Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast

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The bike racing might be fake, but the podcast is real. Join hosts Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart, and Zach Schuster for the virtual bike racing podcast you didn't know you needed that includes Zwift commentary, interviews, and coverage of real fake bike races.

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    Episode 60 - Zwift's New Pimp My Ride

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2025 56:35


    Remember when that guy used a bot to get the Tron bike for a race and it was the biggest cheating in the history of cheating? Ethics in gear acquisition is back in the news thanks to the new Zwift bike upgrades. Is it cheating to run Zwift with a heart rate monitor app while you're mowing the lawn? What if you hook up a Nintendo controller and mash the A and B buttons? We discuss.  Also, the World's Most Dangerous Group Ride, memories of the time they had a crit at the CrossFit Games, and of course, cheating.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support our purchases of heart rate monitor watt apps. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

    Episode 59 - The Zwift Education of Michael van den Ham

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 85:35


    American Mike and Canadian Michael hug it out after their chance encounter in the Zwift comments section. Michael shares his experiences racing on Zwift, helps speculate if the Coggan chart is dead, and gets some helpful pointers from Cycling Expert Kevin. He also provides a coach's assessment of the famed 30 for 30 workout plan.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support our decadence. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

    Episode 58 - Mike is the Watt King Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 66:51


    You've heard our Watt King of the Week segment, but what if one of us ... became the Watt King? Mike made a bunch of people mad with his patented coffee stop and then potentially started an international incident. Kevin tried a Peloton ride, to hilarious effect.  And is Zwift dead? Is this the end of Nowhere Fast?   Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support our decadence. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

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    Episode 57 - Mason Rocca Returns

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 71:43


    It's the virtual bike racing / basketball crossover episode you didn't know you needed. Former virtual racing National Champion Mason Rocca returns to talk about his switch from RGT to Zwift, racing the ERL on MyWoosh, and watching his sons ball out for their high school team this winter.  We also learned that this week's Watt King of the Week is coming from inside the house.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help buy Zach Zwift steering, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support our decadence. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

    Episode 56 - The Stupidest Race on Zwift

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 60:30


    Welcome to the Thunderdome of Zwift. Kevin and Mike dreamed about the stupidest race on Zwift and then made it a reality. Half the field got sent up a mountain, the other half got sent downhill to do 92 laps in the toilet bowl. And Kevin got the win.  We also talk about our Wattkings of the Week, debate whether or not Wattkings have ruined Cat A Zwift racing, and learn about the advantages of steering, even if it doesn't really work.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help buy Zach Zwift steering, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support our decadence. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify.   

    Episode 55 - Casey Schumm, The Best Not Good Racer on Zwift

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2025 74:16


    Casey Schumm is "the best not good racer on Zwift" (said with 100% love). Schumm has mastered the art of Zwift to consistently stay competitive at the Cat B level. He stopped by the pod to share stories from the pretty good level of Zwift and discuss the new Zwift Racing Score and the outsized influence equipment has on virtual racing.  We also try out a new segment highlighting our favorite Watt Kings of the Week.  Casey hosts his own weekly virtual racing podcast called The Spin Cast Cycling Show. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Kevin's gold-plated ankle weights, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and contribute to our advanced virtual racing research. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

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    Episode 54 - The Average Joe's 30 for 30

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2025 63:56


    Can a very mid bike racer complete the famed 30 for 30 workout plan? Our very average host and editor shares his experiences surviving 30 straight days of Zwift races and hard Peloton rides. Mike also reports on concerning news about the future of the Gong Show, and Kevin shares the many accomplishments now on his Zwift Power profile.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Kevin's gold-plated ankle weights, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and contribute to our advanced virtual racing research. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

    Episode 53 - The Cheating Detective, with Bjoern Ossenbrink

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 61:47


    Bjoern Ossenbrink's eyes *clap clap* are watching you, they see your every move. Well, kind of, but he does use data analytics to verify virtual racing performances at the high levels of the sport. He joins the pod to talk about the low-cadence craze, power meters and smart trainers, and that one time he raced against KBH. We also try to determine if CrossFit is the Zwift of working out.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's coffee stop glitch research, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and contribute to our advanced virtual racing research. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify.   

    Episode 52 - We Are So Back, Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 55:48


    We are back! For real this time. We promise. We catch up on what everyone has been up to in the last 13 months, including Mike's Gong Show and Kevin's CrossFit assault bike Zwift race. We talk a bit about MyWhoosh Worlds, and then of course, cheating. 

