that WATP dedicated an entire episode to “reviewing” us, so we figured the least we could do was return the favour with their same format. Stay “tuned” for season 2 coming soon…! Who Are these Podcasts
Our guest Michael helps us watch Harvey & Bob Weinstein’s 1986 creation: “Playing for Keeps” We drop a horrorcore Juggalo rap, interview someone close to our district superintendent problem, issue a warning about 1-star ratings, and read our product reviews. We watch ½ of “Playing for Keeps” & predict how it ends. Written & Directed Listen now
Our guest Alex helps us watch the sequel to the Christian “God’s Not Dead 2” We’re blessed with a beautiful prayer; consult an iTunes industry expert; get some salacious pregnancy gossip; sample an ad for new merch & have a saliva contest. We watch ½ of “God’s Not Dead 2” & predict how it ends. Listen now
Our guest Nick helps us watch the erotic Japanese anime “Swing Out Sisters”, about 3 siblings with a complicated relationship. Our People’s-corner is open for public rants; bombshell pregnancy-gossip; merch brainstorm & a sexy-lady guessing game. We watch ½ of the hentai “Swing Out Sisters” & predict how it ends. Created by: Shinonome Tarou | Listen now
Our guest Amanda helps us watch “Jigsaw”, newest of the Saw gore-porn franchise. One of our hosts is ill and spreads his disgusting disease to the others; we introduce a long-overdue listener terms of agreement; sample some premium bonus content & have a physical arm-wrestle to schedule our predictions. We watch ½ of “Jigsaw” & predict Listen now
Our guest Nicky helps us watch one of the most famous “golden-age of porn” movies. Can we help Brenda find love? Was Brian a “badboy”? Will the graphic sex scenes ruin our appetite for our deep-fried calzones? We watch ½ of the XXX Debbie Does Dallas & predict how it ends. Directed by: Jim Clark | Listen now
Our guest Karina helps us watch a youtube “conspiracy” video explaining why the world is flat. We’re hiring! Also, will we break free from our globester pubic school brainwashing? Will we get flat-earth-woke from NASA’s grip? We watch ½ of “Planet Flat Earth” & predict how it ends. Directed by: ODD Reality | Featuring clips from: Bill Listen now
Our guest Erich helps us watch an award-winning 2 hour-long music video. Are strippers the same as burlesque dancers? Will our guest be able to maintain focus? We watch ½ of Moulin Rouge & predict how it ends. Directed by: Baz Luhrmann | Starring: Starring Nicole Kidman Ewan McGregor John Leguizamo Jim Broadbent Richard Roxburgh | Listen now
Our guest Ciragh watches Bill Cosby’s 90’s comedy with us. Was his character better at being a ghost than the real Bill Cosby was at being a human? We watch ½ of Ghost Dad & try to predict how it ends. Directed by: Sidney Poitier | Starring: Bill Cosby Kimberly Russell Denise Nicholas Ian Bannen Listen now
Our guest Mike helps us watch an animated tale about the inner-workings of mobile phones, while a death in our podcasting family rocks our world. We watch ½ of The Emoji Movie & try to predict how it ends. Directed by: Tony Leondis | Starring: T. J. Miller James Corden Anna Faris Maya Rudolph Steven Listen now
Our guest Leah helps us watch Kevin Smith’s creepy Canadian tale about an old man’s dream of turning a man in to walrus. We watch ½ of Tusk & predict how it ends. Directed by: Kevin Smith | Starring: Michael Parks, Justin Long, Haley Joel Osment, Genesis Rodriguez, Johnny Depp | Running Time: 101 min Listen now
Our guest Rob helps us watch the haunting 1935 Nazi Propaganda movie, featuring Adolf Hitler and other prominent Third Reich leaders. We watch ½ of Triumph of the Will & predict how it ends. Directed by: GuiLeni Riefenstahl | Starring: Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler, Joseph Goebbels, Viktor Lutze | Running Time: 114 min
On this special “bonus episode” we invite a handful of former guests back on the show to watch half of a mysterious VHS tape which was “found” in an “abandoned” strip club, and try to predict how it ends. What’s on the tape? Will we watch the full 6 hours? What is a VHS tape?
