SWEET BUTT GUYS

We discuss the release of Pokemon Go, the craze that is sweeping the nation right now. Then, our heroes face the creature from the depths of the tower. Will they finally escape? Or will they finally turn upon each other? I know what we’re rooting for! Alternate titles: Allrighty | I put my hand up | Are we playing a dumb game? | We’re not going to murder Volst |.. Read More

Even by SBG standards, we get banter heavy. Diesel minute. Larp minute. Everyone wonders where their jackets went. And another rope is made… it goes as ropes tend to go. Alternate titles: It’s not gay if you rolled for it | Everyone have their pants on?

Watch out for spoilers in our semi-regular Game of Thrones minute. Someone dies. Alternate titles: The dreamcast | Someone put cinnamon on top of my dog | 50% of his arms are gone | Dead weight

A burning hallway, viscious transparent flying fish on fire from the inside, and team of pals. An arm is torn off in a fiery blaze, flame and blood drifting in the low grav. Alternate titles: Everyone is sad that the healer is dead | The rise of Super Wine

Our heroes venture into the oily deep, to face unknown terrors. Their strategy, as usual, revolves around trying to tie a decent rope.

John Travolta minute is edited out, and nothing of value is lost. Killing perdy goes… badly. We meet a murderous young gent, George O’Dowd, who now joins the guys center stage. A traitor is revealed to be among the squad. An oily gloom is faced.

A full hour of everybody trying to kill Perdy.

SBG Pokémon edition. The mystery of the poop on the pants is investigated, and elaborated on at length. Can our guardsmen escape, or will they be walled in with the horror? Friction among the squad increases. Alternate titles: Close the door, you’re letting all the warp energy out

We reminisce on days past. Sandwiches dreams of his love, who was definitely called Angelica. An Ork is chainsawed. The horrors of the red corridor crushes their sanity. Alternate titles: Clit damage

SBG catches up on current events… four years ago. And then straight into psychic phenomena! Alternate titles: Thaddeus team Jason | Thaddeus same flag | Left in an ork-ward position | Strenuous Simon

A secret is divulged. A red corridor is found. Poop is discussed. Alternate titles: Biscuit tin boys | The red X is definitely a warning… or a destination! | In for a space penny, in for a space pound

Our heroes enjoy some downtime – more or less. Pooping rolls are failed. Our heroes are given the opportunity to name their squad: The lampshades | Cactusmen | The acockaplease | Cool guys 11 | Radical cactusmen 20 | The shiny lightbulbs | Squad lampshades | Bunting crew | ETA cravers

We enjoy some important new minutes: Game of Thrones spoiler minute (lol), belly button minutePerdicles is stuck inside a mantrap… will the guys save him? Or accidentally shoot him in the head? Alternate titles: Good things come to those who are noble

Volst’s legs are trapped in the maw, while the vine that has gorged on the unwary guardsman is on the move. Meanwhile, has Perdicles finally pushed everyone too far? We muse on Sandwiches wife’s name: Pretty sure it’s Persephone. Alternate titles: Bigoted sergeant leads heroic troops | Worm time | The Emperor favours the nobleman | I’m sure it’s three or more syllables

Tension rises among the squad, as hierarchical differences raise their little head. We are faced with a selection of doors in the mysterious upper emporium… and who is this Rodriguez Stamina character anyway? Marvel as we throw some sand down a corridor, and end up in a jungle terror! Alternate titles: Don’t worry, I would have shot you

TW: Explicit sexual content Trapped inside the mysterious black box… how will they get back? The only way they know how. Outrageously.But more importantly, tune in for the scintillating backstory of Muscles Biscuit, the man who we’re here for. Alternate titles: That’s the worst one yet | Just trying to find a way to kill Purdie | We should probably conserve our urine| Definitely un-erect | I’m not that bothered.. Read More

Will they make it into the tower? Plasticite shatters, a screech fills the air, sand explodes into the air… Thaddeus officially introduces us to this seasons crew:Perdicles Morrisious Spencer the Third: Noble assholeBartley Trotter: Teaching everyone how to BartleyEloric: The man who knows what’s whatSandwiches Johnston: Just wants to get back to the love of his life… what was her name again? Magdalene?Muscles Biscuit: Last, but definitely not least

