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Passions flare between an older woman and her summer hire.Based on a post by dark overlord 6, in 4 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at Connected. David's Disrupted LifeBeing awoken by his alarm clock was usually bad enough. When his mother got in on the act it was often decidedly worse. On this particular morning, David Cross enjoyed the distinct displeasure of both things happening. The first, because even though he had graduated the night prior, he had forgotten to switch the alarm off and it did its duty by trying to wake him for a non-existent school day. The latter, because he had left his cell phone sitting on the kitchen counter after staggering in from a graduation party at four a.m."David! This silly thing has rung at least four times in the last hour. Why don't you try answering it!" snapped his annoyed mother after she burst into his room unannounced."Jesus, Mom! What time is it?" he grumbled from beneath the covers."11:00 A.M., and high time you got up," she replied, tossing the phone onto his bed and going over to raise his blinds."Holy crap!" moaned David, who caught a burst of sunlight even through the sheet covering his eyes."David! Language!""Sorry; "His mother moved off, muttering to herself what sounded like a list of grocery items.David stayed in his bed and slowly lowered the covers. He drew in a breath as his eyes adjusted to the light feeling the urge to continue sleeping drain away. The phone on the bed seemed heavier than usual, as he lifted it in one hand just in time for it to ring loudly, nearly startling him into dropping it. The name flashing on the display said "Christopher Michaels," and David answered the call with a sigh."Good news travels fast," said David in a voice still tinged with exhaustion."So it's true," came the voice from the other side of the call.The voice belonged to one of his best friends, and the only one not to attend the party the previous night."How are you taking it?" Chris asked."How am I taking my girlfriend of almost three years, dumping me on graduation night, for the guy I hate the most on the planet? Gosh, I don't know, Chris, how do you think?""I know, that was seriously cold. She could have at least waited until after the party."David's heart, already seeming like a led weight in his chest, gained a few more ounces, sinking toward his feet."Yeah, I had to stand there and pretend like it wasn't bothering me while she and Alex hung all over each other."His mind drifted back to the festivities he had attended after graduation. Everything had started wonderfully. The party had been thrown at his friend Stacie's house. Her parents had a gigantic, multi-story dwelling just outside the city, and after the usual dull high school graduation ceremony at Randolph High, seemingly everyone he knew had gathered there to celebrate. It should have been the pinnacle of his young life, but within a short time of his arrival, the whole thing had gone down the tubes in a big way.He had been standing in Stacie's large backyard, talking to her about her plans for the summer, when his girlfriend, Heather Andrews, arrived. She was looking beautiful as always, her curly blond hair falling around a small, round face highlighted by a cute upturned nose, and brilliant blue eyes. They had been dating ever since hooking up for the first time the summer before their sophomore year."Excuse me, Stacie." he had said, politely stepping away from her and going over to join Heather on the back porch. Stacie's parents had set up several tables covered with snacks, and Heather stood by the bean dip, looking at him nervously as he approached."Hey, Gorgeous. Where have you been all my life?"This ridiculous come on would ordinarily have rated at least a small giggle from his usually gregarious girlfriend, but tonight she only frowned."David; I wanted to talk to you before the party, but you left the graduation so fast.""Sorry about that. Kevin needed a ride and wanted to stop by his parents so he could change before we came over here," he explained while moving closer, trying to get his arms around his girlfriend's waist even as she slipped back a step, avoiding his move."Is there something wrong?" he asked, not understanding her sudden skittishness around him."David, I wanted to tell you this in private, before the party. You know; I care a lot about you.""You love me. That's what you've always said," cut in David."I do love you, but.""But?" said David raising an eyebrow while a feeling of dread started to spread through his body."I; We; didn't mean for it to happen, but we got put on this project for Economics, and we started to spend so much time together. One thing led to another.""Wait! Who are we talking about? Did you meet someone else? What's going on here?""David; I."Before Heather could explain further, a third person joined them on the porch. He was taller than David by a couple of inches, which was saying something because David himself was six-foot-one. The other boy had tight, curly black hair with a dark complexion, consistent with his Italian heritage; and an arrogant smile that David had considered knocking off his face more than once."I hope I'm not interrupting anything?""This is a private conversation, Alex," snapped David before Heather could answer.Alex Romero had been a teammate of David's on the Randolph High School swim team, but the two had never become friends. They had been rivals for years, competing for team captain, and for medals at events around the state. David had gotten the upper hand more often than not; much to Alex's displeasure. It didn't help matters that Alex came from a wealthy family and wasn't above flaunting his privilege. For his eighteenth birthday, his parents had bought him a Porsche. It was used, but still, it annoyed David that he had been forced to work to afford his clunker of a car, while Alex had his handed to him on a platter."Alex, would you give us a minute," said Heather in a placating tone."Sure, I'll be over here," he said with a grin.David's eyes grew wider as the other boy moved off."No! Please, for the love of God, Heather, tell me it's not Alex!""I'm sorry, David, like I said it just happened. You know, you've been so busy lately with your job and clubs and stuff. We've hardly seen each other for the past four months.""So this is all my fault? I told you I wasn't going to work this summer so we could spend more time together, but I needed to save money before then. Jesus, Heather! How come you didn't come to me before this and tell me you weren't happy?""I tried, but you always brushed me off with some excuse about how you would make more time for us, but then you never did.""So you jump into Alex's arms? We've been together for almost three years!""I know. I'm sorry, David. I don't know what to say. The heart wants what it wants.""Are you fucking kidding me! I can't believe you're falling back on the most cliché line in the book!"Alex was suddenly back at Heather's side, glaring at David."You need to stay cool, Cross. I don't want to see you yelling at Heather," he said menacingly."Oh! This is so classic. You can't beat me in the pool, so you snake my girlfriend behind my back," shouted David.The two boys glowered at each other while Heather looked around uncomfortably not sure how to diffuse the situation she had sparked."If you had been treating her right, she would still be your girlfriend," growled Alex."Fuck you, Romero.""I may not have beaten you in the pool, but I'm about to beat your ass on this porch!" said Alex tightly."Guys! Can't we discuss this inside." said Heather quietly with fear in her eyes.It looked as if the two young men were going to come to blows, but the crisis was averted when Stacie's father appeared on the porch alerted by some of the other kids that trouble was brewing."Everything okay out here?" asked the older man looking down at the two boys. Stacie's dad was a former Marine and very intimidating. David looked away, barely concealing his anger."Fine; just fine; " he grumbled."Heather and I were just going inside to try some of that delicious-looking cake your wife made," answered Alex slipping his arm around Heather's waist and guiding her toward the back door. All David could do was watch them go feeling helpless his fun graduation night sinking like the Titanic."It's a good thing Stacie's dad showed up. I can only imagine the carnage that was about to ensue," came Chris's voice jerking David back to the present."Yeah, I was so ready to knock that moron on his ass.""Well; Look at it this way you guys were probably going to break up by the end of the summer anyway. Heather is going out of state to college, and you're still planning on attending city college, right?""We could have made a long-distance thing work," offered David."Said every jilted college freshman ever; " replied Chris."Thanks for trying to make me feel better. I hope you don't plan to become a therapist because you suck at it.""I hear you, Man. I know you're hurting right now, but think about how much fun it could be to be a free agent this summer. We could hit Wave World and check out the babes!"David grimaced at the name. Wave World was about the only attraction worth attending in their small town, a local run water park that featured numerous slides and a lazy river as well as the wave pool that gave the park its name. David had worked there two previous summers. It was also the place he and Heather had hooked up for the first time, so it now held a bittersweet spot in his heart."You do know Wave World is where Heather and I met, right?""I was there, of course I know that, but it's also the best place to meet someone new.""I don't know, Chris. Let's see how the summer goes, and we'll fall off that bridge when we get there.""Don't let this thing with Heather taint things for you, David," cautioned his friend."I hear ya.""I have to go. Chin up, Buddy!""Right; " said David cutting the connection.He sighed tossing the phone aside, staring up at the ceiling."What a shitty way to start the summer," he grumbled under his breath.He got out of bed a short time later conscious of the fact that if he didn't, his mom was going to come looking for him again. A quick shower chased out some of the cobwebs, and he managed to force a smile onto his face as he joined his family for lunch.David's mom and dad were already at the table. His father, William Cross, Bill to his friends, was an accountant who worked at the High Rock nuclear plant outside of town. A tall man with thinning hair and a face that always seemed to be on the verge of a frown, David's dad watched his son pull up a chair while stirring the steaming bowl of stew in front of him."Got in kind of late last night," noted Bill Cross as his son settled himself."It was graduation night," replied David as if that summed up everything."Yeah; How was the party at Stacie's?""Fine," said David shoveling a large bite of stew into his mouth to preclude any follow-up questions about it."I thought you looked so handsome in your cap and gown last night. I can't wait to post the pictures," said David's mom, Joyce, as she joined them at the table.David winced at the thought. He had felt he looked particularly dorky in the outfit himself."Are you off today?" asked David not used to his dad home on a Friday."Doctors appointment this morning, but I'll probably take the rest of the day off and get the oil changed in the car. It's too far to drive into work this late."David nodded, knowing that the plant lay forty miles outside of town for safety reasons. It made for a long commute for his Dad, who usually left for work at the crack of dawn."Who was calling you all morning?" asked his mom."Chris; He didn't make the party last night, but wanted to hang out this weekend.""Best get some fun in this weekend before work starts up for you on Monday," said his dad as he lifted a glass of water to his lips."Right; I thought next week I might hit Wave World; Wait; What did you say? What work?""I have good news for you, Son. I got you a summer job, working as a paid intern in the Office Services department at the plant."David slowly lowered his spoon, "You did what? This is my last summer to hang out with my friends! How am I going to do that if I'm working forty miles out in the middle of nowhere?""It's time to grow up, David. You're eighteen and graduated from school. It's high time you got a taste of working a real job; not lounging in a chair watching girls in bikini's stroll by," said Bill Cross referring to David's usual summer employment as a lifeguard at Wave World."Dad! Come on! This isn't fair. You could have at least asked me what I wanted to do!""Like you would have said, 'Yes,' to working ten hours shifts from six a.m. to five p.m. all week for the summer? Not to mention you

