We are 2 Mommies who have no idea what they are doing. Screw the Mommy Wars. Have a drink.
Hey Parent Peeps! We are all over the map this week! We chat about the Florida “Don't Say Gay” bill, traumatic prepping for puberty conversations, updates on Lori Vallow and Letecia Stauch and listener emails! If anyone wants to join the cool kids club and order some of Jessica's fabulous items and support her small business, check out her store below! https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwinStitchezBoutique?ref=seller-platform-mcnav Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme
Hey Parent Peeps! This week we have a PS to Miss May and her travelling adventure! Check out our last episode if you need to get caught up! We also do updates on Josh Duggar, Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell, along with Letecia Stauch and her new plea…which leaves us puzzled. Links to those updates we reference are below! Mays Travel Adventure episode: https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-mem46-1180820 If anyone wants to join the cool kids club and order some of Jessica's fabulous items and support her small business, check out her store below! https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwinStitchezBoutique?ref=seller-platform-mcnav Links referenced in this episode Josh Duggar Sentencing https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/sentencing-set-josh-duggar-federal-child-porn-case-82907470#:~:text=He%20faces%20up%20to%2020,kilometers)%20northwest%20of%20Little%20Rock. Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell motion https://www.rexburgstandardjournal.com/news/local/daybell-attorney-motions-for-case-to-be-severed-from-vallow/article_9409039f-1612-55f0-a1b1-e604cadd9d7c.html Letecia Stauch Changes Plea https://www.koaa.com/news/covering-colorado/letecia-stauch-pleads-not-guilty-by-reason-of-insanity Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme #leteciastauch #gannonstauch #lorivallow #lorivallowdaybell #chaddaybell #joshduggar #truecrime #podcast #truecrimepodcast
Hey Parent Peeps! This week we chat about our Christmas 2021, Lara's mother and her travel adventures, pay homage to Betty White, and catch up on the trials we have been following! If anyone wants to join the cool kids club and order some of Jessica's fabulous items and support her small business, check out her store below! https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwinStitchezBoutique?ref=seller-platform-mcnav Links referenced in this episode Emily D Baker https://youtu.be/OLdmbIMuNvw
See? I told you! Chickens!... Hey Q Crew and Parent Peeps! Welcome to another very special ménage a trois episode of Q as in Cucumber and The Parent Memoirs! Jess, Tanya, and I celebrate the holidays by discussing the fame whoring strangeness of Tiger King 2 and lose our minds a little with a dive into Tiger King: The Doc Antle Story…buckle up for Ferret Forest. It's a crazy ride! We will be back in the 2022 with more of our nonsense! So Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy New Year! Love your faces! Donate to the Wild Animal Sanctuary where the abused animals were sent from Joe, Jeff, and Tim's zoos. https://www.wildanimalsanctuary.org/donate Also, if you or someone you know is sufferring from domestic violence, there is help and resources. Know that you are NOT alone. Check out this link for more. https://www.thehotline.org/ Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to qasincucumber@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/QasinCucumber Enjoy! Love your faces, Lara Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme #tigerking #tigerking2 #docantle #thedocantlestory #joeexotic #jefflowe #laurenlowe #timstark #netflix
Hey Parent Peeps! This week we have Tanya Edwards joining us a TON to cover. We are gonna talk about the Josh Duggar trial and verdict. We understand this is a TOUGH topic. So there are time stamps below if you want to skip around. There are 2 pieces of information that we share that are EXTRA rough. If you wanna know, just listen all the way through, but if you wanna skip the extra rough bits, please feel free to use those time stamps. We also talk briefly about the Maxwell trial, Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell, the Michigan school shooter, Ethan Crumbley, and his parents and Letecia Stauch. Time Stamps: 00:00 Intro 1:06 Duggar 1:33 Extra Rough Duggar #1 2:42 Duggar 13:20 Extra Rough Duggar #2 14:38 Duggar 18:33 Ghislaine Maxwell 18:48 Chad Daybell and Lori Vallow Daybell 19:26 Ethan Crumbley the Michigan school shooter 19:47 Letecia Stauch 26:41 Tanya's baby discoveries 29:28 Jessica's Storytime! The 3 Codependent Goats Gruff Links referenced in this episode Emily D Baker https://youtu.be/T_u6TmhMiZg https://youtu.be/osslx8pntpE Observe Josh Duggar https://youtu.be/Wh5Z-BXJTmY Jim Bobs https://youtu.be/4FLCiR8TgbQ Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme #joshduggar #theduggars #19kidsandcounting #countingon #tlc #19yearsandcounting #jimbobduggar #trial #verdict #trialrecap #ghislainemaxwell #ghislaine maxwell #ethancrumbley #lorivallow #chaddaybell #lorivallowdaybell #leteciastauch #gannonstauch
Hey Parent Peeps! SO sorry it has been so long without an episode! We recorded this a few weeks ago but the audio files were just not wanting to cooperate and a whole list of other issues caused the delay. Thanks all for your patience. This week we chat about uvulas and urethras as well as introduce a new segment called “Miss Jessica's PC Storytime”! Enjoy! Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme
