No Getting Out

Dive into the murky waters of parenting controversies with our fierce and fearless alligator-themed podcast. Just like the stealthy predator, we navigate through contentious topics in child-rearing, from discipline tactics to educational approaches, with sharp insights, bold discussions, and a splash of humor. Tune in as we snap up conventional wisdom and explore new perspectives to help parents navigate the wild waters of raising resilient and confident kids.Luis Totally wrote this, it 100% was not chatgpt. Believe me.

Embark on a laughter-filled journey as we recount the hilarious highs and unexpected lows of planning both Thanksgiving and a cruise with friends in our latest podcast episode, "Sailing Through Gratitude" Join us as we share behind-the-scenes stories, from coordinating the perfect turkey feast to setting sail on the high seas. Discover the comical mishaps, the intricate dance of planning, and the heartwarming moments that made this double adventure a memorable experience. Whether you're a seasoned event planner or just love a good laugh, this episode is your ticket to a delightful blend of holiday chaos and nautical escapades. Fasten your seatbelts, or should we say life vests, and get ready for a wild ride on the Seasgiving Express!

Join us in this episode as we explore the world of ice breaker questions and how they can revolutionize the way we connect with others. Learn the secrets to crafting the perfect ice breaker and discover why they're crucial for building trust and rapport in any setting. Whether you're a seasoned conversationalist or looking to enhance your social skills, this episode is packed with actionable tips to help you break the ice like a pro. Tune in and start creating meaningful connections today!

We're back! It may have taken us 6 months but we have a new episode to share with you! Since we're coming up on Amelia's first birthday, we wanted to recap what the first year of parenthood has been like for us. We go through a list of what other parents have to say and give our hot take on what raising a kid has looked like for us so far. We may have rambled on a little bit too much - hope you can follow along!

This month we talk about stress and how to deal with it.  Why? No particular reason so don't stress out about it.  Amelia was almost rolling when we recorded this, she is now a full-blown rollie-pollie ollie.  We also mention some long-time friends and talk about Alexis going back to work.  Hope you enjoy it!

We're semi-regularly putting out episodes now! Let's hope this lasts. In this episode, we share what it's like with Amelia when we're out and about and ask each other some questions we probably should have asked before getting pregnant. No going back now!

We don't believe it either! We are back!We have a slightly different format, and we are removing parts of the show for simplicity going forward.  Tune in and hear about the changes we have planned for this year in podcasts!

This week we talk about a new month Challenge we started! This month Alexis and I are going to attempt to use our phones less.  We removed a lot of time-wasting apps and are hoping to get less screen time.  Tune and it found out how the first couple days went!Song - Simon & Garfunkel - Cecilia

Hi NoGettingOut Fan Club!  Felt inspired again to record a quick little short.  As always, we appreciate anyone you spends the time to listen.  Please reach out and let me know your thoughts on my ramblings!

Hi everyone! We decided we wanted to share our opinions on the tragedy that happened this week at Uvalde. We feel so much for the individuals directly impacted and have strong opinions on the subject that we had to share our thoughts. Fair warning on this one, the event is so fresh that somethings we talk about might offend people. Please know it is from a place of good and we hope that we all share the common goal of preventing school shootings. Thanks for listening and reach out to us on social media if you want to continue the discussion.Song - Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks

Hi Everyone! We are back and we are talking about our newest announcement! Tune and learn how its been going.Song - Bill Withers - Lovely Day

Hi Everyone! This is just me rambling for 10 mins about nonsense.  I would appreciate the feedback on my thoughts or just to know it helped you fall asleep.  Either way, I hope you get a little something out of my mad thoughts. Enjoy!

