Soberless Thoughts

Alex and Mike invite on John "Big Juice" Clark and Cousin Donnie for an in-depth discussion on the Cincinnati Bengals 2024 NFL season and where we all think things will end up.

Alex and Mike invite on a special guest all the way from the sunny state of California. The Bourbon Vixen herself! Lots of bourbon talk in this one as you might suspect. If you want to follow all the amazing things that The Bourbon Vixen is doing just go follow her on Instagram @bourbon_vixen

Mike invites back the Broken Hinge crew of Zac Wicks, Adam Rodriguez and Michael Redacted for an in-depth look at the failed Trump assassination and what we may have to look forward to leading up to this year's election. The Broken Hinge part one link https://open.spotify.com/episode/2IGZ90PT6ihK3zbiIV9HJ9?si=ce78adfa65a146c5 The Broken Hinge part two link https://open.spotify.com/episode/6E76BGlNJyyFQo4hMMAcH2?si=9ffb724b9cd44083

Alex and Mike celebrate their 5-year anniversary of the podcast. Lots of great music, hilarious jokes and you might find out more about these two guys than you ever cared to know.

Alex and Mike talk about what might have really happened that ended the Industrial Revolution. It just might go somewhere that you don't expect.

Mike invites on guest Mandy Maria and two special cohosts Eddie Cupid and Katie Boots this week while Alex handles a couple family emergencies. Mandy Maria is a self-described "Rocktender, Published Model & Traveling Bartender". She's also currently the favorite girl behind the bar at the Salty Goat Saloon at Panama City Beach Florida. You can find Mandy on Instagram at @rebelbaybee_official

Alex and Mike talk about unwilling threesomes, the immortal water bears, why every drunk guy is named Timmy and much more in this amazing summertime episode of Soberless Thoughts.

Alex and Mike ponder over the 20 Year Curse and how real it just might be. Also, how could it possibly affect this year's presidential election.

Alex and Mike talk about a little different perspective of the bible than you might be used to. Also, there's some dolphin love conversation towards the end that might not be related in any way. Or maybe it is?

Alex was abducted by aliens this week, so Mike took the reins and welcomed two amazing guests. One is known as the bearded man from Southern Ohio, a truther and critical thinker Justin Tabaja, and the other was our very own spiritual liaison to the higher side Michael Redacted. We come with the receipts. https://x.com/hodgetwins/status/1792767908726362624?s=46&t=1ieG3_y6o_q77UfFTGYpeA https://x.com/wallstreetapes/status/1792759979247845500?s=46&t=1ieG3_y6o_q77UfFTGYpeA https://www.globalresearch.ca/cult-globalism-great-reset-final-solution-useless-people/5784969 https://www.globalresearch.ca/the-covid-19-endgame-global-governance-digital-tyranny-and-the-depopulation-agenda/5788301 https://www.opensecrets.org/news/reports/a-decade-under-citizens-united https://www.historyskills.com/classroom/modern-history/balfour-declaration/ https://goldseek.com/article/understanding-roosevelts-1933-gold-confiscation https://www.cobdencentre.org/2021/08/the-crime-of-71-when-nixon-ended-the-dollars-last-connection-to-gold/ https://www.investopedia.com/inflation-rate-by-year-7253832 https://www.enotes.com/topics/gerald-fords-presidency/questions/why-was-gerald-ford-picked-to-be-vice-president-1832697 https://www.wsj.com/world/china/in-china-henry-kissinger-was-the-ultimate-door-opener-043254ff

Alex and Mike invite a very special guest to the podcast, stand-up comedian and cohost of The Obtuse Angles Podcast, the hilarious Jeremy Sutherland. You can listen to The Obtuse Angles Podcast on Spotify here... https://open.spotify.com/show/6QnmkeeYrLt5uDdz2QQy0y?si=e2468b20cfc4458a

Alex and Mike invite on the darling of the Lexington KY comedy scene, the magnificent Rebecca Sanders.

Alex and Mike talk about how in certain cases Bigfoot is actually the best suspect when it comes to motive and opportunity.

Alex and Mike invite over Mike's next door neighbor Jake to talk about something that we're all very passionate about, HOME BREWING!

Alex and Mike take you to class in this classic episode of Soberless Thoughts where you have the pleasure of learning all there is to know about the FART.

Alex and Mike sit down on the back deck to share a bottle of Very Old Barton with the amazing Big Juice and talk about Alex's favorite topic... sports. But this time with a little bit of a twist to it.

Alex and Mike invite Tori Meeker, a veteran bartender from Cincinnati, to discuss all things 'BAR ETIQUETTE'. Basically, a long list of things NOT to do the next time you head out for deliciously tall pint. For the full uncensored version of this episode, visit our rumble page at https://rumble.com/v4q3mon-bar-etiquette-with-tori-meeker.html

Alex and Mike sit down with the hilarious Andy Roos in the Blue Room to drink an ungodly amount of beer and reminisce about the good times.

Alex and Mike have special guest Michael Rimer on the podcast to pour some blacktop over those pesky plot holes in the Bible.

Alex and Mike are joined by the girl who introduced them to the ultimate mind break that was the film Rubber, the almighty and powerful Katie Durham. In this episode there's a lot of discussion about forging new friendships and how awkward that can be as an adult.

