Rated H

Finally, I hear you say! Or is that the voices in my head?Sincere apologies for the gap between episodes, but it is here now, so stop whining!Yes, another collection of YOUR best bits of the show.Thank you, again, for all you wonderful support over the years.Foxy Stoat!https.//376miles.substack.com

The last act of a desperate man? Or just some harmless fun?You decide!The Oujia Board of Horror presented for your listening pleasure.Smokey may also have some news for you too!The blog!376miles@substack.com

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on the 80's, Keith, fake bats and just how awesome Vincent Price is.Oh and on this episode? Something you may not have been expecting.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on peacocks, maggots, worms and moustaches.Oh and on this episode? Ben has the most wonderful excuse, as to why he was late to recording.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on Pontys, pools, colons and words.Oh and on this episode? The lads discover a way to converse, that no one else can understand.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on bats, wax, actors and littering.Oh and on this episode? Oooh, a surprise appearance from a certain Amicus obsessed friend.Please find Ben and Liz talk about football and so much more, here - 376miles.substack.com

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on asylums, dogs, evil trumpets and massive eyes.Oh and on this episode? Ben finally reveals what he thinks of YOU!

Happy New Year!As a little gift for the new year, we thought we would treat you lovely Rated H listeners, to an interview Smokey did with Ben, for their sister show, The House of Hammer.This was exclusively for House of Hammer Patrons and will only be availlable for a short time.If you want to hear even more, sign up at patreon.com/househammerpodThank you all for your wonderful support.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific Christmas journey.Hear their opinions on the lack of Michael Keaton, surpising physics and carrots in the freezer.Oh and on this episode? The lads are just full of Christmas cheer...are they bollocks.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on cows, infant animals, the part of the body you definitley don't want a prawn and Bovril.Oh and on this episode? Ben questions some of his life choices.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on sage, ouija boards, Halloween movies and annoying motorcyclists.Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey come up with the idea for the greatest horror film...ever.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.But this time, they're dragging someone else along.It's the wonderful and lovely Zach Eastman from the Yesteryear Ballyhoo Review!Hear their opinions on moths, swearing, spud guns and set piece let-downs.Oh and on this episode? Ben squeezes in the most subtle reference to Beverly Hills Cop 2. Ever.See if you can spot it!

Oh yes, it's that time of year, again!Time for another wonderful trip through the Rated H archives.On this episode, it's the main reviews from episodes 17, 18 & 19.Eyes Without a Face, Tower of Evil and Funny Games.But, can we all just marvel at Ben's French language skills?

Ben and Smoky take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on teenage serial killers, catapults and missed ventriloquist opportunities.Oh and on this episode? Ben gets angry...very angry.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on possessed Phil Collins, beaver teeth and woke horror.Oh and on this episode? We discover that Ben had no fun when he was a teen. Whatsoever.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on Bruce Springsteen, Naval aspirations and being let down.Oh and on this episode? The world record for asides is broken...surely?!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey!Hear their opnions on magnet fishing (yes, really), McDonalds and too much make-up.Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey manage to argue, whilst actually agreeing on the same thing. It's a joy to behold.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrifc journey.Hear their opinions on masks, telephones, different times and unnecessary killings.Oh and on this episode? The lads realise that they may be getting old.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.So here it is, Merry Maudmas, everybody's having fun...kinda!Finally, the clash of the titans, who shall reign supreme?Hear the lads opnions on Scarborough, religion (God help us) and differing opnions.Oh and on this episode? Ben & Smokey promise to be respectful to each other...it doesn't last.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Surprise! It's an episode for Halloween! It's like they do this stuff on purpose.Hear the lads opinions on bongos, Anneka Rice and laughing so hard you lose control of bodily functions.Oh and on this episode? Ben confirms his status as king of the aside.

You thought he was gone for good, didn't you?! Well, that was silly, wasn't it?The Crisp sensation is here again, milking it for all it's worth.Broadcast 25/10/2022 on Steve & Karen's Breakfast Show on Metro Radio.Don't forget to subscribe to the new feed for Rated H, for all new shows, from here on.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on weaponising cats, the need for more horror and what it takes to truly be a 'top fan'.Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a truly remarkable declaration.

Yes! We hear you shout. It's time for another soul crushing sell-out from the Rated H lads!! Woo-hoo!The feature presentations from episodes 12, 14 & 15. The New York Ripper, The Craft and Sinister.Revisit such classic moments as Ben being really uncomfortable, Smokey being really pervy and both of them giggling, a lot.Not much changes really, does it?

