Marcus and Sandy Off The Air

Valentine's coming in hot. Are you ready? Do you care? Marcus still needs to figure out if this is at all a thing at his house, and his Corey going to thaw out Jason's cold heart when it comes to V day? Oh, also, don't use a Snickers bar like THIS, ok?

She was just making those big bucks on Only Fans... she didn't mean to save someone's life!

Would you want to be composted after you're gone? Your family could grow their garden with you! Sounds kinda cool but we have some questions...

Where is the strangest place you ever... ya know... outside of the bedroom and the home? Car? Airport bathroom? Port-o-potty... wait what!?

We've got some "sexy" texts to send your partner while they are at work. Are these too corny though? Plus, how Corey, Marcus, and Jason try to keep the romance alive in their own relationships.

What is wrong with this guy? ...and he's going to give Corey and Jason $10 million each? Dang! Mega Millions... what we would do with the money if we win.

19 year old Only Fans model gets kicked out of her parents house, makes one million bucks, then the parents come to live with her. Dream or nightmare?

Sandy fell in love with a magazine cover model... then found out he's real. She usually falls for stock images or those guys in picture frames at Target. Is there hope of an actual hook up on this one?

Marcus is the closest thing to the "streets" we have around here, so he's gonna drop some knowledge on how to survive out there.

Who is the best drunk? Who could survive the best in prison? Burning questions you have always wondered about the cast of the Marcus & Sandy show will be discussed in depth!

Pro tip for all those coupled up out there: Don't hold in your gas. It's bad for your health. Not that passing gas in front of your partner is sexy, but there are ways to deal with this problem.

This stuff sounds kinda fun and cool, and maybe even looks good in a movie, but actually doing this in the bedroom? Nah...

Is this even real? Jason's thinks these tips for making a woman find you attractive are legit... let's let the actual woman on the show be the judge of that.

It was a relaxing but typical holiday break. Sandy went hiking in Arizona, Marcus went wine tasting, Jason had a vasectomy. ...wait, what?

What are you into? Sandy met a BDSM last week, and we are ready to explore!

Stuff that guys think women care about, but they actually don't care at all ...or do they? Sandy drops knowledge on all us dumb males.

The key to a long relationship? No mansplaining! Marcus and Jason know this, but still struggle.

This is the definitive list of things that look cool in porn, but are terrible ideas in real life. Honestly, some of this stuff isn't even cool in porn!

How do you tell you someone F YOU, without saying F YOU? Pro tips for your next passive aggressive interaction.

How are your childhood Halloween memories? For Sandy it involved wanting to be way too sexy at a very young age, and Jason dressing up like a catholic school girl when he was way too old to be doing so.

We had a chance to chat with our dear friend Renel (the voice of the SF Giants) about their huge success this year and her long road to what we call 'Legendary' status as a Bay Area Icon and trailblazer.We discuss why the team is so great this year, who the hottest player is that Sandy should keep her eye on and root for, and advice Renel has for girls, women, and minorities trying to make it in the business of sports and broadcasting.

One of our listeners is sharing her story of a very odd encounter with none other than Nic Cage! Why is this guy in the news so much right now?

Marcus just saw the new Clint Eastwood movie... and he is PISSED.

Is dog poop a good way to get revenge on someone? Surprisingly, it happens way more often than we ever realized!

Sandy is back from another amazing trip to Las Vegas, and she's still hot from seeing the Magic Mike live show. Married and coupled up men: Sandy reveals why you absolutely should send your lady to see this show.

What a wild week in the world of Only Fans! They can't take away what we really want, can they? Plus, the types of, umm, "content" that Marcus, Sandy and Jason enjoy the most.

Airplane windows are situated so oddly. Who controls it if it's between two seats? Sandy has extra anxiety when she sits window because she worries about what the middle seat person thinks. Who cares about the middle seat person???

Apps are being banned that help sugar daddies find sugar babies. How rude! Plus, which older celebs are we totally hot for?

What's your most memorable celebrity sighting or interaction? Marcus has had many, and he's even dishing on what he thought was the most awkward and odd celeb interaction... but Sandy and Jason think he made an offensive mistake that pissed this star off.

Mariya Koroleva US Olympic Synchronized Swimming star is on the line with us to discuss the pressures of the games, plus the real deal about drinking, fraternizing, and hook ups in the Olympic village.

Sandy had a really, really good weekend. Well, according to her she did. Everyone else is a little horrified.

Scale of 1 to 10, how much do you want to get freaky with a sexy robot? Does it matter if it just lies there, or does it need to blink and talk to you?

Could Sandy do it? One husband and a bunch of sister wives? Could be fun!

How bad is prison, really? Producer Jason is convinced he could do time. Marcus and Sandy think he would be eaten alive. How a Buzzfeed article convinced Jason he made out for a life of crime.

Marcus is on his way to Palm Springs. That's a long drive and we are pretty sure he isn't allowing potty breaks. Plus, Jason got away last weekend to pretend like he didn't have kids... and it was glorious!

A lot of people think that their spouse is much better looking than they are. Marcus and Jason are just trying to lose a few pounds cause they think their hot wives could bounce them any second.

Here are the compliments NOT to ever give a woman. Whoops, I think Marcus and Jason have said all of these things.

Are you offended when your parents call you and tell you get your childhood crap the hell out of their house? Sandy takes it like her parents are trying to break up with her. Jason is glad to take possession of his old teddy bear... he doesn't want his parents bad energy impacting Sunshine Bear!

Beings from another universe have already arrived according to Sandy. ...and it's being confirmed by the government?

What happens when you check in on people you knew years ago, and find out something so shocking it makes you question how good a person you really are? I mean, we've known producer Jason is sort of a terrible person for a while now, so is this really that crazy?

What are some pro tips if your co-worker shows up nude on your company Zoom meeting? This has happened to, or will happen to everyone, right? Better be prepared!

What if your kid didn't want the name you chose for them anymore? OK, maybe you could deal but if they wanted to be called a mathematical equation, or a plant, or... a stripper name.

Move first, ask questions later. Where would you go if could move anywhere, right now? What's this? Marcus is ready to pick up and leave, if it just wasn't for that pesky father of his!

The person you just talked to probably did not want to be spending time with you. Or, were you dying for any reason to leave the last interaction you had with another human? Good news! We have pro tips to avoid all human contact on today's very informative episode of Off The Air.

Couple chains themselves together for three months... for some reason. What could go wrong? Uhhh, how about the first time someone has to go number 2!??

So a woman is so mad at her husband for "liking" photos of other women on Instagram, she comes up with the most petty Valentine's gift to give him. Sandy and Jason are annoyed, but Marcus understands the danger... he's been trying to tell guys, don't like that photo!

The cat lawyer on Zoom had us dying from laughter, but now he's a viral star, and people are digging up all his past dirt. What if we went viral? What dirt would people find out about us?

Ever try get something that made you break out into hives? Made your palms sweaty and made you shake? Jason is freaking out trying to buy an XBOX, Sandy felt it trying to book a hiking trip, and Marcus' epic freak out trying to get Hamilton tickets is the stuff of legend.

We've got two news stories that are shocking, insane, and hilarious. We discuss, and then it somehow leads to a story of Sandy hooking up with her massage therapist?

Guys can be so stupid sometimes. Gentlemen... put your phone away, and pull up your pants! Ladies are just not into this.

Guy meets sex doll, guy marries sex doll, guy cheats on sex doll with an "object". Who hasn't been there, amirite?