Straight People Movies

It's our 100th episode, we're doing literally whatever we want, who cares! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/str8pplmovies/support

Headed down to the Sherwin-Williams for a snack, y'all need anything? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/str8pplmovies/support

If we were a tacky gay podcast we would make the episode description "If you build it, they will cum" but we're not tacky. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/str8pplmovies/support

This song will change your life *proceeds to play "Play by Play" by Autre Ne Veut* --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/str8pplmovies/support

Recorded live from the assassin hotel whose name Dylan didn't bother looking up before writing this joke. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/str8pplmovies/support

You will NEVER catch us closing our eyes OR falling asleep. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/str8pplmovies/support

Sorry for the delay, we had to drop something off at Mount Doom and that took longer than expected. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Just gonna move this stool out of the way real quick gimme a second. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Straight People Movies or (The Unexpected Virtue of Internalized Homophobia) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Gladiator? Yeah I'm Glad He Ate Her, her being me, Dyl- *Dylan was pulled off stage by a large hook* --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

This happened to us. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Recorded live from a pit under a car. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Why don't you come over here and crouch on my tiger, hidden dragon? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Come with us if you want to slay. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

This week, we think about the red dress. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

*Jojo Leave voice* Get out (Knives!), right now. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

This movie is straight just watch it and try to convince us it's gay. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Saving Private Ryan? Oh honey we'd rather Save Ryan's Privates. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

This week's episode is a parody of Straight People Movies --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

All work and no play make Kirk and Dylan very gay boys. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

It's so cool that Marcia Gay Harden won an Oscar for The Mist don't look it up. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

This week we decided to talk about a movie with a title so generic because we refuse to grow our audience. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Alexa play my favorite P!nk song featuring Steven Tyler. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Don't worry darling?? Don't ever tell me what to do, I'm going to worry extra hard now. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Wait, so if Kirk and Dylan have been in the front this whole time, who did I just...in the bathroom???? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

This week we're talking Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and not Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, the movie Dylan kept saying in their head every they tried to remember which movie we were watching this week. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

¡Uno...dos...tres...catorce! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

This week the Gays watched every straight person on Twitter's favorite movie, Heat! Finally the spell has been broken and we are finally heterosexual. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Kirk and Dylan went to a Zoltar and wished they were big, and the next day they woke up as Las Culturistas. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

In honor of this week's episode, we're rebranding as Str8 People Movies. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Show me the homosexuals! With guest Mase Kerwick --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Put on your raincoat, put on your favorite Phil Collins album, and grab an axe, it's a new episode of Straight People Movies! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

This week instead of an episode, we recorded an ASMR podcast of us each eating 50 hard-boiled eggs. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Note: We recorded this episode in the pouring rain after taking a canoe ride to admire some ducks. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Unfortunately we have been Joker-pilled. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

America! Fuck no! This week we watched the naughty puppet movie by the South Park dudes, and you'll never guess what we thought of it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Dylan and Kirk are back from Barcelona, so we had to talk about the wettest, hottest, and most American movie in the world! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

This week we're doing something a little different and drafting ourselves! Taking a queue from sports (!), we're drafting the perfect episode of SPM from the past episodes we've done. It's a rowdy time and yes, there is a lot of yelling and no, it's not about the movie you're thinking of.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Laura Dern? Laura Dern. Laura Dern...Laura Dern. Laura; Dern. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

This week the gays are joined by one of our favorite returning guests Kyle Romero as we ride into the Danger Zone aka the lighthouse in Annihilation. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

We just won an Austin Chronicle Critics prize, so naturally we decided to do an episode on a divisive movie that no one has seen, Men!! Alex Garland's long awaited follow-up to Annihilation, Men is, well let's just say unforgettable. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Always look on the bright side of life *whistle* (Yes I know that's a different movie, the music in this one isn't as good as Life of Brian) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

We did it. Marvel Mamma is over We are never talking about another Marvel movies as long as we live. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Marvel Mamma, a series we decided to do under our own volition, is taking a toll. We are nearing the end of our sanity. Soon we'll be talking about the red dress. Save us from this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Siri play Endgame by Taylor Swift from her incredibly underrated masterpiece Reputation. This week The Gays watched Avengers: Endgame as part of our MARVEL MAMMA series. And if you can't tell, we were maybe a little bored. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Week 2 of MARVEL MAMMA!!! This week we're talking about the Boy Scout himself Captain America and his frenemy with a metal arm, The Winter Soldier! A 70's paranoid thriller-homage, this movie divided the hosts so much, one might say it's Straight People Movies: Civil War. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

In honor of the upcoming Doctor Strange and The Multiverse of Madness, we're launching our latest mini-series: MARVEL MAWMA! We've lost our everloving mind and are doing FIVE Marvel Movies in the upcoming weeks (as well as The Northman, this is our podcast not yours). We're kicking it off with the movie that more or less kicked off the Marvel Machine as we know it: 2012's The Avengers! We're ranking them by hotness, introducing a new rating scale, and doing our worst New York accents. Programming note: We are both homosexuals and refuse to learn anything about Marvel (our brains are too full from memorizing the script to Notes on a Scandal), so if we get anything about the MCU wrong, no we didn't. Another programming note: We're running a contest! Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or Spotify (five stars of course), and if we draw your name out of the wig, YOU get to choose a movie for us to cover. That's right, you!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Crying in the bathroom wearing nothing buy tighty-whities and taking slugs from a bottle of booze, what is this a Tuesday night???? This week we're joined by Nicolas Cage scholar and host of the upcoming podcast But It Matters to Me, Brian Bonnet!! In honor of the upcoming film The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, we're talking Mandy, the 2018 psychedelic revenge horror film that launched Mr. Cage's most interesting chapter in his career. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

This week we're tootin' and fartin' our way to a possible restraining order, that's right we're talking Swiss Army Man. The Daniels' newest film Everything Everywhere All At Once is out this week so we're talking their first film and all of the heterosexuality that goes along with it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

Here comes Straight People Movies/You're favorite podcasters/Here comes Straight People Movies/This ep we're talking bout the Cremaster (More specifically, the Cremaster Cycle, a series of 5 video installations by acclaimed artist and breaker of Bjork's heart Matthew Barney) Anyway we're talking Men in Black, the 1997 space comedy starring almost guaranteed Best Actor winner Will Smith. Also stick around for the end because we're announcing our very first contest for our fans omg. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support

In honor of The Batman, we're tackling one of our most requested movies, The Dark Knight! Christopher Nolan's magnum opus (Intersetllar people, sshhh) is a point of friction between the gays, but we settle on one thing: The Joke is 100% one of us if you catch our drift. We're rewriting the Oscars, we're regendering Alfred, and most importantly, we plant our flag on which Rachel is the best Rachel. **BEWARE SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE THE BATMAN** --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/str8pplmovies/support