Passions flare between an older woman and her summer hire.Based on a post by dark overlord 6, in 4 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at Connected. David's Disrupted LifeBeing awoken by his alarm clock was usually bad enough. When his mother got in on the act it was often decidedly worse. On this particular morning, David Cross enjoyed the distinct displeasure of both things happening. The first, because even though he had graduated the night prior, he had forgotten to switch the alarm off and it did its duty by trying to wake him for a non-existent school day. The latter, because he had left his cell phone sitting on the kitchen counter after staggering in from a graduation party at four a.m."David! This silly thing has rung at least four times in the last hour. Why don't you try answering it!" snapped his annoyed mother after she burst into his room unannounced."Jesus, Mom! What time is it?" he grumbled from beneath the covers."11:00 A.M., and high time you got up," she replied, tossing the phone onto his bed and going over to raise his blinds."Holy crap!" moaned David, who caught a burst of sunlight even through the sheet covering his eyes."David! Language!""Sorry; "His mother moved off, muttering to herself what sounded like a list of grocery items.David stayed in his bed and slowly lowered the covers. He drew in a breath as his eyes adjusted to the light feeling the urge to continue sleeping drain away. The phone on the bed seemed heavier than usual, as he lifted it in one hand just in time for it to ring loudly, nearly startling him into dropping it. The name flashing on the display said "Christopher Michaels," and David answered the call with a sigh."Good news travels fast," said David in a voice still tinged with exhaustion."So it's true," came the voice from the other side of the call.The voice belonged to one of his best friends, and the only one not to attend the party the previous night."How are you taking it?" Chris asked."How am I taking my girlfriend of almost three years, dumping me on graduation night, for the guy I hate the most on the planet? Gosh, I don't know, Chris, how do you think?""I know, that was seriously cold. She could have at least waited until after the party."David's heart, already seeming like a led weight in his chest, gained a few more ounces, sinking toward his feet."Yeah, I had to stand there and pretend like it wasn't bothering me while she and Alex hung all over each other."His mind drifted back to the festivities he had attended after graduation. Everything had started wonderfully. The party had been thrown at his friend Stacie's house. Her parents had a gigantic, multi-story dwelling just outside the city, and after the usual dull high school graduation ceremony at Randolph High, seemingly everyone he knew had gathered there to celebrate. It should have been the pinnacle of his young life, but within a short time of his arrival, the whole thing had gone down the tubes in a big way.He had been standing in Stacie's large backyard, talking to her about her plans for the summer, when his girlfriend, Heather Andrews, arrived. She was looking beautiful as always, her curly blond hair falling around a small, round face highlighted by a cute upturned nose, and brilliant blue eyes. They had been dating ever since hooking up for the first time the summer before their sophomore year."Excuse me, Stacie." he had said, politely stepping away from her and going over to join Heather on the back porch. Stacie's parents had set up several tables covered with snacks, and Heather stood by the bean dip, looking at him nervously as he approached."Hey, Gorgeous. Where have you been all my life?"This ridiculous come on would ordinarily have rated at least a small giggle from his usually gregarious girlfriend, but tonight she only frowned."David; I wanted to talk to you before the party, but you left the graduation so fast.""Sorry about that. Kevin needed a ride and wanted to stop by his parents so he could change before we came over here," he explained while moving closer, trying to get his arms around his girlfriend's waist even as she slipped back a step, avoiding his move."Is there something wrong?" he asked, not understanding her sudden skittishness around him."David, I wanted to tell you this in private, before the party. You know; I care a lot about you.""You love me. That's what you've always said," cut in David."I do love you, but.""But?" said David raising an eyebrow while a feeling of dread started to spread through his body."I; We; didn't mean for it to happen, but we got put on this project for Economics, and we started to spend so much time together. One thing led to another.""Wait! Who are we talking about? Did you meet someone else? What's going on here?""David; I."Before Heather could explain further, a third person joined them on the porch. He was taller than David by a couple of inches, which was saying something because David himself was six-foot-one. The other boy had tight, curly black hair with a dark complexion, consistent with his Italian heritage; and an arrogant smile that David had considered knocking off his face more than once."I hope I'm not interrupting anything?""This is a private conversation, Alex," snapped David before Heather could answer.Alex Romero had been a teammate of David's on the Randolph High School swim team, but the two had never become friends. They had been rivals for years, competing for team captain, and for medals at events around the state. David had gotten the upper hand more often than not; much to Alex's displeasure. It didn't help matters that Alex came from a wealthy family and wasn't above flaunting his privilege. For his eighteenth birthday, his parents had bought him a Porsche. It was used, but still, it annoyed David that he had been forced to work to afford his clunker of a car, while Alex had his handed to him on a platter."Alex, would you give us a minute," said Heather in a placating tone."Sure, I'll be over here," he said with a grin.David's eyes grew wider as the other boy moved off."No! Please, for the love of God, Heather, tell me it's not Alex!""I'm sorry, David, like I said it just happened. You know, you've been so busy lately with your job and clubs and stuff. We've hardly seen each other for the past four months.""So this is all my fault? I told you I wasn't going to work this summer so we could spend more time together, but I needed to save money before then. Jesus, Heather! How come you didn't come to me before this and tell me you weren't happy?""I tried, but you always brushed me off with some excuse about how you would make more time for us, but then you never did.""So you jump into Alex's arms? We've been together for almost three years!""I know. I'm sorry, David. I don't know what to say. The heart wants what it wants.""Are you fucking kidding me! I can't believe you're falling back on the most cliché line in the book!"Alex was suddenly back at Heather's side, glaring at David."You need to stay cool, Cross. I don't want to see you yelling at Heather," he said menacingly."Oh! This is so classic. You can't beat me in the pool, so you snake my girlfriend behind my back," shouted David.The two boys glowered at each other while Heather looked around uncomfortably not sure how to diffuse the situation she had sparked."If you had been treating her right, she would still be your girlfriend," growled Alex."Fuck you, Romero.""I may not have beaten you in the pool, but I'm about to beat your ass on this porch!" said Alex tightly."Guys! Can't we discuss this inside." said Heather quietly with fear in her eyes.It looked as if the two young men were going to come to blows, but the crisis was averted when Stacie's father appeared on the porch alerted by some of the other kids that trouble was brewing."Everything okay out here?" asked the older man looking down at the two boys. Stacie's dad was a former Marine and very intimidating. David looked away, barely concealing his anger."Fine; just fine; " he grumbled."Heather and I were just going inside to try some of that delicious-looking cake your wife made," answered Alex slipping his arm around Heather's waist and guiding her toward the back door. All David could do was watch them go feeling helpless his fun graduation night sinking like the Titanic."It's a good thing Stacie's dad showed up. I can only imagine the carnage that was about to ensue," came Chris's voice jerking David back to the present."Yeah, I was so ready to knock that moron on his ass.""Well; Look at it this way you guys were probably going to break up by the end of the summer anyway. Heather is going out of state to college, and you're still planning on attending city college, right?""We could have made a long-distance thing work," offered David."Said every jilted college freshman ever; " replied Chris."Thanks for trying to make me feel better. I hope you don't plan to become a therapist because you suck at it.""I hear you, Man. I know you're hurting right now, but think about how much fun it could be to be a free agent this summer. We could hit Wave World and check out the babes!"David grimaced at the name. Wave World was about the only attraction worth attending in their small town, a local run water park that featured numerous slides and a lazy river as well as the wave pool that gave the park its name. David had worked there two previous summers. It was also the place he and Heather had hooked up for the first time, so it now held a bittersweet spot in his heart."You do know Wave World is where Heather and I met, right?""I was there, of course I know that, but it's also the best place to meet someone new.""I don't know, Chris. Let's see how the summer goes, and we'll fall off that bridge when we get there.""Don't let this thing with Heather taint things for you, David," cautioned his friend."I hear ya.""I have to go. Chin up, Buddy!""Right; " said David cutting the connection.He sighed tossing the phone aside, staring up at the ceiling."What a shitty way to start the summer," he grumbled under his breath.He got out of bed a short time later conscious of the fact that if he didn't, his mom was going to come looking for him again. A quick shower chased out some of the cobwebs, and he managed to force a smile onto his face as he joined his family for lunch.David's mom and dad were already at the table. His father, William Cross, Bill to his friends, was an accountant who worked at the High Rock nuclear plant outside of town. A tall man with thinning hair and a face that always seemed to be on the verge of a frown, David's dad watched his son pull up a chair while stirring the steaming bowl of stew in front of him."Got in kind of late last night," noted Bill Cross as his son settled himself."It was graduation night," replied David as if that summed up everything."Yeah; How was the party at Stacie's?""Fine," said David shoveling a large bite of stew into his mouth to preclude any follow-up questions about it."I thought you looked so handsome in your cap and gown last night. I can't wait to post the pictures," said David's mom, Joyce, as she joined them at the table.David winced at the thought. He had felt he looked particularly dorky in the outfit himself."Are you off today?" asked David not used to his dad home on a Friday."Doctors appointment this morning, but I'll probably take the rest of the day off and get the oil changed in the car. It's too far to drive into work this late."David nodded, knowing that the plant lay forty miles outside of town for safety reasons. It made for a long commute for his Dad, who usually left for work at the crack of dawn."Who was calling you all morning?" asked his mom."Chris; He didn't make the party last night, but wanted to hang out this weekend.""Best get some fun in this weekend before work starts up for you on Monday," said his dad as he lifted a glass of water to his lips."Right; I thought next week I might hit Wave World; Wait; What did you say? What work?""I have good news for you, Son. I got you a summer job, working as a paid intern in the Office Services department at the plant."David slowly lowered his spoon, "You did what? This is my last summer to hang out with my friends! How am I going to do that if I'm working forty miles out in the middle of nowhere?""It's time to grow up, David. You're eighteen and graduated from school. It's high time you got a taste of working a real job; not lounging in a chair watching girls in bikini's stroll by," said Bill Cross referring to David's usual summer employment as a lifeguard at Wave World."Dad! Come on! This isn't fair. You could have at least asked me what I wanted to do!""Like you would have said, 'Yes,' to working ten hours shifts from six a.m. to five p.m. all week for the summer? Not to mention you

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SERIES 2 EPISODE 1XX: COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN A-Block (1:44) SPECIAL COMMENT: I would've expected Trump to mispronounce "Melania" as "Melanoma" before he garbled Putin's name. Whether Putin is his blackmailer, his benefactor or just his idol, if he called him "Poten," Donald Trump is a desperately sick man. I mean, Jesus H. Christ in a Hatbox. The evidence continues to mount for either the thesis that he has Fluent Aphasia or what veteran Trump health analyst Dr. John Gartner has identified as Phonemic Paraphasias (an Alzheimer's symptom in what regular words are replaced by nonsense that rhymes with them).  This could also explains Trump, a day after posting his latest bond for the latest money he owes E. Jean Carroll after her latest lawsuit, insisting again that he never met her, and two days after that going live on national television and insisting - as if he has never mentioned before - that he never met her. If his brain is dissolving, he might really have no idea that he met her or raped her or anything else. The bond in the Carroll case (one of them, I forget the number) brings us back to the other question. It was a bond posted by Chubb insurance (irony unbound) and neither Trump nor Chubb will confirm or deny the 91 million was co-signed by anybody else. Chubb has outlets in Russia, Turkey, UAE, Brasil. Trump met with right-winger Jeff Yass (who owns part of TikTok and now Trump DOESN'T want to ban TikTok) and Elon Musk. Did either of them buy Trump? And: today's House Judiciary Committee comedy show with Special Counsel Robert Hur hits differently now that Biden put a dagger in the heart of the MAGA Biden Age Plot during The State of the Union, and that Hur has "left" the Justice Department and is testifying as just a corrupt citizen Trump Stooge (which he was all along). If the Democrats begin to set him on fire, the GOP will turn on him on a dime. B-BLOCK (23:13) POSTSCRIPTS TO THE NEWS: England's Kate is bad at photoshop and worse at apologizing. Pope Francis just echoed the wartime popes who appeased Hitler, and Marjorie Taylor Greene appears to have given away her plot to sabotage Biden into calling the murder victim "Laken Riley." (28:06) THE WORST PERSONS IN THE WORLD: Funny that Politico, The Washington Post, CNN, the broadcast networks, the AP, New York Times and everybody rushed to the Katie Britt disaster story but almost none of them gave any credit to the independent reporter Jonathan Katz who beat them to it by two days. WaPo actually pretended their guy broke it, and Politico amplified that. It's shameful, and another symptom of broken media. Speaking of broken, there's Mitt Romney, and Bill Maher. We have an explanation for why he turned into an idiot: he reads only the most idiotic political columnists (George Will? Really? I mean other than for baseball?) C-BLOCK (36:35) THINGS I PROMISED NOT TO TELL: After the audience for our SOTU special was exceeded by only eight television news operations (each of which has, you know, a news operation) a prominent non-news TV executive asked me why I wasn't back on MSNBC. So I had to tell the Maddow story again. Including the part about the $437 with which I hired her for the network out of my own pocket.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Episode 2416- On this Wednesday's show Vinnie Tortorich and Gina Grad talk about comments on X, Vinnie's newly-opened VIP Group, the Trojan Horse of labels, and more. [libsyn_podcast id=28828263] PLEASE SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS   YOU CAN WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE - The Trojan Horse of Labels Gina asks why "Jesus Christ Superstar" is the intro song. (2:45) Vinnie explains his use of the phrase "Jesus H Christ" on X (Twitter). He doesn't use it to offend or degrade anyone's religion. Vinnie believes in making the world better—and that's what he tries to live by. He had a religious upbringing, however, it was a negative experience; as a result, he doesn't follow any religion. Vinnie's VIP Accountability group opens up on Nov 29th—keep an eye on his social media to learn more. (16:00) He'll be adding more value and content as the group goes along. He'll be launching a special during December for Pure Coffee Club. (20:15) He never tells people they are required to buy his products to have success on NSNG®. He appreciates that people are willing to support his products. Gina loves how supportive Vinnie is—he never shames or judges. (21:00) Processed foods are starting to go through FDA review and are being considered for warning labels on the packaging. (23:30) Vinnie wonders if it's a Trojan horse, like the Nutrition Panels on labels. Nutrition panels on labels can be manipulated; that's why you should ignore them and only go by the ingredients list. They chat about what calories really are, and why they don't matter much overall. Gina just discovered Dr. Cate Shanahan, who has been on the podcast several times. (30:00) Don't forget about Vinnie's new subscription community. You can find out more by going to . Gina has a new Instagram . Check out Gina's book . She also co-hosts with Bryan Bishop for @LAmag on the Bryan & Gina Show, which you can find on any podcast platform and . [the_ad id="20253"] PURCHASE BEYOND IMPOSSIBLE (2022) The documentary launched on January 11! Order it TODAY! This is Vinnie's third documentary in just over three years. Get it now on Apple TV (iTunes) and/or Amazon Video! Link to the film on Apple TV (iTunes):  Then, Share this link with friends, too! It's also now available on Amazon (the USA only for now)!  Visit my new Documentaries HQ to find my films everywhere: REVIEWS: Please submit your REVIEW after you watch my films. Your positive REVIEW does matter! FAT: A DOCUMENTARY 2 (2021) Visit my new Documentaries HQ to find my films everywhere: Then, please share my fact-based, health-focused documentary series with your friends and family. The more views, the better it ranks, so please watch it again with a new friend! REVIEWS: Please submit your REVIEW after you watch my films. Your positive REVIEW does matter! FAT: A DOCUMENTARY (2019) Visit my new Documentaries HQ to find my films everywhere: Then, please share my fact-based, health-focused documentary series with your friends and family. The more views, the better it ranks, so please watch it again with a new friend! REVIEWS: Please submit your REVIEW after you watch my films. Your positive REVIEW does matter!  