    Episode 51 - We Are So Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2023 71:27


    Just like Zwift, we got stalled out on Level 50, but since the levels go to 60 now, we should probably record more podcasts. We catch up, talk about the end of RGT, eWorlds moving to a new platform, and other things in the world of indoor racing. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Kevin's legal fees, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do. Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

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    Episode 50! The Return of Eric Schlange

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 75:44


    Eric Schlange of Zwift Insider returns to toast our 50th episode. We chat about ZI's Tiny Races, the new pack dynamics, the future of Zwift, and of course, cheating. Also, you'll def want to tune in for perhaps the greatest Story Time with Kevin of all time.  Check out Zwift Insider at zwiftinsider.com. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Kevin's legal fees, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify.   

    Episode 49 - Tri Hard, With a Vengeance

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2023 45:17


    We watched a Super League Triathlon live event broadcast so we could speculate if it is the next big thing in virtual racing. We also went back and talked about MyWhoosh Club a bunch, even though that is technically against the rules of MyWhoosh Club.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike at @mikeswart and Zach at @TheShoeStar on Twitter. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

    Episode 48 - 2023 Zwift Worlds

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2023 55:38


    The 2023 UCI Zwift World Championships are in the books, and you know as a podcast covering real racing on fake bikes, we have to cover it. Get reactions, hot takes, and everything else you need to recap this year's eRacing World Championships.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

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    Episode 47 - The First Rule of MyWhoosh Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 48:37


    You know the drill. The first rule of MyWhoosh Club is ... don't talk about MyWhoosh Club. Big money is on the line in the upcoming race series from the upstart virtual racing platform. There is also that lesser competition, UCI Zwift Worlds, and RGT has a new steering feature that will leave you saying BRAvo.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

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    Episode 46 - NeXT p/b Enshored

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2023 52:45


    Ian Jackson and Greg Abbott of the NeXT p/b Enshored e-racing team join the pod to talk about bringing a non-endemic sponsor into the virtual racing world. They talk about what's next for virtual racing, and we discuss ideas for future IRL events.  Follow NeXT p/b Enshored on Instagram: @next_esport_pb_enshored.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

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    Episode 45 - The Ski Erg is the New Zwift

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2023 33:51


    Is a watt a watt? Is a ski erg a bike trainer? Is Mike a little bit upset? We dive into these philosophical questions and try to find the meaning of the Zwift universe. Also, stick around for a poetry slam with KBH. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

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    Episode 44 - New Zwift Pack Dynamics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 41:13


    The speed of the "blob" has long been annoying in Zwift racing, and with the new pack dynamics being unveiled, will the blob be reined in? The Echelon Racing League is back and RGT has its own physics issues. And is Zwift racing the new pickleball?  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

    Episode 43 - Ed Hoole, Icarus Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 36:28


    You may find this hard to believe, but an unbelievable cycling performance turned out to be ... unbelievable. We go inside Ed Hoole's chuckle-worthy "performance" at the European Zwift Worlds Qualifier.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

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    Episode 42 - KBH Qualifies for Worlds, Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 55:17


    KBH survived the new three-stage Zwift Worlds Qualifier to earn a spot at Worlds for the second-straight year. This obviously makes for good content. We also cover the European Qualifier, and of course, cheating.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

    Episode 41 - The Zwift Grand Prix is Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 55:40


    Zwift is trying a new racing format with the Zwift Grand Prix. Kevin reports on how it's going so far. We also cover the new Zwift trainer, before the whole lawsuit thing happened.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

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    Episode 40 - Eric Schlange of Zwift Insider

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 77:58


    This podcast prides itself on being on the outside, but in this episode, we go inside Zwift with Zwift Insider's Eric Schlange. Learn about some of the inner workings of Zwift, what's coming next, and of course, how to pronounce Eric's last name.  Check out Zwift Insider at zwiftinsider.com. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

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    Episode 39 - Zwift is Coming

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 59:02


    The days are getting shorter and the bike trainers are a little less lonely, which can only mean one thing: Zwift is Coming. Which is weird because Kevin swears Zwift is Dead. And Zach did a Peloton ride, for content.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's clocks, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

    Episode 38 - Unbound Home Triathlons

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2022 56:01


    Kevin, Mike, and Zach were going to take the fake bikes to the real world at Unbound, but none of them made it there, because excuses. Also, Kevin tried a home triathlon in the name of finding fitness and lived to tell the story.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for the Zwift Hall of Fame space, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify.   

