Shhh. This is a secret. You're not supposed to be here. This is a secret podcast from Markie and Kyle and also sometimes friends. Alright... almost always with friends to actually make it worth listening to. SHHH!
Let's not make a big deal out of this. Cam Nitro "Basement Anthem" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bekjLU90wN8 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
This episode is Free. Much like the beer I am recieving. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
I'm going to LA. Big whoop! Wanna fight about it? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Happy Friday fools! I talk about getting to dunk on Damian Lillard. Give daddy his pods. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
I talk about my job, having too much beer, and smiling. Pod pls. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Things I'm Obsessed With: Not releasing episodes consistently, Remi Wolf, 30 Rock, Kyle not giving me podcasts, Kyle Roskamps newsletter. Please, please, please go subscribe and read it now. https://halfandhalf.substack.com/ Give me your podcasts. I KNOW YOU HEAR ME AND I KNOW THERE ARE 13 OF YOU WHO LISTEN! ANCHOR TELLS ME SO! GIVE ME A PODCAST YOU COWARDS. sry. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Tim is back with a vengeance, but mostly he just talks about Bees. I get real political and announce my run for President. https://forms.gle/NKm9XZvLA5FtH3Uu7 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
I got a new job. I talk about it. Deal with it. Guests will be on tomorrow. Okay? shut up. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Kyle returns but not really. This one is from a while ago. I continue my ted talk on how interviews kinda aren't chill. Give me the pod. I know you have it. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform?usp=send_form --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Bobby talks about not a travel story but kinda a travel story. Weird right? Give me your podcast. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform?usp=send_form --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
I did nothing today. Give me a podcast, please. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform?usp=send_form --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Hello. Welcome Back. Wu is back. This is a podcast. Give me your Podcast. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Hey, I'm back! So is Wu. Sorry about the being away and all that shit. Some life stuff came up and now I'm prepared to share my life with you all once again. Give me podcasts, please. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Kyle and I talk about very different things. Go watch my sketch. https://youtu.be/GBQmB2MG1Wk Give me pods. https://forms.gle/NKm9XZvLA5FtH3Uu7 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Wu is back!!! He talks about his hunt for a house. I give away spoilers and talk about how I'm moving on from the friends are all getting married phase to the friends are all buying houses and having kids phase. Welp. Go watch my sketch. https://youtu.be/GBQmB2MG1Wk Give me pods. https://forms.gle/NKm9XZvLA5FtH3Uu7 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
In this episode, Kyle and I actually talk about similar things. Why don't you just listen... jeez. Watch our latest sketch! https://youtu.be/GBQmB2MG1Wk Please! Comment Subscribe all the others things. PLEASE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Hey, I released a sketch with Kyle and I talk about it. Watch it before I talk about it. Here is the link. https://youtu.be/GBQmB2MG1Wk Kyle talks about his frustration about other people being pulled over. Also episode 120! Well over 2k listens. Look at us go! Give me your podcasts you traders. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
I'm not in a bad mood any more guys chill out. Bobby talks Ghana again! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Hello. I am a grump in this episode. I think I'll continue to be a grump. Bobby isn't a grump but tells more stories about Ghana. It's a lot less grumpy. Welp. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
I am back on the podcast. Doing my best to actually put out podcasts. Been in a bit of a rut lately. Wonder if anyone answered my question from the last description. YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY GETTING AHEAD OF MY PODCAST SCHEDULING. Are you proud of me yet? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Kyle is back. Talks about Portland. Shit, I'm back. I talk about a sketch that didn't come off the way I wanted entirely. You could be back too... if you sent some podcasts. Does anyone read these? Does anyone want some Secret Pod Merch? Let me know. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
FINALLY! Finally, Bobby is back. Also finally the podcast is getting better. Just kidding it's been the same for a while. Okay, have a great weekend. K bye. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Kyle has left Portland. Which means Markie is now a sadder man. On the positive side of things, I will be making more consistent podcasts and actually trying to get guests on this thing again. This time with new incentives. Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising! The Secret Podcast 2: The Search for More Guests Thank you and be well. Love, This Podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Think this is the first time I've used a comma in the title. Pretty neat, eh? Anyways just me saying hello and stuff before the weekend. Sorry for being away for a bit. Thanks and love you all. -Markie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
The other side of SRB joins the podcast! Welcome, Liam to the podcast. My oldest and first friend. Check out his cool stuff. https://www.instagram.com/wojciakwoodwork/?hl=en Hire him to do stuff like make you stairs. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Hey hello hi, This is a podcast. Classic podcast. Kyle and Markie. Bye, goodbye. Happy days. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Hello all, Welcome back to Markie rips on Kyle about not submitting a podcast. Don't worry you could be next. We also welcome back Bradley who has a delightful podcast and even better song within the podcast. Oh, and please go follow his music account at https://www.instagram.com/cam.nitro.music/. Cheers, Markie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Going solo with a short one today to ease you back into the pod. It's been a minute. Here's that form if you so desire it. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform And my website as well. markiedesign.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Hello folks, Hope everyone had a good week. Mine was pretty interesting. But I don't even talk about that on my podcast. Also, Petey is back to give you his thoughts on Cleveland. Get vaccinated people. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Classic Kyle and Markie episode. The boys talk about the same thing even though they didn't even coordinate. Which would have been easy, Kyle is living in the same house as me currently. BUT WE'RE NOT ROOMMATES GOT IT? Anyways give me your thoughts on Sketch Comedy, please. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Hello, this is a podcast. On this podcast I, Markie, talk about places. And Marissa talks about movies and it's much more interesting than mine. Be like Marissa and give me podcasts. Thank you and thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