https://rtd.rt.com/films/akhal-teke/ Luke 22:44 - Jesus H. Christ was a horse... The Akhal-Teke, the closest descendant of wild horses, is the world's most expensive and popular breed. They are characterised by remarkable speed, endurance and rapid recovery. Orazguly Babalyev, an honoured horse breeder from Turkmenistan, comes from a family deeply involved with racehorses for generations. "My father at one time - back in the Soviet era - in 1956, took a trip to England, where he presented the Queen with an Akhal-Teke horse called 'Melegush.' I also travel to different countries, on behalf of the Esteemed Arkadag, taking along with me Turkmen racehorses as a gift," says Orazguly. His family follows the old belief that such a horse is the wings of a Turkmen, and they treat the Akhal-Teke as members of their families. In this new documentary, discover how these precious horses are bred and why genetic tests are performed on each newborn. Learn more about how they are trained to become race winners, capable of covering a distance of 100 metres in just 4 seconds. #2023 #art #music #movies #poetry #poem #photooftheday #volcano #news #weather #climate #horse #monkeys #puppy #fyp #love #instagood #onelove #eyes #getyoked #horsie #gotmilk #book #shecomin #getready

https://soundandsilence.wordpress.com/2008/01/16/the-shamanic-shadow-in-the-old-testament/ the bible is about shamans...Jesus H. Christ was a horse... #2023 #art #music #movies #poetry #poem #photooftheday #volcano #news #money #food #weather #climate #monkeys #horse #puppy #fyp #love #instagood #onelove #eyes #getyoked #horsie #gotmilk #book #shecomin #getready

https://chs.harvard.edu/chapter/2-horses-heroes-and-sacrifice/ Jesus H. Christ was a horse... #2023 #art #music #movies #poetry #poem #photooftheday #volcano #news #money #food #weather #climate #monkeys #horse #puppy #fyp #love #instagood #onelove #eyes #getyoked #horsie #gotmilk #book #shecomin #getready

https://earthhorsehealing.com/the-horse-and-shamanism/ Jesus H. Christ was a horse... #2023 #art #music #movies #poetry #poem #photooftheday #volcano #news #money #food #weather #climate #monkeys #horse #puppy #fyp #love #instagood #onelove #eyes #getyoked #horsie #gotmilk #book #shecomin #getready 

Merry Chrysler and Happy Ho Days! As we continue our Christmas tradition of weaving the full story of Jesus together, Jesus and his disciples pass some deep philosophy around (always to the left) as they ponder some of life's greatest lessons. They also seem to notice Jesus has a growing amount of magical powers. It's almost like he can... walk on water?Music credits: Track 1 - Bensounds.comTrack 2 - Piano by the beautiful and talented Colette, Lily's Mom!!! We'll be taking a  break from new shows in January, so keep your eyes peeled for possible relaunch content and join us on Patreon for the latest news while we're away!Support the showSUPPORT THE SHOW ONPatreonInstagramFacebook

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Camp Diogenes Staff Handbook, Rule #101: Attack the hardest thing you have to do in a day first thing in the morning. As Mark Twain said, “If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. Wait… your job really eating frogs? Jesus H Christ, really? This was metaphorical advice about being productive!”   Sponsors - Quest Friends. Find more info at at questfriendspodcast.com/jointheparty or listen right now by searching “Quest Friends!” (with the exclamation point) in your podcatcher - Backblaze. You can get a free, fully-featured, no-credit-card-required trial at backblaze.com/jtp! - BetterHelp, a secure online therapy service. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/jointheparty   Find Us Online - website: jointhepartypod.com - patreon: patreon.com/jointhepartypod - twitch: twitch.tv/jtpsidequests - youtube: youtube.com/c/jointhepartypodcast - twitter: twitter.com/jointhepartypod - instagram: instagram.com/jointhepartypod - tumblr: jointhepartypod.tumblr.com - merch & music: jointhepartypod.com/merch   Cast & Crew - Co-Host, Co-Producer, GM: Eric Silver - Co-Host (Les Proenneke), Co-Producer, Sound Designer, Composer: Brandon Grugle - Co-Host (Carrie-Ann Price), Co-Producer: Amanda McLoughlin - Co-Host (Phoebe Cooper), Co-Producer: Julia Schifini - Multitude: multitude.productions   About Us Join the Party is an actual play podcast with tangible worlds, genre-pushing storytelling, and collaborators who make each other laugh each week. We welcome everyone to the table, from longtime players to folks who've never touched a roleplaying game before. Hop into the Camp-Paign, our Monster of the Week story set in a weird and wild summer camp, or marathon our D&D games with Campaign 2 for a modern, sci-fi superhero game and Campaign 1 for a high fantasy story. And once a month we release the Afterparty, where we answer your questions about the show and how we play the game. New episodes every Tuesday.

When you're at your job do you feel held against your will? If that's the case you need to hear the story of Bennelong, the first Aboriginal person who was  "appointed" ambassador to England after he was kidnapped by the Brits. Also on this episode Kyle and Jheisson dive into the origins of Rome, learn what the "H' stands for in Jesus H. Christ, and discover the ins and outs of ocean travel in the 1700's.  

Mark Sitko (Barker Room Rep) burns one down with Mike and Mary Jane to talk about making theater, why we need to get weird (and sometimes walk out), how weed can make art better, being humble, failing well, and what he looks for when casting a role. Plus we hear about his upcoming show Moniece Clark by LaShea Delaney — an exploration of what makes one woman more valuable than another in our true crime-obsessed times. LEAVE A REVIEW / GIVE US 5 ⭐️/ JESUS H CHRIST, MOM Music by Jesse Case Weed + Grub IG Weed + Grub YT Buy tix to Moniece Clark Barker Room Rep IG America doesn't have 40,000 cannabis prisoners - WeedWeek TSUMo Snacks BOTW: @boxbrown, @thefake_jaredhazen  & @alfredslaundry 

We've all heard someone exclaim "Jesus H. Christ!" But what does the H even stand for? Come join this frustrating journey with Rachel Teichman, LMSW and Victor Varnado, KSN as they seek The Truth. Produced and hosted by Victor Varnado & Rachel Teichman Full Wikipedia article here:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ WE APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT ON PATREON!https://www.patreon.com/wikilistenpodcast Find us on social media! https://www.facebook.com/WikiListen Instagram @WikiListen Twitter @Wiki_Listen Get bonus content on Patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Battle Pope is a comedy comic book series by Robert Kirkman and Tony Moore that follows a drinking pope who works with Jesus H. Christ to save Saint Michael. If you didn't think that last sentence was wild enough, buckle up and listen to this episode hosted by Victor Varnado, KSN and Rachel Teichman, LMSW. Produced and hosted by Victor Varnado & Rachel Teichman Full Wikipedia article here:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Pope WE APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT ON PATREON!https://www.patreon.com/wikilistenpodcast Find us on social media! https://www.facebook.com/WikiListen Instagram @WikiListen Twitter @Wiki_Listen Get bonus content on Patreon Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the second of our DNQ Files this week we take a look at the songs that failed to qualify from Semi Final 2 of Eurovision 2022. Matti has been drinking Sadbois, Kris wants Michael Ben David to respect people's personal space and Chrissy continues to make this an educational podcast with information about The Achille Lauro! Dry communities in America Netta - Toy Michael Ben David not respecting personal space Michael Ben David not respecting personal space again Once again, I am asking Michael Ben David to respect people's personal space Jesus H Christ, Michael Ben David, do I need to say it again!? Respect people's personal space *sigh*... am... am I talking to myself, Michael Ben David? What is it about respecting people's personal space and boundaries you don't get? Georgia's Master of Ceremonies Eleni Foureira - Fuego Chanel - Slo Mo Gloria Gaynor - I Am What I Am Gina G - Ooh Aah, Just A Little Bit Emma Muscat - Out Of Sight Emma Muscat - I Am What I Am Official Video Bilal Hassani - Roi The Story Of The Achille Lauro Southern Comfort - Whatever's Comfortable Advert Why Germans love naturism Ryan O'Shaughnessy - Together That Fucking Turkey Ryan Dolan - Only Love Survives Brooke, The Kremlin and The Roop Moe rescues Homer Exit Eden - Total Eclipse Of The Heart Exit Eden - Frozen The last ever Castrato (he wasn't very good) Katerine Duska - Better Love

Of adult nudity I knew nothing at first hand. At my grandparents' house, I had studied, very carefully, the nude photographs of May Castle that I had found in a desk drawer in the bedroom that had once been my father's. I had seen, briefly, usually looking over another boy's shoulder, in a book that sometimes materialized in the boys' room, photographs of nude men and women with black rectangles over their eyes, but these photographs were more puzzling than revealing. The people were always facing not quite the right way, or the photographs had been cropped just a fraction of an inch before the point at which they would have provided the curious viewer with some real information. The pictures implied a great deal, but without the experience that would have helped me to interpret them, with only my imagination to complete a curve, extend a line, illuminate a shadow, or sharpen the fuzzy focus, the possibilities multiplied so quickly and assumed such grotesque forms and enormous proportions that my head began to reel.     The second floor of Veronica's house was an attic, expanded and made suitable for bedrooms by dormers that ran the length of the house at the front and rear. The stairs led to a small landing, off which there were two doors. One led to Veronica's parents' bedroom. The other led to Veronica's bedroom. Under the eaves, there was space for storage. This arrangement was typical of the houses built in Babbington during the postwar population boom. My house, and the houses of most of the other boys and girls I knew, at least in Babbington Heights, resembled Veronica's, differing only in rotation and scale.     Access to the storage space under the eaves was provided by sliding doors crudely constructed of thin sheets of pressed wood fibers that were sold under the trade name Masonite, with a simple finger hole drilled through each door to allow one to get a grip on it and slide it in its track to one side.     Slowly and silently, Veronica slid the door in her room open enough so that we could squeeze through. She got down on her hands and knees and crawled in. I followed her.     The floor of the storage area was simply a few pine boards nailed to the joists. To our left as we crawled along, there was no floor at all; the joists were exposed, and below them was the plasterboard of the ceiling below. I knew this because as soon as I put my hand out in the darkness of this tunnel, I missed the boards and felt my hand slip into dark nothingness, but then my hand struck the plasterboard, and I recognized it for what it was from familiarity with the attic at home, where I slept.    Very slowly, Veronica crawled along toward the light that we could see ahead of us, coming from the finger holes in the doors to the eaves storage in Veronica's parents' bedroom, from which the voices of Jack and Mrs. McCall came now in low rhythmical waves, sometimes resembling the involuntary grunting sounds one makes when one has been rowing a boat for quite a while and has to put a strong effort into each stroke, at other times more like the startled exclamation one makes when one is taken by surprise by some physical contact, at first frightened and then relieved, as when one feels the impact of a Ping-Pong ball on the back of one's neck and realizes an instant later that it was only a Ping-Pong ball, nothing more.     After what seemed a very long time, Veronica stopped behind the door, where she could see into her parents' bedroom through the finger hole. Light fell on her face through the hole. She wore a rapt, curious expression, but there was also in it a trace of anger—no, more than anger. It was a trace, apparent in a certain steadiness in her eyes, a twist in her upper lip, of hatred.    A car door, muffled but unmistakably a car door. The front door. No doubt about it, the front door. “Hello-wo! Hey, where's my honey?” It was Mr. McCall.     “Oh, my God,” said Mrs. McCall, quite softly, and apparently quite calmly.     “Jesus H. Christ!” said Jack, and I could tell that he said it through clenched teeth.     Veronica turned toward me. I couldn't see her face at all, but the light behind her lit her dark hair with a thin, golden aureole.     “Quick! Grab your clothes,” said Mrs. McCall. “You hide under the eaves. I'll get him out of the house, and you slip away.”     I backed up as quickly as I could, and Veronica scrambled toward me. We had barely managed to crouch behind a cardboard carton marked ORNAMENTS, when the door at the other end of the closet slid open, and Jack crawled in, carrying his shoes and socks and pants.     Mrs. McCall called out, “Hi, Honey. I was taking a nap. I'll be right there.” A couple of minutes later she went downstairs. We heard muffled voices from downstairs, then the front door opened and closed, and the car started and drove off.     Jack slid the door open. Light flooded into the closet. Veronica and I shrank behind the carton and waited. He closed the door. We heard his footsteps on the stairs, rapid footsteps. We heard him open and close the front door. We waited for a minute or so and then slid the door open and crawled out into Veronica's bedroom.     “I'd better get home,” I said. I started for the door at once. Veronica didn't say a thing. When I reached the front door, I turned and looked back upstairs. Veronica was standing at the door to her parents' bedroom, looking in. She turned toward me.     “Come on back, Peter,” she said.     “I really better get home, Veronica,” I said.     “They're probably not going to be back for a while,” she said.     “I can't, Veronica,” I said. I was trying not to whine, trying to keep myself from saying, in whatever way, “I'm still a little boy, Veronica.” I said, “I have to go home and study for the social studies test.”     I ran all the way home. In my mind was a burning question, and it was probably the same burning question that was in Jack's mind while he hid under the eaves: “How am I going to get out of this?”Have you missed an episode or two or several?You can begin reading at the beginning or you can catch up by visiting the archive or consulting the index to the Topical Guide.You can listen to the episodes on the Personal History podcast. Begin at the beginning or scroll through the episodes to find what you've missed.You can ensure that you never miss a future issue by getting a free subscription. 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Heute begrüßt euch Jesus H. Christ zu einer neuen Folge Jackass und feuert mal ordentlich eine Kanone ins Wohnzimmer. Während alle dem laden Ricky und Rapha zu einer neuen Ausgabe von Familie Business und bequatschen eine Folge, die sie so beide überhaupt nicht leiden können. Links: Rabbit Rabbit Grußkarten, FCK YOU Grußkarten Kommt auf unseren Discord-Server Facebook WenigOriginell Instagram WenigOriginell Twitter WenigOriginell E-Mail kontakt@Wenig-Originell.de Wir freuen uns über jedes Lebenszeichen von euch und vielen Dank an alle, die schon Kontakt mit uns aufgenommen haben. Timecodes: 00:03:04 Roadnews 00:05:36 Zur Folge 00:11:41 Eckdaten 00:16:16 In die Folge 00:24:21 Sequenz 2 00:43:19 Sequenz 3 01:07:08 Sequenz 4 01:19:45 Sequenz 5 01:35:52 Sequenz 6 01:47:29 Sequenz 7 01:50:03 Sequenz 8 01:55:01 ENDE & Fazit 01:56:00 Zitat der Woche