    Episode 37 - Future of Zwift as eSport

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2022 70:58


    Who said only bad things happen on Twitter? After a Twitter thread inspired by a random Zwift B race, Frank Cundiff and Patrick Mahoney joined the podcast to discuss the future of Zwift racing as an eSport.  You can follow Frank Cundiff on Twitter @FrankCundiff and follow Patrick Mahoney @PMM_Rock.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for the Zwift Hall of Fame space, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

    Episode 36 - Rick Wenger of the No Breakaways Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 71:21


    We did a virtual bike racing podception with Rick Wenger of the No Breakaways Podcast joining to talk about virtual bike racing pod space, the state of Zwift racing, and his life as a pretty good Zwift racer.  You can find No Breakaways on YouTube and Rick on Instagram @nobreakaways.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for the Zwift Hall of Fame space, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

    Episode 35 - Mason Rocca, U.S. National Champ

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 68:25


    Former collegiate and professional basketball player Mason Rocca has started a second career as a virtual bike racer. Rocca had a successful Echelon Racing League campaign this year and won the 2022 U.S. Virtual Racing National Championships. He joins the pod for the first edition of Fake Bikes, Real Basketball.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for the Zwift Hall of Fame space, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

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    Episode 34 - Saris | NoPinz'z Matt Gardiner

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 80:08


    Matt Gardiner is the founder of the Saris | NoPinz eRacing team and one of the most accomplished Zwift riders of all time, at least in terms of number of Ziles ridden. He joins the pod to talk about the state of virtual racing and of course, donuts.  You can follow Saris | NoPinz on Instagram @saris.nopinz.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for the Zwift Hall of Fame space, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts or Spotify. 

    Episode 33 - 2022 Zwift Worlds Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 71:31


    The 2022 Zwift UCI World Championships had breakaways, gutsy attacks, and exciting finishes. Katheryn Curi joins KBH from inside the Zwift Worlds Zeloton as we discuss and analyze the races held in fake future New York.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for the Zwift Hall of Fame space, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. Katheryn doesn't do much social media tbh. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

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    Episode 32 - 2022 eNationals Recap and eWorlds Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 64:37


    It's a Frenetic February in the eRacing world with the end of the Echelon Racing League, U.S. eNationals, and this weekend's eWorlds. Mike and Zach (No Kevin this week ... Sad!) talk about Kevin's epic battle with Mason Rocca at eNationals and look ahead to Kevin perhaps winning eWorlds.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for the Zwift Hall of Fame space, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

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    Episode 31 - The Zwift Premier League Burrito King

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 56:42


    KBH has quickly become the People's Champ with his valiant attacks in the Zwift Premier League, including one done in by too many burritos. We also develop a Premier League media strategy that may or may not include MOAR HEELS.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for the Zwift Hall of Fame space, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

    Episode 30 - Dave Towle, the Voice of Zwift Racing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 82:00


    Dave Towle, the voice of Zwift racing, joined to pod to chat about how he got into Zwift race announcing, covering the Zwift Premier League, and adapting to the modern racing landscape in the U.S.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for the Zwift Hall of Fame space, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  You can follow Dave on Twitter @davedtowle. Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

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    Episode 29 - Winter Zwift Zestivities

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 53:41


    The holidays were a time for Gimmicks with Zach's Zestive 500 and Kevin's 40 in 14. We also talk about the possibility of a new Tron bike, but for your living room.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Mike afford the new Zwift tron smart bike, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

    Episode 28 - Mr. Zwift Worldwide KBH

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 51:48


    Our own Kevin Bouchard-Hall qualified for the Zwift World Championships, and his team made the Zwift Premier League. Apparently he's pretty good at RGT racing too. What can't this guy do?  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Mike afford one of those power meters that produce too many watts, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

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    Episode 27 - Kathryn Curi's Second Career on Zwift

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 71:34


    Kathryn Curi retired from professional bike racing a decade ago, but she has found a second career in cycling racing on the Zwift platform. She shares her experiences getting into virtual racing and competing in the ZRL.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Mike afford one of those power meters that produce too many watts, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

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    Episode 26 - Zwift Race Tactics

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 72:00


    While Zwift races aren't exactly a Spring Classic or Tour stage, there can still be tactics involved for winning a race. Kevin and Mike share thoughts on power-ups, ZPower people, early attacks, and more.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Mike afford one of those power meters that produce too many watts, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

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    Episode 25 - KBH's KOM Magnum Opus

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 50:44


    KBH's historic time on the Alpe du Zwift KOM turned into an entire thing last week. We cover his magnum opus of Zwift achievements from all angles. Also, Mike and Kevin share their experiences with the new Zwift drafting algorithm.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and pay for Kevin's legal fees from this AdZ KOM fiasco, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

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    Episode 24 - A Glitch in the Zwift Matrix

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 53:05


    KBH returned from an injury with superhuman strength that has him taking on the most coveted KOMs in Watopia, and WTRL racing is starting up again. Also, what's new with Zwift, including more ways to cheat.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Mike afford the latest Zwift gadget gimmick, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify.   