The guys try dig their way into the mysterious black tower while the ork attack intensifies. They also eat some stew. Alternate titles: We’ll try get it back on track next week

Everyone mucks around for ages sorting out carrying weight, while the DM nurses his hangover. Loved ones are remembered – and forgotten. Classic SBG ACTION! Alternate titles: They gave me some grenades | I was gonna shoot you guys | Orderly super wine | Angelica Ukelele

Join us for Episode 1 where the Sweet Butt Guys welcome a special guest, get introduced to Only War, create new characters, roll some dice, and, of course, heroically jack it and cry.

Everyone dies. See you next season!!

Everyone hangs out in bloody curdled milk and Harry might finally get to face his demon! Corruption for everybody, hurrah!

We start this session with everyone having bravely run down into the sewer (or bravely been thrown down), enemies on both sides, and one of their own attacking them in a mad frenzy. Could it get any worse? …so much worse!

And we’re straight into the action! For real real this time. Knees split open. Stimulants kick in. Heads are shot. Arms are melted. Max does his best.

No time to mourn the loss of another of Till’s precious followers, as it’s into the now gore filled sewage pipe to chase down the demon. The situation darkens as unknown assailants appear and… did they just throw grenades in here? Tink… tink.. tink.

No more messing around – except for a quick but always important argument minute, and the equally important blowing my nose minute – but then we’re straight back into the showdown with the demonhost!! And then someone starts drinking demon blood. Nice one.

Heaps of banter, heaps of minutes, and then straight into intense battle with the demonhost! Will injecting Sally with frenzon save the day? Probably not!

Zeta does some sweet drifties in the trusty Isuzu Elf 40k to try get in touch with Eisencop while the rest of the team follow the blood trail into the tunnels to try and find Till. Experience the dark touch of the taint of the warp. Musty.

We bid a tearfull-ish farewell to Till, and say hello to our new fully-fledged party member, Gaius Anderson! Kind of. Then it’s onwards and downwards as the party decides that everything went so well last time, why not chase the demon into the tunnels! Isuzu ELF 40k away!

Now that they’ve finally reached their goal, the top of the lofty landing platform, crowded with psychers and muscle waiting for the mysterious shipment, how will our favorite guys fuck it up? Will disaster ensue? Or, more appropriately, what, when and how much disaster will ensue?? Tune in and find out!! SPOILER: Everything explodes, everyone goes insane, and we take it from there. Someone dies. Classic SBG

So many minutes! Sports minute, Danny’s mum minute, cut from the show minute… did you miss our pointless intro banter? No? Tough luck! After that we pick up the most unlikely follower yet, hard as it is to believe, and the team actually makes their way to intercept the artifact shipment in their trusty little Isuzu Elf 40,000!

The adventure continues as the guys split up and explore the office complex to meet the Gaiuses. Nail biting elevator riding! Mind bending office floor navigation! Gut wrenching location descriptions! I don’t know if I’m selling this, but trust me, it’s good. Splitting up is always good. Then someone has an accident in an elevator, various vehicles are hijacked, another follower is forgotten (sorry again Gary), and yet another is gained, again – welcome.. Read More

The Sweet Butt Guys spend 20 minutes getting directions. A new record, good job everyone! But they finally make it to the Brothel and Commercial district, where they spend another… little bit… trying to Find Gaius Anderson. Or was it Gaius Antishin? Who cares, am I right? Meanwhile the team picks up yet another follower, more or less, while others are forgotten. Sorry Davey.

This episode is dedicated to Gary, who we hold in remembrance this episode. There was nothing anyone could have done.