It's called pregnant Jesus the hidden ancient archaic esoteric story of the Essene lover. Add the main guy who they call ENKI AKA LUCIFER the one and only Erik Geoffrey von Leonardo Plott here https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100072161828536 for more follow the channel and listen to the latest new song next called MASQUERADE MATRIX https://anchor.fm/eric-plott/episodes/SONG--MASQUERADE-MATRIX--TheKazweh-e1emkjk. Like what if the world is trying to say they want to save the planet and they are doing this merely to distract themselves from themselves Now in the reverse spectrum Let's let at the other extreme You are distracting yourself feom your self by pretending you don't care Is that a possibility to consider or could I be COMPLETEY wrong That maybe you want to come off the wrong way so you don't attract the wrong people because you are used to the people pulling you under Using you and taking advantage of you anyways Part of you loves this but still somethinr a part of you that is long gone or perhaps missing is gone and potentially never come back So what is it you desire or does that matter . Hope again I didn't strike a chord. However I can keep going deeper. But I probably shouldn't ~E.G.Plott~

Hello Truth-Seekers and welcome to another episode of Truth Wanted. This week Objectively Dan is joined once again by the USA's favorite deity, Jesus H Christ!Barrie the Kiwi is first up, he's got an alien abduction/medical emergency metaphor for us. JC suggests that traumatic experiences could lead to false memories, and Dan probes Barrie for details. Verbally, of course. JC admits to an odd fetish, you'll have to listen to find out, no spoilers! Barrie's also got a UFO story, but sadly, is interrupted before he can finish (probably by aliens).Steve is next, who has a new philosophical argument for… rabbits? I'm as confused as Dan. It takes a lot to bewilder a deity, but Jesus Christ! Is. We're gonna move along, thanks for the call Steve!Marcus is a new atheist who's received a letter from his mother, claiming that she's had a revelation from God. Jesus has no record of this intervention, and tells us that heaven has a “no indirect revelation” policy. Good to know, Lord. Marcus thinks there's a chance this could be for real, and Dan has a tarot card analogy that seems more likely than miracles. Many of us have been there too, remember that we humans are pattern seekers, and coincidences are just that, and nothing more.Our final two callers have crawled out from beneath a bridge, taken a break from extorting billy-goats, and graced us with their nonsense. Strap in!Douglas in Canada thinks that the McCarthy era addition of In God We Trust to American currency is proof of God. Douglas is also unaware that this is a recent addition. He throws some childish insults at Jesus, which is entirely un-Christian, and our hosts play with their food for a brief moment before Douglas runs away. This man does not represent Canada.Alex in Cali is off the road, and off the rails. We begin with the accusation that our guest is not the REAL Jesus… pretty sure we all knew that. Alex coins the term “self-exist,” presents a few ridiculous false dichotomies, is thoroughly owned by our hosts, and runs back beneath his bridge. Stick to goats dude.Well that was fun! Tune in next week, when two lowly mortals will continue their side-quest for the truth! The main quest is donuts.

Our trio shares their thoughts on national treasure Jennifer Coolidge, the magic of New Hampshire, and Jesus H. Christ in this modern, breath of fresh air holiday romcom by Netflix.

This week on Every Rom Com join us for some holiday cheer as we wrap up the Christmas Rom Com series with Netflix’s new gay Christmas rom com “Single All the Way.” We’ll do an overview of other gay Christmas rom coms, discuss Christmas rom com tropes, and Jen gives a fast and furious ranking of the many Netflix Christmas rom coms she’s seen. Mostly, however, we’ll discuss what melted our hearts, and what failed to light our holiday fires, in this newest addition to the Christmas rom com canon. 0:00-6:39 Introduction, Sophia’s Christmas Movie Picks 6:39-17:00 Trailer, Basic Info, Interesting Facts, Other Gay and Lesbian Christmas Rom Coms, Single All The Way As An Angst-Free Gay Rom Com Other Gay & Lesbian Christmas Rom Coms: https://www.pastemagazine.com/movies/lgbtq-christmas-movies/ On the Importance of “Single All The Way” https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/11/29/single-all-the-way-michael-urie-philemon-chambers-netflix/ 17:00-26:17 Cast & Crew In-Depth Interview with Writer, Chad Hodge: https://thequeerreview.com/2021/11/29/exclusive-interview-chad-hodge-on-writing-netflixs-first-gay-holiday-rom-com-single-all-the-way/ Glaad Interview with Philemon Chambers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1movFztgkQQ 26:17-33:36 General Opinion, Jen Rates Netflix Christmas Rom Coms 33:36-46:05 Tropes!, Intro To The Characters and Premise 46:05-56:23 Arrival At Peter’s House, Family Setups/Family Pressure, Introducing The Rest Of The Family, Introducing Aunt Sandy 56:23-1:17:37 The Setup Date, The Wrapping Party, Peter and Nick’s (Lack Of) Chemistry, Nick And Peter’s Dad, Peter and James’s Second Date, Sophia And Her Husband’s Friends To Lovers Story, The Christmas Pageant In Case You Want To Know Why People Say “Jesus H. Christ” https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/571516/why-do-people-say-jesus-h-christ-and-where-did-h-come 1:17:37 SPOILERS BEGIN 1:17:37-1:41:04 James And Peter Kiss, Photoshoot, James And Peter Third Date, Forced To Share A Bed Trope, Britney Dance Scene, The Pageant, Nick Reveals His Feelings, Kevin The Snowplow Guy, Peter And Nick’s First Kiss, The Resolution &n

Grumpy Guerillas *expecting* little from England's Ashes squad, *birth* of the Boringest Cricket Tweet Of The Week, and Jesus H Christ (where H = hash).

Jesus H Christ we can not be stopped! The boys put up a weekend for the books both going 11-5 in week 3 picks. The team is getting hot as h=just the right time as the NFL landscape starts to take picture. We do out very best to provide you all consistency and with a winning record through the first month of the season, you cant do much better than that! Stay tuned for special promos and giveaways on the show! send us your betting slips and questions on the @hammertime_podcast Instagram page! Good luck this week everyone and bet responsibly! Follow our partners @mostvaluedpicks Listen to 'Lets just talk about' another great show under the Stadium Junkies Media label Shoutout to our sponsors over at Wild Acer Brewing Co!

Eric & Joe respectfully discuss a question about the origin of the term Jesus H. Christ. It might surprise you to learn it began in churches.

In this week's podcast, the almighty, Jesus H. Christ, rises from his tomb to promote his favorite clothing brand, Supreme. Later, Juan talks about his to-be-watched movie list, while Devin and Will argue whether they are Antz or A Bug's Life kind of guys. Socials: Twitter, Instagram: @cosmic_canoe

Straight Outta Kanto butts (metal) heads with fellow nerdually inclined creatives Carl King (On The Slab Podcast) and Shannon Bowman (Aborted Earth band). Together the trio attempt to answer the hard-hitting scientific ground-breaking taboo question that has plagued humanity since before our Lord and Saviour Jesus H. Christ ate some chocolate eggs up on the cross there: ARE ALL METALLERS NERDS!? Why don't you join us and see if you can figure out the answer to this science-defying mystery!

A knock at the lead developers' office door, a soft rap on sandalwood inlaid with carvings so intricate it would have caused Michelangelo to weep, and it had. Twice. “Come.” said a voice from inside. Throughout human history, many claimed to have heard that voice: comforting them, guiding them from the depths of their sorry souls, but only a few of them ever truly had. It was the kind of voice that people wrote books about, started wars about, several in fact. It was the voice of Jesus H. Christ: Son of God and Lead Developer. The door opened and in glided a Seraphim, a being of pure light. As it crossed the threshold the Seraphim dimmed respectfully for a few seconds, before flaring back to brilliance. Christ sat reclined in his chair with his feet propped up on the grand African Blackwood desk before him. He gave a short nod in greeting. “My Lord,” came the Seraphims voice, a gender-less timbre which echoed as though it came from the bottom of a deep well. “The miseries division has finished designing the new vexations. We request your permission to begin QA testing.” “Granted,” said Christ who sat up in his chair and leaned over his desk with fingers steepled. Light from the Seraphim and the room passed through the holes in his wrists making twin pinpricks of gold in his hunched shadow. “Thank you, sir,” replied the Seraphim who dimmed a second time before coming back to full brightness. “We need a new soul object to test this batch of vexations on, as you've sent the last one to Live.” Jesus was wrong. Quite wrong, the Jack Allison object was very much on Live meaning that it was very much, a-live. The tests would have an irreversible impact on its reality, but the Seraphim wasn't about to tell the Son of God and Lead Developer that he was wrong. Was it? The truth was that the Seraphims' confidence had been building bit-by-bit, every second since it crossed the threshold and hadn't been reduced to a pile of unmade ash, the fate of the previous project manager. Feeling positively buoyed, quite invincible really, by its continued existence the Seraphim's light flickered rapidly for a quarter of a second, to indicate its intention to speak truths. “Yes?” Jesus, Son of God and Lead Developer affixed his gaze on the Seraphim. “Nothing sir, right away sir,” said the Seraphim, struck with a sudden wave of terrible vincibility and dimness of form that would remain so until it later exited the office. “We'll start our QA testing on the Jack Allison object, immediately sir.” “See to it.” Topics Discussed in Today's episode include: Universal Recap, Bugcon, Starwars and more! Air Date: 06/28/21 - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1070244946

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Isabella & Corbin discuss the family's they don't have, the appreciation for the family they do have, and Jesus H. Christ. I also overuse the word ej&*culate because I had too many cosmos prior to recording. Strap in...here we gooooo!!

Good evening Truth Seekers! After all this time Jesus Christ makes an appearance tonight on our show, apparently ObjectivelyDan needs a good ol’ talking-to. Jesus has over 1 million followers on YouTube.First caller tonight, Alexiel from Canada claims to be able to channel the goddess Isis, even saying she may channel Isis talking with us today. If anyone can do this, how do we know this isn’t a feeling we have? She claims to be able to channel Isis over the air, Dan wants her to call back when ready.Oriax in PA asks if blasphemy laws are too strict in a monotheistic religion. Dan thinks cultures use blasphemy differently. You should be wary of who you can’t criticize in any culture, for example authoritarian regimes. Jesus sees blasphemy as a control mechanism.Aegir in Iceland asks how people justify seizing land using religious texts. Ooh, tough question. It is not a justified reason to take land on religious grounds. Jesus talks about the ludicrous amounts of land the LDS church owns, it can be seen as modern colonization. Corey in SC said the claim of Jesus is more absurd than the claim of bigfoot, despite Jesus on the show tonight. The Jesus claim is less than anecdotal and there is more biology in a bigfoot blame, but Jesus admits bigfoot is more likely than Jesus. Chris in MO wonders why his political views shifted with losing his beliefs and asks if he has good reasons. Sure social media algorithms do play a role but it’s just mainly exposure to other viewpoints, just be wary not to fall into an echo chamber. Last Caller tonight! Bob in OR thinks it’s not in our ability to own things, claiming we can’t have relationships to objects. Ownership does seem kind of arbitrary but we have evidence of humans and other animals demonstrating connection to objects, a type of relationship.That's all the Truth for this week! Check out more from Jesus Christ at www.youtube.com/c/thejesuschrist Thanks for watching! Continue to wear a mask and make sure to vote!

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Fourth of July is canceled, happy Hamilton weekend instead! We take a deep dive into our criticisms and praises of the musical, its impact in 2020, our favorite songs and themes, and how gay we are for Phillipa Soo. Featuring: All Countries Matter, Kayaking Betrayals, I'm in Too Deep Now!, A Weak-Ass Baby, Scenic Artist Talk, Love You Dad!, Speaking of Bodily Fluids, Jesus H Christ, Sam HAS To Demonstrate It, SHE AIN'T REAL, “Fuck, Wait, Cut This Out, Wait,” and Our Recommendation to Support Theater & Other Unemployed Workers!