Hey Parent Peeps! This week we have a special deep dive that will be on both of our shows-Q as in Cucumber and The Parent Memoirs. We examine they Lularoe documentary on Amazon Prime, called Lularich. In our first episode we cover the origin stories of Lularoe and it's founders. We also touched on the slow progression of the company that morphed into a cult. Part 2 coming next week so buckle up! Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme #lularoe #lularich #markanddeanne #comedy #comedypodcast
Hey Parent Peeps! This week Jessica and I discuss TJ's poor decision making and then catch up on all the cases we are following. Letecia Stauch is officially moving toward trial. Lor Vallow is still out of her mind. Chad Daybell's kids are in total denial and its sad. We also have a follow up on the Larry Nassar case that just never seems to end. Finally, we celebrate the first step in Britney Spears freedom! Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme
Hey Parent Peeps! This week Jessica and I chat about Amelia's gym brawl, TJ's snappy attitude in a pizza parlor, and out of the box ideas for abstract painting. Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme
Hey Parent Peeps! This week Jessica and I chat about TJ's Bday part, catch up on some cases we are following, and chat about the new Jungle Cruise movie! Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme #junglecruise #emilyblunt #therock #dwaynejohnson
Hey Parent Peeps! This week Jessica and I discuss the forever lost episode we recorded two weeks ago. Then we tackle some stories sent in from our listeners Topics include a teacher that could be the spawn of the devil, bratty food orders, and a mother/son duo that both need to grow up. Finally we cover the most adorable mom ever! Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme
Hey Parent Peeps! This week Jessica and I catch up on the Lori Vallow Daybell and Letecia Stauch cases. Then we reveal some funny things our kids have said, things we have said as kids, and things we have said to kids that had unintended consequences. Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme
Hey Parent Peeps! This week Jessica and I chat about a brief history of the Duggars and the current Josh Duggar charges (not sure if we said it in the episode but all accusations are allegedly as of now) and the YouTube rabbit hole I fell down this week. Here is a link to the awesome @emilydbaker video on the Josh Duggar topic. She's a badass and one of my new favorite YouTubers
Hey Parent Peeps! This week Jessica and I discuss the dangerous gender reveal party trends. We also chat about letting our children watch movies we probably should not let them watch. Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme
Hey Parent Peeps! This week Jessica and I chat about how to avoid raising a narcissist, Gabby's traumatic (more for Jessica and I than her though) Netflix experience, a little bit more of the Chris Watts case that I can't seem to shake, and the worst scandals that hit people's high schools over the years! Keep sending you stories, deep dive topics, and questions to theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com. Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz on iTunes or your favorite podcasting platform! Also follow us on our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/theparentmemoirs Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme
Hey Parent Peeps! It's deep dive time! For our Q as in Cucumber listeners, Tanya and I will be back soon with new episodes of our own. Sorry, we have been AWOL for a little bit. In the meantime, enjoy this bonus episode from our sister show, The Parent Memoirs. This week, Jessica and I explore the final chapter, save for one final mystery, of the Leonard Warwicks path of destruction. After the first two murders, the story goes cold for most of Australia. They had no idea that Leonard was just getting warmed up. The most destructive events were yet to come. We explore the repeated attacks, how fucking Leonard kept out of prison for so long, and what finally brought him down. If you or someone you know is the victim of domestic abuse, please know that you are not alone. There is hope and there are organizations that can help. Visit https://www.thehotline.org/ for support and resources. All hail Queen Bailey! Here is the Bailey Sarian Murder Mystery and Makeup video that got me started on this case. Check it out! https://youtu.be/9Lc3QKplEiI Here is the link for the 7News Spotlight special on YouTube. https://youtu.be/pR2WMIgEU5g Finally, here is the link to get the book, The Family Court Murders by Debi Marshall, on Kindle or in Paperback https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00JP1AP3M/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_BR3ENHX40DKKFSV9ER4T Thank you to the amazing DVS NME for the use of his music in our intro and outro! Check him out here! https://dvsnme.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/dvsnme
