MEAT BUS

We plunge our little fingers into the sticky, goulache-like pulp of the right wing mind, and then discuss the ways reality and game show television must be psychologically perverted to adapt to a new kind of exploitation.

We explore the abject horrors of modern service work (music fixed)

We just steal a bunch of bits ig

Kay goes on a rampage and is not liable for any names named.

We answer your burning questions for the 100th episode special! Thank yall so much for all of your support over the past year and change, we love yall forever and always.

sorry guys muah

We fall victim to one of Alex's horrible bits before angrily tearing "The Accountant 2" apart.

Alex and Kay discuss Gotlieb's obsession with having a magical mind control potion.

We just have a ton of beef with Facebook moms.

This is a weird one, but Alex locks in at the end to tease a serious topic for the next episode (maybe.) Love Y'all

Alex and Kay evade Joshua Rat's sniper laser while discussing their favorite music. Find the Meat Bus Mixtape at the link posted just before this episode, or search Meat Bus Mixtape on Spotify to listen to some of our favorite tracks.

We had some mic issue that we didn't catch until editing, we will fix the og audio and reupload with the volume more leveled out some time tomorrow. But for now here's this, we're trying not to be late anymore lmao. Love y'all

Fugue state situaton

We make fun of bunkers, Rationalism, tech oligarchs, Katy Perry, and Klarna. Also, right after recording we did, in fact, see the footage of Katy in the ship. It did NOT help her case and we are still right.

Kay composes an original opening song for your pleasure, and then she and Alex judge crappy food for an hour.

Alex is pantless. The weaboos are attacking. We are pretending to be a cis straight couple.

Alex and Kay open PR like animals, and then dive deep into Alex's mind cave to unveil more of his lore.

Are ephemeral tattoos real, and can you win money in a court of law for getting one? Can you trust a hairdresser in a bad wig? We ask the hard questions

For this week's free episode I bother Kay by investigating the strange dissaperance of Timmy Thick (half of which is now lost) along with an in depth course on nautical weights and measures. We also get vunerable and discuss the problems of shaping your life to your own liking and what it means to be 24.

As requested by a few listeners, here is a haul of Alex and Kay's new books purchased over the last month or so, that somehow became an extra long special episode for paid listeners. Enjoy!

Half unserious, half very serious. The last few minutes are a bit chopped, we apologize, love y'all.

We're sunning ourselves in the Arizona desert just to find something new to complain about.

Pick a side of the ring and prepare to defend your arguments. Kay is delirious, and this is our most heinously asinine episode yet.

Y'all already know what it's about.

How does the mirror know what I'm doing if I'm hiding behind a towel... How does it KNOW???

Alex and Kay talk about cops

A foundational pillar of Kay and Alex's relationship is debating pointless topics for the fun of it. Here's that for exactly and hour.

Kids all look mushy and weird, babies don't get any respect, straight men don't exist, and Binky can't have a simple glass of water without some little jerk trying to hump him. Worst of all, Kay has been fatally shot.

Let us know what you think in the comments.

Kay tangles with ruminations on her general attitude. Is it a god given right to be grumpy at work?

I mean really it was crazy. You will not believe how VALID our excuse for being late is. Like it's so valid you should prepare to feel guilty..... Also we love you.

It all started that fateful day in the pond... and now Kay can never eat luncheables' ham again. Stay tuned to hear more.

Episode 71 continued

we know the audio is not great. we know we were supposed to have a video pod by now. technology is the devil and we are but mere mortals. Ep 72 is coming tomorrow for paid listeners, we will adjust all the choppiness, bare with us as we get used to our new setup.

The ina-gag-uration, the hat, Carrey Floperwood, the salute, the ban... It's all a huge mess. We are deeply disturbed and currently on hour seven of our wait at the emergency room for whiplash treatment.

Yet another rambler. Happy 69th paid subscribers.

Who is our target audience? Who is Larry David? Who is Timothy Chalamet? We answer all of your burning questions.

This episode is a bit more serious; you'd never think a Ben Affleck movie would kick us into such a heavy gear, but here we are. We discuss good vs. bad representation in film (what even is representation anyways?) and the upsetting history of autism and how it is portrayed. Recommended reading: Asperger's Children by Edith Schiffer, Autism and Gender by Jordynn Jack

We have prepared a very fun extended bit, in which Alex and I have come up with fear mongering crunchy lifestyle brands to make a bunch of money. But first - some other BS. Let us know which scam you would waste the most money on. Shoutouts to Slic for our music

We talk about kids doing surgery on themselves, and like a bunch of other shit. Happy New Year's everyone. Shout out to slic for the intro and outro music.

Kay baited thousands of people into sharing embarassing secrets on TikTok so that we could read them off to you. Would we be good parents?

We discuss Christmas and the many spoils we have wrought from it, we discuss cinema attendance etiquette (again,) and Kay spirals slightly into thoughts about her interactions with the greater public.

It's Christmas Eve. I'm sure you're all ready for the holidays to be over. God knows we are. Love y'all.

Kay and I discuss her recent media tour in LA, binky updates, plans for the podcast moving forward, and 2025 predictions. We have an extended episode to make up for us not posting on schedule.Thanks to Slic for the music.

So, as we were editing this episode, it came out that Mangione may have been snitched on by the company that makes the brand of backpack he was carrying. Regardless, we feel our points stand. McDonald's is watching you.

Alex and I, as usual, shit talk mormons and answer phonecalls. We love you guys

Binky is a terrible cohost, but we push on in stride.

Happy thanksgiving to all our wonderful listeners. We recap all our dinner drama and get into stockpilig candy for the apocalypse. Shout out to Slic for thr music.

Audacity crashed on us halfway through recording, so this episode takes a lot of turns. Binky has a cancer scare, Alex and Kay discuss grief and near death experiences, and of course, the now infamous out of office emails. Shoutout to Slic for our music.

Here's our new profile:

The AI bubble, metareality TV, and the end of the world. Shoutout Slic for our music.