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Alex and Kay take on bad writers, bad tweets, and bad takes so that you have yet another way to fill your commute to work.

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    • May 29, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 118 EPISODES


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    EP 104: KELLY B. & THE RIGHT WING MAYONNAISE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025


    We plunge our little fingers into the sticky, goulache-like pulp of the right wing mind, and then discuss the ways reality and game show television must be psychologically perverted to adapt to a new kind of exploitation.

    EP 103: CABIN IN THE MEAT MARKET

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025


    We explore the abject horrors of modern service work (music fixed)

    EP 102: STOLEN BITS

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025


    We just steal a bunch of bits ig

    EP 101: 2,000 SWIPES LEFT

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025


    Kay goes on a rampage and is not liable for any names named.

    EPISODE 100 BABY

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025


    We answer your burning questions for the 100th episode special! Thank yall so much for all of your support over the past year and change, we love yall forever and always.

    EP 99: EDGING TO 100

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025


    sorry guys muah

    EP 98: PRETENTIOUS AND INANE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2025


    We fall victim to one of Alex's horrible bits before angrily tearing "The Accountant 2" apart.

    EP 97: PROGRAMMED TO DO WHAT, EXACTLY

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025


    Alex and Kay discuss Gotlieb's obsession with having a magical mind control potion.

    EP 96: WHITE ANCESTRAL MEMORY

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025


    We just have a ton of beef with Facebook moms.

    ancestral memory
    EP 95: THEY WERE COUSINS??

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025


    This is a weird one, but Alex locks in at the end to tease a serious topic for the next episode (maybe.) Love Y'all

    EP 94: MEAT BUS MEGA MUSIC MIX

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025


    Alex and Kay evade Joshua Rat's sniper laser while discussing their favorite music. Find the Meat Bus Mixtape at the link posted just before this episode, or search Meat Bus Mixtape on Spotify to listen to some of our favorite tracks.

    EP 93: THE POPE IS DEAD

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025


    We had some mic issue that we didn't catch until editing, we will fix the og audio and reupload with the volume more leveled out some time tomorrow. But for now here's this, we're trying not to be late anymore lmao. Love y'all

    EP 92 - NON SEXUAL EPISODE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025


    Fugue state situaton

    EP 91: TIKI SWINGER BUNKER

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025


    We make fun of bunkers, Rationalism, tech oligarchs, Katy Perry, and Klarna. Also, right after recording we did, in fact, see the footage of Katy in the ship. It did NOT help her case and we are still right.

    EP 90: RANKING BALLPARK FOOD

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025


    Kay composes an original opening song for your pleasure, and then she and Alex judge crappy food for an hour.

    EP 89: WEABOO JROTC

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025


    Alex is pantless. The weaboos are attacking. We are pretending to be a cis straight couple.

    jrotc weaboo
    EP 88: THE GAMER CHAIR

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025


    Alex and Kay open PR like animals, and then dive deep into Alex's mind cave to unveil more of his lore.

    EP 87: EPHEMERAL SCHAMMERS

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025


    Are ephemeral tattoos real, and can you win money in a court of law for getting one? Can you trust a hairdresser in a bad wig? We ask the hard questions

    EP 86: WHERE IN THE WORLD IS TIMMY THICK?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025


    For this week's free episode I bother Kay by investigating the strange dissaperance of Timmy Thick (half of which is now lost) along with an in depth course on nautical weights and measures. We also get vunerable and discuss the problems of shaping your life to your own liking and what it means to be 24.

    timmy thick
    EP 85: NEW BOOK HAUL

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025


    As requested by a few listeners, here is a haul of Alex and Kay's new books purchased over the last month or so, that somehow became an extra long special episode for paid listeners. Enjoy!

    EP 84: HALF AND HALF

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2025


    Half unserious, half very serious. The last few minutes are a bit chopped, we apologize, love y'all.

    EP 83: WE'RE OVER THE CACTI

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025


    We're sunning ourselves in the Arizona desert just to find something new to complain about.

    EP 82: CLOWNS VS. MAGICIANS

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025


    Pick a side of the ring and prepare to defend your arguments. Kay is delirious, and this is our most heinously asinine episode yet.

    EP 81: TERFS ONLY GYM

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025


    Y'all already know what it's about.

    EP 80: HOW DOES THE MIRROR KNOW?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025


    How does the mirror know what I'm doing if I'm hiding behind a towel... How does it KNOW???

    EP 79: COPS SUCK

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025


    Alex and Kay talk about cops

    EP 78: FLASHCARD ARGUMENTS

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025


    A foundational pillar of Kay and Alex's relationship is debating pointless topics for the fun of it. Here's that for exactly and hour.

