It’s 2020 And We’re Reading Twilight

Another action-packed episode awaits as Emi and Serra take on the next 5 chapters of Betrayed! Floor painting, inconvenient deaths, and STD's included! (Note: for legal reasons, this is a joke. The Literary Masters podcast is not responsible for any paint, deaths, or STD's you may experience.)(00:00:00) Pre-Episode(00:00:37) Intro(00:10:22) The Oops Segment(00:11:59) Chapter 16(00:20:38) Chapter 17(00:31:48) Chapter 18(00:40:39) Chapter 19(00:54:03) Chapter 20(01:03:05) Sign OffContact us by email at literarymasterspod@gmail.com or on Twitter (it shall not be called by its other name) @litmasterspod.Contact Emi on Twitter @emofmanynames.

Emi and Serra fight for their lives as they recommit themselves to the harrowing experience that is reading Betrayed! Join them for chapters 11-15 as the Borg Invasion begins! (00:00:00) Intro(00:11:19) Chapter 11(00:40:50) Chapter 12(00:51:59) Chapter 13(01:10:30) Chapter 14(01:29:03) Chapter 15(01:42:25) Sign OffContact us by email at literarymasterspod@gmail.com or on Twitter (it shall not be called by its other name) @litmasterspod.Contact Emi on Twitter @emofmanynames.

Emi and Serra return from their week long hiatus for a new...semester(?) at the House of Night. It's time for book two - BETRAYED! Join them as they scream through the first 10 chapters!Warning: This episode does include discussion of topics related to sexual violence and grooming. If you or someone you know has been the victim of sexual assault, call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673 in the United States or the Rape Crisis Network Europe at +44 (0)141 331 4180.Donate to the Cherokee Nation at cherokee.org or the Cherokee Preservation Foundation at cherokeepreservation.orgContact us by email at literarymasterspod@gmail.com or on Twitter (it shall not be called by its other name) @litmasterspod.Contact Emi on Twitter @emofmanynames.

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Apologies for the slightly clipped audio, but I didn't want to go about recording this again at the moment, for reasons I'm sure you'll understand.It seems our little show is coming to its (hopefully temporary) end. I'll (Emi) be taking over all accounts and handling any future content. That means you can still get in touch with me on Twitter via my personal account, @emofmanynames, as well as the show's account, @litmasterspod. What Serra will be doing with their personal accounts is a bit unclear at the moment, so if you have a message for them, feel free to send it my way. I'd be happy to pass it on.#StayMad(CCR's "Have You Ever Seen the Rain" plays us out.)

Emi and Serra have lost all their hinges in the final episode of Marked by PC and Kristin Cast. Next time we'll be reading chapters 1-10 of book 2 in the House of Night series, Betrayed! Follow us on twitter @litmasterspod, Emi is @EmOfManyNames and Serra is @sarahswilton!

Come dox Serra's mom with us as we read chapters 11-18 of Marked! Follow us on twitter @litmasterspod, Em is @EmOfManyNames and Serra is @sarahswilton!

I want to take a break from the jokes to invite anyone with a few dollars to spare to donate to the Cherokee Nation at cherokee.org or the Cherokee Preservation Foundation at cherokeepreservation.org Follow us on Twitter @litmasterspod, Emi is @EmOfManyNames, Serra is @sarahswilton

I honestly have no idea what's happening in this final episode of our series on Warm Bodies. Next time we'll be back with episode one of our series on House of Night, starting with chapters 1-10 of book 1: Marked! Follow us on twitter @litmasterspod, Emi is @EmOfManyNames, and Serra is @sarahswilton!

SKIP TO 9 MINUTES TO AVOID DISCUSSIONS OF BODILY FLUIDS Emi & Serra reveal just how little alcohol they consume in the third episode of their series on Isaac Marion's Warm Bodies. Follow us on Twitter @litmasterspod, Emi is @EmOfManyNames, Serra is @sarahswilton!

Serra & Emi deep dive on zombies' hobbies and being unable to visualize things in their second episode on Isaac Marion's Warm Bodies! Follow us on Twitter @litmasterspod, Emi is @EmOfManyNames and Serra is @sarahswilton!

Serra & Emi discuss life, death, and butt hair in this first installment of their series on Isaac Marion's Warm Bodies. Follow us on Twitter @litmasterspod, Emi is @EmOfManyNames, Serra is @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah come to a resolution about the future of the series as they finish up James Patterson's Maximum Ride: School's Out -- Forever! Follow us on Twitter @litmasterspod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Merry Christmas and happy holidays from us to you! Follow us on twitter @litmasterspod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

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Alright, I'm gonna say it. It's not an eagle screech. I listened to like 30 eagle sounds on royalty free sites and it turns out eagles have really lame screeches. They don't sound anything like they do in the movies or in those weird army recruitment commercials. So what did I do? I used a hawk screech--THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A FRAUD! I USED A HAWK SCREECH WHEN I SAID I WOULD USE AN EAGLE SCREECH and you know what? I'm not sorry. If eagles wanted to be in the episode they wouldn't have the ferocity of toddlers. Follow us on Twitter @litmasterspod, Em @EmOfManyNames and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah explore the dastardly world of James Patterson's ghostwriters in this bonus episode. Follow us on twitter @litmasterspod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Emi & Sarah restate their relationship status while they discuss James Patterson's Maximum Ride: School's Out - Forever! Follow us on Twitter @litmasterspod Emi @EmOfManyNames and Sarah @sarahswiltonThank you so much for being patient with the upload times, life has been very scattered and crazy recently and it's been harder to focus on any one thing. I know we make a lot of jokes but the people behind this show are very grateful to have people who listen to us and care about usAlso Sarah is sorry they're a mental case

