Talking Schmidt Podcast

America's couple is no more and it is a national tragedy. Plus best house holding cleaning items to inject is discussed.

Cuonzo missed all 3 recruits his Mizzou career was depending on. I break down where "Shot Bar/10 Below" belongs in college bar history, Jim Edmonds is the worst person in St. Louis, and will I look like Eric Decker if I start wearing a headband.

Hopefully you're listening to this week's episode on Spotify! This week's state of the union provides a eulogy for the Battlehawks and breaks down the dog naming process (4:15-9:30). Asking Schmidt covers hair care during quarantine, Bachelorette strategies and this week's godforsaken social media trend.

I give a state of the union in quarantine to kick things off as well as rip apart current social media trends(2:30-12:55). Asking Schmidt is loaded, with Tiger King content (15:45-22:05), worst Rams losses, and how to handle a DM scandal.

Every bet under the sun is covered in this special edition of TSP.

A broken man gives a state of the union on his beloved alma mater's abysmal athletic department.

Episode starts with a quick life update, followed by my GLOWING review of "Wake Up" the documentary put together by our friends over at Project Wake Up (4:00-11:15). Alex Schiffer once again joins me to preview the upcoming Mizzou football season. Topics rate from being 8-0 going to Athens, to the bowl ban, to Barstool Sports appearing at fall camp, to the new Tiger statue outside the south end zone (11:30-51:00).This is followed by a Mizzou football centric Asking Schmidt.

3:00-15:00--6 Columns: Breaking down the best 6 lines from the bagel boss incident 15:40-22:40--Blues Fan Dan: I claim my credit for the Blues Stanley Cup victory 23:00-31:00--Beef of the Week: Why does everyone care so much about Colin Kaepernick and a limited edition Nike shoe? 31:00-41:30--Tales from the Weekend: How to survive a 4-day weekend, and are you drinking Whiteclaw this summer?

The Wayne Schmidt episode of TSP features a sentimental recap of Tiger's Masters victory (1:30-7:30), a frank discussion on where each character is through one episode of GOT (7:30-17:55), a lay man's break down of Blues/Jets and NHL playoffs overall (18:00-24:30), and a triple serving of Asking Schmidt (24:40-40:40).

Bonus Episode- STL Bagels & Sweet Sixteen Preview by Daniel Schmidt

Mardi Gras recap 2:00-15:00. Colton jumped the fence 15:00-28:00. Dating around review 28:00-36:00. Blues fan Dan 37:00-43:00. Asking Schmidt 43:00-end.

I dance on the grave of the 2018-2019 Rams, a team that will forever be remembered as the team that lost the most boring Super Bowl of all time (1:15-10:15). Mizzou, Jim Sterk, Barry Odom and myself all prepare for war in the aftermath of the outrageous NCAA sanctions the university received (10:25-22:30).

The official gambling partner of TSP, Dom Caponi, joins me to talk Super Bowl bets (1:40-42:00). I verbally assault Kris Bryant for his St. Louis comments in this week's BFIB segment (42:10-50:10). We prepare for the apocalypse that is Super Bowl 53 in Satan & Friends (50:20-1:08:30). Asking Schmidt wraps up with a potential trade of Yadier Molina for the Holy Trinity (1:08:40-1:21:30).

Episode 57 "Super Bowl Fears, 5 second compliments & Uber's greed" by Daniel Schmidt

In order: -5 second compliments -Satan & Friends -College Hoops (SLU/MIZ) -Tales From The Weekend -Asking Schmidt

In the first half of the episode I briefly cover my move to Chicago and what the 2019 forecast looks like for TSP. The second half is Asking Schmidt and includes the toughest question in the history of the segment. Feels SO GOOD to be back my friends.

Rooting for Mizzou sports is like having your heart ripped out of your chest, set on fire, urinated on, then shoved down your throat, ripped out of your stomach and finally cast into hell.

Alex Schiffer joins me to talk about a heartbreaking loss to South Carolina, the upcoming bloodbath in Tuscaloosa, the commitment of Mario McKinney and Mizzou's pursuit of 5 star hooper Josh Christopher.

Former Mizzou linebacker Mike Scherer joins me to talk about the current Tigers football team as well as look back on his playing days on and off the field in Columbia. Brought to you by: https://projectwakeup.tix.com/Event.aspx?EventCode=1083184

Barry and the Boys head to Purdue for the biggest game of the season (2:35-15:35). I ran the greatest recreational 40 yard dash of all time in the face of all my haters (15:45-23:10). Lock of the Week #1 missed and the 2018 streak has begun! (23:15-28:55). The Cardinals are making a playoff push while doing a disservice to Adam Wainwright (29:05-39:10). Asking Schmidt featuring a Ringer vs. Barstool debate caps off this week's episode (39:15-53:25).

