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Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast. New episodes every Friday. Professional comedians / improvisers attempt to get rich while escaping the Empire on the edges of the galaxy.

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    Wacky Races (Episode VII, Scene II) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2017


    Episode 7, Scene 2 of NTMTO! - "Wacky Races"A brand new adventure begins on the planet of Jedha. 30 years after the Death Star demonstrated it's power on the ancient home of the Force, a hard bitten remnant of survivors still hang on, sifting through the ruins. Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Wacky Races - (Episode 7; Scene 2)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Return to Jedha (Episode VII, Scene I) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2017


    Episode 7, Scene 1 of NTMTO! - "Return to Jedha"A brand new adventure begins on the planet of Jedha. 30 years after the Death Star demonstrated it's power on the ancient home of the Force, a hard bitten remnant of survivors still hang on, sifting through the ruins. Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Return to Jedha - (Episode 7; Scene 1)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    The Voice In The Abyss (Episode VI, Scene XIII) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2017


    Episode 6, Scene 13 of NTMTO! - "The Voice In The Abyss"The Despair Saga draws to a close here and now - with the final scene of Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been reunited, and must now face their greatest enemies, both within and without. Not everyone will make it through this one, folks. What awaits - and what is the secret - of the Voice in the Abyss!?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!The Voice In The Abyss - (Episode 6; Scene 13)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Brando the Dark Ewok (Episode VI, Scene XII) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2017


    Episode 6, Scene 12 of NTMTO! - "Brando the Dark Ewok"The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The penultimate episode. Tamaya Leck has returned, even as Root faces the meaning of her existence. What secrets await on the Forest Moon of Endor? What secrets await above it?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Brando the Dark Ewok - (Episode 6; Scene 12)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Yoda'wg (Episode VI, Scene XI) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2017


    Episode 6, Scene 11 of NTMTO! - "Yoda'wg"The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew arrives on the forest moon of Endor. What awaits them in the depth of the forest, so many years after the fall of the Empire?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Yoda'wg - (Episode 6; Scene 11)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Grango's Funeral (Episode VI, Scene X) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2017


    Episode 6, Scene 10 of NTMTO! - "Grango's Funeral"The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. But first, terrible news - their dear friend Grango is dead - and his funeral is right now!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Grango's Funeral - (Episode 6; Scene 10)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Shoot Some Gippy (Episode VI, Scene IX) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2017


    Episode 6, Scene 9 of NTMTO! - "Shoot Some Gippy"The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. Will the crew get past the Gippy clone havoc? And where has Grango been all this time?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Shoot Some Gippy - (Episode 6; Scene 9)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    It's A Trap (Episode VI, Scene VIII) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2017


    Episode VI, Scene VIII of NTMTO! - "It's A Trap"The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. Things get dangerous, deadly and weird as it becomes clear this deep space cloning facility is actually...Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!It's A Trap - (Episode 6; Scene 8)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Gippy-Palooza (Episode VI, Scene VII) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2017


    Episode VI, Scene VII of NTMTO! - "Gippy-Palooza"The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. Things go from bad to...weird in the defunct cloning station as they try to track Tamaya down, and make several new acquaintances along the way.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Gippy-Palooza - (Episode 6; Scene 7)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    The Raddest Ninja Weapon (Episode VI, Scene VI) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2017


    Episode VI, Scene VI of NTMTO! - "The Raddest Ninja Weapon"The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. The crew investigates a derelict, deep space cloning facility... the last known location of comrade-gone-rogue Tamaya Leck. With Gippy dead, what hope does the crew have of overcoming the stations many dangers?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!The Raddest Ninja Weapon - (Episode 6; Scene 6)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Gippy's Dead (Episode VI, Scene V) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2017


    Episode VI, Scene V of NTMTO! - "Gippy's Dead"The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss!The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. They may not be happy about it, but Paul Lynde has been sent along to keep an eye on them... and he has his finger on some experimental new technology.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Gippy's Dead - (Episode 6; Scene 5)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Body Swap Tragedy (Episode VI, Scene IV) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2017


