Not Safe For Watercoolers

Judging by our reputation you can guess whether the show has reached a new low, or if we talked about below-the-belt topics for an extended period of time (or both). Episode 274 is called "Nether Regions". Download

Shannon's getting hitched, so we talked about that, Fall Out Boy's abomination of a classic, and the decline of Reddit. Episode 273 is called "Enshittification".Download

Among other things, we talked a little about Kid Rock. In real life his first and middle names are Robert and James. Those are our names too, but just reversed (when you don't do episodes for a long time you get out of practice writing show descriptions).Download

Note: We were too lazy to write a description so AI did it for us.Host [Name] sits down with [Co-Host] to discuss [Subject]. From [brief description of topic], to [another brief description], this is a conversation that's guaranteed to make you think and maybe even challenge your beliefs.Download

Shannon announces her new business plan, Alec Baldwin catches a manslaughter charge, Chris Pratt catches some shade, and the guys battle for Dad supremacy.Download

Jim, Rob, and Shannon drunkenly endure yet another awkward family holiday gathering whilst stumbling through the best and worst the prior year had to offer. We'll let you guess which list this episode will fall under next year.Download

 Join Jim and Rob for scholarly debate, ribaldry, and a surprisingly healthy dose of estrogen for two middle aged men.   We will delve into the debt ceiling, Dolly the Sheep, and the benefits of black tar heroin (looking at you insomniacs).  All this and so much more, so cover yourself in glory by way of the blood of your enemies and enjoy the latest installment of NSFWatercoolers.  Download

 Join Jim, Rob, & Shannon as they navigate current fiscal policy and the impacts of the FEDs decision to increase rates.   Then they discuss for 25 minutes whether or not you could grease up a watermelon and fit it up a giraffe's anal cavity (spoiler, you can and it's magnificent).  All this and see what it's like when podcasters quietly quit a podcast most are unaware of. Download

 Get out your cheat sheets because the chemistry is strange and confusing and Rob jumps back in genitals first.   We discuss nuanced geopolitical situation and provide our analysis of both NASDAQ and international market trends plus our needed take on the Doja Cat/Stranger Things kids saga.   All this and nothing more on the newest episode of NSFWatercoolers: Download

 Join Jim, Shannon (for a while), Dan & Mandy from the Firnecast and Mike from WFOD, as well as special guest Lisa for Shotsmas... There's alot of show so don't waste your time reading this crap.DOWNLOAD

 Join Jim and Shannon for a scintillating summer recap.  Then we'll stare into the abyss until it begins to stare back and then, *BOOM* the podcast is over.   What are we talking at 1.5 speed maybe 25 minutes, get it together people and prioritize.   So sit back, get branded, and enjoy the latest installment of the NSFWatercooelrs podcast.Download

 Join Jim and Matt as they shout down their better angels and continue this charade known as the NSFWatercoolers show.   When will they get their comeuppance?   Where is their karmic retribution?   If these are questions you're asking you clearly haven't seen photos of these two, god did her damage long ago.Download 

 Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon .   .  .  So sit back and relax and enjoy.Download

 Join Jim and Shannon in a rudderless mess of a show.   They discuss Shannon's plans of abandoning the show to her burgeoning Twitch career and Jim has a mattress meltdown.  Doesn't sound like your cup of tea?   Well then join 99.99999% of humanity that agrees with you and ignore the existence of this podcast.Download

 Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as they discuss a wide ranging variety of topics.   All FBI Agents listening you'll find a fun Easter egg around the 33 minute mark when one of the hosts hints at having been part of the 'patriots' in DC on the 6th.   Enjoy you filthy animals.Download

 Join Jim, Matt, Shannon, Dan ( Firnecast ) & Mandy (Firnecast ), Travis ( WFOD ) & Drunk ( WFOD ) all gets down Shotsmas style.   So if you're one of those cafeteria coolerheads that only listens at Christmas and Easter you're in luck.   So get down to teet level and shove your snoot on in and feast on the grotesquery that is our requiem to 2020.Download

 Jim and Matt have a chat that ain't whack.Their japes are inane.They lust after fame.But all is well in Beantown.We lost a little steam there.  But it's a show and you aren't reading this anyway.  Download

 In classic NSFWatercoolers fashion we only remembered that we didn't upload this when we recorded a new episode.  So guess what, I don't know what we talked about.  But boy did we talk about whatever that was and it was funny.... let me tell you, enjoy.Download

 Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon way back in time before the election or the super spreader event known as Halloween.  It'll be like it's on a wax cylinder or something it's so out of date.  Enjoy:Download

 Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as we delve deep into Matt's colon, and additionally as a change of pace there are amusing anecdotes as well.  Things go from the stink to the pink as we allow ourselves an extra libation during a rare weekend record.  So enjoy whatever is intelligible, most likely not much beyond the forty five minute point, in the newest episode of NSFWatercoolers.Download

 Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon, the titular (stifle giggles) Loud crew.  We espouse our feelings about who really built this country (chihuahua breeders) and beliefs about traditional gender roles (amazingly enough still has a lot to do with chihuahua breeders).  So buckle up you based cucks because we're telling it like it is from the point of view of the most discriminated against group of people known to man, middle aged cis-gendered caucasians.  Download

 Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon for an introspective journey into the fragility of modern mans plight and how modernity has grafted itself onto the very fabric of our metaphysical selves.   Or a bunch of talking over each other and fart jokes.  Honestly would you want that kind of whining from such privileged cis gendered middle aged feel good junkies?  I thought not, anyway the podcast is here, so here it is.Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon for the most riveting hour of entertainment that can be offered by three developmentally arrested individuals that have never scored above 80 on an online I.Q. test.  So suffice to say if you are looking for a deep and introspective look at what is happening in the failed state this week, this ain't it.Download

