Super Chillers

Roses are red, Violets are blue. It's about dang time for Super Chillers Season 2! Join Katie and Jeffrey for belated blathering about FEAR STREET: BROKEN HEARTS by R. L. Stine as @superchillers enters its second season. Pack your coolers for Hot Dog Summer, student bodies! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

New year, new mayhem! Katie & Jeffrey gaze into their crystal ball for January's episode on NIGHTMARE HALL: THE WIZARD (1993) by Diane Hoh, a missive from the cosmos full of Vinnie's pizza, football padding, crash diets, and debilitating cases of marshmallow knees. Heed the mystical musings of The Wizard-- head to your favorite podcast platform and listen to @super_chillers! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Jingle bells / Dead teens smell / Meat lock the stink away! Up on the housetop, the @super_chillers send you a season's greetings down the chimney in advance of your upcoming holiday commute. For December's episode, Katie and Jeffrey ho-ho-ho about Jo Gibson's SLAY BELLS (1994), a stocking stuffed full of faux animatronic Santas, horse sweat, mayo dip, and Granny's $2 pies. Is it naughty, nice, or a total dish? Stay up all night and keep your ears glued to the cookie plate to find out! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

As predictable as death, taxes, and limp little pieces of spaghetti, the @super_chillers are back for November's episode! Join Katie and Jeffrey for discussion of Richie Tankersley Cusick's HELP WANTED (1993), a novel of creepy smiles, seductive walks, fuzzy library slippers, and the great Hercules Diffenbach Swanson. If this podcast feels a little cold to you, well, that's simply nature's way of preparing you for the grave! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Is that a pimple on your chin or a blotch of certain death?? For the super-spooky month of October, Katie and Jeffrey join the Clue Crew by reading THE NANCY DREW FILES 41: SOMETHING TO HIDE (1989) by Carolyn Keene! Alongside gaining radiant, glowing skin, the @super_chillers also learn important life lessons like "maybe don't mix arsenic into your soda," "all it takes to fix a computer is a hammer," and "there are pros and cons to the boy you like being a serial poisoner." So, go ahead--stick your hand into our candy bowl and pull out this fun-sized, totally non-toxic audio treat! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

High school debate team rivals murdering each other indiscriminately? ✅ Shockingly gory violence for a 90s teen thriller? ✅ Medium speed snowmobile chases across a frozen lake? ✅ A gratuitous scene depicting a carful of teens driving all the way to another town to attend a Humphrey Bogart film festival? ✅ It must be September's book, RESOLVED: YOU'RE DEAD (1990), from the Horror High series by Nicholas Adams! Join us for sudden disembowelings, jiggling bowls of party gelatin, lightning hypotheses, big baby grumpuses, and Pee-Wee Herman raincheck strategies. E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Pour yourself a tall stein of raspberry lemonade and lay out a soggy beach towel with the @super_chillers by the cartoon waves under a pea-green summer sky: August's book, PARTY SUMMER (1991), the inaugural Fear Street Super Chiller, is a howling, slurping, ponytail-pulling, downright protoplasmic way to close out the sizzling season. We promise you'll be licking suntan lotion and chanting "PARTY SUMMER" like a mindless automaton quicker than Edward Fear can gulp down a bowl of clam chowder. E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Slather on your avocado and mayonnaise beauty glop, close your eyes, and take a meditative trip to Sweet Valley for July's @super_chillers episode on MURDER IN PARADISE (1995) by Francine Pascal! At Paradise Spa, you'll find unlimited salad and gazpacho, hunky troubled runaways, a matronly Cali Cryptkeeper, up to one corpse in the sauna, and absolutely no ice cream. You don't need to dial up INFOMAX to know you shouldn't miss this latest super-thrilling adventure with the Wakefield twins. And if you lose a few freckles in the process of becoming the template of loveliness, always remember: it stings because it's working. E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Noseride yonder wave into a frog splash and flush out your ear holes, Student Bodies-- it's a new @super_chillers episode for June! Katie and Jeffrey brave the waters and watermelons of THE SURFER (1995) by Linda Cargill. Along the way, they learn to appreciate the soulful eyes and cloven feet of pig dads, the eternal mystery of Bunsen burners, and the utility of breadcrumb pockets. This episode's got muscles and curves in all the right places, so get over your terminal case of sour grapes and listen in, you old grandma! It's the outside of too much! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