Hi Everyone! We are back with a sooner than expected episode because we had such a demand for our takes on the Oscars.  Wait no more! Tune in and find out what we think about Coda and other great movies.  Also Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, we talk about that too.  Enjoy!Lola was enjoying a Kong full of peanut butter, so sorry for her taps in the background during the recording.Song - Big Willie Style - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It

Hi Everyone! Sorry for the break in episodes however we have a big backlog of episodes ready to come out.  We just got back from our week long road trip and had to go over it with you guys.  We go into detail about our voyage and what we think about the states we traveled to.  Hope you enjoy and sorry for Lola tippy taps in the background.Song - Fell Runner - Dog Inside a Car

Happy Valentines Day Everyone! Like we mentioned on the podcast, we totally recorded this on Valentines day.  We hope you enjoy this weeks episode where we catch you guys up to our lives and we share a good news story to each other.  We end up deciding good news stories are not as impactful as bad news stories but sometimes you need a little positivity in the all the darkness.Song - John Denver - Annie's Song Remix

Welcome Back! This week we talk about our now legendary Escape-room-palooza and other things we did in January.   We also try out best to answer the question "What state would you move too?".  I really hope this episode doesn't get us a copyright warning!Song - Encanto - We Don't Talk About Bruno

Happy New Years to the whole Nogettingout community, all 5 of you! We are back with with our goals this year for us, the podcast and even Lola.  Hope you enjoy our rambles!Song - Louie Short - Beautality

We did it! We watched 5 Christmas movies in 5 days! In this mini episode we leave our final movie review with some guests (including a first timer!) and Luis and Alexis give our ratings for all 5.  Merry Christmas to all you NoGettingOut Fans, all five of ya!Sorry for some of the audio quality.

4 days strong! We viewed our 4th Christmas movie after a day's worth of driving to Georgia and we're joined by our siblings, Nic and Kaley. Our review may surprise you!

3 days in… can you believe we made it this far?? Tonight's movie almost made us give up. Tune in to hear about the movie worse than Holidate!

Tune in to hear our review of our second Christmas movie viewing, “Holidate” - a 2020 rom-com that was apparently pretty divisive in the Nogueira household. 

In this episode, we share what we've been up to the last couple of weeks and start a new Christmas Challenge! We may have waited til the last minute for this challenge but we're excited to share how it goes. Stay tuned for multiple mini episodes this week as we try something new!Song - The Middle by Jimmy Eats World

Guess who's back... back again.  After a long unannounced hiatus, the NoGettingOut crew is back with a new episode!  We recap the last month of activity and try another new idea for our mozzarella stick segment.  We each ask each other two questions in which we don't about each other.  We did in the spirit of celebrating five years married last month! Still trying to get to know each other a little bit more than before.Song - RUELLE - I Get To Love You

This week we talk about our Halloween week, pizza, and much more!  We decided to make a list of our differences and talk to each other about our lists.  Things did not go well but we like to think we learned something new.  Thanks for listening!Song - Hoobastank "The Reason"

We are late this week but I hope that doesn't keep you away from our most controversial episode yet! This week Luis talks about why it's important to understand the processes of Government, or at least that's what we think he talked about.  Alexis brings up a story she heard on NPR about our Big Brother tech companies.  Thanks for listening!Song - Staff Benda Bilili "Polio"

I never noticed how many times we say "You Know".  This week Luis talks about his crazy views on social media.  Alexis brings us back down to earth with a recap of a This American Life story she listened to this week.Song - Los Retros "Solo Tú"

We talked so much that night we had an extra 30 mins of talking about social media bubbles and how we handle our news consumption.  Definitely worth the listen!David Pakman video we talk about - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSh6Ijx5nZA&t=254s&ab_channel=DavidPakmanShow

Starting our season off strong! New segment called Mozzarella Sticks where we share something on our mind to each other.  This week Alexis talks about the housing market and Luis goes down the rabbit hole on bubbles.  Thanks for listening!Song - Benny Sings "Sunny Afternoon"

This episode has a lot of things going on, and the music doesn't match, but I hope you enjoy!

Long awaited podcast #16!

Our First Movie Review!

Sorry, Jenn, I cut out the ghost story. Enjoy!

Sorry we are late this week, this one was a pain to edit.

Our most controversial episode yet!

In this episode, we take the chance to honor Alexis' dad with a special surprise guest. 

Special Xmas Episode!

Sorry for any weird audio bits, I tried my best editing this one.  Hope you like it!