Hunter & Leslie Byte This

Hunter & Leslie got an interesting email on today's "He Said, She Said".  Divorced couple have situation over kids spending time with Dad during Mother's Day weekend.  It's his scheduled time and Mom wants the boys to go to brunch and shopping with her.  Dad wants to take the boys fishing and camping because it is his weekend.  However, it is MOTHER'S DAY.   We took your calls and texts.  

Ya'll know Luke Bryan has new song "Knockin' Boots" that we love to play on BOB.  Now it's a throwback to the 90's song from Candyman.  However, it still means the same thing.  So we asked you what's better than "Knockin' Boots"  Hunter thinks nothing.   Leslie thinks peanut butter.  We take your call and texts.  

Its looks like Avenger's Endgame will be the highest grossing film of all time (Leslie still hasn't seen it).  Adjusted for inflation, the only movie it won't surpass is Gone With The Window.  Hunter has never seen it.   Leslie thinls "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." is from another movie.  They are both put on blast by you.  

Yeah, we all tip 'em back.   Sometimes we have one too many and that can lead to Red Cup Regrets.   Have a story?  We would love to hear yours.  Keebler apparently asked our two girls.  One he took to Chili's.  The second girl works at Chili's.  

Inspired by another arrest from "The People of Walmart"  A woman in Wichita Falls, Kansas was banned for life from Walmart for rippin' around on a Rascal Scooter while downing red wine from a Pringles can.  Hunter & Keebler feel she is a genius.  They have agreed ro watch The Bachelor tonight because Leslie asked and they will be emulating this stroke of genius.  Keebler will pair Pizza Pringles with a red.  Hunter will pair a DIll Pickle Pringles with a white.  Review of The Bachelor tomorrow. 

Leslie on sports is the greatest thing ever.  Keebler wants her to watch the NFL Playoffs and report back   Hunter wants her to go cold.  Knowing nothing is a beautiful thing.  Cause piuppies.  

We were talking avout #JanUHairy trending on IG.  Our favorite caller Becky hit us up and is all about shaving,.  However she did bring up that she dated a male stripper.  This led to Leslie admitting that she dated two strippers.  And scene...

So...there;s a new trend on the old IG.  #JanUHairy,   Girls aren't shaving and posting their results.   Leslie wants to be smoove.  Keebler likes it smoove.  Hunter is horrified at the site of his own arm pits and wants to post his pits on IG.   #JanUHairy 

Leslis asked Hunter and Keebler to watch the 23rd season of The Bachelor.  They tried to do the first installment of #BachelorBros.  However, there was this little thing called the National Championship last night.  Leslie not only didn't know but didn;t care.  The resulr is worrh a listen.   Alabama Crimson Tadpoles...

Elf.  The Drinking Game. Son of a Nutcracker.  DO NOT DO THIS!!! 

Pinterest is the devil.  They posted (just in time for the holidaze) Elf,  The Drinking Game.  Leslie wanted nothing to do with it, so Hunter & Keebler attempted it as a public service.  Keebler didn't make it.  This a game NO ONE (TRUMP CAPS) should ever play.   Always drink respoinsibly.  This was the opposite of that.  #ArcticPuffin

Everyone can do at least one impression,  Leslie drops it down to give her best SlingBlade.   Keebler tries his hand at Christopher Walken,  And then there's Hunter.   

Talking about our favorite Christmas movies.  For some reason, Lelsie has never seen The Polar Express.  She thought it was the Polar Bear Express.  That was all the room Hunter needed to give a review (5 stars) of The Polar Bear Express.   

Hunter is a Starbucks fanatic.  Every day.  Venti.  Dark.  Room for cream.  Keebler let Hunter know that for $40,00 bucks, you can get FREE Bucks for a month.  Except it's not FREE.   You still have to pay 1/2.  Leslie thinks Hunter should just make coffee at work.  