    Episode 23 - Autocorrecting the Autocat Algorithm

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 54:24


    We try to fix the Zwift Autocat algorithm, even though we have no idea how it works, and we take a look at how some winter Zwift stars are faring IRL this summer.   Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Mike afford the latest Zwift gadget gimmick, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

    Episode 22 - A Meme Account for a Meme Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 67:26


    Greg Abbott of the DC Area is the host of the Get Zwifty cycling meme account, which uses the show Rick and Morty to make light of the sport we love. We went inside the matrix to learn more about Abbott's foray into memeing and talked a little Zwift racing as well.  You can follow Get Zwifty on Instagram @getzwifty.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Mike afford the latest Zwift gadget gimmick, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

    Episode 21 - Summertime and the Zwifting is Easy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 62:53


    It might be the Zwift off-season, but Kevin is embarking on a new 30-day Quest for Fitness, and Zach is somewhat befuddled by his new power meter. We also cover the newest rage in indoor racing attire.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Mike afford the latest Zwift gadget gimmick, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify.   

    Episode 20 - UGG! Postmortem with Matt Curbeau

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 84:25


    We take a break from the real racing on fake bikes for real racing on real bikes at the Unbound Gravel Grinder with indoor racer Matt Curbeau. Can Zwift racing prepare you for 200 miles of gravel grinding? That's an excellent question! You can follow Matt on Instagram @turbeau86.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay off the damage Unbound did to Mike's ego, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

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    Episode 19 - Zwift for Fundo with Jonathan Crain

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 79:04


    Jonathan Crain trained for a May grand fondo ride/race by doing a lot of Zwift racing this winter. He shares how real racing on fake bikes prepared him for real racing on real bikes.  You can follow Jonathan on Strava and find him on Instagram @jonathancrain.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's Lyft back to Emporia at the Unbound Gravel Grinder, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

    Episode 18 - Tamper's Karma Police

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 64:11


    Karma came back to haunt KBH in his new rivalry against Tamper, and the Nowhere Fast crew talks Zwift physics. Also, a poetry reading that dramatizes what happens when a Zwift meets IRL riding.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help pay for Mike's Lyft back to Emporia at the Unbound Gravel Grinder, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

    Episode 17 - Pimp My Trainer Ride with Oliver Dowd

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 70:02


    Recent college grad and Restart Racing team member Oliver Dowd has had to cobble his trainer bike together in bits and pieces. We chat with the Canadian Zwift racer about his indoor ride and also dive into some changes coming to ZwiftPower.  You can find Oliver on Zwift and Strava. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Kevin pay for his new seat post clamp, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

    Episode 16 - Virtual Bike Racing Calvinball

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 50:06


    Zwift Racing League Season 3 is upon us, and ... the rules have changed again ala a virtual racing game of Calvinball. Also, Kevin shares the latest on his new trainer bike and Mike has his eye on the latest and greatest in virtual training platforms.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Kevin pay for his new seat post clamp, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

    Episode 15 - A Zwift Racer Pins a Number IRL

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 62:36


    KBH gives us storytime not once, but twice, including what happened when a Zwift racer pinned a number and raced IRL. We also chat about pace bots, a KBH Zwift experiment, and the recently completed Echelon Racing League.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Mike pay Kevin's start contracts, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

    Episode 14 - Boedi Queries or the Great KBH-Mike Zwift-Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 71:15


    Wide Angle Podium host and occasional Zwifter Micheal Boedigheimer stopped by the Nowhere Fast studio to ask KBH and Mike about their Zwift achievements. We also talked about the Movistar Ramp Test team tryouts and KBH paying the podcast's bills.  You can follow Micheal on Twitter @landsoftly and on Instagram @landsoftly.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Mike pay Kevin's start contracts, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

    Episode 13 - KBH Does RGT

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 53:24


    KBH finally took the plunge and jumped into the world of RGT for the Echelon Racing League virtual Joe Martin Stage Race. We asked KBH what he thought of the RGT experience, even despite some early, albeit poetic, troubles.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and help Mike pay Kevin's start contracts, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

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    Episode 12 - Zwift Worlds Mega Panel

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 77:07


    The first-ever UCI Zwift Worlds took place in December. We went inside the race with a mega panel of racers from Team USA and Team Canada to learn what the races were like inside the fake real peloton.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and other cycling content, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

    Episode 11 - 30 for 30 and The Doctor

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 52:41


    Nowhere Fast is back! We asked Kevin about his 30 races in 30 days, mused about what's going on with ZwiftPower, and talked about The Doctor.  Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast and other cycling content, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support what we do.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

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    Episode 10 - Trainer Talk with Saris' Brian Turany

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 69:12


    Trainers and power meters play an essential role in virtual racing. We chatted with Saris' Brian Turany to learn more about how trainers and power meters work and how they affect output to programs like Zwift.  Follow Mike on Twitter at @mikeswart, Kevin at @theadkbh, and Zach at @TheShoeStar. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts and Spotify. 

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