    Episode VI, Scene IV of NTMTO! - "Body Swap Tragedy"The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss!The crew has been compelled by the New Republic to hunt down their old teammate. They may not be happy about it, but Paul Lynde has been sent along to keep an eye on them... and he has his finger on some experimental new technology.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Body Swap Tragedy - (Episode 6; Scene 4)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Paul Lynde & The Harvey Fiersteins (Episode VI, Scene III) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2017


    Episode VI, Scene III of NTMTO! - "Paul Lynde & The Harvey Fiersteins"The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! The wild rancor has been dealt with... and Grango's Garrison is the worse for the wear. Meanwhile, a message from Mon Mothma herself arrives, summoning the crew to the heart of the New Republic for dire news.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Paul Lynde & The Harvey Fiersteins - (Episode 6; Scene 3)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Unspeakable Rancor Activites (Episode VI, Scene II) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2017


     Episode VI, Scene II of NTMTO! - "Unspeakable Rancor Activities"The Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! It's chaos in the casino as catastrophe strikes - in the form or a rogue rancor. Things go from bad to worse to...unspeakably awful. You'll have to listen to find out.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Unspeakable Rancor Activities - (Episode 6; Scene 2)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Black Starfield (Episode VI, Scene I) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2017


     Episode VI, Scene I of NTMTO! - Black StarfieldThe Despair Saga draws to a close with Episode VI - The Voice in the Abyss! We return to Grango's casino on far-flung Delmara, as Grango, Root & P9-L plot their next moves. But who's this overweight, elderly Mon Cal diplomat? What have all these manifestations of the dark side been leading up to? And most importantly - where's Tamaya?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Black Starfield - (Episode 6; Scene 1)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Star Noirs Part III (Bonus Episode, Scene XXIII) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2017


    It's "Star Noir" not "Star War" in part three of this gritty, street-level bonus episode. Four Courscant beat cops during the height of Imperial power find themselves out of their depths in a game of cat a mouse with an enigmatic killer. As they descend to Level 1313, they'll learn the truth... but would the be better off not knowing?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Star Noirs, Part III - (Episode 0; Scene 23)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Star Noirs Part II (Bonus Episode, Scene XXII) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2017


    It's "Star Noir" not "Star War" in part two of this bonus episode - as four beat cops on Coruscant get involved in the dark-and-gritty underbelly of high-society life. Will they come out clean, or get pulled down into the muck?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Star Noirs, Part II - (Episode 0; Scene 22)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Star Noirs - Part I (Bonus Episode, Scene XXI) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2017


    It's "Star Noir" not "Star War" in part one of this bonus episode - as four beat cops on Coruscant get involved in the dark-and-gritty underbelly of high-society life. Will they come out clean, or get pulled down into the muck?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Star Noirs, Part I - (Episode 0; Scene 21)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special - Part II (Bonus Episode 0, Scene XX) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2017


    It's the 3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special - Part 2! Three younglings are the only chance to save Life Day from the villainous Sith Rogen.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special, Pt 2 - (Episode 0; Scene 20)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special - Part I (Bonus Episode 0, Scene XIX) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2017


    It's the 3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special (Part One) - Can the Younglings save Life Day, or will their be no wookie-ookies for anyone this year?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special, Pt 1 - (Episode 0; Scene 19)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Amazon Prime Directive (Episode V, Scene XI) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2016


     Episode V, Scene XI of NTMTO! - the grand finale of The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew of the Hertz have entered the heart of the Fabian's long forgotten treasure horde - and uncovered wealth beyond all imagining... but what darkness is concealed beneath the gold?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Amazon Prime Directive - (Episode 5; Scene 11)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Showdown on Fabian's Roost & Baby Rancor from the Sky (Episode V, Scene X) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2016