In today's show, everyone is triggered.  There was massive Netflix scare.   Friends almost was taken away.  Hunter and Keebler freaked out.  Leslie HATES Friends.  Keebler hates The Office.  Hunter rants on Meredith from Grey's Anatomy and it's pointed out that Hunter is so basic Meredith it's scary.  Why can't we all get along?  Cause you don't like my shows!  Also, vegans want to change the saying "Bringing home the bacon"  

Starting out a Manic Monday with achey hips from the Savannah Bridge Run.  Hunter rants about the valditiy Schweenie as a service animal.  The Dawgs loss.   Leslie and Keebler think Hunter needs a lady,   Apparently, ladies dig single fathers.  Yeah, pull this, it plays Jingle Bells.  Also, guys fall in love in 10 minutes versues 14 dates for women.   

Leslie had to make a very difficult annoucement.  Leslie's husband Steve is in a battle with stage 3 throat cancer.  Leslie will be with her husband as he goes through this difficult time.  Leslie will be still part of the show remotely from Florida.  We greatly appreciate the BOB family for all your prayers and support during this difficult time.  

Leslie loves Discovery ID.   "Wives With Knives"  or as Hunter calls it "The Stabby Channel."  Today's story...Murder by Whitesnake!  Also, Hunter learns cutting off Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again" after the long, wimpy beginning before the guitars hit, makes ya'll mad.   

Dateline:  Bluffton, SC.   I AM SORRY BUT CHICK-FIL-A will close for renovations on July 20th.  For six weeks!   You will have to go to Beufort or Svannah if you want some pre-blessed chicken!  I KNOW!!!!!  Why?  How could this happen in one of America's fastest growing cities?  The in-humanity!!!! Sad emoji.  

IHOB LIED.  There I said it.  They lied to us all.  Yeah, ya know that whole "what's the B for?"  let me clog up your feed, what does the "B" all mean thing?   Well slow down Miss Daisy before you try and rearrange the alpabet.  It was never a thing.  They weren't changing a dang thing,  A publicity stunt.  All they wanted to do is celebrate their "60th birthday" with short stacks for 60 cents.   Yeah, IHOB or IHOP or IHOT (International House of THANOS).  You can snap your fingers once, but remember there's a sequel coming.   And I know the spoilers.  60 years old?  I don't believe you.  You're like an old 3x divorced dude posting he's 45 and "athletic" on Farmer's Only.  We know what you're up to.  We (Hunter) has had enough of the lying.  However, Leslie is hungry and needs your sizzurp.  How dare you IHOB?  What in the actual "B" is wrong with you????

Hunter & Leslie step into a Pengolin vortex.   So what is a Pengolin!   Did you know that the Pengolin is the most trafficked animal in the world?  It's so bad that zoologists are trying to life fingerprints off their scales to identifty poachers.  Apparently, Pengolins are used for "medicine" (male enhancement?) and are also delicious.  Horrible.  So Leslie and Hunter googled Pengolin   OMG!  It's like a drunk snake and made sexy time with an armadillo and a moldy avocado.   Hunter & Leslie feel that there hasn't been a solid nature video since the Honey Badger (click here if you have never seen it or need refresher.) so, let's learn about the Nasssstay Pengolin together on this episode of Hunter & Leslie.

Leslie's life is an endless loop of Enya's Orinco Flow.   Constantly playing in the background of her life.  Listen to Leslie's simple story of how a simple trip for Almond Milk turns into a Squints from "The Sandlot" Wendy Peppercorn moment.

A new survey is out.  Finally, we know what you single ladies want.  Jason Momoa?  Ryan Reynolds?  Nah.  You want a single dad with a dad bod.  It's science!  Or a survey.  Or complete rationalization of doughiness.  You can read about the survey Dad Bod Survey.  And all you "Single Ladies" if you "like it, you should've put a ring on it."

Call it a zerbert "The other definitions have the right meaning (a sloppy kiss where you blow, making a farting sound,) but this spelling and pronunciation have diverged from the original, and should be considered incorrect. This word was first introduced on "The Cosby Show", (Season 2, Episode 11) and explicitly spelled out "ZRBTT". It was also clearly pronounced without the final "r" sound given here. It was spelled repeatedly by several characters. The subtitles as aired on the show spelled it "Zurbitt" when Bill Cosby was pronouncing it as if it were a real word. Part of the joke of this word is that it's a nonsense spelling without vowels." Call it a raspberry "when you blow directly on someone's bare skin resulting in a tickling sensation for the other person and makes a 'farting' sound, usuallydone on ones stomache I gave my boyfriend a raspberry the other day and then we just started tickling each other." Leslie hates them. 