What's that very strong, important funniness hanging in the air? Now then! It's the @super_chillers of course, who have returned just in the nick of time to breathe in your face and put you under their wicked spell. For May, Katie and Jeffrey read Imogen Howe's FATAL ATTRACTION (1982), from the Twilight series. No, not our friend Stephenie's Twilight, the other one! The one Where Darkness Begins after a purple clock-faced man chimes. We hope you enjoy the thin gray soup of this one, which in about 70 minutes will snip off your pigtail as a party souvenir, fill your trick 'r' treat sack full of pennies, and put you through all of the initiation rites of The Lint Squad. Don't get mad, Student Bodies; just use blush-- and listen now! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Don't listen to the stories they tell you about Fear Street-- listen to this month's highly intriguing @super_chillers instead! Katie and Jeffrey toss aside the Spring issue of Sassy Magazine to devour unlucky number thirteen in R. L. Stine's Fear Street series, THE SECRET BEDROOM (1991). In this super-chilling tale, buckets of blood pour down from our ceiling, a khaki raincoat does the M3gan dance, and literal handfuls of salad are scooped off the ground and onto our trays (though sadly not by a dexterous raccoon). So, light up 800 scented candles, clutch your demonically glowing stuffed tiger, and stream it, ghouls! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Vroom vroom! Who is that interesting, unusual, and distinctively helmeted terror plowing their hog through crowds of co-eds? Why, it's THE BIKER (1995) by Diane Hoh, the 24th entry in Scholastic's Nightmare Hall series. February finds the @super_chillers battling bookstore shampoo inflation, Diary of Revenge mixtapes, and the ancient secrets of whirlpool healing. Katie and Jeffrey also maybe start a biker gang by the time all's through, so crabwalk, don't run, to your local podcast provider and give us a listen. We can feel it in our aching bones, folks--you'll pop a wheelie over this episode! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Avast! Hoist the mainsail! A whistle wind is darn tootin', and the @super_chillers aim to get swallowed by the surf. For January, Katie and Jeffrey stumble through the eerie fog and bump their noggins against DEVIL WIND (1983) by Laurie Bridges and Paul Alexander, an entry in the Dark Forces series of Christian-themed YA horror novels. Follow your hosts and a pair of wholesome, milk-fed teens as they learn about the various spiritual threats posed by warlocks, bikinis, and rusty whistles found in the dirt. Lay out on the beach of your favorite stinky cove, make yourself a sea sandwich, and let the Super Chillers guide your sacred memory through this Highly Haunted tale! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the Margo is SO MUCH MORE FRIGHTFUL. It's New Year's Eve, and what better way to celebrate than by being gutted by your leather-jacketed Evil Twins? The @super_chillers are prancing through the east coast snow all the way back to Sweet Valley, CA, for your dump-of-the-month: Francine Pascal's RETURN OF THE EVIL TWIN (1995), the follow-up super-shocker to last year's Christmas horrordays celebration, THE EVIL TWIN! We know what you're thinking: "Listening to a podcast on New Year's Eve? That's perverse!" But consider: four identical twins, menacing bedspread eyelets, overflowing glasses of peach tea, and all the foot long hot dogs you can upchuck onto the plush pink carpet over at the Sweet Valley Inn. May the holly jolly cemetery winds fill you with strength. E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Better late than nevampire! The @super_chillers return for November's episode-- in the first week of December! We once again get dumped by our moms in the steamy gothic underworld of Richie Tankersley Cusick with VAMPIRE (1991), a neckbiter novel in which little blood is spilt and zero is slurped. But what it does offer us is a belfry-full of gorgeous uncles, sentient fingers, suave swooping, flowing muscles, temporary trashcans, and too many boys to choose from. Did we love it or did it make us throw up jazz hands and cry out "bleh bleh bleh"? You'll just have to listen, of corpse! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Just in time for your Halloween cocktail party, it's episode 13 of @super_chillers ! Gather round the cauldron, kiddies, and hear the tale of a teen witch who will turn your kneecaps into burger meat with her shotgun and send you to hell to report back on the weather. Confused? Us too. We chat WITCH (1990) by Christopher Pike, a novel about how you should sacrifice your life to save your horniest friend because, hey, it's what your mom would have wanted. Pumpkinheads, big sides of beef, hot dog freaks, and classick Randys-- this one has it all. We think it's a really "neat" book. E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com       Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers      Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit      Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino      Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Spin that rotary dial to 976-THRIL, you yellow-gutted teen fiends! It's episode 12 of @super_chillers, and you're invited to dial in to the second-best and most affordable teen talk party line in town! Only 50 cents for the first minute and then 25 cents for the sixty three minutes that follow! With their oily voices, Katie and Jeffrey gab on about PARTY LINE (1989) by A. Bates to the point of driving their parents to financial ruin. How many hot dogs can a growing teenage boy consume? Is talking about laundried frogs on your first date a power move? Will Katie ever discover her jean-skirted spirit twin? All this and more will be addressed in September's episode for the low, low price of $16.25 ($37.27 adjusted for inflation). E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com      Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers     Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit     Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino     Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Thrills, chills, and all the hot dogs you can stomach! Slip on your dull blue muumuu, shimmy on down the boardwalk, and prepare to take a fateful ride on The Devil's Elbow roller coaster with the @super_chillers ! For August's episode, we read FUNHOUSE (1990) by Diane Hoh, a book full of elegant neon jumpsuits, baby-buying boardwalk moguls, ex-sisters, shredded tire jumpscares, and at least two primo roller derby names to choose from. We promise this podcast will be the last thing your feet ever touch! And though the next eighty minutes will teach you that you can DIE laughing, please note that you cannot hold us legally liable :) E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com     Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers    Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit    Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino    Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Grab your Mickey Mouse blanket and some sh-booming rap tunes, ya goners, and then shuffle on down to the beach! What's that winking at you in the distance? Is it...? Could it be...? It is! It's that foggy, time-warpin' BEACH HOUSE (1992) by R. L. Stine, a novel in which ol' R(aspberry) L(emonade) depantses us while bragging about how he totally knows who Vanilla Ice is. We've got sharks, friendship knives, fast and furious volleyball games, Halloween vampires, and enough Brylcreem to fashion you a hair helmet that offers protection from any driftwood attack. Pop into the weirdly roomy beach house closet for a quick smooch... and hop out into terror! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com    Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers   Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit   Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino   Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