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on mosquitos, dogs, cats and moths.Oh and on this episode? Ben is cursed by a pigeon and Smokey is cursed by a chair.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on horror porn, torture porn, what sounds like sex and what doesn't and head cheese.Oh and on this episode? Something occurs, that hasn't happened in a loooonng time.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging TWO people along!It's their glorious co-hosts from The House of Hammer podcast, Adam Roche and Cev Moore.Once all the raw magnetism has died down, you can hear the lads express their opinions on windows, cows and unnecessary jobs.Oh and on this episode? Ben has his head in his hands...again.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on football (sorry), overcoming stereotypes and further uses of a lawnmower.Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey realise, they really need to watch more horror.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on going back on your word, giving things a bye and discovering that spirits can have terrible memory's.Oh and on this episode? Ben finishes the episode rather uncomfortably and for once...it's not Smokey's fault!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along! It's Scott, from the wonderful Stinking Pause, Rainbow Valley, Talking Pictures and Reel Britannia podcasts!Hear their opinions on the value of a good hiding corner, inverted triangles and uncomfortable sex scenes.Oh and on this episode? Ben's head seems to live in his hands.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on forgetting how to speak, forgetting how to use a phone and forgetting...everything.Oh and this episode? The lads anoint the first ever King of Rated H!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on revisiting an old friend, why old is just really not good and that when you're very old, you grown an extra head...or two.Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a charitable faux pas.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on saints, creepy dolls (again) and blowing their own trumpets.Oh and this episode? Ben decides to break the world record for the most amount of asides ever. On a podcast. Ever.

Well, it's that time of year again, don't pretend you haven't all been waiting for it. Yep, it's a clip show!The feature presentation reviews from episodes 7, 10 and 11. A Nightmare on Elm Street, Body Bags and Tusk.Has much changed since those halcyon days? Have we grown and matured since then?Nope. We still talk bollocks and swear a lot.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on uncomfortable viewing, disturbing pizzas and scary weapons.Oh and on this episode? Ben strikes gold, with an idea for a new podcast.

Ben brings you a sneak peek of the new venture from your Rated H hosts and some distinguished chums.Twitter - @househammerpodEmail - shout@houseofhammerpodcast.com

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along! It's Tom, returning guest and host of the fabulous Anywhere But Here and Banned Biographies podcasts.Hear their opinions on punks, space and health and safety nightmares.Oh and this episode? Does everyone get interrupted by a cat?!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on bumps in the night, Scarborough, the least sexy sex and how to be oh so wrong.Oh and on this episode? Ben's mind gets lost. If found, please return to its rightful owner.

It wouldn't be fair to only give you half the story. So here is the mouth watering conclusion to the tale, of how one man went from humble beginnings, to crisp superstardom.Broadcast 01/03/2021 on Mid-Morning on BBC Radio Tees with Gary Philipson.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on crisps, dolls, crisps, babysitters and corn based snacks.Oh and on this episode? Ben takes time away from being an internet sensation to become slightly uncomfortable.

He's only gone and done it again, Ben has got himself on the radio.This time, even more people can hear his descent into complete madness.Broadcast 08/02/2021 on Mid-Morning on BBC Radio Tees with Gary Philipson.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on oral trauma, aural trauma and bovine trauma.Oh and on this episode? Something really should've been edited out...but wasn't.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on wife beaters, how to have a Christmas spirit and getting a little soppy.Oh and on this episode? Ben takes us down memory lane, again...and its awesome!

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on literary classics, not so classic literature and how not to fill a film with unnecessary plot lines.Oh and on this episode? Ben tries to convince us all, he's a podcaster and not a serial killer.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Not what was planned, but we felt you deserved something special.For one time only, we bring back an old favourite.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on scuttling, haircuts and the ability to hold a camera steady.Oh and on this episode? The boys realise just how handy their GCSE French really is.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on seaweed, holes, VVitches and the correct term for a spinny clothes dryer thing.Oh and on this episode? Smokey gets angry...or SMangry...if you will.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear the opinions on activities for teenage girls, what to do when your friend dies and why we all need to be better prepared.Oh and on this episode? The boys discover what sexism and misogyny really is.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on oddness, the merits of headphones and aflame animals.Oh and this episode? Smokey wants a little chat with a certain Mr J Christ...or a legend of British light entertainment.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on soul suckers, bedlam at bath time and opening a beer while trying to finish a sentence.Oh and this episode? The lads get rather uncomfortable.

Not content with being a mere podcasting legend, Ben also has to grab an extra 15 seconds of fame on national radio. Broadcast 05/06/2020 on The Ken Bruce Show on BBC Radio 2.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey.Hear their opinions on the difference between a homage and a rip-off, the correct usage of power tools and why absolutely anyone can be classed as a douche.Oh and on this episode? Ben gets toasty and gets offered a toastie.