The boi's talk what would their K-pop band be called, the Pope's rock album and the big man himself Jesus H Christ. Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/boysoninternet Discord ► http://www.discord.gg/HearwUw Our socials are @boysoninternet on instagram and twitter. Scottscy Twitter ► @ScottscyYT Instagram ► scottscy Blairlex Twitter ► @blairlexmydude Instagram ► blairlexmydude Channel art by @LemonyFreshTwit

Apparently people are looking for something to read. We have been getting a number of inquiries asking for recommendations. So, Björ6n Oranj is offering up some of his latest finds. You'll get a variety: paranormal action-adventure, inspirational biography, community drama, experimental fiction and quirky non-fiction. Featured music in this episode includes: Not This by Mint Machete Orchid by The Halcyon Brothers from Set Upon by Satellites Jesus H. Christ on Dramamine by This Isn't Just a Cult from Shake Hands with Danger She's Just Like You by Björ6n Oranj Betty by The Creeping Man from Nothing to Be Afraid Of and You Make Me the Professor by Sean McNamee from Long Live the Gold Rush This episode was produced and narrated by Björ6n Oranj. Are you a Prince fan? We are. If you are not, there is clearly something wrong with you. Check out The Mountains and the Sea to get your Prince podcast fix. If you prefer, you can also find our podcast episodes and other videos on YouTube. Learn more about the art collective that is This Isn't Just a Cult at our website. AND... find us on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter writing / fiction / parody / books / book reviews --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Bill and Jason are graced with a call from The Lamb of God, The Prince of Peace, He Who Is Called I Am - the One and Only Jumping Jesus H. Christ. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Enjoy the latest in excuses as to why this episode is so late! Marvel at talk about heroin and feces (poop)! Hear his amazing impersonations of Billy Dee Williams and Jesus H. Christ! Listen as he laughs at his own silly jokes. Catch hepatitis A from his toothbrush! Originally published 3.6.18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Enjoy the latest in excuses as to why this episode is so late! Marvel at talk about heroin and feces (poop)! Hear his amazing impersonations of Billy Dee Williams and Jesus H. Christ! Listen as he laughs at his own silly jokes. Catch hepatitis A from his toothbrush! Originally published 3.6.18 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Hey Guys! Hope everyone is staying safe right now. This new episode is now available to stream during our quarantine. :) Remember to leave a review on Apple Podcasts and Subscribe to My Crunchy Podcast on all your favorite platform shoes. Hahaha Follow the podcast and our crunchy team on Instagram @ MyCrunchyPodcast ! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eddie-avila1/support

Youtube: notfunnyfunnyguyInstagram: @stupidsoundinglaughTwitter: @ntfunnyfunnyguyIn this, the ninth of (hopefully) many episodes, he talks about Todd Phillips' JOKER and the similarities between the struggles of Arthur Fleck and many modern day youths lost in their 20s.Hopefully something in this podcast inspires you to act with a little more empathy today, or a bit more courage. Or, at the very least, makes you feel a little bit less alone in your confusion.1:23 Joaquin is JUST the BEST, man1:54 The false BILL OF GOODS we have been sold!!!2:40 Where do we fit in society?3:30 How our society treats mental illness5:06 The rich getting richer, the poor getting poorer6:29 Has Joaquin ever NOT been phenomenal?7:53 WHAT was up with his back?!8:00 What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?!9: 52 It’s his DREAM ROLE now, baby!10:39 I’ll watch Joker and Jack Sparrow in a HUNDRED MOVIES!!11:26 I thought the script was dope12:00 THE EMOTIONALLLL JOURNEYYYY13:00 I’m here for an EMOTIONAL. EXPERIENCE.13:30 BUNCH OF SPOILERS…FROM HERE ON OUT!13:40 - Train Scene/First Murders14:38 They were NOT sympathetic dudes hahaha15:25 THAT CLIMAX THOUGH16:05 Kanye on Kimmel18:30 Who did he smother with the pillow?!?!19:50 The Deaf People Sticker Salesmen23:39 Strangers have NO regard for him. So real! 24:45 WAS THE MURRAY PRAISE REAL?!27:30 Why’d he even get broken out of the cop car?!28 Killing got SUPER flippant and non-sensical29:55 The lessons for your TWENTIES

Two guests, Jesus H. Christ, what will we come up with next. (probably three guests)

Heeeeellllloooooooo, and welcome back to #themix, your weekly fix of half decent music (insert thumbs up emoji). matt hibbert presents: #themix: 016 baa bar live A bumper 3 HOUR edition FULL of groovy feel good house music. So yeah, we're back and the mixes and podcasts will be coming every single week I swear to Jesus H Christ himself, starting with these baa bar live mixes recorded live over the summer and freshers. A brand new mix every single week, 52 weeks a year (well 50 weeks, cut me some slack over Christmas & New Year come on), absolutely fucking free of charge, gratis, on the house etc etc blah blah blah… (swear to god I'm back to doing these every week hahaha) Listen/download/stream on Soundcloud, iTunes & the Apple podcast app. Twitter - MattHibbert Insta - MattHibbert17 Snap - MattHibbert17 Facebook - DJ Matt Hibbert (shite) Wazzzzaaapppp!!! Don't forget, you can now download the podcast from iTunes or the apple podcast app straight to your iPhone/iPad/iPod, just search 'Matt Hibbert' on iTunes or the apple podcast app, or just follow this link... itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/matt-…id952909066?mt=2 Don't forget to subscribe, leave a 5 star rating and write a little review, there's a Diet Dr Pepper in it for you. Is Right.

Pete calls Pat from . . . Jesus H Christ . . . Montana this time?  Well, the Timbers beat the holy hell out of LA Galaxy. Email morrisonicpod@gmail.com with your size and address if you want a rainbow Iron Front Morrisonic t-shirt.  I'll tell you later if you owe me any money.

Heeeeellllloooooooo, and welcome back to #themix, your weekly fix of half decent music (insert thumbs up emoji). matt hibbert presents: #themix: 015 summer sessions An hour of groovy feel good summer house music. So yeah, we're back and the mixes and podcasts will be coming every single week I swear to Jesus H Christ himself, starting with these throughout June, July & August, the summer sessions. Get yourself a Red Stripe and sit in your garden annoying your neighbours with this on your impossibly loud Bluetooth speaker. A brand new mix every single week, 52 weeks a year (well 50 weeks, cut me some slack over Christmas & New Year come on), absolutely fucking free of charge, gratis, on the house etc etc blah blah blah...(swear to god I'm back to doing these every week hahaha) Listen/download/stream on Soundcloud, iTunes & the Apple podcast app. Twitter - MattHibbert Insta - MattHibbert17 Snap - MattHibbert17 Facebook - DJ Matt Hibbert (shite) Wazzzzaaapppp!!! Don't forget, you can now download the podcast from iTunes or the apple podcast app straight to your iPhone/iPad/iPod, just search 'Matt Hibbert' on iTunes or the apple podcast app, or just follow this link... itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/matt-…id952909066?mt=2 Don't forget to subscribe, leave a 5 star rating and write a little review, there's a Diet Dr Pepper in it for you. Is Right.

Heeeeellllloooooooo, and welcome back to #themix, your weekly fix of half decent music (insert thumbs up emoji). matt hibbert presents: #themix: 014 summer sessions An hour of groovy feel good summer house music. So yeah, we're back and the mixes and podcasts will be coming every single week I swear to Jesus H Christ himself, starting with these throughout June, July & August, the summer sessions. Get yourself a Red Stripe and sit in your garden annoying your neighbours with this on your impossibly loud Bluetooth speaker. A brand new mix every single week, 52 weeks a year (well 50 weeks, cut me some slack over Christmas & New Year come on), absolutely fucking free of charge, gratis, on the house etc etc blah blah blah...(swear to god I'm back to doing these every week hahaha) Listen/download/stream on Soundcloud, iTunes & the Apple podcast app. Twitter - MattHibbert Insta - MattHibbert17 Snap - MattHibbert17 Facebook - DJ Matt Hibbert (shite) Wazzzzaaapppp!!! Don't forget, you can now download the podcast from iTunes or the apple podcast app straight to your iPhone/iPad/iPod, just search 'Matt Hibbert' on iTunes or the apple podcast app, or just follow this link... itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/matt-…id952909066?mt=2 Don't forget to subscribe, leave a 5 star rating and write a little review, there's a Diet Dr Pepper in it for you. Is Right.

Heeeeellllloooooooo, and welcome back to #themix, your weekly fix of half decent music (insert thumbs up emoji). matt hibbert presents: #themix: 013 summer sessions An hour of groovy feel good summer house music. So yeah, we're back and the mixes and podcasts will be coming every single week I swear to Jesus H Christ himself, starting with these throughout June, July & August, the summer sessions. Get yourself a Red Stripe and sit in your garden annoying your neighbours with this on your impossibly loud Bluetooth speaker. A brand new mix every single week, 52 weeks a year (well 50 weeks, cut me some slack over Christmas & New Year come on), absolutely fucking free of charge, gratis, on the house etc etc blah blah blah...(swear to god I'm back to doing these every week hahaha) Listen/download/stream on Soundcloud, iTunes & the Apple podcast app. Twitter - MattHibbert Insta - MattHibbert17 Snap - MattHibbert17 Facebook - DJ Matt Hibbert (shite) Wazzzzaaapppp!!! Don't forget, you can now download the podcast from iTunes or the apple podcast app straight to your iPhone/iPad/iPod, just search 'Matt Hibbert' on iTunes or the apple podcast app, or just follow this link... itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/matt-…id952909066?mt=2 Don't forget to subscribe, leave a 5 star rating and write a little review, there's a Diet Dr Pepper in it for you. Is Right.

Heeeeellllloooooooo, and welcome back to #themix, your weekly fix of half decent music (insert thumbs up emoji). matt hibbert presents: #themix: 012 summer sessions 2 hours of groovy feel good summer house music recorded live at Baa Bar Fleet St on May Bank Holiday Sunday. Music from the likes of Rebuke, Camelphat, Green Velvet, Patrick Topping, Purple Disco Machine and loads loads more. So yeah, it's been a while hasn't it, humble apols, life kind of got in the way, but we're back and the mixes and podcasts will be coming every single week I swear to Jesus H Christ himself, starting with these throughout June, July & August, the summer sessions. Get yourself a Red Stripe and sit in your garden annoying your neighbours with this on your impossibly loud Bluetooth speaker. A brand new mix every single week, 52 weeks a year (well 50 weeks, cut me some slack over Christmas & New Year come on), absolutely fucking free of charge, gratis, on the house etc etc blah blah blah...(swear to god I'm back to doing these every week hahaha) Listen/download/stream on Soundcloud, iTunes & the Apple podcast app. Twitter - MattHibbert Insta - MattHibbert17 Snap - MattHibbert17 Facebook - DJ Matt Hibbert (shite) Wazzzzaaapppp!!! Don't forget, you can now download the podcast from iTunes or the apple podcast app straight to your iPhone/iPad/iPod, just search 'Matt Hibbert' on iTunes or the apple podcast app, or just follow this link... itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/matt-…id952909066?mt=2 Don't forget to subscribe, leave a 5 star rating and write a little review, there's a Diet Dr Pepper in it for you. Is Right.

For episode 251.... Quack Tract A "Down Under" chiropractor is fined $30k for claims he made of his profession curing cancer. Not enough, I say, but still good news. What about up here in the Great White North? Hundreds protest in Washington for the "right" to not vaccinate their children.  Organizers of an upcoming "natural health" (as if there's an "unnatural health"...) conference on Toronto have canceled the appearance of prominent anti-vaxxer Del Bigtree. Sentencing hearings have concluded for Jennifer and Jeromie Clark, found guilty of criminal negligence causing death and failing to provide the necessaries of life in the death of their 14-month old son John. During the trial, jurors were shown online searches for natural remedies for gangrene, which included cabbage leaves and cayenne. Jesus H. Christ on a Popsicle stick... Eye on Islam Canadians fighting for ISIS in Syria want to come home. One says that it's okay because he hasn't broken any laws here. Wrong, buddy. To paraphrase Batman, we won't kill you. But we don't have to save you, either. Apple and Google offer an app which here in the West would be deemed creepy-stalky by normal people. What does it do? It tracks the movements of women. I wonder what Gillette would say? Catholic Watch Nun abuse - the latest scandal to come out of Catholicism - is coming to the fore.  Miscellaneous This is an election year in Alberta. Anti-choice groups have been busy pushing their candidates in the Ultra-conservative Party. Despite assurances from UCP leader Jason Kenney that he will not open the abortion "debate", we should not be sanguine about this.

In this episode, we reveal who we are: REALLY BIG CELEBRITIES. Or perhaps we discuss some real ones who are showing up as trendy Christians on social media—Chris Pratt, Justin Bieber, Sherilyn Fenn, Kendall Kardashian. We kick off the show by telling you about a great podcast that takes on the more serious issues of deconverting from religion: Out of the Fold. They aim to unite all apostates in a supportive atmosphere. Check them out. *Plus, we just opened a Facebook Page and Facebook discussion group. Please like, join, share. There’s a meme contest going on right now. If we choose yours, you get a podcast shout-out and a heathen prophecy. Our discussion group is private, so your mom won’t know a thing! Karen gives a shout out to her soulmate David Spade before we introduce our new segment, “Quest to Not Be a Whiny Asshole.” Basically, it is something that made us happy from the previous week. Bonnie proves nicer and more intelligent than Karen by bringing up Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs diagram and brags that she’s NOT severely lactose intolerant like Karen but still is in love with a creamer called Nut Pods (which Karen says reminds her of gonads). Bonnie also brings back the convo to tennis and Rafa Nadal as she talks about her friend Brewster asking her about a perfect day and recounts enjoying the US Open tennis Fan Week. Karen reads a letter from listener Eloise talking about how she, like Karen, was a tiny Bible scholar of the Bible. So much so that 7 or 8-year-old Eloise corrected her pastor during a sermon! She wishes her head had been filled with helpful information like the periodic table of contents. Me, too, child. Me, too. Yet, it was that study of the Bible that led me, Karen, right out the ass end of Christianity. Karen’s QN2BWA (Quest Not to be a Whiny Asshole) was about schooling a super Christian on the fact that Paul never met Jesus. Again, Bonnie is the nicer of us, obviously. Bonnie paraphrases an article from VOX about the new wave of Christianity being popularized by celebs like Chris Pratt, Justin Bieber, etc. The spin is about how the “new” church like Zoe, Hillsong, and whatnot. But Ellen Page slaps back on social media and talk shows that Chris Pratt’s church is anti-LGBT and how it leads to self-hate and worse among youth. We give free publicity to more celebs when Bonnie reveals she might be the same person as Sherilyn Fenn from Twin Peaks. And a story where Burt Reynolds would rather drown than be witnessed to. (Also in this episode: Eckhart Tolle, Russell Brand, Blair from Facts of Life, and Farrah Fawcett).      