Alex and Mike talk about a couple of scary situations they found themselves in, one envolving a wax figure and the other in a sketchy trailer park. Then in the main meat of the episode Mike tells Alex about ten different things that have been perplexing his brain while boozing.

Alex and Mike talk about LUCK and how we perceive it in society, enjoy some sweet St. Patrick's Day tunes, and all that while drinking the almighty Guinness Pint.

Alex and Mike dive deep into the death of a Hollywood legend, the amazing Marilyn Monroe. Was it really and accidental overdose on sleeping pills, was it intentional suicide, or were things a little more nefarious? Full credit to Julia from the Cosmic Peach podcast who was the inspiration for this topic.

Alex and Mike celebrate episode number 200 of the podcast!

Alex and Mike have a relaxed fit episode in which they play a friendly game of would you rather.

Eddie Cupid is back just in time for Valentine's Day, because of course he is! Come along on another ride of relationship and life advice given in only a way a true LOVE GURU can give it.

Alex and Mike talk about how professional sports are potentially rigged, how that relates to sports betting, and just what is really going on with all the Taylor Swift hype.

Alex and Mike invite DaRealBigJuice from the NATIGUYS gaming channel onto the podcast to talk about classic old school video games.

Alex and Mike think about the conspiracies surrounding the life and death of Elvis Aron Presley, THE KING OF ROCK N ROLL.

Alex and Mike try to make each other laugh with horrible dad jokes, and then the conversation dissolves into self-love, as it should.

Alex and Mike are back finally after taking a long break over the holidays.

Alex and Mike are back with another episode! What is this one about... well Mike talks about his new diet and how fat he is, which leads to further conversation revolved around Cheese and those who cuck said cheese.

Alex and Mike bring you one of the scariest encounters they've ever had to deal with while recording an episode of the podcast. Oh, and they also talk about how to survive a chupacabra.

Alex and Mike give you 10 steps on how to survive an encounter with a Succubus... BUT WAIT THAT'S NOT ALL!!! You'll also be given 10 additional steps on how to survive an encounter with an Incubus. That's double the steps, double the amount of fun!

Alex with full audio this time, talks us through the best ways of surviving an encounter with Camp Crystal Lake's most infamous little camper, Jason Voorhees.

Welcome to October, and by October we mean our annual How to Survive series. This week's episode Mike gives you all the signs to recognize a haunted doll in your home. Then, how to survive that haunted doll. Editor's note: About 20 minutes into the episode, Alex's microphone breaks and from that point on he is nearly impossible to hear. As a result, much of this episode has been cut short, yet you still get the important details on how to survive that haunted doll.

Alex and Mike are back talking about Miami Vice, Band Names, Perception of Reality, creative writing, aliens are real, Benjamin Franklin is a serial killer, the habit of two sleeps, BBC, insomnia, dad fantasies, lucid dreaming, horror movies, the afterlife, our first dogs, animal dicks, the science of nuts, the dixie line, pet foxes and much more.

Alex and Mike tell the story of Doc Ellis and his no hitter way back in the day. 

Alex and Mike talk about lactose intolerance and estrogen filled drinks. Also, lots of discussion about ladies' restrooms, Buc-ee's restrooms, and dick doodling. Finally, the conversation leads to dating flaws, kayaking the Grand Canyon, our new favorite conspiracy... cat people vs lizard people!

Alex and Mike talk about change jars, bar co-workers, lizard people, beauty standards, butt implants, political jokes, Keltic fest, Indian Bicep Injections, pill heads, Spotify playlists, inappropriate dinnerware, religious customers and then they mention Rick Rubin.

Alex and Mike talk about the immortal or possible vampire that is or was but probable is The Count of St. Germain.

Alex and Mike celebrate their 4 year anniversary of Soberless Thoughts.

Alex and Mike invite a special guest on to the episode to talk about Nostradamus and give future predictions.

Alex and Mike fly over the only time the US Gov has dropped bombs on it's own civilians. We're talking about the battle of Blair Mountain, The Blair Mountain Bombing.

Alex and Mike plan out their pipe dream of what the ultimate beerfest challenge would be. Also Christina doing Dirrty (only available on Spotify) and a small tribute to the legendary Jerry springer.

Grab yourself a tasty gay beer and deep throat that bottle till every last drop is swallowed down your beautiful gullet.

Alex and Mike bring you a video only exclusive! A viewing of one of the craziest western movies we've ever seen, Bone Tomahawk. You can find and watch the movie for free on Tubi. Hope you enjoy our commentary throughout the film.

Alex and Mike are back from an extended vacation with a brand new episode of Soberless Thoughts! This week the guys talk about what's been going on with life and then get into the paradox that is modern classic rock.

Alex and Mike talk conspiracies that apparently Alex has never heard of.

Alex and Mike go over 20 songs that, when you pay close attention to the lyrics, you discover the true meaning of song. They're Stalker Songs!

Open your mouth like a hungry girl in a hibachi restaurant ready to take a shrimp to the face! The Love Guru is here from round two of the best love advice show on the internet. Sit back and relax while Eddie Cupid fills you up till is words of wisdom and dripping out of you.