Own Goal Podcast

After a long holiday break, the boys are back, and the vibes are bad. The boys recap all the hard hitting soccer news, analyze Europe's top leagues and the Champions League group stage, and the vibes are still so bad.

The boys return to preview the Champions League and consider the coconut. Then they take out their maps and protractors and dive into a little political geography

Doni dives into the pit of despair that is Manchester United while Eric pleasures himself to AC Milan's excellent start to the season. The dichotomy of good and evil.

The boys continue the summer of silly and preview the upcoming European soccer season, plus a surprise bald manager power ranking. Spoiler alert: Pep will never be number 1.

We are back (again)! The boys tackle all of the geo-political issues of our time: sportswashing, human rights violations, and FDR's New Deal. Plus the boys break down all the transfer rumors, and discuss the American Stallion in Milan.

After a 5 month sabbatical, the boys are back to discuss all things soccer, their dreams, and their nightmares.

The boys discuss the group stage thus far with one match remaining for each team, and set the stage for the USMNT's must win clash against Iran.

The boys are back to discuss all things World Cup, give their picks, and predict the World Cup winners.

After an emergency couples therapy session, the boys are back! It is time to put European club soccer in the rearview mirror with all eyes on the World Cup. In a special Star Spangled Awesome episode, the boys break down the USMNT roster and their Group B opponents.

Karim Benzema is crowned the best player in the world, apparently it is not okay to vape on the bench, and Own Goal Podcast's future is in jeopardy after the boys get into a heated debate about THAT Tomori red card...

Gates sends Tommy Tuchs to the Shadow Realm, Doni smiles when he says the words “Manchester United,” and the boys preview the Champions League.

Soccer is pain. There is no joy. There is no hope for a better tomorrow. Only the guarantee of more suffering.

The boys catch up on all the news, including major transfers, before previewing the upcoming club season. Soccer is back! (Almost)

After the skipping the Ownies in the strange 2020-21 season, the only awards that matter in soccer are back! Plus a recap of all the major transfers and rumors as we are deep into silly season.

Milan are Serie A Champ19ns again! The boys recap the end of the European soccer season, plus a new cuck has revealed himself, and Gareth Bale: Wales, Golf, Lana Rhodes. In that order.

The boys are back and so is Hot Guy of the Week. The boys dive into the electric Champions League action. Plus a recap of Europe's top leagues and a bold shake up to the Bald Manager Power Rankings.

We are back, baby!! And the boys are talking balls.

The boys are back to skim over Europe top five league's, recap the Champions League round of 16, and do a deep dive into all things USMNT with the end of qualifying looming large. God help us all.

The boys do not talk about the geo-complexities of post-Soviet Europe, do talk about the Russian soccer ban, and also analyze the UMSNT's latest setback, as well as all the European soccer action over the last few weeks.

The boys ignore the Europeans for once, with all eyes focused on team USA and the upcoming USMNT qualifiers.

The boys are back! After a long break, the boys ring in the new year with the happenings of the soccer world these last three months, review the horny soap opera that are the Icardis, and break down the Champions League Round of 16.

Doni yells at Eric, Hulk impregnates his niece, the boys recap the European club seasons, and preview the upcoming USMNT World Cup qualifiers

The boys recap a painful World Cup qualifying start for the USMNT, question the competency of MLSGregg, and Eric picks Fred to win the Ballon D'Or.

Didier DesCHUMP is insecure about his D as the boys recap a summer of international tournaments, plus a little USMNT talk, and the dread of a new campaign

The boys break down America's great triumph in the most prestigious international tournament: the CONCACAF Nations League. Plus the in depth Euros preview you didn't ask for, and maybe didn't want.

The boys recap Chelsea's Champions League win, wrap up the European club season, preview upcoming matches for the USMNT, and give just a little taste of the Euros.

Own Goal Reunion! In a special, in person episode, the boys recap Eric’s hot wing challenge, preview the all English Champions League final, and discuss the title and top four races in Europe’s top five leagues.

The boys break down the chaos of the short lived European Super League, as well as Roman orgy etiquette

The first ever Own Goal Derby comes to a spicy end, plus the boys recap USA’s Olympic failure and preview the Champions League quarter-finals.

The boys recap the first leg of a dramatic Own Goal Derby and introduce Doni’s favorite segment: Tuchel Time

The boys preview the historic and momentous Own Goal Derby, talk baseballs with JT and Jack Grealish, and take deep dives into Chelsea and Juventus.

The boys are back with a deconstructed episode, featuring Americans in Europe, league recaps, Champions League preview...and a recap of the Club World Cup??

New Year, Same Podcast (hot guys and the occasional soccer talk)

The guys dive deep inside the young USMNT, debate the top playmakers in the game, and while Eric is the primary host, Doni is the top host.

In between WAP talk, the boys recap all of the European leagues, preview the Champions League group stage, and declare their support for Gunnersaurous

Doni cucks Dean Smith, Pep needs a wet one for his face, and the usual dose of hot guys mixed with a bit of soccer

The boys recap all the latest transfer news, preview the major European leagues, and give you a healthy dose of hot guys with thiccc thighs.

Second Annual Award Show for the Hot Guy Podcast Disguised as a Soccer Podcast

The boys recap the incredible Champions League play from the round of 16 to the semi-finals, debate the most and least ideal sports to be played in the nude, and help a listener with complications of a phallic nature.

The guys discuss the exciting conclusions to the Premier League, La Liga, and Serie A (penultimate), preview the Champions League Round of 16, and drool over hot guys and lubed up arms.

The boys talk about Eric’s favorite topic: American youth, Doni’s favorite topic: Karim Benzema (justice4benz), and chat about some European hotties (all dudes)

The boys recap all the European action, and ponder what really happens at Neymar’s birthday parties...

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The boys talk a little soccer, but focus on racism.

The boys talk Bundesliga with CBS Sports soccer writer Roger Gonzalez

The boys discuss the cancelations of the Eredivisie and Uber Eats League, Eric's journey as a dog-dad, and Doni invents both wifi enabled sex toys and electric lawn mowers

The boys get hot & horny talking about Kyle Walker's sex party, the bald to win ratio of soccer managers, and fantasize about what could've been for the USMNT in 2014...

Soccer is canceled, so the boys thot it was a perfect time to bring back the pod!

Season 2 of Own Goal Podcast returns with all of your favorite soccer analysis like who is hot, who is thicc, and which host hates his club team more? All of this, and a bunch of other things you didn’t ask for!

First Annual Award Show for the Hot Guy Podcast Disguised as a Soccer Podcast

Doni is living his personal soccer hell, Eric hates MLS Gregg, and the boys discuss some slight cuckery.