Marty Solomon and Brent Billings look at the story of a paralyzed man and his faithfully determined friends who inspire his healing.Addendum to BEMA 102 — Marty Solomon, YouTubeBEMA 80: Silent Years — PhariseesJesus H. Christ, Part 11: And Now the H — The RobCast, Episode 221BEMA 62: Daniel — Son of Man

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This Week:  We begin our month of Robert Kirkman Books with Battle Pope. It's the end of the world and few are worthy of passage to heaven, not even the Pope. God leaves behind Saint Michael, the leader of his army, to act as a guardian for the humans. He fails, and is held captive by Luicfer. God then enlists the aide of the Pope to rescue Michael, and leaves his son Jesus H. Christ to assist him in his quest. Next Week: Mark Grayson is just like most everyone else his age. He's a senior at a normal American high School. He has a crappy part time job after school and on weekends. He likes girls quite a bit... but doesn't quite understand them. He enjoys hanging out with his friends, and sleeping late on Saturdays... at least until the good cartoons come on. The only difference between Mark and everyone else is that his father is the most powerful superhero on the planet, and as of late, he seems to be inheriting his father's powers. Which sounds okay at first, but how do you follow in your father's footsteps when you know you will never live up to his standards? THIS ISSUE: Get in on the ground floor, because it all starts here! Strange things begin to happen to Mark Grayson as he begins to develop superpowers. Luckily, his dad is around to show him the ropes, at least he WOULD be if he weren't so busy saving the world all the time. Mark is forced to go out on his own, and try and figure out how all this superheroing business works. The results are a monumental disaster, at least until he gets the hang of it. Watch Mark thwart thieving super-villains, alien invasions and all sorts of craziness. Episode 134 - Battle Pope Out Now! On: ITUNES, STITCHER, GOOGLEPLAY, PODBEAN, YouTube, and TUNEIN

This Week: Jughead Jones has always had an insatiable appetite... but what if his hunger came from a sinister place? When a murderous menace is on the prowl, taking the lives of some of the most well-known and esteemed inhabitants of Riverdale, Jughead and his family's dark legacy comes to light. Join writer Frank Tieri (Wolverine) and artists Michael Walsh (Secret Avengers) and Pat & Tim Kennedy (Death of Archie) for this horrifying collection. Next Week:  We begin our month of Robert Kirkman Books with Battle Pope. It's the end of the world and few are worthy of passage to heaven, not even the Pope. God leaves behind Saint Michael, the leader of his army, to act as a guardian for the humans. He fails, and is held captive by Luicfer. God then enlists the aide of the Pope to rescue Michael, and leaves his son Jesus H. Christ to assist him in his quest. Episode 133- Jughead: The Hungar Out Now! On: ITUNES, STITCHER, GOOGLEPLAY, PODBEAN, YouTube, and TUNEIN

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Jesus H. Christ do we have a show for you this week! Brennan battles with the social etiquette of dealing with a stranger’s b.o. Gabe faceplants into the Hell of legal system bureaucracy. Alex Jones gets kicked off of YouPorn and some New Jersey dumbdick proves that no man knows the combination to Davey Jones’ locker. More fun than a post-gaming bout of PTSD, IT’S REVENGE OF THE WORLD!!! Listen on itunes, soundcloud, and wherever fineass podcasts are heard! Host: Gabriel Dieter Co-host: Bitchin' Brennan Burch Sponsor: www.lonestarbuttons.com Network: www.mockingbirdnetwork.com #art, #aliens #area51, #coldcase, #comedy #conspiracy, #dating, #diy, #entertainment #film, #horror #killer, #movies #news, #philosophy #podcast, #politics #popculture #propaganda #punk, #scary #ufo, #ufos #variety, #xfiles

Hello and welcome back to Meta Station, where the takes are HOT and the zombie supersoldiers are COLD, and the jokes are weird because we’re both on book deadlines and slowly losing our minds. Erin unfortunately cannot be with us today, as she is dead, on account of what a motherfucking drama queen Bellamy Blake was when he strode dramatically into the spotlight holding his dad mug aloft to rescue Clarke from death at the hands of Claire’s new MILF crush Diyoza. But prior to her untimely demise from FEELS ATTACKS we had tons of shit to say about everything from the increasingly chilling Season 1 Grounder parallels (somewhere in the afterlife, Anya is genuinely touched that Clarke was paying such close attention), to Zeke Shaw as the show’s second and FAR more successful attempt at the Finn Collins character template, to what in the wide wide world of sports “don’t let Diyoza weaponize the cargo” could mean, to how hard Emori is winning this breakup. Our first two fairly modest nitpicks of the season came into play this week – we’re not wild about the narrative failing to pick a lane with Becho, and Claire would like to see Harper with a little more plot agency – but everything else is still so fantastic that we’re perfectly willing to give those cakes a little more time in the oven and we still have faith they’ll be satisfying in the end. For those of you who like it when we get existential, we spent about twenty minutes talking about religion; for those of you who like it when we’re complete garbage, stand by later this week for an outtake where we lose our shit over William Miller tweeting at Claire that he refers to that gun as “the strap-on.” Okay team, let’s do this thing. ACTIVATE KODIAK! --------------------------------------------------- 0:00 – Hello and Welcome, ERIN IS LOOPY AS HELL 0:02 – We Already Love the Structure of This Season 0:07 – Grounder!Clarke Takes Us Back to Season One While Reminding Us Why the Term “Mama Bear” Is Not Always a Cute Compliment 0:19 – Jesus H. Christ We’re Gay for Diyoza 0:24 – Introducing Paxton “Graveyard” McCreary, Actual Worst Person on This Show 0:33 – R.I.P. Detroit 0:39 – McCreary vs. Shaw: Chaotic Evil vs. Neutral Good 0:44 – So They DID Solve a Problem Like Finn Collins 0:46 – It’s Ben Franklin with the Key and the Kite (You See It, Right?) 0:50 – “Two Suns, No Sunscreen”: Our Nightblood Eligius Theories Just Took a Sharp Right Turn 0:55 – Hytholodium, Raven, and Order Eleven: Is Kodiak an ALIE-Chipped Super Soldier? 1:03 – “First We Pray”: Diyoza, Gaia, the Bible, and a Lengthy Digression on Religion as Story 1:22 – Abby and McCreary: Lots of Plot Options, None of Them Good 1:27 – Emori Is Really Winning This Breakup 1:35 – When Does Harper Get to Do Something That Isn’t Just Motivating Another Character’s Plot? 1:41 – In Which We Side-Eye the Noteworthy Absence of Becho In This Episode, and Hope the Show Did Not Destroy Tasya’s Twitter Mentions in Exchange for One Kiss and Nothing Else 1:54 – “Murder, Murder, Murder . . .”: GOD THE BRAVEN IN THIS EPISODE WAS LIIIIIIIIIIT 1:58 – Saginaw, Grandpappy Blake and Arthur C. Clarke: Characters Who Know Pre-Praimfaya Earth As a Myth Finally Meet People Who Lived It 2:05 – Sorry, HOW Many People Does Bellamy Have to Decide Whether or Not to Kill, Again? 2:10 – This Episode Was a Masterclass in Dramatic Irony 2:14 – This Bellamy/Madi Team-Up Gives Us LIFE 2:29 – “She Is” 2:41 – We Feel Bad That We Didn’t Get to Talk More About Raven But We’ll Save It For Next Time

Join us as we take a trip to The (New) Outer Limits and discuss the utterly ridiculous season three episode, "The Revelations of 'Becka Paulson," directed by Steven Weber and based on the little known Stephen King short story. Starring Catherine O'Hara as a woman with a bullet in her brain and Weber himself as the 8x10 Man (formerly Jesus H. Christ)! If you dig the show, please support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/PMMPUBLISHING. 

This Wednesday we’re exploring the Oak Island in Nova Scotia Canada, where there’s said to be a number of mysterious things buried, anywhere from money, to jewels, to pirates treasure, to even the bones of Jesus H. Christ. Who knows?! We sure dont, but listen to what we think happened, and what we think could … Continue reading The Oak Island Money Pit →

Hey everyone! Welcome to my first pilot episode of Here Is The Problem on TalkShoe.com. A lot has happened within the last 24 hours, and man, it's all fucking crazy! Anyway, here are some of the topics we'll be getting into: 1. The 75th Golden Globes. This awards show airing on NBC was fucking awful and distasteful. The anti-male bias and hate against men in Hollywood and males across the U.S. at large are horrific. These award shows are no longer about congratulating nominated candidates receiving their awards for the once-perceived incredible work they do. It's all about hash-tagging memes and themes and "speaking out against abuse, sexual harassment, and rape." And what's more pathetic? The Hollywood male actors were kowtowing to that bullshit idea by wearing black suits and tuxedos, wearing pins, and wearing buttons saying #TimesUp. And, dammit, stop saying time is up! That time ended a long time ago! These celebs could've done something about this years ago but they didn't. Why now? Why now? It's all about making themselves feel and look good and making money for their so-called "Legal Defense Fund" (which is a joke in itself).* Oh, yeah, stop this "equality" bullshit. Life isn't about "equality," but rather opportunity. It should be about opportunity, not "equality." Jesus H. Christ, man! 2. Steve Bannon does a complete 180 on his comments against Trump which have been given to leftist writer Michael Wolff for his anti-Trump book "Fire and Fury." Wow! Imagine that! The left's narrative that Trump is "unstable" is unconvincing and pathetic. There's no hard evidence, despite the fact that all of the claims are circumstantial at best. More of this to follow today and later in the week and weeks to come. and 3. The madness of the #MeToo movement and what it's saying to men and what it's done to our culture and to society at large. It's so sad, yet it is highly predictable. *Note: The Left's most sacred crown jewel of the #MeToo established - "The Legal Defense Fund" - is said to be for "victims of sexual harassment, sexual assault, etc." Really? Really now? No, it isn't. It's a money-making scam for the Left, including the actresses who scream "We're underpaid; therefore, there is no equal pay for equal worth." Give me a fuckin' break! Comments? Send them my way to my Twitter account at @ToddABarnett and my email address ToddAndrewBarnett@gmail.com.

What's that you hear? Is it the sound of your favourite sonic Santas tiptoeing across the rooftop? IT IS!! Fox and Jase are heading down your digital chimney, brimming with Christmas cheer in this tinsel laden episode. Well it’s Christmas cheer or Duffy’s infectious armpit rash but either way it’s too late to change course. We chat about our sonic Jesus Christs whatever the hell that means. Join the online discussion with fellow persons of minterest by visiting our Facebook page If you like any of the music we discuss on the show, support the artist!Buy music. Buy merch. It's not a bloody library! Music discussed this week includes:   Paul Kelly & The Messengers - Sweet GuyFrom: So Much Water So Close to Home (1989) The Four Horsemen - Rockin' Is Ma BusinessFrom: Nobody Said It Was Easy (1991)

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Steve and Chris welcomes Roger Weaver with Hot Takes. Darin Martinez with Moose Dumps. Wrapping up the Matarese jazz, we think. And we hear TDtF's Jesus H. Christ. The single thread holding together the tapestry of humanity.

Heeeeeelllllooooooooo, we are back with Med Mix 126, the 126th (!!!)in a weekly series of mixes from our resident DJ @MattHibbert. Every Wednesday we'll be uploading a brand new mix for you, perfect for your pre drinks while your getting ready for Med on the Friday! Presented by main room dj @MattHibbert, it's all the biggest tunes from the Med main room along with the standard bad banter. We are back for 2017/2018 at out new home The Arts Club on Seel St, 2 mins from Cream/Nation, next door to Heebies, and home to Circus & Chibuku, so we're in good company! Same door price, same cheap drinks, same DJ's! Ello ello ello, welcome back after a belter summer full of holidays and fezzys, but now it's time, MED is back for 2017/2018, and it's gonna silly! Fuck me how heavy was our opening party, JESUS H CHRIST! Well well well, here we are, Med Mix 126, blimey, I didn't think this would ever make it to 10 episodes let alone over 100, funny how things work out sometimes isn't it. Listen, download, like, share, repost, do whatever you do. If you want a shout or have a tune request for next week's Med Mix then tweet us, 'medicationclub' and 'matthibbert' on Twitter. Tweet me the answer to the question to win free entry (at)matthibbert using the hashtag #MedFriday Who might show up at Med tonight??? Get your bets in now. (Chris Tarrant down from 20/1 to 16/1) Is Right! Don't forget, you can now download the podcast from iTunes straight to your phone/tablet/ipod, just search 'Matt Hibbert' on iTunes or your podcast app, or just follow this link... itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/matt-…id952909066?mt=2

Happy Easter! Sir Mel Gibson's 2004 box office smash "The Passion of the Christ" is in a genre of movie we have yet to cover on the show: torture porn. It's a movie about suffering—specifically, the audience's. Jimmy "JC" Caviezel plays the son of the one true God, Jesus H. Christ. It's a tall tale about a child born after a ghost impregnated his mommy without her consent. He then went around showing off a bunch of magic tricks until it landed him in hot soup with some powerful Jews and Romans. The famed anti-Semite and misogynist star of "What Women Want" directed this slow-motion snuff film that used more blood than 10,000 elevator scenes from "The Shining" and had more Gore in it than Tipper's vagina in the entire 1980s. Join us two lapsed Catholics as we discuss this prolapsed anus of a movie. Tell us what you think by chatting with us (@filmsnuff) on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, or by shooting us an email over at mailbag@filmsnuff.com. This episode is sponsored by The Noose. Visit our website at https://www.filmsnuff.com.

