Live audio from the bitcoin meetups in Raleigh North Carolina
Hard Pork - when someone says “well bitcoin has to hard fork any for 2106, therefor we should add….”
The code is not the protocol. Your subconscious knows this but your conscious doesn't. If the code was the protocol then crashing in 2106 would be the protocol. The protocol lives in us, not in the computer.
I forgot to upload this episode last week and I don't remember what we spoke about
After holding a microstrategy board room meeting where it's revealed that Saylor is a huge Raleigh Bitcoin fan, we shoot lasers into the asshole of Mercury to create gold
Bitcoin is the cure for financial cancer
I haven't read any of the sec stuff about the etf because I don't want to kill myself
Jared yesterday “So this idea isn't fully This idea is like going to Taco Bell at midnight ordering a chalupa with fire sauce then running barefoot through the woods to get home before your wife realizes you were gone
Plans for 2024 boy toy calendar of Bitcoin influencers. Pics must include height referential objects so we know how tall they are
If all the bitcoin meetups are branches off the same tree, the Raleigh meetup is the drunk golfer peeing on the roots of the tree.
A time traveler comes to tell us how to deal with the 2106 bug. Sponsored by quickcrete
Could someone sell utxos in a consignment shop as collectibles?
It might be smarter to be a secret bitcoiner but it's more fulfilling to be outspoken about it
There's been a breakthrough way to identify the true spot price of bitcoin. We now know that exchange prices are not spot prices. Also we now know why lawn care is fiat
In El Salvador there's a bitcoin classroom training 5,000 kids per month, in person! That's bigger than the biggest high schools in the US.
Division of labor should extend indefinitely. Only a company should pour water in your mouth. Alternatively, the most basic needs of society should remain decentralized
And why does Steve hate hearing people's “how I got into bitcoin” story
Great inventions come from people doing weird shit. You can't do weird shit with other peoples money. You can only do weird shit with your own savings. And in a fiat maxi world, you can only save if you have bitcoin
An investigation of BTFP, the banking transcendental butterfly program
Our meetup is like walking into the bar from Cheers, only the bar is in a prison
Sweat drips from the brow of American assembly line factory workers as they fill shipping containers full of debt to export around the world
Real bitcoiners restore their seed words in total darkness while wearing night vision goggles
The only bitcoin podcast that makes bitcoiners want to go back to fiat again
When engaging in price discovery, you should envision yourself as frontiersman with a machete cutting through the jungle looking for the price
Bitcoiners should remember the famous words of Shakespeare, "Be neither lender nor barber"
Am I the only one that places my Bitcoin node outside at night so it soak up the full moon energy and can heal from it's two week menstrual cycle pains?
Future bitcoin is obviously more valuable than current bitcoin, so the Raleigh Bitcoin Meetup is introducing a fork of the bitcoin core client called "Future Bitcoin." (technically a titanium spork, not a fork)
If a helicopter came to save people on the Titanic, they'd probably stay on the ship because helicopters would seem like alien technologyContact us: StraightSlurming (standard spelling) at gmail
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Satoshi rings the opening bell of the NYSE to announce a bitcoin ETF made from his coins
All cryptocurrencies are freaks in the sheets, but bitcoin is actually a lady in the streets
Self licking ice cream cones, how the NSA invented bitcoin, and moon walking with Einstein
If I had Twitter God mode, and my morals hung as low as my balls, I'd have scored way more bitcoin
We typically don't pay family members for favors. The same is true for close friends. Is money only for enemies?
Is bitcoin the least political, or the most political, thing in your life?
On the other hand it's nice to see you on the rim of the whirl-a-wish bitcoin vortex
When the people of Venezuela see their currency failing, do they see their stock market going down... or going up?
Memorize your seed words, and don't put them in your will, because Bitcoin is the currency of Heaven
"[Bitcoin] is a 'novus ordo seclorum' where truth, not authority, becomes the renewed source of legitimacy for all people everywhere" -Erik Cason
I'm the one who knows where all the bitcoins are at all times. I approve all bitcoin transactions in the world. My computer. In my living room.
Is Bitcoin the new aloof billionaire of society. Also why does Guy hate leaves.