So we got Plantz on the episode to talk about one of my favorite events of the summer. Also, there is a surprise guest. Guess who it is? No, seriously guess! It's not fun when you don't guess. Well, then I think you should leave. Goodnight, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
I sketched a bee for this episode. You can only get it if you submit a podcast. You have till midnight. Thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Another week. Another fudging Description. You're welcome. Also, Petey is back. Send me a podcast you coward. Just one person. Un-prompted just send me a podcast, no context, call me a chump I don't mind. Balls in your court. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
I don't even know why I am writing this gosh dang episode description. I'm not even on this episode. What the heck. Heck, give me some podcasts. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
We are back to our normally scheduled broadcasting. I talk about my juxtapositional week and Massó slanders the company I happen to work for. But not really. Thanks for being here, friends! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Yeah, we hit the point where we are patting ourselves on the back for something no one has congratulated us for in the first place. Enjoy what Kyle thinks is my best podcast and what I think Kyles best podcast is. Be back next week when the show takes a massive dip in quality... Bye, nerds. I'm sorry I don't mean that. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Hello! Welcome back to the Secret Podcast's greatest hits. This time it's Tim and Bradley! Tim tells a story that I think about daily and Bradley shares his insight into how he wrote a song... then we get to hear the beautiful song itself. Thanks for being here. You're appreciated more than you realize. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Hey everyone! Here are two episodes I love very dearly. Maybe even both in my top 5. First up it's Marissa with her ranking of Super Heros in bed. Next up it's Will who gets a little deep on us. Thanks for being around for the Best of Week. Kinda like our Greatest Hits without having any real hits. Submit podcasts you cowards. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Yo this week as I mentioned in the episode and the previous episode this week we are doing the best of the podcast to celebrate the 100 episode milestone. Or maybe because I'm lazy. This one has Wu and Bobby doing what they do best. Give me podcasts. That is what you should do too. Submit your podcasts to me. Right now. Do it right now. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
We did it. No one thought we could because no one thinks about us much anyways. But we proved all the haters wrong. 100 Episodes. Here's to 100 more and to all the guests that have come on. Thank you! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
I'm a little tipsy. Please excuse me. But please be very kind towards our guests. Bobby and Plantz really give it everything they have here. Much applause, go team. Have a great weekend. I love you all. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Remember when I was saying that people are back! Well, guests are back! Kyle launches his campaign for City Council with his controversial stance. Marissa takes on TikTok. This is one is quality. Probably because I am barely on it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Wu is back. The podcast is back. I'm back too. We're all back. In fact, you're back too. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
This is probably my most serious podcast. I get real. Please give me your podcasts. I want them and you have them. Cheers, Markie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
I've decided to quit my job as a designer and editor. I think this is the right career move. In this episode, I speak at length about why I made this decision and what my future contains. I've very excited! I already ordered overalls! Is that what mechanics wear? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Please forgive me for the lying in the last episode. I think I have earned back your trust at this point. Bobby and I talk about some stuff and then the episode ends. But it doesn't have to. You can listen to all the episodes because we know you haven't yet. Talk shit about me at 248.662.6261. I dare you. I fucking dare you. You nerd. I'm sorry. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Yeah, so I fucking lied in this one. I said I was using my microphone when in fact I was using my computer's microphone. So I guess I didn't lie.Felt like a lie. Give me your suggestions or podcasts at 248.662.6261. Thank you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Kyle comes back with a vengeance. I really wasn't expecting him to be this upset. Also, ignore the dates he mentioned he's being a silly goose. Also, it got to 116 degrees today in Portland. Where I live, currently. So this podcast kinda slipped my mind (hence why I wasn't on it), much like it slipping everyone's minds who once gave it a shot and listened to it. Anyways thanks for fucking nothing. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Kyle is back! Not that Kyle but a different one. All Kyles are created equally. Secret Podcast does not discriminate against poorly named individuals. Thank you and please send me your podcasts. I'm a desperate, sad, overrated man. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message
Hey friends, I'm feeling more motivated to make better podcasts. I still want your podcasts but I'm gonna put in some of the work. I've been relying on you fools for help... and you have proved to be unreliable. Love you all, Markie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/markiekylesecretpod/message