Welcome back to Part 2 of our recap of "Gimme Shelter," already one of our faves of the season! Part 1, all about the lady BAMFs of Science Island and their snartastic "ramsi" Murphy, can be found here - https://soundcloud.com/meta-station/episode-4x07-gimme-shelter-part-i-science-island Also don't miss the outtake from that section where we learned some hard truths about our very different priorities on postapocalyptic house tours - https://soundcloud.com/meta-station/clairin-outtakes-beccas-house And now, please join as we plummet into the depths of emotional despair as Harper, Kane and the Blakes get trapped by the black rain in a crucible of dark and terrible pain from which most of them do not emerge by the end of the episode, DOES ANYONE ELSE SOMETIMES JUST WANT TO THROW IN THE TOWEL AND SWITCH TO "PARKS AND REC" OR SOMETHING BECAUSE JESUS H. CHRIST THIS ONE GOT GRIM --------------------------------------- 0:00 – Story Craft 101: Raise the Stakes By Making Them Smaller 0:08 – This Is Not a Drill: Black Rain Moves the Apocalypse from Abstraction to Reality 0:15 – From the Ashes They Will Rise: Octavia, Bellamy and Kane Hit Rock Bottom 0:21 – If Bellamy Can’t Protect Everyone All the Time, Does He Even Know Who He Is? 0:34 – Fire and Water Imagery in That Octilian Scene 0:46 – Gradually Moving From “IF THIS EPISODE HAS OCTILIAN HATE SEX I QUIT ” to “. . . Okay I Can See It” 0:51 – We’re at Record-High Levels of Optimism About the Show Finally Reckoning With Octavia's Treatment of Bellamy 1:00 – LOL If You Didn’t Think We’d Spend a Full Hour on Kellamy You Must Be New Here 1:16 – Kane’s Season Arc Finally Starts to Emerge 1:22 – “My Sister My Responsibility” and Love Are Not the Same Thing 1:39 – Today On “Erin and Claire Get Super Real About Their Personal Lives”: Purging the False Narratives About Who You Are, Even When It’s Excruciating, Is Progress 1:54 – Next Week, We Have Special Guests! @hawthornewhisperer and @knowlesian on Tumblr Will Be Joining Us For 408 Before We Go Back On Hiatus!

Playing for Team Human is Jonathan Larsen. Larsen is a journalist, comedy writer, and TV producer who has worked on the Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart, Up w/ Chris Hayes, and Countdown w/ Keith Olbermann. Larsen recently launched TheFingNews.com, a news digest that brings context, analysis, and humor to the daily news.Jonathan joins Douglas Rushkoff to talk about the Fucking News and the new Indivertible Guide. In a wide-ranging conversation, Larsen and Rushkoff look behind the scenes of reporting and discuss propaganda, fake news, and strategies for resisting the reality TV show era of the Trump presidency.From the Indivertible Guide:“We believe that the next four—Jesus H. Christ—years depend on citizens across the country standing indivertible against the mainstream media bullshit agenda. Our premise is that even evil Trump supporters and craven TV news people are good at heart. We believe that buying into TV news’ false crises and speculative narratives will only further empower Trump to victimize our fellow citizens or, even worse, us (the specific, actual humans writing this). We hope that this guide will provide those who share these beliefs with useful tools to transform TV news.”Photo credit: Vin Crosbie via Visualhunt.com / CC BY-ND Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Playing for Team Human is Jonathan Larsen. Larsen is a journalist, comedy writer, and TV producer who has worked on the Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart, Up w/ Chris Hayes, and Countdown w/ Keith Olbermann. Larsen recently launched TheFingNews.com, a news digest that brings context, analysis, and humor to the daily news.Jonathan joins Douglas Rushkoff to talk about the Fucking News and the new Indivertible Guide. In a wide-ranging conversation, Larsen and Rushkoff look behind the scenes of reporting and discuss propaganda, fake news, and strategies for resisting the reality TV show era of the Trump presidency.From the Indivertible Guide:“We believe that the next four—Jesus H. Christ—years depend on citizens across the country standing indivertible against the mainstream media bullshit agenda. Our premise is that even evil Trump supporters and craven TV news people are good at heart. We believe that buying into TV news’ false crises and speculative narratives will only further empower Trump to victimize our fellow citizens or, even worse, us (the specific, actual humans writing this). We hope that this guide will provide those who share these beliefs with useful tools to transform TV news.”Photo credit: Vin Crosbie via Visualhunt.com / CC BY-ND See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to the first episode of Totally Made Up Tales, an experiment in improvised storytelling in the digital age. We hope you enjoy our tales of wonder and mystery. Let us know what you think! Music: Creepy – Bensound.com. Transcript:   Andrew: These are some stories which we made up brought to you by the magic of the internet.     Once upon a time Jesus H. Christ set out from his home to the marketplace. He stood among the market traders on an old box preaching to the crowds. "Blessed are the cheese makers," he'd acclaimed and a passing cheese maker so delighted in hearing his words that he gave him a shiny silver coin.     "Uh huh," thought Jesus to himself. "I bet I can take this coin, multiply it into many more using one simple trick." "Blessed are the rich," said Jesus.     The end.     This is the story of the witch and the turning sickness.     Once upon a time, in a relatively far away place, there was a deep dark forest.   James: Almost no one ever went into the forest. For the first mile or so round the edge, you can sometimes snare rabbits or maybe go logging, but further in if men ventured they did not return.   Andrew: There were no ponds in the heart of this forest. Only huge, nulled tree trunks growing up the bushy leaves of the canopy obscuring the sky in all but the very depths of winter. But still in this heart, there dwelled one person.   James: An old and wise woman. She had lived there, some say for centuries.   Andrew: There were many things ... it was said ... that she understood. How to control the seasons and the weather ...   James: How to talk to animals and smaller creatures.   Andrew: How to raise the dead from their graves.   James: How to blend and choose the herbs and spices of the forest to counteract illness and drive away evil spirits.   Andrew: But whatever favor she did for you, if you made your way into the heart of the forest and found her cottage and begged for her help, she would ask for a price.   James: The price would always be high. Perhaps the highest you could possibly pay but it would also always be appropriate to you, to the illness she was curing or the misdeeds she was covering over.   Andrew: Those who failed to pay would suffer a terrible punishment as all of the power that she had used to help was unleashed on creating suffering.   James: In another part of the country, far far away from the black forest there sat a village of great renown.   Andrew: The people of this village were famed for miles around ... all of the other towns and villages of the plain knew that these people were good and chaste and virtuous and pure of heart.   James: It was winter. The end of Christmas tide and the villagers were bringing in their livestock to the great communal barn to shelter them there through the bitterous nights of darkness ...   Andrew: ... and after their mid-winter festival which they always held when the great herding of animals had been completed, they all returned to their homes. The next day they woke and to their horror, they found that the barn had been raided over night and six chickens had been taken away.   James: The village elders questioned everyone but nobody had heard or seen anything and nobody confessed to the crime. No remnants of the chickens were found and the village was forced to go to sleep once more aware now that there might be a thief amongst them.   Andrew: In deed the very next day dawn bright and early and they found that this time two pigs had been taken and again nobody had seen anything, nobody had heard anything, the village elders questioned everybody. There was no evidence.   James: One more night, the villagers slept worried now about what would be stolen overnight and sure enough, as the weak raise of the winter sun touched the steeple of the village church, they woke to discover the great cow had been stolen.   Andrew: The village elders met in councils to discuss the situation. "How can it be that we, people known to be pure of heart, people known to be good and true should have to suffer this terrible plague of theft upon our houses."   James: "It cannot be one of us," they agreed. "We are too good. We are too pure. It must be the work of the devil."   Andrew: "Yes. The devil who brings with him the turning sickness," said one of the elders from the back of the room. They turned to look at him. "Yes. I recall a tale from my childhood of an entire village wiped out. A village who had been pure of heart but were corrupted by the taint of sin in the cool clear air."   James: On hearing this, the other elders were much afraid and they turned to their leader. "What should we do? What can we do to protect ourselves from the devil himself?"   Andrew: "We must barricade ourselves within our homes and barricade our livestock into the barn. We must pray that it is not too late and that we are still able to escape the sickness."   James: That night the villagers barricaded themselves into their homes, having previously boarded up the barn with the livestock inside it. No more theft that night but the following morning they discovered that they were already too late.     Every house had at least one person fall to the turning sickness.   Andrew: "What shall we do now?" said the council of elders. "We have waited too long. We have let the situation go too far and the devil already has hold of us." There is only one thing we can do. You must send for the witch.   James: So their fastest messenger was sent on their fastest horse speeding through the winter nights towards the dark forest and the witch's house within.   Andrew: He tethered his horse at the edge of the forest and set out through the dense network of trees. It seemed like he had trekked for days when at last he came across a tiny crooked cottage in a tiny clearing.   James: "I know why you are here," said the witch. "You have succumbed to the devil and the turning sickness."     "Yes," said the messenger. "Will you help us?"     "I will help you," said the witch "but there shall be a price."   Andrew: "Name your price," said the messenger. "We will pay anything. Our people are sick and  must be saved."     "Yes," said the witch. "I will save them. I will save them all but then I shall return in ten summers time and I shall take from the village to be my slaves and minions all of your virgins."   James: So saying, she cracked up her herbs and spices into her bag, leapt upon her broomstick and vanished. Appearing moments later at the village where the elders were waiting anxiously for word.   Andrew: "Almighty and powerful witch," they said as she appeared before them, "We thank you for being merciful and coming to our aid in our hour of need."   James: "Of course," said the witch. "But heed my price and pay it in full," and so saying she unpacked her herbs and spices and made a bitter brew which every villager drank down and in the morning the turning sickness was gone. "Remember the price," said the witch before leaving the village alone.   Andrew: There was great celebration in the village that people had been cured and spared and that they were able to go on living their lives. What joy there was in their hearts until they remembered the price that they were going to have to pay. How would it be that in ten years time, all of the young and the purest of the pure of heart to be snatched away.   James: ... and so the council of elders met and decided a terrible fate for the village. For the next ten years, no children were to be born. No children were to be allowed. If any were conceived and carried to term, they would be without mercy killed that they might not become the slaves of the witch.   Andrew: ... and so it was that this cruel policy was enacted and for ten years the villagers kept their word and though they may have sorrow in their hearts, they brought no children into the world. So it was that ten summers had passed and the witch returned on her broomstick and called to the village that they come and meet her and pay her price.   James: When the witch found out that they had no virgins to give, she burned the village down with all the villagers inside it.     The end.     A long time ago, before mankind came on the scene, the northern hemisphere was ruled by dinosaurs using a democratic system of government. One day at the meeting of the senate, their chief scientific advisor made a great announcement. "We have discovered," he said " a large expanse of water on the moon. Should we go there?"     "Yes." They said and did.     The end.     Now the tale of the talking horse of Baghdad.   Andrew: Once upon a time in a far away land, there lived a horse. This horse was no ordinary horse. He had a magical power.   James: Every morning he would get up, stretch and in front of the villagers and anyone who had gathered he would declaim a story.   Andrew: This was a talking horse. A horse with a gift of speech, an eloquent horse, a great orator some say that people would travel miles to hear.   James: One day after giving his oration, he noticed a small man at the edge of the paddock.   Andrew: He went up to the man and said, "You seem like a stranger. You're not from these parts. I haven't seen your face before."     "That's right," said the man, "I have traveled from far off Baghdad.   James: ... and I noticed as I watched you  after your oration, you seem troubled, you seem alone. "   Andrew: "Yes," said the horse, "It is true. For although I have many admirers and people come from far and wide to hear me speak, in my heart I have a great loneliness ...   James: ... for I am the only talking horse that I have ever encountered and without others of my kind, how could I possibly be other than alone."   Andrew: "Well," said the man, "In that case, you must travel for in Baghdad there is a talking horse of great repute that people come from even further to see."   James: "If this is so," said the horse, "then I shall journey there at once" and so saying, he packed up his few belongings.   Andrew: He had some strips of wood, some coal ore and a woolen fleece from a mighty sheep.   James: Packing them away, he trotted south. South through the hills and valleys. South towards the unknown.   Andrew: At the top of the highest hill, he stopped and turned and looked back at the way he had come, at the land that he had called home for so many years and thought to himself ...   James: "Will I ever come this way again? Perhaps this is the last few I will have of this home." So saying, he turned and proceeded south.   Andrew: Beyond the hills laid the great dusty desert plain filed with dunes and sand.   James: He traveled through it for many days, gradually feeling weaker and weaker until he reached an oasis in the desert where he was able to quench his thirst.   Andrew: At the desert oasis, he met with a nomadic tribe and asked them, "Which is the best route from here to Baghdad?"   James: ... and they turned and pointed east. East towards the jewel of the Caliphate. He thanked them with a story and continued on.   Andrew: He trekked for many days and many nights and finally was clear of the desert and standing before the towering great gate of the city wall of Baghdad.   James: Minarets twisted high above him and mighty stone randalls beneath.   Andrew: The gate of the wall was closed and by it, a sleeping century stood in his box. "Hello," cried the horse, "Hello."   James: The soldier woke with a stat. "Who is it? Who is it who seeks passage into Baghdad?" he asked.     "It's just me," said the horse, "Just me."   Andrew: "I have come for I hear there is a great talking horse in the city and I wish to speak with him."     "Very well, " said the soldier, "but there is a price."   James: "You must pay the tax of the Caliph."     "Well, what is this tax," said the horse, "I don't have many possessions. I have wood, ore and the ewe skin."     "Ah," said the soldier, "Well it just so happens that as the winter nights draw in, I have a longing for warmth. I will take your wood and let you pass into the city of Baghdad," and so as the soldier built himself a fire, the horse trotted in.   Andrew: All roads in Baghdad lead to one mighty central square. It is said to be the largest square in the whole of the world.   James: The horse looked around seeking from corner to corner, anyone who could help him in his quest for the talking horse of Baghdad. A small voice appeared at his side.   Andrew: It was a little girl.  "Excuse me," she said to him, "Are you lost? You look lost. Can I help you?"   James: "I am looking," said the horse, "for the talking horse of Baghdad."     "I can help you," said the girl, "but there is a price."   Andrew: "Well," said the horse, " I have in my saddle bag my coal ore or a mighty sheep skin."     "Oh," said the girl, "Yes. A sheep skin...   James: That will keep me warm during the bitter winter nights as the cold winds blow across the plains," and so she took him to the stables.   Andrew: ... and there he encountered a small man with a large key standing outside a locked door. "Excuse me,"   James: ... said the horse, "Can you let me in to see the talking horse of Baghdad?"     "I can," said the man, "but there will be a price."   Andrew: "The only thing I have for you," said the horse, "is this coal ore."     "Aha," said the man, "This is perfect for firing my brassier." "Yes," he said and took his mighty key ...   James: ... and unlocked the stable door and the horse trotted inside but within was not a talking horse of Baghdad ...   Andrew: ... but a whole crowd of horses. Hundred upon hundreds of them chattering in the many languages of the world.     "What?" thought the horse to himself, "Can there be?"   James: "What is this?" and he nudged the closest horse to him and said, "What is going on?"     "This," said the horse...   Andrew: "... is the parliament of all horses. Delegations from around the world have been sent so that we may decide who we crown as our new king."   James: This is the talking horse of Baghdad.   Andrew: "Stranger, you are welcome. Tell us your tale."     Peter ...   James: ... went ...   Andrew: ... to ...   James: ... the ...   Andrew: ... shops ...   James: ... to ...   Andrew: ... buy ...   James: ... some ...   Andrew: ... bread.   James: He ...   Andrew: ... forgot ...   James: ... to ...   Andrew: ... bring ...   James: ... his ...   Andrew: ... plastic ...   James: ... bag ...   Andrew: ... so ...   James: ... was ...   Andrew: ... wasteful ...   James: ... and ...   Andrew: ... lost ...   James: ... five ...   Andrew: ... pea ...   James: ... the ...   Andrew: ... end.   James: Jeremy ...   Andrew: ... played ...   James: ... cards ...   Andrew: ... against ...   James: ... his ...   Andrew: ... mother ...   James: ... and ...   Andrew: ... won.   James: She ...   Andrew: ... never ...   James: ... spoke ...   Andrew: ... to ...   James: ... him ...   Andrew: ... again.   James: The ...   Andrew: ... end.     Harold ...   James: ... went ...   Andrew: ... upstairs ...   James: ... and ...   Andrew: ... fell ...   James: ... downstairs ...   Andrew: ... the ...   James: end.   Andrew: I've been Andrew and I'm here with James. Join us next time for more made up tales.   James: Clive ...   Andrew: ... met ...   James: ... a ...   Andrew: ... sticky ...   James: ... end ...   Andrew: ... when ...   James: ... he ...   Andrew: ... reversed ...   James: ... into ...   Andrew: ... a ...   James: ... beehive.   Andrew: The ...   James: ... end.   Andrew: That will do nicely, I think.  