Our guest Sarah helps us watch the 2018 Best Picture Oscar winner (Guillermo del Toro ‘s) The Shape of Water. Can a kiss transfer oxygen? How do fishmen have sex? Does our newly developed voting system work? We watch ½ of the Shape of Water & predict how it ends. Directed by: Guillermo del Toro Listen now
Our guest Harrison watches Bambi 2 (voiced by Patrick Stewart) with us and holds our hands through the tear-jerking moments, despite none of us having seen the original. Is Bambi a boy or a girl? Has someone in Bambi’s past died? Does Bambi grow horns or wings and get a boyfriend or girlfriend? We watch Listen now
Our guest Rhiannon helps us watch Tupac’s final movie – a comical crime-drama, commenting on society’s health care failures for the poor. We watch ½ of Gridlock’d & predict how it ends. Directed by: Vondie Curtis-Hall | Produced by: Damian Jones Paul Webster Erica Huggins | Starring: Tim Roth Tupac Shakur Thandie Newton | Running time: 91 min | Listen now
Our guest Nils helps us celebrate Valentine’s day by helping us watch this romantic comedy with Ellen Degeneres. We watch ½ of Mr. Wrong & predict how it ends. Directed by: Nick Castle | Produced by: Marty Katz | Starring: Ellen DeGeneres Bill Pullman Joan Cusack Dean Stockwell Joan Plowright | Running time: 96 min | Budget: $19 million Listen now
Our guest Becky helps us watch Britney Spears’ movie debut. Does dad (Dan Aykroyd) get back with priggy mom (Kim Cattrall)? What is a prig? Does Britney deliver a baby while in line for a music contest? Will Britney become the first virgin to get her PhD? We watch ½ of Crossroads & predict how Listen now
Our guest Jerome helps us watch the sequel to this dark cult classic. It’s been quite some time since the original (Jake Gyllenhaal, Drew Barrymore, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Patrick Swayze.) Will this sequel redeem the original and finally make sense? Will the rabbit guy make an appearance? Will we see more water-snakes pull people by their Listen now
Our guest Hana helps us predict the second half of Louis C.K.’s unreleased dramady. Curious about Louis C.K.’s ominous and poorly-timed exploration of sexuality in Hollywood, but refuse to watch it or can’t get your hands on it? Join us as we take a look the disgraced comedian’s film that was pulled from its premiere Listen now
Our guest Kristen helps us predict the second half of this raunchy cult classic. We navigate past morningwood, glory holes, peeping toms, and even some nudity in this very politically incorrect comedy. In this episode we watch half of Porky’s & try to predict its filthy ending. Directed by: Bob Clark | Starring: Kim Cattrall Scott Listen now
Our guest Matt helps us predict the second half of this erotic thriller. Sharon Stone, and her sexy legs, reprises her iconic character from the 90’s and her libido hasn’t slowed down at all. Will she do her trademark knickerless leg-cross? Join us as we find out. In this episode we watch half of Basic Listen now
Our guest Gillian helps us predict the second half of this 2016 reboot. The ghostbusters are back with all-female leads who hate ghosts as much as the original gang (Bill Murray Dan Aykroyd Sigourney Weaver Harold Ramis Rick Moranis.) Will slimer make an appearance? How about the Stay Puft Marshmellow man? Join us as we Listen now
Our guest Stephen helps us predict the second half of this steamy sequel, set in 1958 amidst the Cuban revolution. Will our couple do the famous Dirty Dancing lift? Will baby be put in a corner? Will Fidel Castro lead the revolution to victory? Join us as we find out. In this episode we watch Listen now
Our guest Jessica helps us predict the second half of this joyful Christmas story. Will Chewbacca and Han Solo make it home to their family for the holidays? Which Golden Girl will make an appearance? How many songs will princess Leia sing? Will Darth Vadar and his Storm Troopers mellow out for Christmas? Will R2D2 and Listen now
Our guest Charles helps us predict the second half of this exciting Christmas sequel. Despite no Macaulay Culkin and despite never actually being alone in this movie, Kevin McCallister is forced to battle the Wet Bandits all over again – this time in a modern Smart Home. Join us as we go on a Christmas thrill ride. Listen now
Our guest Ken helps us predict the second half of this supernatural movie. In this episode we watch half of Paranormal Activity & try to predict its scary ending. Directed by: Oren Peli | Starring: Katie Featherston Micah Sloat | Distributed by: Paramount | Running time: 86 min | Box Office: 193.4 million
Our guest Dave helps us predict the end of this musical drama about a young girl dealing with split-personality syndrome. Does she finally go all the way with the boy? Our guest sure has lots of theories about her carnal adventures… Directed by: Peter Chelsom | Starring: Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Emily Osment, Jason Earles, Mitchel Musso, Moisés Arias, Lucas Till | Listen now
Our guest Rebecca helps us predict the ending of this epic “Alien vs. Predator” showdown – who’s your money on? We finally get our first girl-guest on the show, much to the chagrin of our misogynist-accusing haters. We follow the clash of these two huge franchises, as Ridley Scott’s classic Alien takes on Predator (popularized by Arnold Schwarzenegger.) On Listen now
Our guest Ed helps us watch this barrage of male-nipples. How will we process this wild stripper movie? One of our more serious tasks is tackling nudity: we each try to guess how many penises will appear. How many penises do you think there will be? (Bonus guess for boobs) We watch ½ of Magic Listen now
Our guest Aaron helps us predict the second half of Sex and the City. Despite not seeing much of the preceding TV show, we dare to take on this feisty movie! How do 3 boys fare at making sense of the girls’ (Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha Jones) adventures – and will any of them end up with Listen now
Our guest Sam hates horror movies… but somehow through a series of miscommunications we ended up forcing him to watch the followup to the 2009 Human Centipede (First Sequence.) If you’ve never heard of this horror franchise, it might be for the best. Suffice to say it’s gore-porn at its worst… (best?) A demented man goes Listen now
Our guest Aitor helps us predict the second half of The Fate of the Furious. We bravely decided to start our predictions with the 8th instalment to this franchise, despite not having seen any of the preceding (Fast and the Furious) movies. If this entire franchise were fused in to one, it’d be the equivalent of us walking in Listen now
We bravely watch the movie that introduced S&M, Sadomasochism, BDM, & spanking in to campy popular culture. Before we can get to the sequels (Fifty Shades Darker 2017 & Fifty Shades Freed 2018) we’ll need to wrap up with this naughty original. In this episode we watch half of 50 Shades of Grey & try to Listen now
In this introduction episode, hosts Danny and Craig sit down and discuss the format of the show, how it works, and also advise listeners to be forgiving of the first few “loosey goosey” episodes.
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