Labor Day weekend special starts with a recap of both the PGA Championship and the red hot Redbirds since Mike Shildt took over as manager (1:15-9:30). The KC Star's Mizzou beat writer Alex Schiffer joins me to talk about Instagram, Northeast road trips and of course, Missouri football (9:35-55:00). Things wrap up with me going Scorched Earth on SportClips (55:05-1:07:15).

Satan Kroenke's quest to take over the world continues as we check in with Arsenal fans (:45-4:30). Urban Meyer is a POS and so are sports fans (5:00-11:00). Tyler O'Neill has a groin injury-wink, wink says Mike Girsch-and the BFIB hate gay people (12;40-26:30). I defend wearing pants with flip-flops, rip apart 35 year olds who play softball seriously and talk about the greatest catch in AITO history (26:40-39:00). Asking Schmidt (39:10-51:20). I wrap up with some PGA Championship talk ahead of the the tournament this weekend at Bellerive (52:00).

TSP's Summer Series episode. TFTW returns with an unforgettable Yacht weekend in Chicago's Playpen (1:15-15:45). The highly anticipated 6 Columns of Summer Beers ends with an obvious choice (16:00-25:15). Mike Matheny is fired by the Cardinals 4 years too late as we look ahead to potential next skippers (25:30-35:15). Least favorite sports opponent, being terrified of women and the pros and cons of fireworks are discussed in depth on Asking Schmidt (35:30-52:45).

No weeks off for the podcast that rules Philly sports media. I recap the last week of TSP (1:15-21:00) since going viral, and the daily battle for credit with some of the biggest powers in sports media. MPJ plummeted on draft night all the way to Satan's squad (21:00-38:00). My latest complaints about the #BFIB (38:30-46:00) and my new plan to have them ejected from Busch. A rowdy Asking Schmidt concludes (46:00-1:16:00) this week's ep.

NBA training guru Drew Hanlen joins me (2:10-30:30) to breakdown some of the most exciting prospects in this year's NBA Draft. We also discuss his training with Markelle Fultz, how he would do against Courtney Ramey in 1v1, and where I rank on the list of players he's trained. The first ever TSP NBA mock draft follows immediately after (32:00-53:10).

1:00-6:30: MPJ 6:30-21:00: Tales From The Weekend 21:00-35:30: Moviepass/Superfly 35:30-1:02:00: Asking Schmidt 52:00-1:01:30: Tundra vs. Civic

Jontay and the Saviors: 1:30-16:00 NBA Finals: 16:00-30:00 Twitter: 30:00-49:00 Asking Schmidt: 49:00-1:07:00

Tales from the weekend, specifically #HitchedtoHuska (5:40-16:20). 6 Columns featuring Albert Pujols (16:30-36:00). Mizzou hoops and the next batch of STL high school basketball prospects (36:10-46:40). A tribute to my favorite athlete ever, JJ Redick (46:50-1:08:10). Asking Schmidt (1:08:20-1:25:00).

BACK. I explain the variety of factors that contributed to the long hiatus, namely a long an grueling surgery (:20-9:50). I had an unbelievably believable interaction with a #BFIB representative that turned into my beef of the week (10:00-29:25). Asking Schmidt pops up in the middle of the ep with an update on my ongoing chicken wing eating disorder (29:45-39:45). I spend 20 minutes verbally destroying a kU fan who basically threw me an alley-oop and then asked if I posterize him (39:55-1:00:40). I wrap up this week's episode with an outlandish promise to the TSP koozie mailing list (1:00:30-1:02:20).

Happy birthday TSP! I review the last year and take a look at the future of TSP (1:10-17:25). The Tigers let us down yet again but at least they did it in the best city in the country (17:30-35:30). As a birthday present for my loyal listeners I reveal a story to you guys that I have only shared with a handful of people (35:30-47:10). In Asking Schmidt I discuss the stupidity of Jordan Barnett, and what I gave up for Lent (47:20-59:25).

I give you the top 6 NCAA tournament games of our generation, and welcome back on Matt Cox of Three Man Weave to breakdown this year's tournament.