Em & Sarah deep dive into their collective pasts as they begin James Patterson's Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever. Follow us on Twitter @litemasterspod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Emi, Sarah, and special guest Steffi dissect the final pages of The Angel Experiment, while also giving commentary on the current situation in Afghanistan. For more information on the country itself and how you can help, visit https://bit.ly/3D8lUcm Follow us on Twitter @litmasterspod, Em @EmOfManyNames, Steffi @BeingSteffi, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Do not drink every time Iggy is blind during chapters 76 thru...100 something, I don't remember. Follow us on Twitter @litemasterspod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

We went off book for this one. We'll be back next week with more Maximum Ride goodness! Follow us on twitter @litmasterspod, Em @EmOfManyNames and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Emi and Sarah read chapters 49 thru 75 of Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment...and they've had it UP TO HERE with James Patterson's nonsense. Follow us on twitter @litmasterspod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Emi witnesses Sarah's mental breakdown as they read through chapters 26-48 of James Patterson's Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment. Follow us on Twitter @litmasterspod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah begin a new spiral into madness as they work through chapters 1-25 of James Patterson's Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment. Follow us on Twitter @litmasterspod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

I'm so sad. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em is @EmOfManyNames, Sarah is @sarahswilton. Join us next week for chapters 1-30 of James Patterson's Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment!

Em & Sarah question Edward Cullen's kissing choices throughout chapters 21-25 of Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of sexual assault involving a child. We do our best not to linger on the subject, but as it is a pivotal part of this section we felt it should be discussed. This section covers chapters 16 thru 20 of Midnight Sun, this discussion takes place during the discussion of chapter 20. If you or someone you know has been the victim of sexual assault, call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673 in the United States or the Rape Crisis Network Europe at +44 (0)141 331 4180. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton

Em & Sarah flashback to early 2000's nu metal as they discuss chapters 11 thru 16 of Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun. Follow us on twitter @2020Twilightpod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of sexual violence. Em & Sarah project their gayness onto Angela Weber while they discuss chapters 6 thru 10 of Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun. If you or someone you know has been the victim of sexual assault, call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673 in the United States or the Rape Crisis Network Europe at +44 (0)141 331 4180. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton

Em & Sarah finally get to read the book they've been waiting a decade for: Midnight Sun by Stephenie Meyer. Questionable assassination discussions and thousands of sexual conquests abound in the first five chapters, all in a measly...hour and forty-five minutes? Oh dear god it's happening again-- Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah have a one-sidedly emotional discussion on the ending of the Twilight Saga as they dissect Breaking Dawn: Part 2. Which side is in their feelings? Guess. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah get historical while they talk through chapters 34 thru 39 of Stephenie Meyer's "Breaking Dawn." This is your official parental advisory warning, we get weird in this one. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah debate vampire biology as they discuss chapters 29 through 33 of Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah avoid using comic sans while they discuss chapters 24 through 28 of Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah discuss vampire aphrodisiacs and piles of potatoes in their discussion of chapters 19 thru 23 of Stephenie Meyer's "Breaking Dawn." Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah lose their actual minds discussing the 2011 film "Breaking Dawn - Part 1." Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah scream to the high heavens about possibly the worst part of the Twilight saga so far: chapters 13-18 of Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah cure their congestion while they discuss chapters 8 thru 12 of Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn.

Em & Sarah speculate just how many book podcasts could possibly exist in Australia during their discussion of chapters 4 thru 7 of Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn. Follow us on twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah lead a child-free lifestyle while they discuss the first three chapters of Stephenie Meyer's literary masterpiece, Breaking Dawn. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah recast the Twilight Saga in the final episode of their series on Stephenie Meyer's Eclipse. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of sexual assault. Em and Sarah get descriptive and sad throughout chapters 22 thru 27 of Stephenie Meyer's Eclipse. If you or someone you know has been the victim of sexual assault, call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673 in the United States or the Rape Crisis Network Europe at +44 (0)141 331 4180. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah take a trip to the past in this special Christmas bonus episode! Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of sexual assault. Em & Sarah criticize Alice Cullen's party planning skills in their break down of chapters 16-21 of Stephenie Meyer's Eclipse. If you or someone you know has been the victim of sexual assault, call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673 in the United States or the Rape Crisis Network Europe at +44 (0)141 331 4180. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of sexual assault. Em & Sarah put on their thinking caps and consider the relationship dynamics throughout chapters 11 thru 15 of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight. If you or someone you know has been the victim of sexual assault, call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673 in the United States or the Rape Crisis Network Europe at +44 (0)141 331 4180. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em & Sarah pay tribute to one of their favorite podcasts, Let's Get Haunted, on this bonus episode of It's 2020 And We're Reading Twilight. Listen to Let's Get Haunted on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, SoundCloud, and follow them on Twitter @LetsGetHaunted! Follow us on twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em and Sarah slowly begin to appreciate Edward Cullen in chapters 6 thru 10 of Stephenie Meyer's Eclipse. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em and Sarah have an existential crisis over whether or not they're living and breathing during their discussion on the first five chapters of Stephenie Meyer's Eclipse. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames and Sarah @sarahswilton!

Em and Sarah sit down for a sandwich-making lesson with special guest Brandon on the film-discussion episode of their series on Stephenie Meyer's New Moon. Follow us on Twitter @2020TwilightPod, Em @EmOfManyNames, Sarah @sarahswilton, and Brandon @BrandonTWilton1!