     Episode V, Scene X of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew of the Hertz uncovers riches and mysteries unseen by the galaxy in centuries on the fabled treasure planet of Fabian's Roost. But what awaits them in the depths, and what is the secret of Fabian's Roost?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Showdown on Fabian's Roost & Baby Rancor from the Sky - (Episode 5; Scene 10)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Fat Albert & The Toilet Droid (Episode V, Scene IX) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2016


     Episode V, Scene IX of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! At long last - after a galaxy-spanning hunt - the crew of the Hertz has finally found the fabled treasure planet of Fabian's Roost!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Fat Albert & The Toliet Droid - (Episode 5; Scene 9)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Frank Sinatra Voice Box & Rancor Ambergris (Episode V, Scene VIII) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2016


    Episode V, Scene VIII of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew is on the trail of the third and final piece of the lost map to Fabian's Roost! A quick complication-free pit stop is all that lays between them and their final destination. What could be easier?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways! Frank Sinatra Voice Box & Rancor Ambergris - (Episode 5; Scene 8)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    The Mirialin & The Escape From Qat Chrystac (Episode V, Scene VII) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2016


    Episode V, Scene VII of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost ! The second part of the relic has been found! One piece remains to complete the map to Fabian's Roost - but a mysterious stranger and a dangerous encounter might keep them from even getting off planet!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways! The Mirialin & The Escape From Qat Chrystac - (Episode 5; Scene 7)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Rad Troopers (Episode V, Scene VI) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2016


    The crew sets foot on a planet of radioactive lava in hopes of finding a lost treasure map... but they'll have to overcome the Empire's crack troops, trained for the most extreme environments... the Rad Troopers.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways! Rad Troopers - (Episode 5; Scene 6)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    I'd Kinda Like To See How This Turns Out (Episode V, Scene V) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2016


    Episode 5, Scene 5 of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! Lightsaber action and daring escapes await the crew - but what waits for them up ahead, as they travel to the far reaches of the galaxy in search for the lost map to Fabian's Roost?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways! I'd Kinda Like To See How This Turns Out - (Episode 5; Scene 5)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Casino Gank (Episode V, Scene IV) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2016


    Episode 5, Scene IV of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew needs to make a quick getaway from Granga's casino - but a few loose ends threaten to trip them up!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways! Casino Gank - (Episode 5; Scene 4)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Ewok Pit Fighter (Episode V, Scene III) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2016


    Episode V, Scene III of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The players have located ex-Imperial Moff Vulganis in a Hutt casino...but a high-stakes Sabaac game is interrupted by a junkie with a tall tale about a map to the lost treasure planet of Fabian's Roost - and he has the golden idol to prove it! Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways! Ewok Pit Fighter - (Episode 5; Scene 3)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Granga's Gambles (Episode V, Scene II) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2016


    Episode V, Scene II of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost ! The crew of the Hertz have arrived at Granga's Gambles... a fabulous destination casino on the edge of Hutt space. Somewhere within lurks ex-Imperial Moff Vulganis. But what does he know...and Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways! Granga's Gambles - (Episode 5; Scene 2)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Knockoff Whiskey & Rancor Stage Show (Episode V, Scene I) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2016


    Episode V, Scene I of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost - begins! Grango (the gambling Toydarian) and Root Riggles (the lost Ewok), are rejoined by delusional diplomat Tamaya! The New Republic has a new task for them...one that may lead to untold riches! But even as they begin, forces seen and unseen begin to move against them.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways! Knockoff Whiskey & Rancor Stage Show - (Episode 5; Scene 1)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt II (Episode 0, Scene XIX) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2016


    We're crossing the Streams in this bonus episode! The cast of Black Bag, a Call of Cthulu game, plays their first game of Star Wars. They've already crash landed on a barren planet, and now a murderous giant insect is hunting them for game. What else could go wrong?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways! Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt II - (Episode 0; Scene 19)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag, Pt I (Episode 0, Scene XVIII) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2016