a://LOG IN... AND NEVER LOG OUT AGAIN! The Super Chillers are back to provide you some extra RAM for the month of June. We .exe STALKER (1998), the fifth entry in Jordan Cray's DANGER.COM series of near-millennium technological terror tales, joined by our AIM buddy, Erica (@finalvalleygirl)! Over our 90 minutes of screen time, we take a trip to the computer store to check out the latest CD-ROMs, daydream about our cousin Hassie, take advantage of the $5.99 fried clam special at the Deva Winter Lookalike Contest, ponder the utility of steel wool and asbestos, dress up like radial tires, and elect Katie to the title of Little Miss Farm Machinery 2k22. Mind the woofburger alert and take the cool jump with us into DiGiTaL DaNgEr. TTFN!  E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com   Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Pucker up, student bodies! Super Chillers has returned for our first of two episodes in June, and this time we're whispering in your ear the three deadly words every Bay Area dentist hopes his darling angel never hears: GIMME A KISS. The GOAT Christopher Pike's 1988 novel of that name is our subject, and it's a terminal smooch you'll NEVER forget. Rest assured, while composing our meticulously hormone-fueled paper trail, we left no oxygen tank un-huffed. So gather 'round the punch fountain, teens, as we learn about How to Fake Your Own Death and Disgrace Your Classmates (Or Die Trying). E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com      Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers      Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit      Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino      Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Hut hut-- boo! Apply some raccoon eye, tuck your neck into your jersey, and spectrally float on down to the twenty yard line, fellow jocks: this month we read Barbara Steiner's THE PHANTOM (1993), a book full of football field smooshings, lentil soup birthday dinners, beach boogie exorcisms, and poisoned needles in the shoulder pads. After these next 76 minutes with the Super Chillers, you WILL believe a short king ghost can stand on an apple crate. Plus, we drop a bomb in the backseat of this episode, student bodies-- ya won't wanna miss it! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com     Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers     Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit     Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino     Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Turn down the dial on your Lion Jovi cassette and clutch your Bart Simpson telephone to your ear in horror, ya slug-eating puds: it's Super Chillers coming in hot through the speaker with our chat about THE ADMIRER (1994) by Debra Franklin. In this month's episode, you'll learn about how to style a boxy sweater vest around your sinewy frame, how to stew in your own rancid juices, how to finesse the honey out of a grumpy tree's bee-hole, and why there's no better celebrity impression to intimidate your murder victims with than John Wayne. It's all enough to make Slaughterhouse Salad of your Brain. Thanks to listener @xgraveyard_babyx for making this episode possible! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com    Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers    Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit    Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino    Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Grab your planchette and come bask in the buttery moonlight with Super Chillers as we conjure up Joan Lowery Nixon's Edgar Award-Winning THE SEANCE (1980). It's a tale of East Texan teen intrigue, stuffed full of gaunt wet blankets, candle-tipping, dead cats cemented into the walls, hex spells, gun-toting church ladies, basting spoon-related head trauma, and rattlesnakes lurking in the corpse-laden thicket. Edgar Allan Poe approved! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com   Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers   Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit   Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino   Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Bloody New Year, Daddy-Os. Super Chillers returns in 2022 to knock your lights out by reading Nicholas Pine's LIGHTS OUT (1993), the inaugural entry in the TERROR ACADEMY series. This one is full of squishings, crunchings, sizzlings, and outdated 1950s teen lingo. As we suffer sitting through prank-filled graduation ceremonies and the crowning of Miss Cream Cheese 1993, we ask: Who are The Potato Sisters? Do greaseballs have feelings? How precisely does one Bust a Burger? Is plagiarism worse than murder? Who quaffed Michael Myers's hair, and are they taking appointments? Katie and Jeffrey investigate all this and more with the aid of their trusty pocket computer, the Lockhart One Thousand, and a couple of microphones. E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

