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Shhh. This is a secret. You're not supposed to be here. This is a secret podcast from Markie and Kyle and also sometimes friends. Alright... almost always with friends to actually make it worth listening to. SHHH!

Kyle Markie


    • Feb 7, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 13m AVG DURATION
    • 142 EPISODES


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    136 - twenty eight

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 9:20


    Let's not make a big deal out of this. Cam Nitro "Basement Anthem" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bekjLU90wN8 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    135 Free Beer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 5:58


    This episode is Free. Much like the beer I am recieving. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    134 LA Trip

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 4:23


    I'm going to LA. Big whoop! Wanna fight about it? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    133 Moda

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 6:50


    Happy Friday fools! I talk about getting to dunk on Damian Lillard. Give daddy his pods. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    132 Smiling

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 8:51


    I talk about my job, having too much beer, and smiling. Pod pls. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    131 Things I'm Obsessed With

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 8:24


    Things I'm Obsessed With: Not releasing episodes consistently, Remi Wolf, 30 Rock, Kyle not giving me podcasts, Kyle Roskamps newsletter. Please, please, please go subscribe and read it now. https://halfandhalf.substack.com/ Give me your podcasts. I KNOW YOU HEAR ME AND I KNOW THERE ARE 13 OF YOU WHO LISTEN! ANCHOR TELLS ME SO! GIVE ME A PODCAST YOU COWARDS. sry. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    130 Political Podcast - Bees 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 18:06


    Tim is back with a vengeance, but mostly he just talks about Bees. I get real political and announce my run for President. https://forms.gle/NKm9XZvLA5FtH3Uu7 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    129 Accepting a Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 14:11


    I got a new job. I talk about it. Deal with it. Guests will be on tomorrow. Okay? shut up. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    128 Interview Projects - Joys of Recommending Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 11:21


    Kyle returns but not really. This one is from a while ago. I continue my ted talk on how interviews kinda aren't chill. Give me the pod. I know you have it. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform?usp=send_form --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    127 Emails - Reverse Culture Shock

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 16:35


    Bobby talks about not a travel story but kinda a travel story. Weird right? Give me your podcast. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform?usp=send_form --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    126 Did Nothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 7:03


    I did nothing today. Give me a podcast, please. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform?usp=send_form --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    125 Applying - High Thought

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 12:27


    Hello. Welcome Back. Wu is back. This is a podcast. Give me your Podcast. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    124 New Job - Doordash

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2021 10:13


    Hey, I'm back! So is Wu. Sorry about the being away and all that shit. Some life stuff came up and now I'm prepared to share my life with you all once again. Give me podcasts, please. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    123 Two Weeks - EDM Concerts

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 14:18


    Kyle and I talk about very different things. Go watch my sketch. https://youtu.be/GBQmB2MG1Wk Give me pods. https://forms.gle/NKm9XZvLA5FtH3Uu7 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    122 Older - The First Offer

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 10:07


    Wu is back!!! He talks about his hunt for a house. I give away spoilers and talk about how I'm moving on from the friends are all getting married phase to the friends are all buying houses and having kids phase. Welp. Go watch my sketch. https://youtu.be/GBQmB2MG1Wk Give me pods. https://forms.gle/NKm9XZvLA5FtH3Uu7 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    121 Tim Robinson - Weird Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 13:51


    In this episode, Kyle and I actually talk about similar things. Why don't you just listen... jeez. Watch our latest sketch! https://youtu.be/GBQmB2MG1Wk Please! Comment Subscribe all the others things. PLEASE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    120 Watch my Sketch - Pull Over Policy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 8:52


    Hey, I released a sketch with Kyle and I talk about it. Watch it before I talk about it. Here is the link. https://youtu.be/GBQmB2MG1Wk Kyle talks about his frustration about other people being pulled over. Also episode 120! Well over 2k listens. Look at us go! Give me your podcasts you traders. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    119 Denver - Ghana Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 14:39


    I'm not in a bad mood any more guys chill out. Bobby talks Ghana again! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    118 Bad Mood - Ghana Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 11:06


    Hello. I am a grump in this episode. I think I'll continue to be a grump. Bobby isn't a grump but tells more stories about Ghana. It's a lot less grumpy. Welp. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    117 Wedding - Deer Guts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 12:01