    We're crossing the Streams in this bonus episode! The cast of Black Bag, a Call of Cthulu game, plays their first game of Star Wars. What will they do when they find their Rebellion cruiser under attack and outgunned by a Star Destroyer?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways! Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt I - (Episode 0; Scene 18)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Arena of Death, Neon Swamp Pt. II (Episode 0, Scene XVII) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2016


    Episode 0, Scene 17 - In part two of this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! P9-L, Elruc Thawn, and mysterious bounty hunter Sage team up to survive the Neon Swamp in the Hutt Arena of Death. But are they any match for elite hunter DJ5000?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways! Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt II - (Episode 0; Scene 17)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt I (Episode 0, Scene XVI) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2016


    In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! a group of unlikely allies find themselves locked in a Hutt Arena of Death. That's right - it's the return to the Arena of Death: Neon Swamp. Will anyone make it out alive?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways! Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt I - (Episode 0; Scene 16)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Wikiacloaca (Episode IV, Scne VI) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2016


     Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - reaches it's dramatic conclusion! Chaos erupts at the survivor's camp as Commander Dragan descends into madness. Cue the Cap'n and his "thermal detonator"... Will order prevail? What's the secret connection between Kaveri and Commander Dragn? What's the secret underlying the madness of the Rancor? And what's a cloaca? Find out now!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Wikiacloaca - (Episode 4; Scene 6)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Bugs & Price, Prison Guards (Episode IV, Scene V) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2016


     Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - nears it's dramatic climax as the battered expeditionary crew finds the survivors of the Port Delmara incident - only to find themselves immediately jailed! Who is the leader of the survivors, and what history does she have with mission leader Kaveri?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Bugs & Price, Prison Guards - (Episode 4; Scene 5)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Momish & The Flying Chair (Episode IV, Scene IV) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2016


     Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - continues as our crew bushwacks their way through the lush forests of Delmara - where they encounter a small group of survivors..and some lethal wildlife.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Momish & The Flying Chair - (Episode 4; Scene 4)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Cowboy Wookiee (Episode IV, Scene III) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2016


     Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - continues as our crew picks themselves up after a devastating rancor attack. With their investigation mission now a rescue mission, the crew sets out toward the evacuation point to look for survivors...Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Cowboy Wookiee - (Episode 4; Scene 3)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Rank, or Rancor? - Episode IV, Scene II (Podcast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2016


     Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - continues as our intrepid crew prepares to land on the far flung colony planet, Delmara. What caused the mysterious destruction of the settlement, and will they avoid the same fate?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Lei'an - (Episode 4; Scene 1)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Lei'an (Episode IV, Scene I) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2016


    Episode IV of NTMTO! - Wrath and Rancor - begins as a ragtag crew answers the summons of the newly founded New Republic. Join Grango (the gambling Toydarian), P-9L (the murderous droid bodyguard), Root Riggles (the lost Ewok), and Kaveri (the Force-sensitive Togruta) as they investigate a mysterious occurrence on a distant colony planet.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Lei'an - (Episode 4; Scene 1)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. 2 (Episode 0, Scene XV) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2016


    Part 2 of our bonus podracing episode! We catch up with a group of heroes, trapped on the backwater planet Vulpter. The only way out? A high-stakes podrace to the finish! Can they make it off the planet, or will they kill each other first?Join Force-haunted diplomat Tamaya, Naotlan captain Cap'n Qah Ren, hot shot pilot Dakk "Stryker" Porkins, 2nd hot shot pilot Elruc Thawn, and effete, haywire droid Ctrl-Alt-Delete as they figure out how the hell they're going to get out of this one.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. II - (Episode 0; Scene 15) Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. I (Episode 0, Scene XIV) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2016