Hey Parent Peeps! It's deep dive time! For our Q as in Cucumber listeners, Tanya and I will be back soon with new episodes of our own. Sorry, we have been AWOL for a little bit. In the meantime, enjoy this bonus episode from our sister show, The Parent Memoirs. This week Jessica and I dive headfirst into one of the most bonkers cases I have ever heard. As I am true crime obsessed, I am a little shocked I had never heard of this one before. While looking for our next deep dive I came across the amazing Bailey Sarian and her Murder Mystery and Makeup series on YouTube. She told this story, and I was hooked (on her channel and this story). I watched the documentary special from 7News and then read the book about it by one of the journalists. Buckle-up buttercups! When Leonard Warwick found out that his wife Andrea Blanchard had petitioned for full custody of their 2-year-old daughter, Trudie, in their 1979 divorce petition, he was angry. When the justice overseeing the case awarded Andrea full custody temporarily until the details of the divorce were worked out, he was enraged. When Andreas little brother tried to talk some sense into him one day when he violated the justice's orders and kept Trudie for longer than his visitation allowed, he snapped. On February 22nd, 1980, the first loss of life in this story would occur. It would not be the last. The court and the country were gripped with fear and confusion for 5 long years. Was the court the actual target? Or was it these victims personally? Was it all the work of the same psychopath? Or was it copycats? How long would this go on? Who would be next? It would take 40 years to answer all those questions. Check out part one of our Australian Family Court Attacks series! Make sure to subscribe so you don't miss the conclusion! If you or someone you know is the victim of domestic abuse, please know that you are not alone. There is hope and there are organizations that can help. Visit https://www.thehotline.org/ for support and resources. All hail Queen Bailey! Here is the Bailey Sarian Murder Mystery and Makeup video that got me started on this case. Check it out! https://youtu.be/9Lc3QKplEiI Here is the link for the 7News Spotlight special on YouTube. https://youtu.be/pR2WMIgEU5g Finally, here is the link to get the book, The Family Court Murders by Debi Marshall, on Kindle or in Paperback https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00JP1AP3M/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_BR3ENHX40DKKFSV9ER4T
This weeks we discuss dog baths, sleepover behavior, and the secrets in our drawers.
This week we get back to our old selves! We bullshit and hang out while we talk about the 2020 dilemma. To send your kid(s) back to school or do it virtually. We also have a quick Lori Vallow update at the end. Enjoy!
On this episode we dive into the niece from hell and her involvement in this Tarantino on meth story. We hope to every god that may exist that her husband is a double agent secretly doing the right thing. Finally we track Tylee's last day, tracking the accused psychos movements through cell towers, and the PI who was armed with a GPS tracker and an Amazon password.
Hey Parent Peeps! Check out Part 3 of our Lori Vallow series. Sadly, The Tess was not able to join us again but that will happen again soon. We give a bunch of shout outs to you guys for sending us a bunch of info on these two looney tunes! We chat about the Preparing a People group, zombies, the light/dark chart that Chad emailed to Lori, and finally the attempt on Tammy Daybells life and then her ultimate death. Make sure to subscribe, rate, review, and share where you can! This is a link to donate to Colby Ryans gofundme.com page. We can't imagine how hard this has been for this young man and his new family. We know everyone is having a hard time right now. But give if you can! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1vwzigc140 https://qasincucumber.podbean.com/ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast Thanks DVS NME for the original music! #Lorivallow #chaddaybell #jjandtylee #jjandtyleeryan #truecrime #charlesvallow
This week on The Parent Memoirs we continue our deep dive series on Lori Vallow. We explore what poor Charles Vallow did to try and save his marriage, his wife, his kids, and his own life. Also this is a link to donate to Colby Ryans gofundme.com page. We can't imagine how hard this has been for this young man and his new family. We know everyone is having a hard time right now. But give if you can! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1vwzigc140 #Lorivallow #chaddaybell #jjandtylee #jjandtyleeryan #truecrime #charlesvallow
This week on The Parent Memoirs we begin out Deep Dive series into the 2020 Casey Anthony Mom and her delusional co-conspirator- Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell. From her names lack of alliteration to his lazy AF name to his fun time digging graves to the first 4 husbands on her marriage punch card. Buy 5 and get felony murder charges and a life sentence in prison for free! Also Jessi and Lara have a special guest this week to help us make sense of this dump truck full of crazy! Those of you who have checked out our show from the beginning may remember our friend The Tess! Also this is a link to donate to Colby Ryans gofundme.com page. We can't imagine how hard this has been for this young man and his new family. We know everyone is having a hard time right now. But give if you can! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1vwzigc140 #Lorivallow #chaddaybell #jjandtylee #jjandtyleeryan #truecrime
We are finally doin' it people! Lara, Tanya AND Jessica hit the mics together! And what are we talking about? Tiger King, Joe Exotic, Doc Antle, Jeff Lowe and more! We also take a little trip down memory lane and explain what we mean when you hear us say "Jessica Moments".
