A Podcast about all things terrible. We'll say it, just you wait. Nothing is sacred. Nothing is off limits. Enjoy!
We're Back! In this episode we discuss the untimely demise of co-host BLT, Coldcuts' hairy predicament, beers, toilet etiquette, theme park nonsense and more!
In this episode we talk about... blue flavor, Facebook emoji ban, Skyjacking update, strange places to jerk off, Coldcutz fraternity sex tale, Mystery Masturbator update, Shart update, Stupid Products (Deodorant Crystals, Banana Slicer, The Bak Blade), Hulk Hogan, Back Hair, Naughty Songs.
New theme song, B-Hole scrubbing, Jimmy the Football F-ing Monkey, A football equipped with B-Hole and V-Hole. Sequence white claw drinking gloves, CC gets "beat" at Skyjackin, a family member walks in on cold cuts being intimate, BLT post vasectomy discussion, watching a man having sex with a car on Youtube, Merida bread makes CC jizz, 1st ever jerk talk, Fun with Alexa, Naughty song, van and bladder problems, who's fatter
In this episode we discuss... FedEx Mailbox Destruction, Masturbation Medication, Masturcation, The Final Jerk Off, Playgirl, Fake Penis Porn, More Showgirls, Coke Zero, BLT Hates Beer, The Fecal Rainbow, Skyjacking Update, The Mystery Masturbator, Coldcutz Is Now A Vegetarian, Impossible Burger, Stocking Stuffers, The She-Wee aka P-EZ, Coldcutz's Bright Idea, Pee Bottles, Truckers, Naughty Songs, Playboy, Michael Jackson, Sex With Prince, Rob Halford, Return Of The Coke Nail.
Unfortunately, Cold Cutz forgot to arm the microphones for the first half of the show. BLT was also video taping with his iPhone so we decided to use that audio for the 1st half so it wasn’t a total waste of time. In this episode we discuss... Ryan’s flat cat disposal services, BLT explains his vasectomy and his “homework” assignment , Ryan and BLT trade off nut sonogram stories, Ryan inspects BLT’s vasectomy scar, Cold Cutz finally decides to arm our microphones to record the last half of the show, Go to porn?, Lube or no lube jack sessions?, computer dedicated to porn and Van Halen, Horrible 90’s websites, Safe for work porn (SFW)
In this episode we discuss... Coldcutz Cancellations, BLT's Nut Doctor Visit Part Two, Watersports, Rough Toilet Paper, Buttholes, Man Grooming, Payphones and Pagers, Robbing Vending Machines, Coldcutz' New Job, Naughty Times on a Plane, Cold Gin, KISS, The Pump-Action Jizz Game.
In this episode we discuss... Gender Uncertainty, Krampus, Jehova's Witnesses, The Church Of Scientology, TFSM, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pastafarianism, Hanukkah, The Big Xmas Gift, Return To Oz, The Wiz, Showgirls, Saved By The Bell, Dustin Diamond Porn, Tommy Wiseau, More Showgirls, Wipe or Shower, BLT Farts, Urinal Etiquette, Toilet Plunging Gone Wrong, Courtesy Flushing, Poop Poll, Violent Pooping, Naughty Song, Fotay And Honay, BLT's Second Consultation, Cremation.
In this episode we discuss... Creating the new intro, Bubba the Love not being a fan of Copper Bones, more Racist Conguitos Candy, Conguito display stand and figurine, Pee Pee pads, Yeti cooler, Awkward places and positions to pee, Ryan using the BakBlade on BLT, butt hole shaving, BLT will not sing the presidents song, Mother sing along, Danzig, Rick Rubin, Ryan watching Trans porn on accident and likes it, Tea Squared, prostate talk, Bronies and Cloppers - Full video of the episode on YouTube.
In this episode we discuss... 'Merica Shirts, New Intro, Vaginal Apology, Wetness Neverclean, Coldcutz Excuses, Thank You Viewers, Suspicious Package, Doorballs, BakBlade Giveaway, Magic Shell Balls, Dead Rat, Trolling Mom, Gregg Won't Sing For His Mom, BLT Farts, Fartballs, Fart Killing Diapers, Wrestler Farts, Fart Theory, Racist Conguitos Candy, Chocolate Covered Peanuts, Put 'Em In My Mouth, Naughty Libs, Naughty Song, Soiled Pantaloons, BLT Sleep Recordings, Oh Jesus Christ, Dammit Gary, Robotwat -- Full video of the episode on YouTube. -- Enter to win the BakBlade at http://www.NaughtyTimeShow.com
In this episode we discuss... Pound Cake, The Night Cat, Episode 10, Funfetti Snuggie, First Jobs, Free Food, Telemarketers, Cable Guy Story Time, Paul Talk, Ringtones, Gym Time with Coldcutz, Dad Bods, Cruise Life, Mirror Banging, I Will Shit On Your Mustache, Ocean Babies, Vaginal Coozies, Cremation Separation, Possible Mom Sex, Fatness Neverlean, Surprise Mud Flaps Inspection, Jewish Funeral, Coldcutz The Mover, Paul Stanley Returns, KISS, Ebay Suggestions, Sex Toys, Adult Section Of The Video Store, Naughty Songs, Gregg Sings, Hot Pockets, Mustard & Beef, Sex Organ Bottle Openers, Black Barbie, Madonna, Chindo, Cocksicles, Penislong.