    In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! we catch up with a group of heroes, trapped on the backwater planet Vulpter. The only way out? A high-stakes podrace to the finish! Can they make it off the planet, or will they kill each other first?Join Force-haunted diplomat Tamaya, Naotlan captain Cap'n Qah Ren, hot shot pilot Dakk "Stryker" Porkins, 2nd hot shot pilot Elruc Thawn, and effete, haywire droid Ctrl-Alt-Delete as they figure out how the hell they're going to get out of this one.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. I - (Episode 0; Scene 14) Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    The Porkins Brothers (Ep. III, Scene XI) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2016


    Episode 3, Scene 11The dramatic conclusion of Episode III - Pit of Despair! Merce's crew, still reeling from the loss of their comrades, find themselves on the precipice of doom. The Pit nears self-destruction, even as freed prisoner Quintel attempts to negotiate with former crew member P-9L. Meanwhile, P-9L takes aim at the back of Quintel's head, seeking revenge for the precious amulet he stole from her. On top of all this, insane Jedi Iron Gan still seeks their heads!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!The Porkins Brothers - (Episode 3; Scene 11)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Not Afraid of Bill Clinton (Episode III, Scene X) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2016


    Episode 3, Scene 10 Molten steel fills the execution deck, as mad Jedi Iron Gan sets his sights on his next prey. A rain of molten metal, murderous droids, and an armor piercing grenade all add up to more trouble as the crew attempts to get out of the Pit before it self-destructs.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Not Afraid of Bill Clinton - (Episode 3; Scene 10)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    A Star Wars Pit (Episode III, Scene IX) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2016


    Episode 3, Scene 9 Death has arrived in the Pit - and it's name is Iron Gan! The remnants of Merc's crew scrabble for the exits as the mad Jedi prepares to turn his blade on them. Will anyone make it out alive?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Star Wars Pit - (Episode 3; Scene 9)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Blue Corn & Trash Dragons (Episode III, Scene VIII) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2016


    Episode 3, Scene 8 Attempting to scale an access shaft in the heart of the Pit is no easy matter - especially now that the entire prison has been alerted to the escape attempt. Merce Leck and his crew will have to overcome everything the Warden can throw at them to save Tamaya from execution... and success is not guaranteed.Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Blue Corn & Trash Dragons - (Episode 3; Scene 8)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Bloom Like A Flower (Episode III, Scene VII) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2016


    Episode 3, Scene 7 Merce Leck and his crew of Imperial defectors have reached the lowest level of the Pit and freed Jedi Knight Iron Gan - but Merce's wife Tamaya is nowhere to be found. Can they make it to the Execution Deck in time to save her from certain doom?Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Bloom Like A Flower - (Episode 3; Scene 7)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Maximum Security Bidet (Episode III, Scene VI) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2016


    Episode 3, Scene 6Things heat up as Merce and his motley crew of Imperial defectors gain access to the central access shaft at the heart of the prison facility. But they'll have to get past a trio of prison thugs - the Scorpion Bros. - before they get anywhere!Featuring special guest star: Gippy Bindoo!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Maximum Security Bidet - (Episode 3; Scene 6)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Aesthetics Of The Scorpion Bros (Episode III, Scene V) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2016


    Episode 3, Scene 5The defecting Imperials - Merc the fearless commander, Dakk the daredevil pilot, Grango and Toydarian, and Ri the Rodian Bounty Hunter - scour the hellish work floor of the prison, looking for their first contact - but the deeper they go the more complicated things become.Featuring special guest star: Gippy Bindoo!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Aesthetics Of The Scorpion Bros - (Episode 3; Scene 5)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

    Polymorphously Perverse (Episode III, Scene IV) - Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2016


    Episode 3, Scene 4The defecting Imperials - Merc the fearless commander, Dakk the daredevil pilot, Grango and Toydarian, and Ri the Rodian Bounty Hunter - have made it to the viper's nest that is the command center of the planetary penitentiary P-1T, now they must descend to the hellish prisoner's work floor.Featuring special guest star: Gippy Bindoo!Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!Follow our site, check out new episodes every Friday, and stay posted for our regular prizes and giveaways!Polymorphously Perverse - (Episode 3; Scene 4)Download Podcast Here | Listen on iTunes

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