The Saviors and Moby Dick wasted the opportunity of a lifetime against Georgia (2:30-19:40). Ari-who might not be attracted to women-pulled off the most scumbag move in Bachelor franchise history (19:45-41:30). In Asking Schmidt this week we talk favorite nights of high school, and the worst play call In St. Louis Rams history (41:40-1:10:50).

I offer a fitness method membership that is exclusive to my loyal listeners (4:10). The most boring season in Bachelor history got interesting for a total of three minutes, and ask if we know for sure that Ari is actually attracted to women (8:00). Mizzou basketball is 1(!) win away from punching its ticket to THE BIG DANCE, and they're going to do it without Moby Dick (24:40). We talk golf etiquette and rappers in Asking Schmidt (48:10) and Hardy Cox wraps things up with the TSP Voicemail of the Week (1:02:00).

We've got trivia, Black Panther and guns (3:00-12:00)! We talk the best reality television on the planet episodes, Bachelor hometown dates. Brothers home from prison, weird family stories, and families that don't eat at tables (12:30-30:30). Mizzou heartbreak (30:45-50:00). I battle between being a prisoner of the moment and announcing the end of the season, and realizing that Mizzou is still in the tournament field.

Mardi Gras has come and gone and your favorite podcast host has all the correct takes on the yearly debauchery (1:00-7:00). I go over my own Red Wedding on this weeks's Bachelor in "Engaged in 70 Days" (7:15-22:30). This week on "The Saviors" (22:40-38:55) I addressed the miraculous turnaround of the Missouri Tigers who are oh so close to being March Madness bound. Asking Schmidt (39:00-54:55)makes its triumphant return, and during that segment I set the record straight on who has the best fast food chicken.

The working man is back in the lab! I address the change in my professional life (having a professional life) (:30-3:35). I talk about the hypocrisy in LeBron's legacy in comparison to Tom Brady's. Also in my Super Bowl segment I break down the hottest takes during the game, and how I finished my NFL gambling season on a predictably low note (3:40-20:50). Mizzou basketball is trending up in a big way, but what will the Tigers do WHEN Moby Dick(MPJ) come back(21:00-37:10)? Queen Krystal's reign has come to a close on The Bachelor but I still have 3 of the final 7 (37:15-52:05)

The longest podcast in TSP history brings with it the return of Tales From the Weekend (3:10-18:30) where I talk South Broadway wrestling and diaper parties. In the Saviors I discuss the brilliant feature by S.L. Price on Mizzou's Cuonzo Martin and what it means to him and Mizzou to have him as the Tigers head coach. In Engaged In 70 Days (35:-40-47:00) I send home Bibiana while giving my rose to Bekah M. Episode 37 also brings back Satan and Friends (47:10-56:10), where I break down watching a friend go from winning $1000 to winning nothing at the hands of the Miracle in Minneapolis. Asking Schmidt caps us off from (56:20-1:19:10).

Kick off this weeks episode talking about the Natty and how little I care about class, and I also discuss the Rams embarrassing themselves on national television (2:50-12:05). This week's guest and I talk about the return of Drew Lock (!!!) and what this means for the football program and Drew going forward (14:10-35:25). Engaged in 70 Days (35:30-49:15) focuses on how brutal Krystal is, and how I've put together one of the best fantasy teams in Bachelor history. Extensive and intensive Saviors segment (49:50-1:09:40) where I broke down went wrong in Mizzou's soul crushing buzzer beater loss to Florida. Episodes caps with Asking Schmidt (1:09:45-1:14:45).

The first TSP of 2018 sets the bar very high for the rest of the year. I recap Mizzou's football season (2:10-18:30) and talk about the different situations the Tigers would find themselves in depending on if Drew Lock stays or goes. I celebrate my singlehandedly taking down Apple in a Scorched Earth update (18:40-23:30). I FINALLY talk Bachelor extensively (23:45-40:10) recapping this season's premiere. Briefly preview Mizzou's conference season in hoops (40:15-45:40) and I revisit Arsenal fans (45:50-51:05) for the first time in two months. Episode 35 caps with a quality Asking Schmidt (51:15-1:09:45).

In Tales From The Weekend (2:20-11:40) I brag about my younger sister's accomplishment while basically sneaking into one of the richest events in Saint Louis. I give you the undisputed 6 best Christmas movies in Six Columns (11:40-21:40). I break down the Bragging Rights matchup in the Saviors (21:50-35:50). Scorched Earth returns (36:00-49:00) and I take down Apple for their continued deceit of the international consumer. Hey iPhone users feel free to thank me for being your white knight. Asking Schmidt closes episode 34 (49:15-1:05:00).