This message is being broadcast with the hopes it will find someone...anyone...or anything. Quarantine is obviously the first topic of conversation on this episode. We follow that up with a little teaser of what will be our next episode topic. Last, we dig in a little into the arrest affidavit and the timeline of events that police have put together in the case of Gannon Stauch.
UPDATE! i was able to find the link to donate to the real family. We know this is a painful time for everyone but anything you can give will be appreciated I am sure. https://pushpay.com/g/restchurchcoloradosprings?src=hpp&r=monthly&fbclid=IwAR0Pi0uHkvgCzkCFSPSPw7RUmtYPtpsVcXcMJab65K9HNYQUaBfFyUZyktg This week we give the sad updates that have come to light in the Gannon Stauch case. Beware there are a lot of tears in this episode. We are truly heartbroken for his parents. Just as a reminder...we are just two moms who podcast as a way to vent and laugh. We do not make money from doing this and we are fine with our private lives. We are not looking for our 15 minutes of fame. We both just have connections to this community, one lived there for 10 years, and the other currently lives there. Our hearts break for the family and the community and we just want to share the story to make sure justice is served. #gannonstauch #gannonstrong #leticiastouch
This week we discuss two cases of missing children. We recorded this last week before his body was found. It was announced today that he was found in Florida. WE will record another episode with updates soon!
We are back! Lara and Jess explain the long break and reveal Jessicas new nickname and the details of both of us falling apart. Then we get depressing discussing the death of pets. BUT we get back to the funny by sharing one of the most amazing listener stories I have ever gotten, and that includes both of our shows! Thank you sooooooooooooooo much Abby A. from Australia for this kick ass, awesome, amazing tale of psycho moms in the bush lands of Australia. Enjoy and love your faces!
So now that we are past Thanksgiving and onto Christmas...seems like a good time to finally put out our Halloween episode! Sorry for the delay. We put out the Casey Anthony series first and then, as all parents know, shit happens in life and you just don't get to everything. We chat about showing your kids scary movies, the lore of Poltergeist, the directors commentary of Clue, along with, of course, some costume talk! PLEASE forgive the echo and buzz. Long story but not the norm.
This week Jessica's daughter does a belly flop into hot water, Lara's son T.J. looses his mind and everything else, and we offer no advice as usual!
In this episode we do a review of the HBO documentary about the Olympic Abuse case of supreme douche Larry Nassar
This week we tackle TJ's first real bullying experience and talk about Jessicas girls experience with some serious little tricks
We go current events this week and chat about the College Admission Cheating scandal and Lara manages to shoehorn bitching about a bitch on the new Project Runway.
Lara hates Ryan Toy Review. While we are at it, screw Caillou too.
How did Lara and Jess survive Christmas 2019? Maybe large amounts of alcohol was involved? Check out how they did in their first new episode of 2019!
Join Lara, Jess, & The Tess as we talk about one of the biggest questions we all have as parents. Will anything ever be ours again? Like our phone charges, our coffee, our sunglasses, or, most importantly, our chapstick?
Welcome The Tess as a regular host of The Parent Memoirs! Before listening you should watch the two Ali Wong comedy specials on Netflix so we don't spoil anything. We review the special and talk about what our expectations were of being a parent before we even got pregnant.
Listen to the second part of Lara and Jess talk to Tess about everything from sexist toddlers to rules about gas to the TJ Target incident. Check it out!
Lara & Jess are joined by their friend Tess. PLEASE forgive the not so great audio quality. Special thanks to DVS NME for the original music!
Lara and Jess discuss returning to work after taking a 'Mommy Pause"'
How do you deal with your kids hitting? Let us know at theparentmemoirs@yahoo.com Thanks to #DVSNME for the original music
Lara and Jess explore travelling with little ones and how they survive.
Lara and Jess talk about their experiences with postpartum depression and a little bit of sleep
Join Lara and Jessica while they share the stories of how their little bundles of joy came into the world and how badly it screw up their little whisker biscuits.
Welcome to The Parent Memoirs. In this first episode, recorded on our sister show "Q as in Cucumber" we get introduced to Miss Jessica and her litter of children. Give it a listen and follow us on our journey where we hopefully dont screw up our kids beyond repair.