Now this is a new way to massage your baby.  This woman has been getting attention for the way she's swingin' her baby around (or as Hunter likes to say, Bell Biv Devoe'n it).  Seems like she's coming in a little hot no?   Hunter & Leslie break down Baby Swangin' and why Leslie hates zerberts... Ladies and gentleman, Mr Jon Anderson

Leslie has a few loves.  Puppies.  Kitties.  Trees.  19 Crimes wine and murder!!!!!   What could go wrong when you stay up past midnight, drink a hella lots of 19 Crimes, watch the "Stabby Channel"  and get on with your morning at 4 AM?  Hunter in fear of his own mortality has introduced Leslie to a new show on Netflix.  It's called The Staircase.  Check it out... On a side note, this dude totally did it.  Never trust a man named Peterson.  

Leslie has been up way to late this week.  She's really into Discovery ID.  More specifically a show called "Wives With Knives."  Can't get enough of it.  To make matters worse, Leslie has taken to drankin' a lot of 19 Crimes.  It's the wine with criminals on it.  If you download the 19 Crimes app (here) the criminals will talk to you.  What could go wrong?   Yeesh!   If I ever disappear one morning, you'll know what happened.  Ask the app!

You're getting to know Hunter & Leslie.  They are getting to know you.  Hunter is kinda (really) a nerd.  This works spendidly as the office is a Leslie says "drowning in nerds."  Think of Leslie as Penny to Hunter's Leonard.  Annnnnnd Lelsie won't get that reference.   It's time for Hunter's Knights of the Nerd Round Table. Infinity War edition.

Leslie is amazing!  Hunter has never seen anyone house so many donuts in one sitting and yet come out looking like Leslie.  Just so happens that Leslie is in luck.  Entenmann's is in search of a Chief Donut Officer.  It pays $5000.00 as the grand prize and a year supply of donuts.  Add in a Entenmann's track suit and we got a CDO.  This will happen for Leslie!

Leslie is amazing!  Hunter has never seen anyone house so many donuts in one sitting and yet come out looking like Leslie.  Just so happens that Leslie is in luck.  Entenmann's is in search of a Chief Donut Officer.  It pays $5000.00 as the grand prize and a year supply of donuts.  Add in a Entenmann's track suit and we got a CDO.  This will happen for Leslie!

So you may have heard the story of the woman who is in the Guiness Book of World Records for doing 60 minutes worth of burpees!  That was 1490 burpees!  Not in a row now.  What she did was hard, but people are claiming she didn't actually do a burpee.  Hunter and Leslie weigh and Hunter wedges in his Crossfit addiction (again).  Click here to see the burpee debate!

Leslie is "drowning in nerds" but decides to take the Infinity War challenge.  All she has to do is nail some Marvel characters by looking at them.  It didn't go well.  Robert Downey Jr. is "Black Snake."  By the hammer of Thor!  

Hunter has an incredible fear of clowns.  This story is BANANAS!    A 19 year girl has been sentenced to 11 years in prison for stabbing her boyfriend during bow chicka-wow-wow.  And...she was dressed as a clown.  Apparenty, he was afraid of clowns too.  Hunter & Leslie rant about clowns, fish sandwiches and dressing up.  Somehow it all ties together.  Clowns still suck.  Click here for the Killer Clown story.

You're getting to know Hunter & Leslie.  They are getting to know you.  Hunter is kinda (really) a nerd.  This works spendidly as the office is a Leslie says "drowning in nerds."  Think of Leslie as Penny to Hunter's Leonard.  Annnnnnd Lelsie won't get that reference.   It's time for Hunter's Knights of the Nerd Round Table. Infinity War edition

More thoughts on the killer clown girl.