    EP 77: KAY GETS SHOT

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025


    Kids all look mushy and weird, babies don't get any respect, straight men don't exist, and Binky can't have a simple glass of water without some little jerk trying to hump him. Worst of all, Kay has been fatally shot.

    EP 76: TOO SOON FOR OPIATE JOKES?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025


    Let us know what you think in the comments.

    EP 75: THE RUDE LADY'S DILEMMA

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025


    Kay tangles with ruminations on her general attitude. Is it a god given right to be grumpy at work?

    EP 74: SO OUR HOUSE EXPLODED....

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025


    I mean really it was crazy. You will not believe how VALID our excuse for being late is. Like it's so valid you should prepare to feel guilty..... Also we love you.

    EP 73: LEECHES ON YOUR BOOBS

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2025


    It all started that fateful day in the pond... and now Kay can never eat luncheables' ham again. Stay tuned to hear more.

    EP 72: HOW WE REALLY FEEL

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025


    Episode 71 continued

    EP 71: JESUS H CHRIST

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2025


    we know the audio is not great. we know we were supposed to have a video pod by now. technology is the devil and we are but mere mortals. Ep 72 is coming tomorrow for paid listeners, we will adjust all the choppiness, bare with us as we get used to our new setup.

    EP 70: GIRL, IDK AT THIS POINT

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025


    The ina-gag-uration, the hat, Carrey Floperwood, the salute, the ban... It's all a huge mess. We are deeply disturbed and currently on hour seven of our wait at the emergency room for whiplash treatment.

    EP 69: *INSERT SIXTY NINE JOKE*

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025


    Yet another rambler. Happy 69th paid subscribers.

    EP 68: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025


    Who is our target audience? Who is Larry David? Who is Timothy Chalamet? We answer all of your burning questions.

    EP 67: THE LAST ACCOUNTANT

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2025


    This episode is a bit more serious; you'd never think a Ben Affleck movie would kick us into such a heavy gear, but here we are. We discuss good vs. bad representation in film (what even is representation anyways?) and the upsetting history of autism and how it is portrayed. Recommended reading: Asperger's Children by Edith Schiffer, Autism and Gender by Jordynn Jack

    EP 66: WOOWOO SCAM WORKSHOP

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025


    We have prepared a very fun extended bit, in which Alex and I have come up with fear mongering crunchy lifestyle brands to make a bunch of money. But first - some other BS. Let us know which scam you would waste the most money on. Shoutouts to Slic for our music

    EP 65: SELF SURGERY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2025


    We talk about kids doing surgery on themselves, and like a bunch of other shit. Happy New Year's everyone. Shout out to slic for the intro and outro music.

    EP 64: SECRETS IN THE COMMENTS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025


    Kay baited thousands of people into sharing embarassing secrets on TikTok so that we could read them off to you. Would we be good parents?

    EP 63: MERRY CHRISTMAS B*TCHES

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024


    We discuss Christmas and the many spoils we have wrought from it, we discuss cinema attendance etiquette (again,) and Kay spirals slightly into thoughts about her interactions with the greater public.

    EP 62: CHRISTMAS EVE

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024


    It's Christmas Eve. I'm sure you're all ready for the holidays to be over. God knows we are. Love y'all.

    EP 61 - WEST COAST BABY

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2024


    Kay and I discuss her recent media tour in LA, binky updates, plans for the podcast moving forward, and 2025 predictions. We have an extended episode to make up for us not posting on schedule.Thanks to Slic for the music.

    EP 60: MANGIONE, MANGIONE

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2024


    So, as we were editing this episode, it came out that Mangione may have been snitched on by the company that makes the brand of backpack he was carrying. Regardless, we feel our points stand. McDonald's is watching you.

    EP 59: BRAIN FARTY, VOICEMAIL TIME

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024


    Alex and I, as usual, shit talk mormons and answer phonecalls. We love you guys

    EP 58: NO DISCOURSE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024


    Binky is a terrible cohost, but we push on in stride.

    EP 56 - MAC N CHEESE DEEP DIVE

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2024


    Happy thanksgiving to all our wonderful listeners. We recap all our dinner drama and get into stockpilig candy for the apocalypse. Shout out to Slic for thr music.

    EP 55: GRIEF AND OFFICE POLITICS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024


    Audacity crashed on us halfway through recording, so this episode takes a lot of turns. Binky has a cancer scare, Alex and Kay discuss grief and near death experiences, and of course, the now infamous out of office emails. Shoutout to Slic for our music.

    WE'RE BACK (KINDA)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 1:28


    Here's our new profile:

    EP 54: THE BANKER'S PRIVATE ISLAND

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2024


    The AI bubble, metareality TV, and the end of the world. Shoutout Slic for our music.

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