The guys have really been getting their banter down as of late, so join the sweet butt guys for their new minute… poop minute? Well, to be honest, more than just a minute. You have been warned. You will be rewarded for your patience however as the team, lead by the enlightened Max, enter a secret network of underground tunnels, trying to make it to the port to intercept a shipment.. Read More

Wherein we’re all dazzled by another amazing display of character naming prowess from our illustrious DM (prepare to take notes, friends), and then our heroes reap their rewards – namely addiction rolls for everyone. Congratulations! And then finally, what we’ve all been waiting for, interrogation time! And how’s our little buddy Max going to do with only one leg?? Hopefully we’ll all get to experience some riveting workplace accident report sheet roleplay, but.. Read More

After a combat heavy episode, we launch into a banter heavy episode! It’s been a while since we last played so after Dave bites off more tofu burger than he can chew, we dredge up some past regrets (more specifically, Chris’ regrets), and try remember who’s dead, who’s on fire and who’s frenzied, we finally jump back into the action! Will our heroes escape the burning inferno to smell once.. Read More

Wherein DM Dad lays down the law and Danny almost starves to death. After that, we play a roleplaying game and the butt guys continue their epic factory battle after last episodes psychic onslaught, shots are fired, people and things are catch fire, and we discover why Frenzon is one hell of a drug.

Finally, what you’re all waiting for, kitchen minute! After that our team sets up their ambush in the abandoned manufactorum, ready to implement their usual strategy of failed deception rolls, slamming back a pile of drugs and causing some serious psychic phenomena. Sit back and enjoy the ride!

Welcome to the team Max! I bet you never dreamed you’d end up working for these space assholes, but here you are, making the most of it, climbing that corporate ladder, living the dream! I’m sure all our viewers will join me in wishing you all the best and wishing that the guys don’t send you to find mines and traps and wishing that the guys don’t slip you stim and frenzon.. Read More

Things are heating up as our heroes continue their saga of taking the space-train, and eventually manage to catch one. Good job guys! They also find some drug dealer scumbags, some scumbags get wasted – and a new scumbag joins the team!

The guys decide to ‘tone it down a bit’, Harry interrogates a scumbag, and then someones head gets blown off.

Our heroes engage in their first combat session as Space Cops, and a few scumbags get wasted. I’m sure it’ll be fine.

The guys take the space bus and Harry buys some Lho-sticks. Don’t miss it!

Things escalate quickly as our heroes get toe deep into their first adventure and they’re passing out and blood and poo is everywhere. Eisencop doesn’t pick up when they call for help, probably not for the last time, so they’re going to have to figure out for themselves what to do with the mysteriiooouuus artifact they’ve picked up, not to mention the bodies. Of course the guys leave voice messages anyway, just in case.

Straight into a new season of SBG – Space Cops! With heroes playing a rag-tag band of Inquisitorial Space Co… ps. Our saucy yet serious DM kicks things off with some tough role-playing decisions, mainly involving cookies, we get to meet the mysterious Inquisitor Eisenco… p. Does the gang make a good first impression? Obviously not – but tune in to find out just how bad!

Welcome to the feature length season finale of Dungeons and Dangerzones! Will our heroes live happily ever after? Or is it game over? Or both?

New segments reach a critical mass this week as we have 6 Sweet Butt minutes in just two and half minutes! Now that’s efficiency. After a brief recap Spring and Salamander resume their battle with the  cult wizard. It goes about as well as you’d expect. Then the gang meets up to see if they can get out of this alive.

It’s Sweet Butt News Minute! Then, we re-join our heroes in the egg cave, with Nam and Spring about to be eaten by a ferocious tentacled beast! Can the Serious Squad turn this around? A surprising development changes the game, and then matters progress rather quickly… RIP Dudley.

An extended intro for your pleasure this week, including the newest old news and pop music! Pop music that the editing goblin should maybe have cut? But let’s roll that die, what are the chances of being caught for that? Then our heroes cleverly frustrate the DM by talking about statistical chances some more. New weapons are handed out and the Serious Squad tackle the dragon eggs. What are the chances???

After a Sweet Butt Joke minute, we recap through song and learn about geology, as usual. Meanwhile our heroes have reached the eggs, but will it be easy to destroy them? Probably not. Plus, the mystery of Mist’s gender revealed!