Topics for Episode 003: 1). We’re talking about the big new player on the prestige TV landscape, HBO’s THE NIGHT OF, 2). The strange developments with Mr. Sulu in the new STAR TREK movie and 3). The latest installment of YOU’RE DEAD TO ME, Chris talks about the movie he hates most of all.   Our Favorite Headline Headlines Captain Kirk almost fought Jesus Christ in STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE Pixar getting out of the sequel business? Kind of... Pixar president talks about getting studio out of it’s run of sequels   Topic 1: THE NIGHT OF, and the state of prestige TV HBO’s new drama, The Night Of   Topic 2: Studios spoiling their own movies Studios spoiling their own movies now: Sulu is gay. See it when STAR TREK: BEYOND opens in two weeks Batman v Superman - most of their marketing Ghostbusters trailer - Possess Chris Hemsworth, Stay Pufft Marshmellow Man   Topic 3 - Segment - You’re Dead to Me: Chris bashes BATMAN AND ROBIN Chris lays out why 1998’s BATMAN AND ROBIN is the worst studio movie of his life.   Find The Dorking Out Show here... Dorking Out Show Blog - Twitter - SoundCloud - Facebook - Patreon   Find Sonia here... Twitter - The Sonia Show Blog - The Sonia Show Facebook Page   Find Chris here... Twitter - The Jett Jergens Blog - The Jett Jergens Facebook Page

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If you listen very carefully you may also hear me say something about ripping CDs, Google Play Music, The Philadelphia train wreck, the World Trade Center, Hiroshima, Jesus H. Christ, Antonio Villaraigosa, death, The American Journal of Psychiatry, communism, chicken pot pies (oh wait, I didn’t talk about that, I’m just really hungry right now), religion, watermelons, the 1%, Vinnie Barbarino and some other things that don’t have anything to do with anything.

Let's get ready to ruuuuuummmmbllllleeeee!  In this episode, TW Doane pits Jesus H. Christ up against the Hindu god Krishna to see who ripped off whom!  Can Jesus beat Krishna?  Should Jesus have given Krishna that 500 year head start?  Its a titanic struggle, with mortal souls in the balance!  Who will win?  Jesus?  Krishna?  Or will some other god sneak in and kill them both?  Tune in and find out!  Who will be triumphant?  Only god (or historians) can say.  Its a tough battle, folks, but you owe it to yourself to stay to the end.

Heeeeeelllllooooooooo, we are back with Med Mix 52, the 52nd in a weekly series of mixes from our resident DJ's, @MattHibbert and @Tom_Williams. WE MADE IT TOO AN ENTIRE CALANDER YEAR! Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick, I didn't think we'd get to to 2 episodes to be honest! Every Friday afternoon/evening we'll be uploading a brand new mix for you, perfect for your Med pre drinks and while your getting ready to hit Med! Presented by main room dj @MattHibbert, it's 1 big mash up of all your favourite tunes from the main room at Med. As usual an hour of the biggest tunes in dance music right now along with all the standard bad banter, shout out's and competitions. You can win free entry for you and a mate to Med tonight (6th March) so listen in for the question and tweet my your answer before 10pm ('at' matthibbert)using the hashtag #MedMix. Tonight... it's the continuation of a new era ,#MedFriday, as Med moves to Friday nights, no more missing lectures, no more excuses, it's going to be biblical! The RnB room has gone sadly, replaced in the annexe with a deep house/tech/bass room, featuring the best in local talent and some big name guests! The boys from Lost are back in the Annexe so expect their unique brand of house, tech, disco & garage all night long! Full Cream production in all rooms don't forget, did someone say Cream CO2 Cannons? Oh yes oh yes oh yes! Last week was ridiculous yet again, even better than the first 8 weeks, long may it continue! Doors are at 11, and we go til 4, so just get down, get in, and get a bevy, get me one whilst you're at the bar actually. Listen, download, like, share, repost, do whatever you do, but blast it out and GET ON THE BEVYS! If you want a shout or have a tune request for next week's Med Mix then tweet us, 'medicationclub' and 'matthibbert' on Twitter. Tweet me the answer to the question to win free entry (at)matthibbert using the hashtag #MedFriday Who might show up at Med tonight??? Get your bets in now. (Chris Tarrant down from 20/1 to 16/1) Is Right! Don't forget, you can now download the podcast from iTunes straight to your phone/tablet/ipod, just search 'Matt Hibbert' on iTunes or your podcast app, or just follow this link... https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/matt-hibbert/id952909066?mt=2

Heeeeeelllllooooooooo, we are back with Med Mix 51, the 51st in a weekly series of mixes from our resident DJ's, @MattHibbert and @Tom_Williams. WE MADE IT PAST 50! Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick, I didn't think we'd get to 2 episodes to be honest! Every Friday afternoon/evening we'll be uploading a brand new mix for you, perfect for your Med pre drinks and while your getting ready to hit Med! Presented by main room dj @MattHibbert, it's 1 big mash up of all your favourite tunes from the main room at Med. As usual an hour of the biggest tunes in dance music right now along with all the standard bad banter, shout out's and competitions. You can win free entry for you and a mate to Med tonight (27th Feb) so listen in for the question and tweet my your answer before 10pm ('at' matthibbert)using the hashtag #MedMix. Tonight... it's the continuation of a new era ,#MedFriday, as Med moves to Friday nights, no more missing lectures, no more excuses, it's going to be biblical! The pop room is back! Yes, that's right, you lot asked for it, so tonight the legendary Courtyard is open for all you cheesey pop heads! The RnB room has gone sadly, replaced in the annexe with a deep house/tech/bass room, featuring the best in local talent and some big name guests! Cream Residents Andy Mac & Rob Harnetty are back in the Annexe so expect their unique brand of house & tech all night long! Full Cream production in all rooms don't forget, did someone say Cream CO2 Cannons? Oh yes oh yes oh yes! Last week was ridiculous yet again, even better than the first 7 weeks, long may it continue! Doors are at 11, and we go til 4, so just get down, get in, and get a bevy, get me one whilst you're at the bar actually. Listen, download, like, share, repost, do whatever you do, but blast it out and GET ON THE BEVYS! If you want a shout or have a tune request for next week's Med Mix then tweet us, 'medicationclub' and 'matthibbert' on Twitter. Tweet me the answer to the question to win free entry (at)matthibbert using the hashtag #MedFriday Who might show up at Med tonight??? Get your bets in now. (Chris Tarrant down from 20/1 to 16/1) Is Right! Don't forget, you can now download the podcast from iTunes straight to your phone/tablet/ipod, just search 'Matt Hibbert' on iTunes or your podcast app, or just follow this link... https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/matt-hibbert/id952909066?mt=2

Heeeeeelllllooooooooo, we are back with Med Mix 50, the 50th in a weekly series of mixes from our resident DJ's, @MattHibbert and @Tom_Williams. WE MADE IT TO 50! Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick, I didn't think we'd get to 2 episodes to be honest! Every Friday afternoon/evening we'll be uploading a brand new mix for you, perfect for your Med pre drinks and while your getting ready to hit Med! Presented by main room dj @MattHibbert, it's 1 big mash up of all your favourite tunes from the main room at Med. As usual an hour of the biggest tunes in dance music right now along with all the standard bad banter, shout out's and competitions. You can win free entry for you and a mate to Med tonight (20th Feb) so listen in for the question and tweet my your answer before 10pm ('at' matthibbert)using the hashtag #MedMix. As it's the 50th Episode, I've made this a very speicla one, I've mixed 50 of the biggest tunes in Med Mix and Med history over the past 1 months into 1 giant MedMix megamix, chronologically aswell because i'm so sound! Also, listen out for the compilation of my own 'best bits' (ie:me talking absolute shite), along with every single 'Helloooooo' from all 49 previous episodes. Tonight... it's the continuation of a new era ,#MedFriday, as Med moves to Friday nights, no more missing lectures, no more excuses, it's going to be biblical! The RnB room has gone sadly, replaced in the annexe with a deep house/tech/bass room, featuring the best in local talent and some big name guests! The Breesbox boys are back in the Annexe so expect their unique brand of house & tech all night long! Full Cream production in all rooms don't forget, did someone say Cream CO2 Cannons? Oh yes oh yes oh yes! Last week was ridiculous yet again, even better than the first 6 weeks, long may it continue! Doors are at 11, and we go til 4, so just get down, get in, and get a bevy, get me one whilst you're at the bar actually. Listen, download, like, share, repost, do whatever you do, but blast it out and GET ON THE BEVYS! If you want a shout or have a tune request for next week's Med Mix then tweet us, 'medicationclub' and 'matthibbert' on Twitter. Tweet me the answer to the question to win free entry (at)matthibbert using the hashtag #MedFriday Who might show up at Med tonight??? Get your bets in now. (Chris Tarrant down from 20/1 to 16/1) Is Right! Don't forget, you can now download the podcast from iTunes straight to your phone/tablet/ipod, just search 'Matt Hibbert' on iTunes or your podcast app, or just follow this link... itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/matt-…id952909066?mt=2

WE’RE YOUR MESSIAH, NO-okay, j/k!. That’s just a grabby headline we’re using instead of saying this episode is basically about all the the things you guys have ever suggested to Laser Time and/or questions you’ve answered. This episode’s success or... Read more