The Return of the King. I am #back, and I recap where I have been, mostly rubbing elbows with Webster celebrities and watching amateur wrestling with St. Louis hoosiers (4:00-21:00). I celebrate my gambling win on Mizzou over 6.5 wins in Sharps, as well as marvel at 9 straight weeks of correctly (read incorrectly) picking winners (23:20-32:40). In 6 Columns this week I reveal the undisputed 6 best Christmas song (NO MARIAH CAREY) (33:05-40:40). I close with Asking Schmidt covering topics ranging from Michael Porter Jr. to space exploration, to Thanksgiving, to the lengths I would go to bankrupt Satan Kroenke (41:00-1:05:40).

My reaction to the most devastating news in the history of Mizzou athletics.

Mizzou basketball returns back to Earth after getting eviscerated in Utah (1:15-24:15). The Raiders are the lock of the week (25:00-28:00). I celebrate a glorious weekend in Columbia (28:00-37:00) and Asking Schmidt closes us out during which I predominantly talk about sucking at gambling (37:00-1:00:00).

COLLEGE BASKETBALL IS BACK! Matt Cox of the Three Man Weave Podcast joins me (3:20-50:45) to break down Mizzou and SLU's seasons, and whether or not Grayson Allen has ruined "Everytime We Touch" for generations to come. In Sharps, I randomly & blindly select the Dolphins +9 as my lock of the week. In Asking Schmidt I receive and all time voicemail from Jay Blossom and give him an all time response (1:05:00-1:14:00)

Three decades of podcasting in the books. Two new segments helped kickstart another milestone episode for TSP. "Best Fan in Baseball" (3:20-14:10) breaks down the World Series and why it's hard for Cardinals fans to still care about baseball. "6 Columns" (14:20-21:40) ranks the top 6 Halloween candies and they are not up for debate. "Sharps" (21:50-31:40) discusses the anonymous bettor who made $10 million off the WS. Additionally the lock of the week is a GUARANTEED winner this week. In "Asking Schmidt," I talk about one of the only fights I've ever been in (44:28-49:00).

This week's episode starts out with a combo TFTW and The Saviors (1:24-23:30). I suck at gambling in Sharps(23:32-26:30). Hilarious Beef of the Week, targeting bad Snapchat habits (26:40-34:12). Brand new segment highlighting some of Satan Kroenke's biggest haters (34:19-39:19). Asking Schmidt closes us out, with a voicemail left by (possibly)Jesus Christ (42:17). Bill Self is a coward.

THE RETURN OF THE BORDER WAR (KIND OF). In honor of Mizzou and kU playing each other again, Aaron Reiss of the Kansas City Star joins me to talk all things Mizzou hoops. I also talk about the legendary speech I gave at the Windler wedding over the weekend, and why being in the wedding party is simply the best.

Episode 27 features the inevitable pitfalls of a block party in TFTW. I try and talk about the state of soccer in the U.S. in Scorched Earth. Whether I did a good job of that or not is up to you. I also discuss the power struggle between the president and the NFL, and celebrate my first lock of the week hitting in Sharps.

I'm back from my trip to East Lansing where the SEC once again established its dominance over the B1G. There are surprising developments going on in and around the Mizzou basketball program that I cover in The Saviors. In Sharps, I talk about coping with being on the receiving end of the biggest cover of the year, and the Seahawks are a lifesavings guarantee to beat the Rams this week. Asking Schmidt is an inferno so listen at your own risk.

Episode 25 features a totally revamped format courtesy of executive producer Michael Weaver. I talk flag protests and ponder why people care so much. In a new segment called "Amateur Hour" I discuss Rick Pitino and the most widespread NCAA scandal of all time. Tales From The Weekend features a 24 year old asking for underwear for his birthday. I also talk comedy television shows, bad bets & how to recover, what the NCAA scandal means for Mizzou & potential recruits (see Ramey, Courtney) and reveal my wildest birthday story in Asking Schmidt.

Tales from the Weekend kicks off this week's episode where I go in depth about one of the most perfect weddings anyone has ever seen. In Barry and the Boys, Mizzou football has brought back the darkness. We are all making money in Sharps this week where I give my picks and trap games for this Sunday. I go Scorched Earth on Bill Plaschke and the double standard for Rams fans in LA vs. Rams fans in STL. Lastly, in Asking Schmidt I discuss a woman eviscerating my soul at the wedding this past weekend.