WRECK THE HALLS WITH BLOODY BODIES! We at Super Chillers send you our Season's Screamings by covering THE EVIL TWIN, the overstuffed 100th volume in Francine Pascal's teen soap opera juggernaut, Sweet Valley High. Take a slay ride with Katie and Jeffrey as we discover our latent twintuition, develop a fool-proof plan for successful doppelganging (hint: stabby stabby), organize a memorial dirt bike rally, reminisce fondly about Jungle Prom, and have the most depressing Christmas morning in all our 16 years stuck in the Sweet Valley timeloop. E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

TERROR IS ONLY THE BEGINNING! It's the second meeting of Super Chillers, and this month we're taking our first leisurely stroll down FEAR STREET. We're talking MISSING (1990) by R. L. Stine, a story of absent parents, cultish activity, and rhinestone-bedazzled monkey skulls. We ask: Why do Mom and Dad keep inviting handsome young men to board in their home? What makes one an archery freak, anyway? If a gigantic guinea pig eats your bean cans in the Fear Street Woods, and nobody's around to see it, did it really happen at all? Does this cult ever dry clean its bathrobes? And is "Hot Cross Buns" a bop? Pour yourself a bowl of cornflakes and Coca Cola, find a comfy seat, and listen as Katie and Jeffrey go missing. Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Whisper-quiet stalking suspense! Welcome to the inaugural meeting of Super Chillers, a retro YA horror novel podcast. On this month's episode we discuss the inimitable RTC's unabashed teen gothic, SILENT STALKER (1993), and ponder: What sizes do rats come in? Can you clean slime off a pair of Keds? How many twins is too many? Is it better to look or act like Heathcliff on the moors? Are Ren Faires technically a form of time travel? Listen for the answers to these queries and more as Katie and Jeffrey gab about this fine piece of spooky YA lit while simultaneously standing still and having knives thrown at their heads.  Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers  Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit  Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino  Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)