In this episode we discuss... Dickate, Coldcutz's New Nickname, Limp Biscuit, Urban Legends, Porn Job, Krystal Burgers, Drunk Ryan, Mustard & Beef, Terrible Bartenders, Secret Recordings, Naughty Song, Weird Collections, Human Remains, Ash Distribution, Mom Jokes, Coldcutz's Dad Died But He Refuses To Talk About It, Beer Time, Delayed Ejaculation, Micro Penis, John Wayne Bobbitt, Famous People Porn Options, R Kelly, Pee Foot Payback, R Kelly Sex Cult, Coke Nail, BLT Sings Whitesnake, Blowies, Keyboard Cutz, Wet Dreams, How To Pee With A Boner, Bathroom Stall Buddy, Coldcutz's Brother, Puppy Pads, Pool Poop, Anal Bead Sexcapades, Giant Clitorides, Female Ejaculate, Plymouth Breeze Expresso, Funfetti, Sister Fistin' Song
Episode 007 - The Spider Woman - In this episode we discuss... Fountain Soda, Coldcutz's Brother, Extreme Couponing, Honey BooBoo, Mama June, Jersey Shore, Marvel Films, Credit Scenes, Star Wars Movies, Kylo Ren, Mom's Weird Shit, Spider-Woman Statue, Nudie Mags, Playboy Magazine, Prince's Death, Sleep Talking, Dios Mio, Ghost, KISS Without The Makeup, Terrible Accounting, Sleep Walking, BLT's Mom, TV Seasons, Random YouTube Videos, Boner Karate, Magic Shell, BakBlade, Shower Shaving Chain, Tasty Lunch Meats, Fatherly Advice, Naughty Songs, Magic Shell Song
Episode 006 - The Meaning Of Life - In this episode we discuss... Schmedium Shirts, Back Shaving, Prince, The Coldcutz Trio, Keyboard Cat, Car Commands, Work Wife, Schwando, The Muffin Man, CROCS, Rollerblades aka Fruit Boots, Shitting Stories, Asshole GPS, Spare Toilets, Cold Tip, Magic Shell, Chocolate Balls, Death, Vaguebook, Alzheimer's, Asshole Dad, Liquor Monsters, Ft Myers, Drunk Bastard, Best Air BNB Ever, Florida Crackers, Three Hairy Acorns, YETI Colster, Jackson Pollock, Donuts, Smiling Pile Of Pooh, Reading Emojis, Sex Dwarf, Space Pants.
In this episode we discuss... Vasectomies, What's Up With That?, Ball Yankin', Just The Tip, Bears, Back Shaving, Yaweh ben Yahweh, Yod Hey Vov Hey, FullSail, Moist, Peeing In The Shower, Golden Ball Shower, Tub Farts, Holding Your Member, Email Enemas, Weird Places To Do It, Reality TV, IRC, Dial-up Internet, Angry Exes, Blackmail, Naughty Songs
In this episode we talk about... New Location, Portion Control, Krystal Burgers, Terrible Farts, New Nickname, Wearing Diapers, Shitting Olympics, Enemas, Lady Taint Surgery, Post-Birth Constipation, Indian Doctor, Coldcutz Dad Update (this is fucking terrible), Coldcutz Ruins the Podcast, Oops I Crapped My Pants, Instagram Ads, Back Shavers, Craigslist Ad, Fleshlights, Copper Bones Facebook Message, The Word Moist, Back Hair Plucking, Weird Body Hair, Girlfriend Quotes, Blowing Yourself, Naughty Song
In Episode 003 we discuss... Diet Soda, Shitting Pants, Puke, Tommy Wiseau, The Room, The Goldbergs, Big Trouble In Little China, Fatherly Advice, Crunchy Socks, Crazy Dad, BLT Comes Out, Copper Bones, Octomom, Married Condom Sex, The Pull-Out Method, MacGuyver Hair, Shitty Roommate, Prince, Heavy Metal, Satanism, Catholicism, Spanish Toilets, Courtesy Flushing, German Public Toilets, Naughty Song, Shower Buddies and Speedos.
In episode 002 we discuss... Sheltered Childhoods, Hair Metal, Jani Lane, Hanukkah, Yarmulkes, Gene Simmons, Macho Man Randy Savage, Circumcision, Playgirl, Adam & Eve Catalogs, Masturbation, Pool Float Decapitation, Boners and Getting Caught.
Episode No 001 - We talk about... Nicknames, Jewish, Zima, Hunks, Arby's, Hulk Hogan, Paul Stanley, Sh**ting Your Pants, Alzheimer's, Adult Diapers and Butthole Grooming.