    I am back on the podcast. Doing my best to actually put out podcasts. Been in a bit of a rut lately. Wonder if anyone answered my question from the last description. YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY GETTING AHEAD OF MY PODCAST SCHEDULING. Are you proud of me yet? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    116 One Percent - Portland

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 13:31


    Kyle is back. Talks about Portland. Shit, I'm back. I talk about a sketch that didn't come off the way I wanted entirely. You could be back too... if you sent some podcasts. Does anyone read these? Does anyone want some Secret Pod Merch? Let me know. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    115 Guests - Post Ghana

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 14:24


    FINALLY! Finally, Bobby is back. Also finally the podcast is getting better. Just kidding it's been the same for a while. Okay, have a great weekend. K bye. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    114 Kyle Left Me :(

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 8:07


    Kyle has left Portland. Which means Markie is now a sadder man. On the positive side of things, I will be making more consistent podcasts and actually trying to get guests on this thing again. This time with new incentives. Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising! The Secret Podcast 2: The Search for More Guests Thank you and be well. Love, This Podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    113 First Shoot - This Week, eh?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 9:06


    Think this is the first time I've used a comma in the title. Pretty neat, eh? Anyways just me saying hello and stuff before the weekend. Sorry for being away for a bit. Thanks and love you all. -Markie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    112 Liam - SRB

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 11:47


    The other side of SRB joins the podcast! Welcome, Liam to the podcast. My oldest and first friend. Check out his cool stuff. https://www.instagram.com/wojciakwoodwork/?hl=en Hire him to do stuff like make you stairs. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    111 Too Much Confidence - Pdx Food Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 10:46


    Hey hello hi, This is a podcast. Classic podcast. Kyle and Markie. Bye, goodbye. Happy days. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    110 Creative Commune - Basement Anthem

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 12:18


    Hello all, Welcome back to Markie rips on Kyle about not submitting a podcast. Don't worry you could be next. We also welcome back Bradley who has a delightful podcast and even better song within the podcast. Oh, and please go follow his music account at https://www.instagram.com/cam.nitro.music/. Cheers, Markie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    109 Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 3:14


    Going solo with a short one today to ease you back into the pod. It's been a minute. Here's that form if you so desire it. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform And my website as well. markiedesign.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    108 Habits - Cleveland

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 8:37


    Hello folks, Hope everyone had a good week. Mine was pretty interesting. But I don't even talk about that on my podcast. Also, Petey is back to give you his thoughts on Cleveland. Get vaccinated people. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    107 Sketches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 12:07


    Classic Kyle and Markie episode. The boys talk about the same thing even though they didn't even coordinate. Which would have been easy, Kyle is living in the same house as me currently. BUT WE'RE NOT ROOMMATES GOT IT? Anyways give me your thoughts on Sketch Comedy, please. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    103 Places - Movies I'd Survive In

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 14:37


    Hello, this is a podcast. On this podcast I, Markie, talk about places. And Marissa talks about movies and it's much more interesting than mine. Be like Marissa and give me podcasts. Thank you and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    102 Jerry - Half Christmas Barcrawl

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 14:56


    So we got Plantz on the episode to talk about one of my favorite events of the summer. Also, there is a surprise guest. Guess who it is? No, seriously guess! It's not fun when you don't guess. Well, then I think you should leave. Goodnight, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    104 Sketches - Bees

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 9:18


    I sketched a bee for this episode. You can only get it if you submit a podcast. You have till midnight. Thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    106 Sound Guys - Fermented Corn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 10:56


    Another week. Another fudging Description. You're welcome. Also, Petey is back. Send me a podcast you coward. Just one person. Un-prompted just send me a podcast, no context, call me a chump I don't mind. Balls in your court. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    105 Acting - Coloradans

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 9:46


    I don't even know why I am writing this gosh dang episode description. I'm not even on this episode. What the heck. Heck, give me some podcasts. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    101 Blessed - Phil Knight

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 10:21


    We are back to our normally scheduled broadcasting. I talk about my juxtapositional week and Massó slanders the company I happen to work for. But not really. Thanks for being here, friends! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Best of Kyle & Markie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 18:49