On this episode of NSFWatercoolers Matt tells us about the ins and outs of getting tested for the novel corona virus.  Shannon spills the tea about her strange addiction and Jim talks about his new piss fetish all this, and just this, it's really all we had time for.Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon for our 250th episode extravaganza.  It's all the fun and excitement of a normal episode but with an emphasis on numbers (disclaimer, no episode numbers are referenced during the show). Be forewarned there is much Animal Crossing talk, but as it is our new religion we are merely proselytizing, which knocks a few bucks off of our bill from Tom Nook.  All this and nothing more on the newest episode of NSFWatercoolers.Download 

Join Jim and Matt as they gets down on some corona boogey.  We talk shop and get real... real f'ing funny dummy.  We comport ourselves like a couple of slap happy dips that don't give a rip about nothing.  So if you're the kind of person with a totally twisted sense of humor that can only be described as sarcastic, this might just be for you.   Also I think Matt was kinda drunk by the end of the episode.... uhhh, bye.Download

Join Jim and Matt as they discuss Shannon's unfortunate demise to the novel coronavirus and muse on her career as a podcaster and friend.  And after that insufferable 35 seconds we get to the good stuff... namely indignant rage and the only kind of impotent fear you can hear from two such privileged people. All this and... really just this on the new NSFWatercoolers.Download

We talk about what you think we would.  This was Monday 3/9/20 so it didn't seem so crazy yet...Download

Quarantined and can't deal, how about a month old NSFWatercoolers that I forgot about for a while. Download

Jim, Matt, and maybe Shannon (?), who knows this was like two weeks ago and my notes source is corrupted.  AKA my mind, so if you want to get twisted like my brain listen to this maddening peek beyond the vail...  Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as they Goop it up and extol the virtues of pseudo science and think about the candle business.  All this plus full frontal male nudity, keep looking it's there.Download

Join Jim and Matt as we get into some deep cut NSFW stuff and talk about the Golden Globes and the end of the world.  So you know a little of column A and a little of Column B.  So sit back, put the garage door down, insert the hose into the tailpipe and lead it into the drivers side window.  Now engage the starter, pump up NSFWatercoolers and control your own fate in the latest episode of NSFWatercoolers.Download

Join Jim, Matt, Shannon, Dan from @firnecast , and @Drunkardstl from @WFODshow for our annual holiday celebration.  Look the time your about to put in with the family this holiday season is guaranteed not to entertain as well as this cadre of bosom pals. So saw ye ole yule logs, nog any egg worthy of it, and by god ensure amazon doesn't miss projections by 1/10 of a percentage or else your unemployable uncle will end up moving back in with your grandma.Download

This is one of those ones that you're certain that you come across far worse than you had intended but it's the only episode you've done in the past month so you'd better do it.   But I digress, this episode features a whack a** game about  spelling or some such bs.   We are joined by Mel and Mandy (@momofcomedy)  of the Firnecast for the fraudulent and ridiculous exercise.    Thanks.Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as they discuss the glut of creativity and desire to continue to do the show.  We land on a soft yes with a dash of 'I guess'.  Then there is the Basic Bish challenge where we enjoy some autumnally themed snacks, all this and really nothing more on the newest episode of NSFWatercoolers. Download

It's been a while on this one, you might could tell me what it's all about.Download

In this episode there is a low hum permeating the recording.   Jim, Matt, and Shannon never acknowledge the hum, but you and I know it's there.  So there's that.Download

Effortlessly funny and roguishly charming Jim carries another episode on his back while demonstrating he is still the soul of wit.  So real classic Jim here if your into that kind of thing.  Also Matt and Shannon were there.Download 

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as the discuss the volatility of nikkei index and specifically when to short your futures; hint now.  Then the team discusses sorting out this middle east thing, the climate crises, and healing the divisions in this nation as a whole.  After this probably some d!ck jokes.Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as we do this horseapple of a show again.  What did we talk about? Who knows.  When did we talk about it? Sometime last week.  Can this be more self indulgent drivel? No.Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as we try to get a word in edgewise between three adults so desperate for attention they do a podcast.  Sounds awful doesn't it, well it is.Download

The rain percolates on the window sill with monotonous certainty, the same kind of certainty that men who have a good sense about them know that they will someday die.  You may want to prostrate yourself about the ground rending the very follicles from your head, but you know there is not more sense in that than a beaver running a particle board factory.   That being said if there is some way to help you enjoy whiling away the precious few hours you have left is our charge the we embrace it and give unto you and yours this, the most recent episode of NSFWatercoolers.Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as we discuss the slate of upcoming summer television fare, absolute snacks, and adventures in middling haircuts for middle-aged men.  All this, and NO MORE so don't ask.Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as we somehow manage to give even less of an effort than usual and our senioritus shows it's true colors.   So see if you like quarter a**ed efforts here the show for you, and don't worry we shall return... in the summer. Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as they observe one of the podcast holy days, namely self indulgent MeMas.  We do our favorite and yammer on and on about ourselves much to our own delight.  See if you can stomach it and enjoy.Download

Join Jim and Matt as they emasculate and humiliate each other for cheap laughs and your petty amusement.  I mean just when you think you've found the lowest depths these mouth breathers can conceive of - it just gets worse.  So if you're a glutton for punishment or just a glutton sit back, fire up a fat Cohiba and realize that if we're ashamed of making it how low you should feel for listening to it. Download

Join Jim and Matt and Shannon as they enjoy the word and.  Download

I'm not sure what the title really means, but I'm really hoping its an ultra conservative dog whistle and we can dig into that coveted proud boys demographic.Download