    Yeah, we hit the point where we are patting ourselves on the back for something no one has congratulated us for in the first place. Enjoy what Kyle thinks is my best podcast and what I think Kyles best podcast is. Be back next week when the show takes a massive dip in quality... Bye, nerds. I'm sorry I don't mean that. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Best of Tim & Bradley

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 19:31


    Hello! Welcome back to the Secret Podcast's greatest hits. This time it's Tim and Bradley! Tim tells a story that I think about daily and Bradley shares his insight into how he wrote a song... then we get to hear the beautiful song itself. Thanks for being here. You're appreciated more than you realize. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Best of - Marissa & Will

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 19:49


    Hey everyone! Here are two episodes I love very dearly. Maybe even both in my top 5. First up it's Marissa with her ranking of Super Heros in bed. Next up it's Will who gets a little deep on us. Thanks for being around for the Best of Week. Kinda like our Greatest Hits without having any real hits. Submit podcasts you cowards. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Best of - Wu & Bobby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 15:52


    Yo this week as I mentioned in the episode and the previous episode this week we are doing the best of the podcast to celebrate the 100 episode milestone. Or maybe because I'm lazy. This one has Wu and Bobby doing what they do best. Give me podcasts. That is what you should do too. Submit your podcasts to me. Right now. Do it right now. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Ep 100

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 13:40


    We did it. No one thought we could because no one thinks about us much anyways. But we proved all the haters wrong. 100 Episodes. Here's to 100 more and to all the guests that have come on. Thank you! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Shitpost - Ghana Travel Plans - Marissa Rebuttal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 14:26


    I'm a little tipsy. Please excuse me. But please be very kind towards our guests. Bobby and Plantz really give it everything they have here. Much applause, go team. Have a great weekend. I love you all. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Thur - Jury (Trash) Duty - TikTok Algorithm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 15:12


    Remember when I was saying that people are back! Well, guests are back! Kyle launches his campaign for City Council with his controversial stance. Marissa takes on TikTok. This is one is quality. Probably because I am barely on it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Brain Movies - Impossible

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 12:21


    Wu is back. The podcast is back. I'm back too. We're all back. In fact, you're back too. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Holiday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 7:12


    This is probably my most serious podcast. I get real. Please give me your podcasts. I want them and you have them. Cheers, Markie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Mechanic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 6:16


    I've decided to quit my job as a designer and editor. I think this is the right career move. In this episode, I speak at length about why I made this decision and what my future contains. I've very excited! I already ordered overalls! Is that what mechanics wear? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Ants - Zambia Gorge Swing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 15:15


    Please forgive me for the lying in the last episode. I think I have earned back your trust at this point. Bobby and I talk about some stuff and then the episode ends. But it doesn't have to. You can listen to all the episodes because we know you haven't yet. Talk shit about me at 248.662.6261. I dare you. I fucking dare you. You nerd. I'm sorry. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    This - Sportz

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 11:41


    Yeah, so I fucking lied in this one. I said I was using my microphone when in fact I was using my computer's microphone. So I guess I didn't lie.Felt like a lie. Give me your suggestions or podcasts at 248.662.6261. Thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Bad Flight - King Kyle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 12:34


    Kyle comes back with a vengeance. I really wasn't expecting him to be this upset. Also, ignore the dates he mentioned he's being a silly goose. Also, it got to 116 degrees today in Portland. Where I live, currently. So this podcast kinda slipped my mind (hence why I wasn't on it), much like it slipping everyone's minds who once gave it a shot and listened to it. Anyways thanks for fucking nothing. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Questions - 29

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 9:38


    Kyle is back! Not that Kyle but a different one. All Kyles are created equally. Secret Podcast does not discriminate against poorly named individuals. Thank you and please send me your podcasts. I'm a desperate, sad, overrated man. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

    Rent-a-gym - Jobs pt 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 17:36


    Hey friends, I'm feeling more motivated to make better podcasts. I still want your podcasts but I'm gonna put in some of the work. I've been relying on you fools for help... and you have proved to be unreliable. Love you all, Markie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message

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